This is just too easy. Nobody give this douchebag the combo to the gun cabinet...

What a Columbag... Still too soon? Naaaa.
 

Whoa...Check it out...He is taking a picture with a hott in front of another picture of himself with another hott...If you zoom in, there is another picture of him with another hott in that picture...It goes to infinity! Douche/Hott ad infinitum! This faux wood-covered room is the nexus of the universe!
 

Wow. Notice the photos of him with various chicks on the wall, especially the one above his head of him kissing one.
 

those tear tats are worse than anything else...i mean who doesn't think "i'll give you something to cry about" face tattooing is retarded but the tear tattoos are retarded and wearing milk bone underwear to bad newz kennels.hot is ok...in a small pond and deprived from outside ass i would probably actuall convince myself she was a piece of ass..obviously she thinks she is...i love when you see these chicks at a concert or something like it a 6treated like a ten back home...she has all the ten attiude but the noticable lack of attention and bitterness verging on hostility towards women who really aren't used to thinging its a competition...i wish i could read the sign that starts with fuck and the last readable word is trailer...undoubtedly words of wisdom....a serenity prayer for guys with tear tats
 

here, DB1, we have the conflict between good & evil. she is everything that we hold wholsome, & want to spoil, he is the spoiled....quick someone invent a douche nuetron device that can eliminate douche before it defiles her purity...

either that or GOD strike me blind!
 

oh, & yeah he earned those tears... this poop douche will be dead before he turns 24.... rip you sack of ignorant crap.... I greive for your family, truly!
 

This is a wormhole.

Really.

A worm. hole.

I can't do this.
 

Someone who has converted his whole life to be a FootSoldier of Douche. I'm originally from the upper midwest, and THIS is the douche I grew up with and loathed.

Listens to Mudvayne, but has a secret crush on Avril. Acts crazy to be impressive to the dull Hotts (pictured) that populate the fly-over region. Mostly harmless.

They deserve each other, but man... wtf.
 

To be fair, this is taken in a tattoo shop (note the many boxes of latex gloves and the copy machines). So the pictures on the walls are probably his clients. Since shes not displaying an ink I'm gonna assume this is his girlfriend. I would have given him a pass, but then i saw his nails. He must die in a firey death. Fellas, for the love of god, please please please, TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS. No one wants to see that shit.
 

I <3 carneys!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Love,
The Cleveland Girls. Alayna

ps - to bcs, the stains come out. (just so you know. )
 

Ash, good eye, I didn't see the nails. I bet he blows half his check getting them done at the mall.

Also: my fucking ass she doesn't have ink. My guess would be the lyrics to Meredith Brooks' "Bitch", circling a flaming broken heart. Making it one of the many trampstamps on Earth you could land a Stealth Bomber on.
 

Ashfish - she does have a tat, check below her right wrist under the bracelet. She's probably a client. And she looks like she's wearing some weird garanimal print bra underneath the top. That said, she's cute in that sorority sister way.

The video surveillence camera up in the corner of the room is creepy.

I hope I live long enough to see what all these tat-scrotes look like when they're 70 and wrinkled.
 

-Displaying- is the key word in my last post. Most tattoo artists will take a picture of the tattoo they do on you if they like it or want to add it to a portfolio or album, but a prerequisite is that it has to actually be the in and/or the center of the photo. The wrist tatt doesnt count as being on display. I feel like ripping both of those lip rings out to defend myself against his scary chin pube growth. And in regards to the nails, those are home grown, hers are acrylic tho. However, with the state they're in, I'm betting Sally here is a student at the local beauty school and does his nails for free. He's probably got a peddi too.
 

It's the hat, this guy fell through a wormhole that opened in Chicago in 1937.


Douchebag Darrel.
 

