After viewing this photo, I almost threw my laptop out the window.
 

Ugh, I just tried to ram my straw into his eye through my monitor.
 

Bra!! Let's celebrate with a drunken titty grab that I won't remember until one of my bras e-mails me this picture, bra!!
 

Go Die Bra...GO DIE !
 

Voting Bra for biggest douche of all time.
 

I stand corrected...The man is unstoppa-bra.

el doucherino
 

I earlier voted against Bra in the monthly, as I didn't think he invoked in me the kind of rage necessary for a monthly winner.

Upon further examination...uh...this picture, I was clearly incorrect.

Oh Bra, how I now hate you with every fiber of my being....God, this guy sucks.
 

Just when you thought Bra didn't deserve to win this gem drops in our lap. The arty shirt, belt buckle the spike hair, boob grab, AND kissy lips. Fuckin WINNER!
 

Where's the soda?
 

Way to go, Bra, blonde chick is hot.

I suggest you treat your brunette friend to a Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper.

word.
 

Does this travesty of a human EVER look normal?!! Or has his body mutated into a state that can only be in scrotal poses with retarded faces?
 

Gorgeous Brunette hott is in perfect position to punch him right in his smug kissy lips.

That blondie lets him grab her boob like that is a sign she has no self-respect.

I hate this dickwad.
 

Wow he is totally hot. I would love to be before him. I also think that blond is totally hot and looks bitchy which is sexy!
 

I didn't even brather voting. I don't get the brabsession at all, but I'm in the minority, so it must be me. Had I taken the time, Turd Flush would have been my candidate. Bra is just a big dumb roided out doofus. He just doesn't seem to me to inspire the rage that a true douche -- much less H.O.S. inductee -- should inspire. Brut what do I know?
 

How do i meet guys like that!!!
 

Oh my lands, the brobag is back at it. I'm not suprised. He has moved up a level with his studded belt buckle and trendy t-shirt. But the hotts have regressed. they seem to be "stage-parents" for this bag.
 

Fish Slap, your reign as Douche Supreme is under threat. Seriously.

I voted Turd Flush in the monthly. I don't withdraw my selection, but the evidence depicting the BRA!'s greatness in the art of all that is douche is becoming quite clear. And by greatness I mean poo.

The world just turned more dark-sided today.

Time for a drink.
 

Congrats to you, Bra. You truly deserve it.
 

Florida tag on car in background? That would make sense.
 

the gift that just keeps on giving.
 

@LovesHotDoucheGuys 4:10 PM:

Go to the lamest bar in your town, find the biggest choad, tell him you think he's hot and you want to get a photo with him. After that's done, tell him you want a frat soda before heading to the Bone Zone. That oughtta do it.
 

After viewing the comment threads on this page for months now, I feel confident in the fact that Bra has taken the place of Fish Slap in the area of 'Bag most collectively loathed by 'baghunters the world over... What's Up Sarge!

So let me be the first to initiate the call of collective hatred for this mound of poo.

FUCK BRA!!!

-'Bagger Vance
 

please tell me this photo was taken at the precise moment that someone shoved a red-hot fireplace poker up his stupid ass.

that would be nice.

and by nice i mean fitting.


fuck 'fuck fish slap'...

i'm startin a new call...

"fuck bra!!, broheim!"
 

@ bagger vance

beat me to it, though i see we are of the same sentiment!
 

that face is unforgivable unless your penis is on the business end of a woman.
 

@ Johnny Scrotten

Well played sir! Happy hunting and Fuck Bra!

-'Bagger Vance
 

oh my Blondde is oh so yummy. God I love sophomores.
 

Bra! is my new hero!! Fuckin' A Broheim.
 

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What I love about Db1's method of managing the content is how it somewhat mimicks hollywood- It starts like this...

