It looks like this douche airbrushed his stomach
 

It looks like this douche airbrushed his stomach
 

Who knew cinnebons go with "Cap'n and Scroat"...
 

i got news for you db1. satan is a douchebag. his name is gator.
 

Now I want to go to the mall, 'cause that's where the closest cinnabon place is.
 

This year it's all about the Latina Hott. Last year it was Asian hotts. This year the Spanish mamis are retaking the crown. Dumbo on crack right there got that news a few weeks ago.
 

No way! I so believe Satan would have the ability to get hotter chics and he would sport a more symmetrical goatee. And he wouldn't have tan lines. Satan would wear a mandana to hide his horns. And one of those yellow rubber wrist thingies to show support for that dude that lost his nut but won all those races in France cause you know he owns his soul and stuff...
 

Satan is a gay magician? Who knew.

Check out "The Man" in the background. If he's on chode patrol, he's doing a poor job. There's a ten-fifty douche in progress!!!

I think I want to suckle her g-string like a newborn puppy.
 

"Scrote, James Scrote"
 

That is some sweet brown sugar. Bet she can really fart too.
 

Come on now, we all know the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
 

This is standard, run of the mill HCwDB award winner, but what is the Addams family Thing doing in there on her shoulder?

How long, on average, does he spend carving out patterns in his chin pubes each day? How can he possibly hold down a job?

These two deserve each other and I love the cinnabuns rif.
 

hot tamale! could you imagine walking in on her with her dropping her morning chalupa? i che wawa
 

As a member of Gene XX, I can honestly look at that man and say "Wow. No fucking way would I allow that hideous man-shaped turd to even make eye contact with me."
He looks like something my cat coughed up this morning ...............
 

Uh... all these women are just as fugly as the guys they're with. Only a straight man wouldn't see that.
 

goddamn! perry farrell really bulked up, huh?
 

i think satan aspires to be one of the crew of roving baddies who roam the perpetually rainsoaked streets of fictional hollywood commiting a series of crimes that part way through would have police and news helicopters following them like lou dobbs follows the immigration issue....the hott has a loverly ass and a nice minimally enhanced breastication...but the real question...will mr white make an appearance here given that this is dyngus day a polish-slavic mating holiday the day after easter where good boys get to wet down and lash the women of their desires...i would think wet monday would be mr white's new years christmas july 4 st pats cinco de mayo labor day and thanksgiving day all rolled into one...
 

this fucking douche looks like adrian brody on the juice! she is got an ass that looks like two baby seals fighting over a piece f floss. and i dig it.
 

baby got back!
 

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
 

oh man, this guy looks like my first manager. fucked up landing strip and all. maybe not satan, but he was a grade A cunt. im glad i opted for the large coffee this morning, im gonna need it to work past this putrid mess of a picture. there's just too much horrible woman ass in here.i dunno wtfs up with black biki bottoms on the left but somethings going on with her ass and its scaring me.
 

I think everyone is over-rating her caboose... looks a bit flat and soft to me. Nice Spinal Tap reference Douchey St. H, but this is a girl w/ a pretty face, no chest, and a whoooole lot of nice skin. Sweet luscious lips, though.

Cleo is right: Dude looks like a turd squeezed from an oblong sphincter.
 

I guarantee she is a double-flusher and i'm not even counting the toiler paper!

Marcos Douchebagdatis
 

this woman has the greatest curve in all woman-kind...t5hat slope from the ssmall of her back dow to the bottomof her hammies(we can presume) that mirrors the side view of the front fender of a corvette stingray...
 

I'd hate to be this ass clown's mirror ... I imagine he and it spend an awful lot of time together. It's hard to hold down a full time job like that.

She at least can run away. Fly, little bronze hottie, fly.
 

man i hit it hard last night and i'm still typing funny
 

can't get past the narrow divide of her crack... must be a devil in this pic
 

Is this not the Ab Lobster?
Sure looks like him.


Jigokumimi
 

Just say "yes" to crack.
 

this guy has clinched the weekly bag spot already. I can feel it.
 

Does this bag not look like he should star in a film version of "south American Psycho"? You just know he packs a water-proof baggie of Roofies in those white-belted shorts.

