"the disapointer"
 

Yeah, I'd like to "mildly surprise" that!
 

shes biting her lip like she wants to know what I could suprise her with
 

Wow. She is mega-slutty, which is a tad disturbing since grandma is sitting in a chair right behind them.

But she looks sorta young. I suspect a touch of "cousin love" or sweet statutory.

Ah, he was going for "The Shocker" but alas, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome has set in from excessive high-fiving.

Go fuck yourself, bra.
 

"The Placid Startler?"
 

Dude...she wants her sunglasses back. She makes my slacks tingly.
 

This is obviously the Kalamazoo Senior Center stripper/bingo night. Turquoisebag is the bouncer, hott is the stripper. The old folks really like stripper night. Mixed with some prune juice, it really helps with regularity.
 

Looks like he's throwing up the "let down"

He can make his hand look like a plug. Congrats to the poser scrotebag.
 

The Subdued Stunner.

@danny noonan

I didn't know that the KSC had a dominatrix night. Mistress Bitey Lip is here to dole out some punishment. She'd make them put on diapers...if they weren't wearing them already.
 

Mild Surpriser? Is that with or without the rings? I feel like there should be a "That's not my ring, that's my watch" type joke to make out of this situation, but it hasn't made itself apparent, so to hack with it. Regardless, the only way that chick would be surprised is if you DIDN'T use a fist. Yikes.

I think the dude sitting in the chair on the left made the dress he's wearing out of curtains and a bean bag.
 

@mr white:
Mistress Bitey, indeed...my first thought on seeing the photo was "she's a vampire"!
 

She's not biting her lip that's just her hare lip and nubby got his middle finger caught in his ass during a "episode" that he doesn't like to mention.
 

I think he's showing how he lost his middle finger to Mistress Kegel.

You can see the guilt in her eyes. Push it out, NOW! While there's time to sew it back on.
 

i think the band-aids over the nipples in the see through D minus "bond girl in topeka" shirt qualifies for immediate stage 3 bleethage.

i call it "the wednesday"
 

wow i am in love this one is like christina ricci and uma thurman wiithout that odd aspect of uma that makes her way less sexy than she would otherwise be...just for fun i would say she has a bit of old school jenna jameson...but moveover bobbi harlow deathtongue hott, not to far you can still stay on the bed...this actually looks like a funeral home and she is there to see the family got good wood on the casket...
 

she loooks like the pono star alexis texas
 

This is what happens at New Jersey funeral receptions when a Douche discovers that his cousin has become a Vivid girl.

He's wearing her shades and mocking Douchebaggery... just a bit too well.
 

Dude, it's TWO in the pink and one in the stink. At least please her with that - Lord knows your wiener won't do the trick!
 

she's s.s.

stripper/student. paying her way through college, the hard way, that is. paid to pose and look like she's actually enjoying herself, and whatever choad that's in front of her.

there's dancing going over blue douche's shoulder. i'm sure the bodyguards are just out of view, for the inevitable moment when kenny from iowa, upon seeing his first real live nipple, goes all grabby-hands, blows a load in his pants, and is "escorted" outside in a friendly manner.

"the amputee" here probably organized this whole mess, hence the "ima pimp" pose with seven of nine(diseases) here....
 

Something tells me the Mild Surpriser would cause her some Major Disappointment, not that this choad knows how to correctly perform either one...
 

'Bag flashes "The Typical Eye Opener."
Chick is a skank. I'd still do her.
 

"mild surpriser" best applied by Moe to this douchebags eyeballs, or inserted in his nostrils to drag around like a six pack

Misstress Fraulina is holding a cat'o'nine tails in her left hand... repeated lashes across bug eyes face would be a best case scenario
 

I would give her my life savings and submit to her every will.

And only stray for a minute to smack this guy in the face with a poo-filled burlap sack.


Then return to the boobies.
 

THANK GOD...SLUT BOOBIES...FINALLY!!!

This chick gets her tops at the same shop the Bag Islander's blonde hott gets her bikinis.

She's definitely a pro. She's the only XX chromo in the room. Or she's the only fag hag in Sioux City.
 

I don't like to make fun of people who don't have their pinky finger.
What a tragedy.
 

Aw - crap...
This picture just hurts me all over.
 

Nothing like vogueing a shot at grandma's funeral. This pic is disturbing.
 

ok mild surpriser FTW!!! i died sir. thank you!