Somewhere in Orange County, Jersey, Dallas or Miami a great douche is discovered. After this, he hits us like a whirlwind appearing on the cover of every magazine and billboard. He has his own fragrance and male cosmetic line. Te trademarks his own douche smirk and hang-gesture. TMZ dedicates at least 10 minutes to him daily and then What Would Tyler Durden Do? tears him down. He's seen with Purg Hott and Mayerdouche. He says he's too cool to bother hanging out with Johnny Blaze and Xenu is just too weird. He guzzles goose with King Douchous at the Playboy Mansion. He gets a private meeting with Gator when Gator comes to LA to talk about lifestyle and real estate. He mentions Pumpy in his acceptance speech as his source of inspiration. He claims to be this year's Joey Porsche. He tells the reporters he was the one who coined the phrase "Fuck Fish Slap" and just let DB1 take the credit. He's dating the girls you want and recently had lunch with Deathtongue's quartasian persian minx.

Everywhere you look it's Bra here and Bra there. Their celebrity appeal is ubiqitous like the red cup, unavoidable, and undeniable...and thus, a star is born...


Army of Douche-ness
 

Is he a real Douche
Is he just fantasy
Won by a landslide
No escape from his douche-osity
Gouge out your eyes
Look down to her thighs and see
I’m just a frat boy, I need no sympathy
Because I’m a greasy head, greasy poo
A little wank, a little scroate
Anyway the wind blows, douching really matter to me
To Bleethe

Brohiem, just killed a Scroat,
Slapped a fish against his head,
Slapped the fish ‘til now he’s dead
Braha, life had just begun
But now I’m Scroating all away
Broheim ooo ooo ooo
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not Bleethed again by this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if douching really matters

Too late, the choad has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Scrote is aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve come and won
Gotta leave the rest behind for the Hall of Scroate
Braha ooo ooo ooo
I don’t like this guy,
I sometimes wish he’d never been born at all

I see a little Chaodie of man,
whatta douche, whatta douche well I puked that damn asshole
Thunderbird and Mad Dog very very frightening eep!
What an A-hole! What an A-hole!
What an A-hole! What an A-hole!
Brah! What a Douche! I know!
But I’m just douchebag and nobody loves me
He’s just a douchebag from the local fratery
Spare us his life of douche-osity
He is dumb and a douchey scroate
Bleeth-Hilda! No-we will not vote the scroate – Bra-the-scroate
Bleeth-Hilda! No-we will not vote the scroate – Bra-the-scroate
Bleeth-Hilda! No-we will not vote the scroate – Bra-the-scroate
Will vote for Bra-Scroate!
Will vote for Bra-Scroate!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia what a chaod-I know!
DB One has a Douche put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think your tatt star is offensive to my eye-
So you want my hott and want me to die-
Oh broheim-just vote for me broheim-
Just douching out-just douching right with Bra-

Douching really matters,
For all to see,
Douching really matters-, Douching really matters- and boobies,

Anyway, the guy’s a chaod....
 

YOU! WITH THE GREASY MUG! UNHAND THAT MAMMARY!
 

That's it, I'm Bra'd out. Seriously DB1, this jackass has been on here at least 10 times (including his inclusion in the Weekly, plus his future Monthly win), and all in less than a month. So once every three days we have had a new Bra pic, I call Uncle... I give...

I'm done railing against him, done trying to explain why he's not an HoS member, you win OK? Now can we get back to the real douches? We've seen more Bra than Joey Porsche and Donk COMBINED...
 

@ massa-douchetts


BRAVO! ENCORE!!

so friggin well done it hurts!
 

I used to think Bra was overrated. This pic has finally made me change my mind. Bra deserves to win in the monthly. Now hook him up with another pepsi, Bra!
 

I don't think the blonde looks too happy with Bra's skuzzy, lame tit-grab. Hopefully she was in the process of grabbing one of his fingers and bending it backwards until he screamed very shrill girly screams.
 

