she's the one on the right.

saw her pic in the la times.
I wouldn't pay 5 grand to come on her, but she's not bad lookin.

she has a nice rack on her at least.
 

She's the one on the right, next to Hugh Jackbag.
 

Quick question: Have any of you fellow baghunters read LOOK AT MY STRIPED SHIRT! ?

Army of Douche-ness
 

The one on the right is the ho'. And by sheer douchemosis, frat-shithead has made the one on the left some sort of female douche...if that's possible. Will someone explain?
 

not only would i not pay a thousand an hour for her, she wouldn't even be in my top ten to try and pick up at the bar on a drunken friday night
 

I can't stand the frat-douche. I've hated every one of them that I've met. They're all the same.

I wouldn't pay anything to bone chicks, except maybe a bartab. The drunker I get, the better I perform...
 

anonymous @8:46

That striped shirt article was a work of genius. If you dig around on the interweb, you'll find a similar one from a college newspaper somewhere that was "written" by a frat boy...I'll try to find the link and post it. Same type of laugh your ass off genius.
 

^ Oh yeah, here we go: http://www.georgetownheckler.com/collar.html
 

This girl should stand as a warning to all chicks who get involved with douchebaggery.
 

Inre the call girl: She's better quality than anything that (willingly) come near to me, so yeah I'd do her. But I wouldn't pay.
 

the most impressive phot of this chick was the ones from i guess early high school before the 8ball diet when she still had some baby fat...it made me think man 30-40 chicks i went to high school with might have been high end hookers...thats not to say she isn't attractive in her own right its just to say she's attractive in a use coke but not to much and you too can earn 4300 a night...better living through chemistry
 

while researching for the "Look at my Striped Shirt!" article, i found a few Tucker Max stories. have any of you read his stuff? i actually knew the guy back when he went to Duke University. he is the quintessential douchebag. trust me on this one. he's a funny writer, but he also embellishes his tales quite a bit.
 

Charlie Sheen said it best: you don't pay a prostitute for sex...you pay her to leave. As for chicks with cowboy hats in bars? I'm saying auto-stage 3 bleeth, at least.

Dude reminds me of a bowling pin for some reason.
 

@ grady and anon @8:44
I have to agree with both of you she is skanky and not hot at all.

I wander how Eliot Sphincter feels after seeing all these pictures of her on the net, and realizing she was so completely getable for free! Hah!
I don't believe there is anything any women can do to me sexually that would be worth 5 G's.

Okay wait a minute I know what I would pay 5 g’s for I would have to be able to go back in time to 1993 be seventeen years old again and met up with Pamela Anderson before the tats and Hep C and let her rock my world in the back seat of my 1991 Jetta while Smashing Pumpkins “Siamese Dream” CD plays on my car stereo.

Damn I’d pay 10 G’s for that!!
 

Yeah, I only ask cuz the main writer of the book is from Cleveland where I live and performs in a sketch comedy group Last Call Cleveland and I've seen it live a time or two and read the book.

What a lot of people DONT know is that the "Look at my striped shirt" article/sketch plus a confession of a guy who likes to lift weights in the book were ripped off and pieced together on film to become the viral "My New Haircut"

I think i'm gonna make my first trip to Vegas to visit friends and attend the book release.

Army of Douche-ness.
 

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm a bigger douchebag than this guy. At least photoshop his skin to orange or superimpose a Peaches Point. Fratbag? Because this appears to be in a basement with sports on a TV? Weak.

When anybody can be a douchebag, then nobody truly is a douchebag. Nothing exists.
 

To confirm her "Bleeth" status, apparently, she was featured in a "Girls Gone Wild" video at the age of 17.

The virus has got a firm grip on this one... I'd pay a dolla' to watch her eat my nut sundae. It looks like her friend would eat it for free.
 

Why do I keep hearing Miami Sound Machine songs in my head ever time I look at her?

I'd pay 5 grand to make this stop.
 

Well well well, I find this not surprising in the least. Amazing what $5k a pop on the taxpayer's tab can get you: A few hours with a fairly attractive psychopath with daddy issues along with a raging case of herpes.

Yes, the girls gone wild video is just the icing on the cake, and shouldn't surprise anyone. Joe Francis: massive douche, this sperm recepticle: massive bleeth. Given the problems in Iraq, Tibet, Darfur, et al, the fact that this is what the news decides to make their top story is even more depressing. Because, we've like, never ever seen a politician involved in extra-marital shennanigans. This is unprecedented, folks.

I'm sure she'll change the world with her music, though, just like John Lennon. Yep. 'Cuz if there's one thing the world loves, it's a hooker with a heard of gold and a record contract. Worked for Samantha Fox, anyway.
 

@anonybag

Well he has the requisite budlight in hand, a shiny head, a fantabulous 2 part gaystache, and hair gelled to look "messy"...

No jesus bling, tipped hat or other accoutrement of the higher level douches but don't let that fool you. He doesn't even pay for his hookers, much less his shiny bling and knockoff designer clothing.
 

Dude gets a pass from me.

