A classic example to that shows the exponential relationship between the obtuseness of the collar angle and the douche potential
 

Horrifying.
 

if popping your collar makes you cool, then popping it 4x makes you extra specially cool. conversely, if popping your collar makes you douche, then ....
 

I love how the different shades of green really bring out his eyes.

four times
 

wow this place gets stranger every fucking day

It looks like his skull is growing out of a head of Bib Lettus
 

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I'm stunned by the concept of four shirts. Four collared Polo shirts, plus what appears to be a fifth one, a T-shirt.

Dude, it's not a substitute for working out. You still look like a choad.
 

I'll grant you that it looks like his rather Frankensteinian head is popping out of a huge green vagina, but that's all this doofus has. Barely a squiggle on the Dickter Scale, maybe a one on the Bagometer. But he could improve. And by improve I mean morph into a walking, talking anus.

the Hott is a sweetie pie. Its a shame we can't see more.
 

It looks like he's wearing a head of lettuce as a neck ornament.
 

The rare venis fly trap douche, the head only comes out when hotts are approaching. It is known to emit a scent of Axe vice as bait. Any contact with this instantly renders the hott bleethed. They can be defeated using a mixture of weed-be-gone and cheap (must be low end brand) shampoo, and acetone. Mist heavily over the creature.
 

Just like some people get in the baseball hall of fame because they just kick ass at one thing (Hank Aaron-Homers, Paul Molitor-singles)....this dude doesn't do lots of douchey things, but the one thing he does, he just kicks ass at...he doesn't fuck around with those collars...he just pops 'em all.
 

woah! not 1, not 2, not 3..god damn...4 popped collars!! you just don't fuck with this douchness.

-douchy
 

In all fairness, collars are like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.
 

Not only four popped collars, but four popped collars in alternating shades of green. This took forethought and planning, insofar as a douchebag is capable of such a thing. All to achieve worldwide fame for being an absolute idiot.

Must go kill something now.
 

"Now campers, it's called layering. One day when your life depends on it you'll remember the survival tactics you learned here at Camp Douchie from I, your counselor, 'He who Kneels Before Men', and my assistant, 'Pokeherhottness'."

IFYM
 

Do I see a Blue Steel? He can't use that its trademarked by Zoolander
 

Holy Crap! Go eat a dick!
 

Is that really four?
Gosh, do I like his hair.
 

Not to mention you can land a jet on that Frankenstein forehead.
 

He wanted to look like a cabbage and he succeed!
 

one thing everyone has failed to notice; not only is he a four popped clover but he is wear FIVE shirts. as if four green collars weren't enough he decide to wear a green undershirt. he's five layers of flaming douche pros
 

After studying this website for a few months, last October (close to Halloween) I went to a football game dressed as a douche-- 3 popped collars inside a hot pink shirt, jesus necklace, camo pants, MANDANA, aviators, drinking Jack out of a water bottle (Solo needs to make red-cup bottles)...

I was boisteriously drunk and playing the douche part, saying totally asshole things to random strangers & friends. The funny thing is I got at least 3 phone numbers *at the game* and one of them led to a few hookups.

Sure I felt dirty, but I'll do it again.
 

LOL, check out the crossed eyes on collar-choad. Are you sure this pic wasn't taken at a "special kids" camp? Camp counselor HOTT...Muh pants feel small whuuun you around. You pull pee pee an make better? LOL

Anonydouche
 

Does anybody think to pull this off you need 4 different sizes of shirts?
Starting at small for the first one, and working up to XL for the final cherry on douche?
 

I hate for my furst comment here to be one of pro-douche sentiment, but wearing four golf shirts with four popped collars is a fairly satisfying post-modern style innovation. I wouldn't wear it, because I don't wear golf shirts, but old QuatroPop is too fashion forward to be a douchebag. Real talk.
 

I don't think this guy is a douchebag, the amount of popped collars he sports is so impractical and uncomfortable that He must be joking. Why would the guy be wearing 4 layers in that weather?
 

Abercrombie & Douche!!!
 

I don't think he's a douche. I think he's a moron who thought "Wow - If I wear FOUR shirts with the collar up, that'll really fuck with people's heads. And they'll all be GREEN, in alternating shades.... cool."

Of course he looks like a complete retard, but he aslso looks like he's 16 if he's a day.
 

does guinness maintain a popped collar record?
 

This has been mentioned before. This was the guy's COSTUME for a party (don't remember if the theme of the party was "douche bag" or if it was for Halloween).
 

if i ever see someone with more than two popped collars, i'm punching them in the face, then running like hell 'cause they're probably bigger than me
 

van douching, the vampire killer

We can all appreciate that here stands a mega-douche that has no clue he's shooting douche-chills right down our spines.
 

ahh, it's gomo the clown!
 

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Not only do I not own 5 green shirts now, I don't think I've owned 5 green shirts total in my lifetime. That's dedicated douchebaggery.