BRA IS SO FUCKING TOTALLY OVERRATED. he is most definitley a great douchebag, but everyone needs to get off his cock. how is he so different then an average douchebag? he is in the HoS, but why? what makes him so great? nothing. he's an average douche thats only strength is that he has 20 pics on this site. really ask yourself, does he deserve to stand side by side with the prompas, the gator, pumpy, ab lobster, xenu? HELL FUCKING NO. put the pictures side by side and really think about it. there is not one thing about him that is so unique and outstandingly douchey that he deserves to be in the HoS. so he has a star tattoo. big fuckin deal. he makes a douche face. so does everyone else on this site. he only has one average, genericly douchey look. bra? broski? broheim? there all the same as the rest mid card douches! doesn't anyone else see that I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

-Jakobim Mugatouche
 

WTH is he doing? Squeezing out a whey protein fart?
 

He is quite protean; whether poolside, at the beach, or hanging out in front of a strip mall; whether dressed for clubbing or shirtless, this tool is all douche.

I will never tire of his asinine poses, hand gestures and soft drinks.

I don't think you can find a more complete and flexible douchebag out there.

And for that, I tip my cap to Bra!

And by "tip my cap," I mean slap him across the face with my wrinkled scrotum.
 

VW GTI. nice.





fuck bra!!, broheim!
 

No wristband bra? Oh, you have one. Fuck yeah bra. I bet you have a grip of them.
 

@massa-douchetts --

Wow.

You are a master.

Teach me.
 

God DAMN I love little white shorts on a tight little booty.

I'm 75% sure that she is trying to stop him from grabbing her boob, but I leave a 25% chance that she might be placing his hand there. That's a move strippers sometimes make...naw, if she was doing that she would be grabbing him by the wrist.

What a douche.
 

@massa-douchetts....one of the top 5 submissions ever posted to this site. seriously.

i would high-five you if it wasn't considered retarded.

bravo sir. bravo.
 

Thanks to the others who are with me in bufuddlement in the Bradolatry that seems to have taken over the site lately. Yours in strength, douche equis.
 

Bra-ster, seriously, a two handed titty grab. On different women. This is what separates the Bra from the Bra scouts.

I would let a shirtless Bra give me noogies until my head bled. As long as he used the same dick beater that he pawed blondie with.

uncle ped
 

i gotta see bra's myspace page.
anybody know it??
 

@ mass-adouchesetts

...what pfah said, who I would serve as a baghunter/commentator apprentice and be paid in hummus and baby carrots until I earn teh right to join the International Brotherhood of Bagsters...Pfah, you are our Jimmy Hoffa...and BCS would be that guy who Danny DeVito played. Long live the Brotherhood!
 

Is that Peter Griffin taking in an eyefull of that wholesome hott?
 

yeah, i'm siding with dieter, i'm seein' a little pre-requisite rape action goin' down... look at her face... if you can tear ur eyes off the booty obviously

how bagtastic.

Mr. Money 'Bags
 

oh sweet fucking jesus....there is no question....bra!! is the all time king of scrote.

you know how you have that one friend who is always talking and busting his ass to be the party? well, that's the Brasif...but with all the douche smell!!!!

oh god, how i wish he was my bra!!...just so i could pound on his scrote face everytime he latched his greasy hands onto a sweet smelling hott!!!

if you listen closely, you can hear my balls scream everytime a hott falls under his douchey spell.
 

yes...the pelvic thrust seals the deal. as with recent upstart tighty armani, sometimes it takes a portfolio to gain a full appreciation of a 'bags ability, a 3d rendering of their assholery. we've become too difficult to impress.
 

im with whats his fuck. Bra is no fish slap sir. although bra is a douche, he is no douche scrote. one day bra is gonna wake up and and say "wow, i used to be a total bag of vinegar." fish slap will never give in to that sort of thought. Bra couldnt carry fish slap's tag bottle with a douche case. ps. fuck you, fish slap.
 

