kill. me. now.
 

Dude needs to work on lower body. He looks like a steroid midget on stilts.
 

Nice manpris, douchesack.
 

"So, if I don't last all thirty minutes I still gotta give you all two-hunnerd?"
 

What a twat. Too stupid to work the autotimer.

It's good that retarded lil' Joey got away from the group home to visit step-sister... wait... that's a BAD TOUCH, JOEY! BAD JOEY!

Now die.
 

Look at that palace he lives in! Who lives here, the Pope?!? I bet whoever lives here drives a ROLLS ROYCE! OOOH LA LA!

haha What a shithole, and a shitbag.
 

wow she looks hott, too bad its so blurry, what a dipshit cant even use the auto timer on the camera
oh and nice shoes, eff me heels
 

Nice Harlem Douche Trotter pants, chicken legs.
 

I was expecting to just see a hott here, who knew you could see a douchebag's reflection
 

This portrait, in its simplicity and obvious rejection of traditional aesthetics, is reminiscent of the Dada movement, perhaps one degree removed.

It is a confirmed piece of the DooDoo movement, if you will.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go honor Dali for lunch by eating spiders out of a bowl while I soak my left foot in warm milk.
 

It's weird: the pic is blurry enough that I can't tell how hott she is, but I can clearly see that he's a scrobomination.
 

el oh el ing! would you look at that friking costume.

i can't stop laughing to comment.
 

Almost unbearable douchebaggery
 

I'm appaled at the scroteness of this butt stain. What homeless, blind. garbage man dressed your lame ass? Nice decorating touch of the domicile also. By nice I mean that wino's in Fridgidare boxes under some overpass have better taste. Is the Elvis painting on the other wall? This picture even smells somewhat. What a hugh, great, large f*#k stick you are.
 

Thats the guy who works at the "Clothes by the Pound" stall at the flea market out on Rt5. Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
I might be on parole, drunk, and in debt up to my ass but I dont feel so bad about myself after looking at this douche.
 

we have in fact the johannes vermeer of douchebaggery his use of camera obscura in this case digital handy cam obscura is a new frontier in the realist artificiality captured and in effect "traced" onto the canvas of our growing mass psychosis...i will offer you a cigar on the birth of your era...in my case romeo y julieta in your case dutch masters
 

The perfect fashion complement to eff-me heels is, of course, dark socks. (Or darksock?)
 

i swear on all that is scrotey that on the bed in this pic is the Energizer Bunny. Does this mean his doucheyness keeps going and going and going?
 

Well this is a happy couple in the morning before the creditors start calling and he has to charge $2 worth of gas at the local Texaco and she gets back on the pole to earn enough dollar bills to pay for her crab medication.

Someone murder these two violently please.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

god damn i hate the inland empire.
 

Those "manpri's" should get you castrated, Mr. Fred Durst Douche.
 

Douchebag rule No. 1 of 21,5624 (and growing) – Remove all personal dildo’s or anal play toy’s from self-portrait view before you strike a douche style pose.
 

so thats what the purple thing on the bed is... I had a sneaking suspicion, but my eyes aren't so good these days.
 

Wait, there's no third-party photographer on this one - did this guy send in a picture of himself?
 

What Vin has captured is a portrait of his $600 per month apartment, Size OO ankles, $15/sq ft tatts, 2 pitcher 18% tip Hooters waitress, and the horror that he is in breeding mode.
 

What Vin has captured is a portrait of his $600 per month apartment, Size OO ankles, $15/sq ft tatts, 2 pitcher 18% tip Hooters waitress, and the horror that he is in breeding mode.
 

He coulda just paid a couple extra dollars and gotten the rest of those pants.

Deuche Baggilo
 

what we have here is a vision of hot garbage. Eff-me pumps, lookin a bit like Wendy O. Williams [RIP], vibrator on the bed... Wow. Since the vibrator appears to be in relatively clear focus, I'm wondering if the photo is clear but the people are blurry, as if not quite in this dimension. Perhaps these are spectral visitors from the smegma dimension. Yet, even blurred, that's a nice rack.
 

Girl is ridiculously hot you can clearly see she's got a perfect body
 

i wouldn't mind it a bit if the red kong dong replaced the red cup
 

Well, at least Carnival Britches 'Bag here is being actively cuckolded in this photo by a violet sex toy with a mocking erection.
 

Look at the Rabbit standing on the bed. No amount of steroids can pleasure her like the Rabbit i'm sure.
 

He is using her ass as a urinal....?

Mr. White? Is that you?
 

DB1 = Literary Genius
 

Argh, does he have a peg leg?
 

Jenny: Honey, you want to go to walmart to get some more summer's eve bags?
Vinny: Ahhh-ight.
 

Okay...she's wearing the pumps, a string top and...a washcloth? Must be going out on the town...

Why the hell would you take a picture of yourself in a mirror hung on your closet door...the bathroom was in use?