As for this brown hottie, I think she needs to have her thumb amputated after its dip below the belt-line.

Bag-o-the-week contender!!

kingcityDouche
 

a winner for the painted on abs alone.

fo sho
 

He's an even douchiery Ab Lobster...If that is possible.
 

I wouldn't have thought it possible, until this morning, when I saw this pompous ass rubbing on a scantily clad latina.


Stop flexing idiot! You're gonna shit yourself!
 

Yes, Perry Ferrell on steroids here is grade A prime douche. I wonder what that thing is down by his right hand. You can't see all of it. If he has been awarded some sort of plaque or trophy, then this douche/hott moment becomes even more tragic.

I know what dat is by his strangely large and un-tanned left hand. It is a Hott. Fairly impressive, too. Nice fanny flosser. Oh, to lick the residue from her mai-tai glass while watching grainy re-runs of Hawaii Five-O. Because that's as close as I could ever get.
 

White belt again? All American Douche! I would love to peel the floss out of the hott fanny with my tool tho.
 

The ass isn't even the best part of the Hott. These kind of women are a package deal, and it's unfair to all involved to treat her otherwise. Babe, ditch the hat and I'd be in like smot pokers at a Dave concert.

OH SHIT, there is a guy in that picture. I'm sure his body length mirror has rounded corners, gotta keep the number of puncture hazards to a minimum.
 

Dude's probably got a torso with stubble like a new-mowed hayfiled. He'll shred her like 80-grit sandpaper if she gets any closer.

And sir: I know Fish Slap.

I have mocked Fish Slap.

I have thrown bitchassedness at him for several months.

You, sir, are no Fish Slap.


But fuck you anyway.
 

This guy reminds me of Jared from the TV show "The Pretender."
 

This turdling gets my vote for douche of the week. His ditzy little mamasita is Right There, they are like Satan and Satan's Ho, Dolores. She has her thumb on the inside of his shorts, so I think this isn't the typical "Yeah, get this over with NOW" pictures. She digs him. His hair hs so much grease in it, it looks like some cheezy beachscape painting - you knows - waves crashing on the beach - oly done with one of those funky burshes oyu see on public TV at 3.30 in the afternoon when the hang over's worn of and you're fumbling around looking for something to jack off to... like Baywatch reruns or Gilligan's Island (mmmmm... Mary Anne....) and only instead of it being badly painted waves, it's just a mess of hair and grease. He has the evil Evil EVIL chin beard, and so he must be the dark lord come to rid us of ditzy ho's by bringing them back to his smelly den of depravity. Not bad work if you can find it.
 

i feel utter revulsion.

if this bag doesn't get my vote in the weekly and then the monthly, i shudder to think that there could be a worse bag that will.
 

I'm surprised he's not pointing at his abs.
 

wow...i wonder if they both shave their facial hair at the same time?
 

Why is he still alive? Look at that fuckin face. It's enough to make a nun buy a shotgun and go into a pet store and blast kittens and puppies all over the walls. DB 1, what the hell are you trying to do here? My eyeballs are melting!
 

He's from the new gay movie "200".

And so's the guy with the abs.

"THIS IS PIPE-FARTA!!!!!"
 

With all due respect, all of you are missing the true horror of this picture.

Look over the shoulder of the hott at something pale and pasty that has no business wearing a thong. Much worse than the woman in the bikini briefs.
 

Diablo 'do and beard styling - $65

Trip to Vegas - $375

Having a photo of yourself displayed on a douchebag website that clearly shows you've applied makeup to your tummy to give your abs a more ripped appearance - PRICELESS
 

the ab lobster!


what can be said
 

What a bunch of losers on this site. Fuck you all. That's my sister and she's Indian you shitheads not Latina. But you are all too fucking dumb to be able to recognize the difference. And perhaps some of you should try breaking out a dictionary. The abs aren't painted on, they are real. Lots of haters on here. I can only imagine how big of a DB the people who write on here are. Go drink your six pack and dream of actually having a six pack. Spend your day surfing the web looking at girls that would never give you a second glance, become more bitter, and post more comments losers.
 

^ oh yeds tank you vedy mouch pleads.

she does look like a smelly paki, now that you mention it. now shut up and git me a slurpee haji.