From Bra-Klyn on the east to downtown Bra-Bank on the west, you will never find a coadier choad, a puddier pud, a douchier douche, nor a broier broheim...All hail Bra...and God Bless Kelly Pickler HOTT and her tight, white, thigh-hugging shorts...

Bill O'Douchie "The NO CHOAD zone"
 

Most overrated douche of all time. See my various posts bitching about this shitbag not being worthy of all his accolades.

Scrote Von Douchemarck
 

bradict :-)
 

Oh, Bra - you are such a vile scuzbag. Coppin' a feel on a couple f junior league bleeths? Man, that's just fuckin retarded.

I'd say he's deserves to burn in hell, but he will likely end up selling insurance in Bakersfield, which is pretty much the same thing as hell.
 

Definately overrated. Ubiquitous bRA almost seems like he's sending pics of himself in jest. Dude is less noxious and full of self aware obsession, and more of just a goofball.....but that shirt does make me want to overdose on shrooms just for that taste of charcoal being poured down my throat to remind me it could get worse.
 

It's the consistency, depth and innovation of Bra's gesticulation from post to post that continues to inspire. His store-bought bad boy persona is indeed a license to grab'n squeeze outside the strip-mall sports bar at closing time, or any time. Every generation might learn this maxim, yet so few regress so completely and decisively. I'll have what he's drinking!
 

This picture was taken out in front of Gator City in Gainesville, Florida. GO GATORS!!!!! The haircuts sign in that back gives it away. I use to get my hair cut there back in college. Bra you're a gator, but bag o' douche be you.
 

1:Bra! I look like I belong in an Emo band!
2:Bra?
1:Bra!
2:Go hump the air
1:I did, and I found it strangely comforting.
2:Bra?
1:Bra!
2:Thats deep Bra.


I hate this guy because of Blondie McHotpants. Such douche/hott combo is not fair...
Help me, I am thinking of having a temporary douche pass for a chance at such hotts for a day or two.
I along the line of the Dark Side.
 

I think this is a conspiracy, too many Bra pics just appear out of nowhere.....He probably heard about the site and got his Frat brat friends together and voting for him...so many anonymous votes that just say Bra! A douche-coup, if you will..." All your Bras are belong to us" Once the 'bags think it a badge of honor to be on your site, it will become one great big phony Douche-bag Idol. And, just as happened to broadcast news, it will be impossible to tell the real 'bag news from the 'bag info-tainment, and, in the same way, it will lose all its bag credibility. We have witnessed the injection of the virus,(Bra!), that will kill the site, and we are saddened...either that, or its just that perky little blondes with tight asses just make me use a different section of my , er, um...Ahhhhhhhh! gotta go now
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

what city is the picture from? haha, that looks like the UNDER 21 club from my area, a lot of dbags hang out there.
 

Oh, by the way, Massa-douchesetts, your talents are definitly wasted on this site....fine fine job of satire, still cleaning up the coffee I spewed on my monitor!, Bravo!
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

This douche is boring me...
Hemmingdouche
 

I'm sick of him now.
Though this pic makes me insane.
Please remove his balls.

~Douchesquire
 

Looks like Bra has switched to milk.

That's all I got; why even try and follow Massa-douchetts' epic raping of Freddie Mercury? Well played, good sir...
 

Indeed, kudos to you, Massadouchett's.......

...and when i say 'kudos' i mean fuck bra, broheim
 

Notice the sign up high....Bra is rocking his "O"-face, staggering shitty-drunk out of.....a Supercuts?

What did he do, drink the blue shit they soak their combs in?
 

@douche equis

I'm with you. I, too, am suffering from bratigue from too much Bra. He did bring us massadouchette's epic and white shorts hottie, both of which I enjoyed, if on somewhat different levels, but I yearn for a day when I don't have to see him. The Gator has pinched loafs that are douchier than this guy. If Xenu is the Borg, he wouldn't even drop out of warp to assimilate Bra's technology.

