Wednesday, March 19, 2008

 

Two Boobs


Transformation. Mutation. Flatulation.

With the spreading cloudstorm of pixelated shadow, the spectacle reaches its wispy conceptual tendrils across the lands. And so we help each other reinvent identity through the stimulus of visceral club culture echo as manifest. The erotics as sold to us in quick-cut flashy post-Fincher shakycam bite sized bytes.

The store bought $499.99 cloaks of the self-as-other, meant to cut through the white noise of mass-media saturation and present sexual viability as defined in the forum. In the conceptual arena of shared viability. Mutual judgment. 570 channels and nothing on but quick cut visual cacaphony. Image stimulus, postmodern recycle.

Inflated, tatted up, visual embodiment of cartoonish simulacrum. The erotics of media funhouse mirror refraction.

And boobies.

At least there's still boobies.

They're the one authenticity we can all still grab onto as we float through the swampy seas of choppy media soup. Floating onward on our liferafts of self. Our paddles of critical thought keeping us afloat.

But that sea is choppy. Grab a boob and hold on tight.
Comments:
ah, the musicianbag...
too broke to afford the fashions of his idols, he hits up t.j. maxx and the dollar store for his wares.
add to the mix the requisite mandanna and studded white belt, stir in crappy tattoos that his buddy did with a guitar string and some copier toner, and, VIOLA!!!
sikky dixx!!!

she is yummalicious in a rocker chick kinda way. supply the blow and away she goes!
 
Often it is becoming the trend of non authientic boobies even then a conceptual grasp of boobs is becoming difficult.
 
YES! HAHA! That's what I'm talking about! Sure, she needs a LITTLE toning, but the hott slutty face, pornstar sunglasses, and the behemoth tatas make up for that in droves!

BOING!!!
 
That treatise was deep, like Connie Chung's vagina.

Judging by the blanket wrapped around her nether region, she must be the drunken girlfriend from Tucker Max's horrific "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue" blog. And he must be the fecal stain in said blog.
 
Boobies, if I can touch them then they are real. That's my test!
 
Heroin: When you know it's true love.
 
Anyone else curious about Aquaman's wetsuit hanging in the background?
 
Not only boobies, but hipbones, which have become a wonderful sight to behold over the past decade or so, in their repeated revelation above low rise jeans.

Unfortunately, he is also showing his.

douche equis
 
Look at his smug expression. He's looking at us and saying, "Losers!"....and if he can pull that kind of tail looking like he does....he may have a point.

...like Connie Chung's vagina.

Dark, I'll be laughing at that all day.
 
It is Tommy Lee Douche and Bleethe Anderson (after they both fell down a long flight of stairs).

Dita Von Douche
 
His doucheattude is only magnified by his emulation of jailhouse tats circa 1985 Pelican Bay. While she awaits his release in the nearby trailer park, wrapping herself with a dual-use sarong/window curtain.
 
Didn't anybody teach this wanker the third grade nursery rhyme dealing with a British city, the land of Frogs, and his effin BVDs.

He can afford tatts but not a razor? Livin' the good life, staying at the "Not Melrose Place Villas."

It's a good thing we have a no guns policy at work or I'd shoot my monitor.


Boobies are good in crochet and DS, she doesn't want the string to show.
 
Chris Angel Mindfreak douche here needs an open-mouth smack to the face with a sturgeon. She needs a scrubbing down and likely a delousing after this disturbing embrace.

Pull up your pants and put on a shirt, you moron. I'm pretty sure they have an employee dress code even at the carwash.
 
Ed:

I've had a thing for Ms. Chung ever since David Letterman jokingly said she would be on that night and break walnuts with her bare hands. And then she did.

Wang Chung tonight, indeed. I would Maury her Pauvich.
 
what a couple of mexicans
 
batou,

I'm not so sure the scrubbing and delousing wasn't needed before the embrace. That is, if you're talking about between her legs.
 
Those tattoos suck.

As a dude with half sleeves of well thought out, and expertly done pieces of art on my arms, i can't stand a fucking guy with more of his body covered in shitty ink. fuck this guy.

Army of Douche-ness.
 
ah sweet swet connie doing her act she had the nbc sunrise show and thats a natural fact..in my jr high school years when i was the only one in thouse that got up that ungodly early it was me and connie..i remember her simon sweater made up of all the primary colors in bright display of no fashion taste and limited clothing budget...
but maury yes my show is serious and stop calling me shirley povich...i made a deal with a god i don't believe in that if i was ever to be a bible thumper he would somehow make maury povich the father of anna nicole's baby...
the last time i watched his show he was doing a wekk on dna testing proving that mendel was NOT the father of genetics..
 
I must agree with ed, DS. The Connie Chung comment will have me giggling in mirth all day long, as well as the reference to the irreplaceable Buttsex story.

However this Anthony Keidisbag makes me violent. Simply because boobies are on him like stink on shit. Someone needs to smack him in the face with a giant tube sock filled with poo. But I find relief in the fact that an OD is in the near future for him... Requiem for a dream freakie stylie.
 
im with you batou. CAMFD was the first thought that came to mind...second actually...
 
His teeth look dirty.
And his hips look squishy.
Gross.
 
Hi, Mary; how's it going?

I was wondering about your avatar: WHAT THE FUCK?

Signed:

Scared.
 
Ugghhhccck. Even their crabs have crabs.
 
@ Scared:
Friends and I wondered how to successfully combine a clown and a dinosaur on a child's birthday cake. We were tipsy.
What, you don't like it?
 
It fascinates me. And scares me. Like Thai lady boys.

- Scared
 
The Bwick Elias 'bag.

I... art?
 
Wait.

Ain't that Britney?
 
I looked at this dude for a bit and thought maybe if you took away the mandana, he would just be some chill dude with tatts. Then I noticed his belt. Not only is it studded but his shorts are still hangin' low. If you're gonna wear a belt, LET IT DO ITS JOB!!
 
You just know this douche is playing in some crappy local Guns N'Roses cover band.
 
OK, two boobs that comprise about 20% of this whale's body weight.
 
Sweet plaid man-pris! - I can only assume that Doc here has stepped away from the golf course for just a minute... better not keep Tiger and Veejay waiting a**hole!
 
This chick is supposed to be hot? She has more plastic than a Barbie doll. Standing crotch-to-crotch like that I'm picturing both of their crabs swinging on pube vines back and forth between each other like tiny, crabby Tarzans.
 
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