This is the little guy from "Oh brother, where art thou?" He is a Man of Constant Douchebag. Gayfer, Everett?
 

nice call on the location ashfish!

my attempt at figuring out the sign on the table:

FUCK WITH
ME AND
YOU FUCK
WITH A MAN
WHO IS
TRAILER TRASH.

this guy has MAJOR issues. and if she's with him, she does as well. daddy didn't like him very much i would imagine.

and cut your nails meth 'bag.
 

Her armpit bling is what gets me hot. Oh yeah, and the goth Pac-Man on his ass.
 

HA! I just figured out wtf is danging under her arm, her earing got caught. Either that or her armpit is the antenna for her cell phone.
 

He is a complete retard.

She is an early candidate for hottest hott of the year, in my humble opinion. Ye Gods.
 

This guy died at the party last week, and everyone is taking turns getting their pic taken with the body before the funeral home is called.
 

This guy died at the party last week, and everyone is taking turns getting their pic taken with the body before the funeral home is called.
 

Usually I say this about the hot chicks on this site but to you sir I ask "daddy didnt love you, did he?".
 

the same douche standards applied to normal dudes cannot be applied to tattoo artists. it is their job to advertise their work on themselves so that brad, the office manager by day, extreme party boy by night, will be convinced by "critter" here to get that sweet ass tribal armband.

@cleveland girls i'm not sure which stains you are referring to, but i would appreciate any advice for removing the crunchiness from the carpet underneath my computer desk.
 

also, did anyone notice on the Amazon pre-order page for the upcoming Hot Chicks With Douchebags book, underneath the "Customers who bought items like this also bought", all the books are about psychopaths and serial killers?

guess that says a lot about this sites fan base. unless flyteeth is the only one who has ordered the book so far.

now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lower the basket down to jon benet and make sure it puts the lotion on it's skin.

NO TARMAL! FUGHUE!
 

shit
look at his nails
 

Pfah's favorite TV show
 

hey bcs you got jon benet? i wondered what happened to that little slut after she gave me the clap....she's what 17 how big a rack did she grow i've always been curious...
 

return to tiffany's alright
 

hahah this guy makes me want to throw up all the ferrero rochers i just ate. facial pubes disgust me more than coco's lumpy breasts. & tear tattoos? gag me with her tan tits.
 

Ok, DoucheTat here has to advertise his handywork -- like Rachel Ray getting fat to prove her recipes are tasty. Bu that doesn't excuse the hat or the pubebeard.

And she's Friday night material at the local adult establishment, but she's still a hottie.

Oh and for the poem, I'm sure it goes:

FUCK WITH
ME AND
YOU FUCK
WITH A
WHOLE
TRAILER PARK
 

Why is it perfectly hot chicks without tats hook up with these tools who paint their perfect bodies with this ink that will never go away????
 

Isn't this a violation of his parole?
 

The douche needs a bigger hat. We can still see his ugly face.
 

codEine
 

WHAT! THE! FUCK!?
 

Just another example of smegma from the trailer park. This f*c# stick is begging to be beaten with a large rusted, blunt instrument.
She will be working on the pole or at Hooters soon.
 

gah! must you remind us!!!

Actually, this one wants to be Mike Ness so bad he can taste it. Forget the darlin he's velcroed to, we know where his heart liest
 

Ya know, day in and day out I visit this website and think "man, I'm glad I'm not that douche" but now I'm beginning to think... hmmm, I want some off that ass insteadof the slightly chubby, boring stuff I get...maybe I need to douche up my act some?
 

Les Claypool is....Freddy Krueger!

Damn, BCS; I just learned a couple of things:

1. Bea Arthur actually looks as good as Sarah Jessica Parker, or perhaps conversely, SJP is a fucken crone,

2. Sally Strothers is still eating entire canned hams,

3. Abe Vigoda is 134 years old and well.
 

this is funny as shit:

http://www.abevigoda.com/
 

What r we Psychos with Hot chicks now?
 