Jesus, did I just do a late-era Star Trek reference? I'm such a douche.
 

Day-yum, Mr. White: Step away from the 20-sided die and hand over your Magic: The Gathering cards.

That was a good metaphor, though....
 

@ Army
5:57PM

.....Deathtongue's quartasian persian minx.....

mmmmmmmmm

Now that was a HOTT!!!! :)

Bra'd never get close to that level!!!
 

Shocking, le douche is from Florida. Behind New Jersey, Florida runs a very close second as far as douchebaggery and bad spiky hair.
 

I can't decide what's worse, Bra, or the Bra Phenomenon.

He's an average douche at best with a funny name(s) that are fun to say, broheim.

We need to put this to rest.

Long live Donkey!
 

this asswipe lives in Gainesville..big douche monkey
 

I said in the monthly voting that while Bra was star douche material, he didn't invoke the rage that marks the true scrote.

Oops.

I'm going to rescue blond white shorts perfect ass from Bra's stealth choadgrip with a well-placed crowbar to the skull.
 

He is having sex with his zipper.

That's the only excuse for that face and posture.
 

Stealth boob grab.
Nicely played.

Perhaps Bra!! is a virgin, and the boobie grab caused him to Forrest Gump in his pants, hence the O face.??
 

Of course these douchy guys deserve all then scorn you can serve up...but what about these women, that willingly spend time with these assholes? I don't care how hot you are- if you are photographed grabbing your own tits with some orange-ass, grease-slicked shithead on your arm, sorry honey, but you are part of the problem.
 

Up until now, I kinda liked the guy...
 

massadouchetts...kudos. kudos.
 

@elastic snap hole

Watch it, man, or I'll slip on my cloak of invisibility and go to town on your ass with my +3 sword.
 

Oh yeah, well I have a VORPAL sword and a helm of....errr, I mean, what's a +3 sword?
 

Thank you all for the kind words - I sometimes have these type of creative moments - I'd like to thank Weird Al Yankovic and other similar influences - the 4 beers I drank at dinner and the 2 more when I got home and boobies.
 

WTF!! DB1 has been holding out on us! Bra with a faux-hawk, one of those trendy shirts and titty sqeezing all in the same pic??? Bra!! Broski!! Broheim!! Brameister!! If only I could have been there to witness in person your glorious and triumphant exit from that night of Pepsi drinking debauchery! I would have cherished being your wingman (like you would need one!!) and distracting the hotttts' Norman Nanny so that you could thoroughly investigate the need for their daddies to buy them breast augmentation for their next birthday. Bra's dream for all his bro's: each night a new blonde and brunette for every Bro!!
 

Wait ... maybe those are Bra's new hair stylists .. see the new fauxhawk and the partial "haircuts" sign ... I'll bet they are off to celebrate with some awesome soft drinks!! Party on Bra!!! PEPSIs all around!!!
 

Where can I apply to be Bra's official photographer? .. its looks like that would be a cool full-time job!!
 

I am going out to commit a crime just so I can hire Bra as my attorney!!
 

I'm convinced that those who 'don't get the Bra! phenomenon" are the types that need everything laid out plainly in front of them. The types who prefer slapstick to dry humour. Bra! is such a a brilliant douchebag because of his LACK of douche symbols. We know people like him...we went to colege with people like him...and he's a complete douchebag.
 

Leave him alone...BRA'S a PIMP! (period)
 

Leave him alone...BRA'S a PIMP! (period)
 

Bra is awesome... He goes around with gel spikey hair with gorgeous girls... seriously...
HE IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY!
Atleast the brunette is holding him in firm grip from attacking her boob...
the blondie not so much.

Douchebag at its finest.
 

BRA!! this may be your very best work to date!! Party on Broski!
 

I want his life... brunette, blonde... all he needs is a cute redhead and he's complete...
 

@elastic snapper

I think that's a friggin Zelda reference?
 

@Army of Douche-ness

That was genius!