She gets a pass as well. A free pass to the Monica Lewinsky/Donna Rice Hall of Fame where she can commisserate with other chicks who are merely famous for bringing down famous politicians.
 

ok let me recontextualize a moment
i hear plenty of people getting hung up on the 4300 for two hours or whatever...according to some article i read spitzer made 1.8 million in 2006 divide that by 20 and its 90 k per year... ok now divide 4300 by 20 and its 215 bucks...remember when you rent a hooker its not the sex you pay for its the leaving afterward, clearly this was a value option
 

The guy has a douchey shirt, thats about it. Shes pretty skanky and is an actual whore.

Phah is lamer than ever. Nice pic. What happened? You used to b e punk man? You used to be cool.
 

Is it abnormal that I finder 100x hotter than what she really is just because she a young "high class hooker"...yeah id guess so
 

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I would pay $5k so Mr. White could pee on her. I'm that kinda guy.

But I bet Jerry Springer would pay more for Mr. White to pee on her.
 

Johnny Scroten you have no sense of humour. I was merely taking the piss out of phah from an earlier thread.

I also do not think you realise that even if I were to come up with a "clever" moniker like yours I would still remain anonymous.

Lighten up mate and stop playing defender of the realm on the internet.
 

@darksock

I've set up a website where people can make PayPal donations to me for just this purpose. Visit www.mrwhitepissesonashley.com and make a donation. I will post the resulting web video.
 

@anon10:15.......dammit dude, it's spelled 'pfah'. not only are you anonymous, you are also blind. but you're right, i used to be cool, even in my tube socks. i don't know what happened.
 

anon...
my humble apology. not dealing well with a midweek hangover. sense of humor left with fifth shot of powers. chased with makers and coke.

realizing i have much to learn about HCwDB...

offending post removed.

along with my liver. that's what i get for listening to a buddy who said that booze was like a liquid therapist.

dr. phil indeed.
 

now worries mate. Booze is a liquid therapist, it makes helps get your emotions out. Unless you blackl out that is. And it usually is cheaper than $4300 whores.
 

she has a big water head!

i like it

~the toledo scrote face killer~
 

Yeah, man, as per "newman's own balsamic douche":

CONTEXT, it's what everyone forgets...CONTEXT, RELATIVITY, APPLY IT EVERYWHERE IN LIFE. like, C'mon, $4000 is peanuts to some people. IN FACT it probably feels just, like, good and nasty to pay for sex.... until the fallout.... i was just bummed to notice in the New York Post that her tits are fake. The other chicks on that website, the 6-7 Diamond ones were pure CHEEZE.... it was the 1-4 diamonds that were hot.
 

Douche Vader stole my thunder. Yes, the only reason to pay is to know she'll leave after droppin the poon. Some dudes w/ strange predilictions might pay her to wear a Tickle Me Elmo suit or something, but you typically pay to escape the hassles.

I wonder how much of the $4,300 she got to keep... $1,500?
 

Dude's not a douche (at least not obviously so). Add two Bud lights in his left hand, a cheesy unstructured blazer, a little more hair gel and more yellow to his red skin for a nice orange glow, plus a twin who is your wing man in "crushing ass" - then, then you'd have a Douche. A classic fratbag douche (a la the douchemint twins Rob & Ryan).
 

Just to avoid confusion, the "ed" at 11:37 is not me.
 

Cowgirl may be a douchette, but that open mouth is screaming to be filled with a Goode Company Czech Sausage.

Did I mention that I'm from Prague?
 

shez actually pretty fuckin hot, maybe not in this pic and maybe not $1000/hr worthy...
 

@ pfah - It is refreshing to see that you have come to terms with yourself as an "elitist snot-wad". I am inspired by your voyage of self-actualization and plan to begin a weekend long session of self discovery and realization assisted by, as anon 10:40 states, the therapist in a bottle. In my case, Sauza Hornitos tequila and a case of limes.

As noted previously, paying a sex partner to leave after the completion of the evening's festivities isn't such a bad thing. I can think of more than a few wretchedly hungover mornings that I would have gladly given the woman in my bed $4300 to leave immediately.

Upon further reflection, maybe this tequila therapy thing isn't such a good idea.
 

"Ashley Dupre" is one of New Jersey's finest exports, I mean escorts, and she's got a brother that will BRO your mind:

http://www.myspace.com/kydboy

Enjoy...
 

As Tracy Morgan said last night on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the only way a hooker is worth $4K is if she can make her vagina talk, blow taps, and sing like Louis Armstrong. Then he crooned a few bars of "What a Wonderful World."
 

Dude's a fratbag fo' sure. <-- I imagine he'd use fo' sure so that's why I used it.

Ashley is fucking hot. Period.

No, I don't mean when she's on her period I just mean end of story.

Anyway.

The guy is drinking BAG LIGHT and wearing a shirt that says "Lady Killer" which means he's a douchebag.

I hope she charged him triple.

I hope she'll charge me 1/3.
 

Lady Killer shirt...check. Spikey hair...check. Standing in front of the DJ booth...check. Hanging out with hookers...check. What else do you need? Disease Ridden FratBag...check.
 

damn, Ed; a stalker AND a doppleganger. You got it all.
 

$4K should be getting Vegas showgirl quality, I wouldn't pay more than $250 for that face. More proof that the Fed isn't controlling inflation.
 

The Lady Killer short makes him a douche.