This looks like Panama City Beach!

And this pic would look 10-fold better if the thing in yellow were floating face down in the water!!!!
 

come on...this guy is not bad...he looks OK.
 

i believe i found him. he's next to the smoking hot brunette who puts the blonds to shame.


and by 'shame', i mean 'masturbate until blind'.
 

Why are those 2 doing the international pussy-licking sign.......Oh wait I get it now... they "like" eachother.

One day I too will own a boar and ride around until some out of town Nebraska Hotts show me some attention. I bet he used his record producer line on them. "Yeah, I actually wrote Golddigger for Kanye West"
 

Pfah, that hitler pic would kick so much ass if he were thinking about Bea Arthur or Inflation's boobs.
 

Is Waldo on the beach? Because Charlie Brown on the boat here with the hotties doesn't reek of scrote.

I am, however, terminally jealous that this jerk is there instead of me while I'm stuck staring at a dumb computer screen under fluorescent lighting wishing to whatever diety would listen (none do) that I could get the hell out of here and enjoy this spring weather.

(breathe)
 

I see boobs. That's all.
 

i dunno the hat backwards and the pointare douche...and i realize the guy is less thqan attractive...in fact if i would go to the gym more he could be my twin...douchepass...
the oass is given because the space between bag and brunette hott would make sister mary pat happy if this were a jr high school dance
 

three center hotts look very pleased to be in a vag triuverant
 

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all i see in this picture is my uncle steve and a train of hott. not a douche. i like my uncle steve.
 

If there were ever a designated Bleeth hand gesture, I guess it would have to be the "eating at the Y" symbol. For some reason, it doesn't bother me as much as the typical douchebag hand gestures, of which I believe 246 of them have now been cataloged.

BTW - I found him. Why can't a stingray jump out of the water and jab him?
 

Good execution of water on top of water. Complete bag.
 

While I am sure that every single one of those chicks (ok, maybe not the Brunette, as Pfah pointed out) would make my life utterly miserable, damn is this picture an autoboner.

How the hell are they able to stand up in that floatie thingie without tipping over tho? Sad that I wonder that, I know.
 

If this guy's a douche, Einstein's a douche, because they're both clearly fucken geniouses.

I'm getting me an inflatable pool now.

And by inflatable pool I mean an inappropriate office boner.
 

yeah, I misspelled "genius". shyt.
 

Ah, the ubiquitous red cup. All is right in douche-world.
 

Life is sweet for the Italian Ice stand clerk.

Get back to work, Randy!
 

I'd love to be the showerhead in those girls' hotel room. Because, in my mind, after posing with this tool and drinking him poor, they return to their room (sans douche) and get into a naughty topless pillow fight. They then take turns pleasuring each other with the adjustable shower head after soaping their boobs.
 

Whoa... been a long time since I've been on, but I had to make a quick comment about this one.

Not a douche!

in fact, I'm jealous! There have been many guys on this site who have posed with some incredibly hot chicks, and they have been total DBs. But not this guy.

Judging from the comments, I see most of you are in agreeance
 

I only see a hott little petite brunette w/ the amazing derrier and the chick who stole my sunglasses.
 

I say not a douche since he's surrounded by hotties yet still lets his beer gut hang out in the photo. Regular guy, either owns the boat or was smart enough to get this job. He's having a hell of a lot more fun at his job than I'm having at mine.
 

I must give this fellow a pass. Most of the Hotts are flying far more douche colors than he is. I dub him Undouchey. And very, very fortunate.

And, yeah...... The brunette. Oh my. She causes certain important glands to secrete. I would sail her high seas. I would row through her low seas. Lo, I would surf the livin' daylights out of her surging waves. She is tres fine.
 

So this weekend is the Ultra Music Festival in Miami. I can only imagine the douchal activities and photo ops available at such an event.
 

Ah, here we have a Second tier douche. Out douches all others by placing inflatable pool on his boat. Chances are its rented, that's why he's checking the old Casio. And I'm referring to the pool.
 

Boobies boobies everywhere, and not a bag to punch.
 

BONERZ!
 

it's ok 'sock... I misspelled triumvirant... ok not the same thing
 

RE: The second post to this picture - "GET OUT OF HERE!"

No matter how OK this douche may be, he is obviously a Frat Douche. Which makes him a banana. Which makes me furious that he is in a pic with all these hotts and "all I got was this stupid 'Douche Handmove #248' gesture."

Did anyone else notice that 'but for' his sister on his right, he would not have been allowed to tag along? Yes, I am annoyed today.

FFS!
 

Let me preface by saying I despise golddiggers more than I do douches.

That said, if those girls aren't taking him for everything he's worth, they're getting ripped off. He's cruising for a lesson that only unemotionally attached sunbunnies can teach him. That actually could go either way for him, depending on the overall intelligence of the betties in question.
 

The only thing wrong with this picture is i'm not in it and by in it I mean inside each one from right to left.
 

YAY! party "wooo" girls go;







WOOOOOOOOOO!
 

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This is obviously a mission trip sponsored by the Church of Saint Vaginal of Cleveland. Each year, seven virgins are sent to a different location notorious for its depravity and loose morals.

Each virgin represents one of the seven mortal sins: Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Greed, and Douche. For six days, they walk the streets, committed to doing the work of "the Vag".

Each missionary seeks out the afflicted, persuading them to recant their sins by whatever means necessary -- up to and including a thorough beating with a tube sock full of drywall screws.

And on the seventh day, it's time for pole dancing, beer pong, and simulated lesbian sex with a dude they picked from the buffet line at Denny's off A1A near Zapata Park.

Everybody wins.
 

This reminds me of Where's Waldouche: Wily Tiger Shark Edition from June 08, 2007. I ran across this picture a few weeks ago of the two chicks who were the center of the debate in the thread.
 

Fun fact: not a yacht. Actually a flying saucer, which by day hovers over tropical resorts and harnesses the cosmic forces of white hot jealousy and self-hatred unto antigravity.

At night, the abducted Frat Guy is bilked of his waterproof wallet and tossed overboard to make room for lesbo alien pool cavort.
 

There's worse than pee in this kiddie pool.

I'd still drink it.
 

Florida, while considered, by myself and many other scholars, to be the Wang of the US, DOES have its strong attraction, not unlike most wang, of the smoking hot female species.

I miss being somewhere where the weather is conducive to doing this most months out of the year. Hanging out in drinking in the subway with homeless people, trying to see who can piss and shit themselves the most, just isn't the same...
 

douchebagski one school of thought does say slorida is america's flacid member, however revisionist cartographers sometimes refer to florida as america shits on the caribbean...so its an open debate
 

NOBD - that WOULD explain the large amounts of turd weevils. I just thought they were crabs.

I'd like to #2 in this inflatable pool, but it looks like it's already clogged.