it appears parole bag and fatbag have WAY out kicked their coverage. thats football slang for what the fuck are these fine morsels of hotness doing with these fags? maybe fear of being parole bag's next victim keeps purple side boob in tow

- Scroticus
 

Innerboob!! My favotite...

Wankerchoads with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths...one of my least favorite douche types. He just looks like an idiot.
 

Jesus. I keep trying to look at the inner side boob, but fatboy's shirt keeps giving me a seizure.
 

I'm glad Fat Boy was able to rouse Johnny Fuckup from his face-down nap on the Waffle House griddle so they could make the party in time with the obviously blind Anderson Twins.

WTF; do blondes like being beaten by parolees? Right Hott needs more foundation to cover up that lesson on her cheek that I assume Sergeant Cholesterol taught her.

This picture makes no sense. Lesson? You can have brains or blondes, but it's an either/or proposition apparently.

This makes me angry enough to post anonymous derogatory remarks about Pfah.
 

Pfah has a thatched grass leg and candy corn for teeth.
 

i weep for the future.

harry dean stantonbag on the left looks like he robbed an elderly couple who just cashed their social security check, and now he's taking leutennant danbag here out for a night of strippers, coke and std's.

looking at these two bleached out bimbagettes reminds me of a dice clay line...

"what's your name honey, any idea?"


and seriously, what the fuck?
where do you buy a shirt like that, and why?
 

Alright, so if Brian Setzer and Rhys Ifans mated, and the offspring got draggd under a road grader down an alley of broken glass and cat pee, this is the effed up mofo we'd get on the left. Seizure shirt apparently rides the short bus, because he doesn't realize that despite the camo mesh trucker's cap, we can still see his fatt a$$.


Boobies. Bolt on or not, they're still boobies.
 

This is the most sickening scrote/hot dichotomy I have ever witnessed.

He is a smacked-out streak of poo. He reeks of decaying rat hair and wet cigarette butts. He speaks of the hopelessness of humanity in a post-apocalyptic future, roaming the wasteland & sucking the innards out of roaches.

He dresses his brother, and kicks him when he gets off the shortbus.


She is heaven. Xanadu. Shangri-La. Her scent is of boobenvillea. She tastes of peaches.

Fuck me.
 

Holy sideboob. And here I thought they didn't allow cameras in the titty bar.

This James Dean wannabe needs a hydrochloric acid enema. Stripper bleethe on the right needs to get her ass down to the free clinic for a VD check before she stops by my place tonight. So we can like, watch Mandy Moore movies and talk about our feelings. 'Cuz I'm all sensitive like that. Yeah.
 

My Name is Earl. Vegas Edition.
 

Dear lord.
Douchery has really take a turn for the dark side.
 

check out the lightning bolt on the side of seizure-shirt's head.
 

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@anon -- is pfah's thatched grass leg the one that smells like bacon?
And is it possible to eat gravy skins with candy corn teeth?

DB1, you forgot to mention the CW's new show (in pre-pilot stage):

Loud, Hopelessly Confused Latino Dad Befuddled by His Family's Total Rejection of His Machismo Attempts to Control His Family, Especially His Smokin' Hot Wife Who Married Inexplicably Way Far Down on The Foodchain And Regards Him as The ATM And Entertaining Buffoon That He Is While Having Frequent Raunchy Kitchen Gangbangs with Several UPS Dudes
 

did you all wank each other?
 

1) DB1, you obviously cropped out the sign next to these girls that reads, "You must survive 10 minutes in the grizzly cage to get a photo with Grape Goddess."

2) @ anon 10:06, the commenters and especially the guy who runs this site are some pretty intelligent, and not to mention hilarious, people. Did you hi-five yourself when you chose "did you all wank each other" as your moment of dominant hilarity on this thread? My guess is you're the Gator.
 

You've got to be fucking kidding me.
 

This is the part of the show where the peelers/hooks come out for a $15 glass of apple juice and $20 complimentry pictures with the douchebags in the audiance. Hu-aas and douchebags it's whats for dinner.
 

Black Hott should probably reconsider giving her new stepdad, Sid Vicious Bag, a set of steak knives for their 1 week anniversary
 

It's also nice to know that Moms over there is tolerant of the lesbian lifestyle, however, given her porn star roots not surprising.
 

Purple clad side-boob could piece an underground Sadam lair with those bunker-busters on her chest. Not sure how this cast was put together, but I am looking forward to future episodes of "The New A Team"

kingcityDouche
 

Purple. Dress.
 

From left to right:

Fred, Ethel, Ricky, Lucy
 

Guy on left looks like he could be related to Patrick Swayze, so I will not talk trash.

Other guy's shirt is too frikkin' sweet to dump on him.

I would dump a few things on purple McSideBoob's though.
 

@anon9:34....i don't have a thatched leg. but damn if you aren't a hilarious writer.
 

I think Purple has her dress on backwards.
 

little fat mexichoad looks startled and confused


this is I C E freez!
 

The Peroxide Twins are smiling because they just reached and carefully removed the wallets from the chains that fastened them to their belts.

