He looks like the incredible hulk with jaundice.
 

got milk?
 

What douche? All I see are Milfy Hernandez's chesticles.
 

Sweet Jesus. This pic is a bit higher res than usual, so if you zoom in on this aging choad's forehead...(shudder). It looks like he mixed Cheetos dust with olive oil and then smeared it all over his face. Why, douchebag, why?
 

His mark of the 'bag is a bit diffuse, but it's still nice to see.

As to her -- where's the diving board?
 

Read His Lips:

"Next time remember to put self tanning lotion on us too, Douchebag; you look like an orange Al Jolsen"
 

high res milf boobies for the win
 

Excusez-moi, garcon, she'll take the douche l'orange and I'll have the chicken.
 

Those are what we lecherously refer to as, juggs!

He is what we derisively refer to as, asshat!
 

it took me a few minutes to see how orange this Old 'Bag is. my visual flight was delayed due to a thunderstorm of breasts.

he looks like an investment analyst, or a day trader.

she looks like a hungry baby's wet dream.
 

@darksock orange al jolsen holy fuck you just made me laugh so hard I sharted a small amount of last night's guiness and corned beef into my boxer shorts. it's going to be a long 30 minute commute home.
 

this pic was taken at a Venezuelan brothel/spa for aging fratchoads who have a yen for latina hot air ballooning
 

I guess we see why she got to stay in the country.

She has no taste in men.

UFOD
 

Salma Hayek called. She wants her juggs back.
 

i scream you scream we all scream for

ORANGE

i scream you scream we all scream for phillipina mail order

BOOBIES
 

I called. I want Salma Hayek's juggs for my own motorboating pleasure.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Is it just me, or does the shininess of his shirt create a halo effect that actually makes him look more orange? (As if that were possible without him being accompanied by a theme song about some child that just fell in a chocolate river's bad habits). Maybe the moron at Glamour Shots put on the fuzzy lens for this shot.

As for her, I'm calling "fatty" until I see her waistline. I'm sure Nell Carter looked like that when she bent over in a low cut dress, too.
 

I love those sweater pillas from manilla. I would run the bataan death march twice if I could get back to her village to get a topless foot rub.

Where did Arby's Execu-Bag learn douche face from? Has the virus even overcome the most prescribed cure for douchebaggery - Time?

Apparently he's "douchebag for life".
 

orange al jolson indeed ... i'm sure he's only forty but could still pass for eighty.
 

I can understand the root cause of the orange, but really, where comes from the purple lips? Lack of oxygen? Perpetual kissy-lips?
 

someone turn a sprinkler on, I'd love to see a sea of orange on his dress shirt and her top.

This is a cautionary tale for those using self-tanner. It's better to encourage melanoma and premature aging than not match your orange foundation with your pasty hands.

Off to punch another one out. Thanks DB1, asian/latina cleavage always does it for me.
 

"Old bags never die....they just fade to orange." -Douglas MacArthurbag

Deuche Baggilo
 

He looks like the Millenium Bag after being left out in direct sunlight for 20 years.
 

Douchebags. They get older, I feel the same rage.
 

thats my Uncle Tyler you muthrfuckers. take this photo down bitches
 

Good God.

Has he been marinated in Tang? From the neck up?

Oh, and boobies. Incredible boobies.

And Fish Slap, fuck him.
 

yeah, fuck Fish Slap.
 

pfah RULES.

Hey man are you guys hiring at your agency?
 

thanks anon. to answer your question, it depends on the department. although, i'm pretty sure DB1 doesn't want his site turned into monster.com.
 

ah miss guatemelon 1994 why must you encourage him...doesn't this bag know his tie clashes with his face? she looks like a great bang but i would be affraid she might get all switchbladey if i told her i plan on watching baskertball all weekend...i swear this orange army must be stopped, i am calling out for the legion of art bell fans to lend your expertise in alie3n invasions
 

by the look of his skin tone he's stuck in the bronze age...
 

@ Mr. White

That's no forehead. it's a fivehead.
 

Ahhhh.... so thats what a Oompa Loompa looks like when they get old.
 

