GSus---- What a douche. How cute.. matching belt on the hott.
 

dude that shirt is l33t.
 

Here is the dictionary definition of Pneumatic Blonde. Look into those eyes. What you see is the back of her skull.

Not that I wouldn't bang that airhead until the sun comes up but...

Almost didn't notice that run-of-the-mill dime store douche.
 

Can you say "Fashion Trainwreck"?

Hotts is pretty toothsome.... but she needs to lose the stripper gear.

Banana Pink needs to take those aviator shades and use them to examine the top of his dome. Hey man don't try so hard.... embrace the fact that your doo would look better unspikey.... just saying.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Can I just say something... I have a prediction... all that super colorful, graphic street/skatewear is becoming so popular that it is only a matter of hours and minutes before the Douchebags whiff it in the air and start rocking that look... you just watch. If you don't know what I'm talkin' about go hit up kidrobot.com and look at some of their clothes... yeah that stuff.

Banana's travesty of a shirt made me think of that.

- D. S.
 

is that growing line behind him for the new carnie game: Kick a douche in the sack?...and win a sweet pink shirt or a pair of aviators...Ill play for the boobie prize.

Is G-sus the new cool way for Evangelicals to win over the jaded youth of today? I try to stay up on the trends too, but got tired after my Stryper shirt got washed with the whites when I was 8.
 

This is the lamest shirt I've ever seen. Damn, I'd rather go out in public in the "Wanna know why my ego is so big [down arrow]?" shirt, or even the "Pine Inch Nenis" one. But this?? Good lord. Gsus save us.
 

OK..Just for clarification.
If multiple polos (MPs)= douchebag then multiple bikini tops (BTs) = ?

Oh yeah.. May a crazed goose fly up his sisters wedding dress.
 

This stupid fashion is worse than the mid/late 80's.

Worse than parachute pants, neon shoelaces, cavarichees, etc.
 

This near-hott is what we always hoped Jan Brady would look like if the show went on for a few more years. This near-douche is about to fade into the background as his skin approaches the color of his "sk8bored ghey" t-shirt.
 

Christians are always second tier when it comes to fashion so we now know that the douche virus has reached critical mass.the only solution is the final solution....dust off the ovens and stock up on serin gas
Thank god I worship Satan
 

Is Hotpink Head in the background a man or a woman? I thought I saw cleavage but also thought I saw evidence of male pattern baldness.
 

Holy lord, is that Natalee Holloway???
 

@ Douchenozzle.

Your firm, but fair.

Maybe do it old school, with some lion action.

-el du
 

and im a shitty user of the english language...Fuck, i really hate when other people make that mistake.

"You're" for your
 

This guy has some big balls sporting the token black pilot from Top Gun's sun glasses while the actual Ice Man is standing over his left shoulder.

That's right, he is dangerous and hopefully he'll kick this dudes ass before he plays gay half naked volleyball.
 

I like the earring/cockring with built in splatter shield.
Gsus, indeed.
 

ATTENTION BAGHUNTERS:

Today will mark the official start of the douche season at the jersey shore. At around 5pm today, the "Douche Signal" will emanate from DJais and BAR-A in Belmar. Like a pack of Thundercats, douchebags from across jersey will see the signal and rush down the Garden State Parkway picking up red bulls and cheap vodka at any rest stop they can. Let the games begin.
 

You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to understand the code on his shirt:

"Banana and Grapes" = frank and beans

"Swirling vortex" = gaped man anus.

"Twin bones rubbing one another behind banana-vortex" = twin bones rubbing one another.

This shirt is gayer than Elton John hammering a Versace purse full of dicks into Richard Simmon's asshole with a jelly dong.

That strut of fabric strung down into her shorts looks mighty tight; if it were clear it would look like a rhesus monkey's face pressed against a window pane.

And there's no wrong way to eat a rhesus.
 

Ah, Doucheapalooza '07. Good times.
Banana snorter has a band-aid on his finger from his day job, busboy/kitchen prep @ Bennigans.

I would ride her like Slim Pickens in some old b&w movie.

your siter's 1st
 

Does her bikini have a tie attached to it...that she then tucked into her bottoms? Or does the tie connect the top and bottom, so you can use it like a handle and just carry her around like a garment bag?

Eh, whatever. A few choice cuts with my trusty Leatherman would be all I need.
 

Help us G-sus, help us Tom Cruise.
 

@Darksock.... awesome.

- D.S.
 

Face like an angel, a chest like an ironing board.

And then there's this boiled prawn next to her. White pants on a man should be grounds for public execution.
 

HAHAHA Oh banana, you so crazy! I'd like to lick her tiny nips too...
 

I'm not sure if this has been discussed previously or not, but pink has to be the official "Douche Color." I know I'm stating the obvious here, but the only dudes I've ever seen wearing pink are complete scum... and deserve a fishslap to the scrote. Just saying.
 

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@ 'Sock:

"This shirt is gayer than Elton John hammering a Versace purse full of dicks into Richard Simmon's asshole with a jelly dong."

Great.

I'm wiping my mouth with my right sleeve and wondering what's the best way to wash out a wastebasket full of puke.

Thanks.
 

I'm beyond being confused by the hott + douche equation and now mindfucked by the fashion. Guys in pink in just wrong period. The two bikini top is just as retarded as guys wearing boxers under their swim trunks. You're not fulling anyone boys. And girl.
 

@darksock...

Yes, that about sums it up.

I have those same sunglasses. Granted, I call them "a full length mirror that allows me to make sure I don't walk out of the house looking like a total fucking douchebag," but I have them.

Is there a scientist here that can reserect Hitler and make his "final solution" the elimination of all douchebags? If not, I'll volunteer.
 

Douche's wardrobe dilemma that day: "Aw fuck, dude! I got no Jesus bling to wear! I-----wait a minute, how about some 'GSus bling'?!?!? Duuuuude, this so rawks! Plus, the gay white jeans and fluorescent colors make tans look darker! Thanks for doing my laundry again, Mom!"

It was either that or his older brother's old shirt. Ah yes, the "Bad Boy Club".....the Holy Shrine of the total douchebag.....
 

He has second degree burns on his cheeks from getting donkey punched one too many times by his closet case lover Sven, who's looking on disapprovingly over his left shoulder.
 

Doucheyist. Shirt. Evah!!!

Why is she wearing 2 swimsuits?

Brain...exploding..........ughhhhh.
 

It looks like some of his shirt rubbed off on his face or is a second degree sunburn for which he should stay out of the sun for a week; or maybe for the common good of humankind the rest of time?

But it also goes without saying that if this was my nurse, I would be in the hospital with a sunburn every week just so she could rub essential oils all over my body.
 

So bible thumping retards can be douches too. Great. She's wearing two bathing suits because this way she can protect her virginity better. Pink Gsus shirt. Damn. Of course only someone this stupid would believe that a Jewish zombie who was his own father arranged his death so as to compensate for everyone's misbehaviour because we are all descended from a rib bleeth who was conned by a talking snake into eating an apple from a magic tree.

Fucking idiots. The lot of them.
 

Sure he's a douche but I look at the pic and I wonder:

Why TWO bathingsuits?

I suppose it makes it harder for him to get her naked.