The douchebags will later find out they paid for Blonde in Black's boob job to get her to match with her Grape twin.
 

thatched grass leg...is that a hybrid of kentucky blue grass and california sensimilla? and how much is a qp... something wayne something has the cigarette and drink this guy looks like a lee harvey oswald mugshot with a 70s era j&b ad in a softcore porn mag mixed in...and that doesn't explain the co dependent relationship he has with that leather jacket, it has unecessary zippers so you know only a tough guy would wear it...grape flavored side boob is miss conjugality 1995
from the pagant circuit...busy shirt camobag is well...and i might get into blonde black bustier she didn't look like the guy who sold me a pontiac aztec...never shop for a car stoned
 

@ burnsy.

no, but I guess you just answered my question...
 

It's an Alabama fraternity/sorority mixer! On this night it was Delta Delta Delta with the Alpha Lambda Douchebags.
 

Inside boob is the new sideboob
 

dudes, i don't even know if i'd label these cheese dicks
douche bags or not. i mean look at them, Lost Boys vampire wannabe is wasted and his chubby cammo wearing but' wait look at my shirt!' friend got dressed by Urban Outfiters. they're just a couple of lames bothering the Patron Girls for a pic.
 

side boob


& fuck fish slap!
 

Its so cute when Redneck Dad (left) takes his Redneck son (right) out to pick up white trash chicks at hooters. There is nothing wrong with it, why with father and son only 14 years apart he is more like a brother then a son to him.

Oh I almost forgot... BOOBY!
 

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Nothing redeeming in this picture:

Bad shirt.
Posed smoke.
Fake tiddies.
Sunburn.
Castro hat.

Douches? Maybe. Genetic failures? Possible. Affronts to a better way of life? Most assuredly.

"Broken Arrow, this is Overlord... you are cleared for engagement."
 

this is more like the 00's version of laverne and shirley. and those two hipster douchebags are the lenny and squiggy of the here and now. they'll try hard, but they'll never get laid....
 

I can't believe no one recognized Goldberg from Mighty Duck fame in the seizure shirt. Where he once worked his family's deli and played goalie in his spare time, moving on to fart in Ben Stiller's face at fat camp, Goldbag now haunts Crooklyn's hottest sleaze clubs for the blondest inner side-boob he can find. With his trusty pal Johnny Doucheblazer, Goldbag induces seizure-hypnosis into unsuspecting hott. Later, when hotts have regained consciousness, found their clothes and morning-after pills, Goldbag will rub cheeseburger grease over his ample chest while Johnny Doucheblazer checks his mullet and packs a lip full of Skoal.
 

worst. shirt. ever.
 

I bet fatbag has "The Beetis". He better call Wilford Brimley and get some testing supplies.
 

I know a drug dealer when I see one...and I see two.
 

the closest Teddy boybag has been to a motorcycle is the bikers from le Douche chained him to on & drug his ass down the alley behind KFC.

purple hott doesn't shake hands, she justs wears her clevage down to her navel, sticks her girls out & lets you reach in & go magic 8 ball on those badboys
 

That shirt once featured solid horizontal stripes but flipped the FUCK out with the rest of the universe when God allowed this inexplicable fuckenstance to occur.

Fuckenstance n. - a fucking happenstance, usually involving douchebags and blondes, the latter in lickable Grecian drapery.
 

Damn it, look at that, homegirl on the right is wearing a wedding/engagement ring. I swear to Zeus that if she is married to that larger gentleman in this picture, I'm done, I can't deal with this shit anymore.

The guy on the left has watched too much Dennis Leary, and the homie on the right has spent too much time in the Pink Floyd Laser Light show to think that shirt looks good...
 

coming this fall...if you thought the cleveland girls were wild you ain't seen nothing yet...from the urine soaked corpse of aaron spelling is a show where the actors are in their late 20s and the characters are in high school for a reason....TOXIC WASTE...tune in for
love canal, 14304
 

Haha. I know the girl in the purple. I go to school with her.
 

Haha. I know the girl in the purple. I go to school with her.
 

@ anon 6:26 - You go to school with 40 year old chicks?

Robert Patrick Douche looks absolutely wrecked after a week long aftershave, sterno and homemade crank bender.

Where the fuck did he even buy a shirt like that? He must have made it while R-Pat 'bag cooked up the meth.
 

You know, if I was a tart, I would make sure the floppy third nipple in my armpit was concealed properly, unlike Black-dress Blondie.

But thank god I am not a tart and have 2 anatomically correct nipples.
 

Lardbag must have the camo so he can raid the donut shop in the early AM without being seen.
 

Dude on the left is totally from an episode of Cheaters yo!

Classic casual cigarette straight out of the James Dean poster above his bunk bed in mom's basement.

And ya gotta love the "just rolled outta bed" look that only took two and a half hours. Jacket on one arm? How else do you wear it? Pshaw.
 

Well, we works all week picking up trash, so's we can spends the weekends picking up trash...

C'mon Miguel, we don't have to take this shit from this DB1 shit! Let's gets this scene back to the trailer and my cheese...
 

Hey purple sideboob here... thank god for my sense of humor. I had a friend from school send me this link, didn't even know this site existed. Some of your insights mentioned are hilarious, but seriously.. find better ways to spend your time!