wow I am totally in love! I wanna date a douche someone hook me up
 

I'm hoping that this is some new first person shooter game where you can opt to be a foot.
 

i'll hook you up to the back of a train headed to Shutthefuckupsburgh.
 

your just jealous that i dont think your hot
 

I wish whoever took that photo had cropped out his ugly foot.
 

how can you think i am not hot?

look at me. look at me! i invented Blue Steel. i am a male model. i invented the word 'Hot'.

but, i AM jealous of your spelling ability.
 

That is such a terrible scene of douchedom that I prefer to look at the fat pale kid in the back picking pimples on his doughy chest.

don't take the bait Pfah..."your" better than that
 

Pfah either way your old and not hot id let you buy me a drink at best these guys id let mack on me all night
 

aww, that's so sweet of you. sure then, i'll buy you a drink.

it's called 'The Mr. White'.


i hope you like it.
 

you wish no one wants that drink from you, you are not hot or cool, yawn to you
 

Heh heh...that's pretty funny.

I bet it's bleethlvr
 

sure thing then.

have a nice day.
 

I would normally think loveshotdoucheguys is just some random 15-year old jackoff trying to be funny, but 15 year-old jackoffs have better grammar, could construct a more cohesive thought, and understand that a period is more than just something that happens to your uterus every 28-32 days.

douche on, douchebag.
 

The Palms, yes, the scrotal capital of Las Vegas.
 

@pfah

I'm making a batch of drinks right now. Get ilovehotdoucheguys' address and I'll FedEx it in a cheap plastic bag.
 

Pfah, she can tell you're old because you use punctuation. Oh wait...shit.

So what is depicted here, some kind of douchey commitment ceremony???

"I, Douche, promise to keep your Red Cup full of beverage"

"I, Bleeth, promise to let you know if your hair needs more gel."

By the power invested by Grieco, go forth and be repugnant. You may kiss the Bra!
 

Do all wannabe douches have a pole up their ass? Or is that an optical illusion unique to this particular aspiring douche? If it's not an illusion, is the douche balancing on the cameraman's giant foot?
 

lovehotdoucheguys i hope you find a nice surprise lumpy patch under your breast
 

@bcs....like....a 3rd nipple?
 

@pfah.....No, like the dried up chunk of hair gel that slowly builds up around the opening in the tube and eventually must be flicked off like a dried 'bag booger. I think of it as a douche nugget.

I vote that loveshotdoucheguys is a 15 year old aspiring bleeth. Be careful what you wish for youngster, you just might get it. And by it I mean multiple incurable venerial diseases.
 

I like to think that douche is a state of existence, and not just a state of mind. it is an attribute, not a skill. there are those who strive to be douche when they sport ed hardy, mandanas and chin pubes. however, to be a douche requires an internal quality which most "tools trying to be douche," can simply never maintain. to be gifted with the douche, it is usually the case that the douche maintain some genetic traits which attribute to his scrotal taint. often it is the case that these attributes are build, height or perhaps an uncanny ability to maintain a stylish hairstyle without product. to be a tool attempting to be douche means that you lack that "je nouse se qua" and likely, will never maintain them because your parents were wading in the shallow end of the deep pool to begin with.
 

If this guy is just a "tool" then he's the entire Craftsman collection with personalized laser-etched socket sets and only a 3/8 inch driver.

I thought you only tied a bandana around you ankle when a rattlesnake has bitten you and your brokeback buddy sucked the poison out of the wrong opening.
 

he's got a giant steel pole up his ass.

My my....
 

Shit!, Mankledana
that's just too 'effing funny
Mankledana, Shit!
 

Nice shiny, happy bald spot there sport!
 

I have a feeling that loveshotdoucheguys is also the supremely talented author of this gem: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/