The tattooed teardrop is actually a sign that he has been done time for murder. Two teardrops would mean two murders. It isn't one of those tats you fake as it is pretty easy to verify.
That being said, I think this young man is a fine upstanding member of society and I'm sure the other guy(s) deserved it.
FUCK WITH ME AND YOU FUCK WITH A MAN WHO OWNS A TRAILER IN IOWA
 

Is this loser actually a douchebag? He gets filed under "Tatt shop loser" around here. No redeeming qualities in this image.
 

Danny:

Someone should have told him that his three friends that died in his drunk driving crash can't count as tears.

The lip rings are a good idea though; if he ever gets stuck neck deep in mud, who would be laughing THEN?
 

@bcs....thanks for the link to my favorite show! how can you not love Bea Arthur's raspy voice. makes me feel kinda funny. much appreciated friend!

as far as this guy goes, i've known some severely inked dudes in my life and i gotta say, even though they look like complete badasses, they are usually the most caring, soft-spoken people i've ever met. granted, there's something in this guys eyes that say he'd snap your neck for looking at him the wrong way, but hey, you never know. he could be a bible salesman.

or not.
 

being a west coast baghunter I was always pleased to find new tools to trash as I got up in the morning. now doing a work stint on the east coast (DC) I wish that lazy sack of crap DB1 would drag his scuzzy ass outta bed!
 

Look at all those tear tats. He must have killed a few people! OOOOHHH!!! I'm scared!

This douche wouldn't last 2 seconds at Riker's.
 

Dang it Darksock!

You beat me to the Freddy Kreuger! Ah, well...

At least we know that burning him head to toe Improved his looks.
 

@bcs - thanks for the link. Abe Vigoda's my hero!
 

I had to check the web address. For a second I thought I had stumbled onto www.trailerparkhottieswithmassivepiecesofhumanshit.com

He's not a douche, he's a shit stain, complete with the alphabet soup of STD's.

Hey Chrystal, lot rent is due.

This just destroys my soul...
 

Now THAT'S-A spicy douchebag!

This guy needs to be shot into the sun.
 

What makes this pic worse is the pic of him pawing other hotts in the background. But two tatted bags in a row?
 

He's got the lecherous deathgrip associated with serial killers, child molesters, and mobile ice cream truck salesmen. She really doesn't want to touch him since she doesn't even put her hands on his back.

I think I see a can of Ed Hardy eau de toilette on the shelf blocking the "F$&^ with me" sign.

UFOD
 

face tatts ensure this guy will always have a job sweeping up at the local tatt shop. or working the balloon pop game at the local state fair.

she's got a bike chain bracelet on. she's gone, fellas...
 

What are those, Converse All-Star studs embedded in his diseased ears? How utterly charming!

I have a few (slightly off-balance) lifer pals in the SHU at Pelican Bay, who would chew off their own dick to get a shot at this asswad. They'd dance the fucking macarena on his forehead, eat him whole as an after-mystery-meat midday nosh, crap him out sideways, then begin the cycle of festivities anew.

And those nails...I can't believe this three buck 'ho even allowed him to touch her. You know it's rough out there when even the trailer skanks abandon their usually lofty standards.

This reptilian cave-dweller doesn't even qualify as a mountain...he's just a sad little molehill of scrote.
 

This picture is so meta. Not just with the photos but the security camera as well.
 

Perhaps the sign in back can be read with some creative punctuation:

FUCK ME A?
.. YOU?
WITH WHO?
TRAILER.

Thats some shit Basho would be proud of.
 

Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park.
 

damn bcs thats a helluva find for lovers of matronly sitcom ladies and doppelganger cops...
 

She is fucking pissed at her boyfriend/dad/somebody!
 

I hate this guy
 

anyone else notice he's got "french nails".
 

Pretty douchey to think that tear tattoos are emo, if you ask me. Four tears on a guy in a tattoo parlour sounds kind of fake to me. I'd be real surprised if this guy has done time for four homicides. If he goes in for a DUI, he better help nobody else there realizes that his tears are unearned. They really would give him something to cry about.