If you think this choad is frightening wait until you see an ancient 'bag - over 60 - with a greased up, bright orange face. Imagine your jack o'lantern on new year's day for the mental image. The funniest ones are where they can't work the orange into all the skin folds and end up with stripes similar to eyes and lips of this Jiffy Lube regional manager and his Peruvian administrative assistant at the annual sales convention in Des Moines.
 

I cannot imagine that this was done on a serious note. He had to be joking around. No guy would do that to himself. To make it worse they are dressed up, meaning they are likely going to a "nice" event. The villagers will come after this guy with their pitchforks when he arrives.
 

@anon 7:44 -- You'd be amazed at what some guys would do to themselves as the soft twilight of their mortality begins to settle around their shoulders.

At around 40, I hear.

If you don't doubt me, spend some time at a well-equipped YMCA branch located near any major business hub around 6AM (and again between 4PM to 8PM) and you can spot chemical peels, brow lifts, lipo, hair plugs, fake tans and tanning bed tans that leave weird pale reverse shadows on obvious places, bad dye jobs, facial hair "art" that was picked up from seeing an image of Sam Lufti on "Inside Edition", guys in Under Armour that should have been forcibly refused purchase at the register, and men wearing their kids' Abercrombie tees and shorts. And most wearing LIVESTRONG rubber bracelets.

It's a horror show.

But every once in a while you'll see a guy with some weathering, a few crow's feet and some greying at the temples who can out run and out lift the HGH tribal-tatt pack preening in front of the mirrors. A guy who easily diminishes their egos by simply maintaining himself. And by ignoring them.

I want that to be me.

I'm working on it.
 

I've seen entire episodes of the "Roseanne" that weren't as loud and ugly as that tie.
 

I see one inflated orange douchebag and two super-inflated Hummer airbags.
 

I just want to peel him or have the Teletubbies recruit him...
 

This guy looks like he just crawled out of Godzilla's birth canal. Incidently, it is the same canal used for taking a dump.

Holy fuckin tits
 

Wow. Lace-covered Polynesian pillows. After dwelling on her and Sunday's big boobie babe, I think it's time to go and ... uhh... yeah.
 

I hope Rob and Ryan and The Cleveland Girls view this picture and see what happens when you're a young douchebag who turns into an old douchebag.

You've been warned Rob and Ryan, or Homo y Homo as little miss Dominican Republic would call you.

This reminds me, I need new pillows.

"Orange Al Jolsen" - not a better descirption could be had in this whole douchey land. I laughed out loud
 

i would love to see them babies lactating, um um.
she can be my miami milk maid anytime.
 

Hottest MILF on the site ever. I think what we're seeing on the OAJ is the aftereffects of a lifetime spent making oneself orange. You know, back in the 70s he used orange peels mixed with poo, in the 80s he used crack cocaine mixed with MC Hammer's jerry curl activator juice, in the 90s he used Miller's Outpost Acid Wash mixed with Orange Julius, and he's now moved on to strange combination of antifreeze, SIM cards, and iTunes.
But the MILF is still ridiculous. Man, I want her to prepare me tea in a tiki hut while a typhoon swirls around us and Mr Miyagi prepares to fight Sato.
 

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mc, I'd let that hottie crush on my ass like godzila not a hatter like u!!! And b/c his tie looks expensive like at least twenty bucks. I bet he owns a porch. A black Boxer probly.

He's not orange either, we call it sunkissed here, duh.

That bitch wouldn't get noticed at THE HOTTEST PLACES here like LA MICTAL (on Felch Avenue right on Lake Earie). The hotties here have STANDERDS like me!!!

Love,
LouAnne

ps - Karlie is taking yet another vaction away from her amazzing work as a fashen merchindizer, this time to Fort Ladderdale where the boyz are. but don't worry to much, she'll be back on SATERDAY!!!LOL!!!
 

"I can't go to pwison; I'm too pwetty, I'll get waped!!"
 

I'd bang her twice once for me than twenty minutes later for her oh yeah.
 

I just picture him on one knee, Jolsen style, saying "Mammary! Mammary!"
 

I'd take a swig of that Singapore sling.

The Orange Julius, not so much.
 

She reminds me of bebop (1/2 of the infamous duo Bebop and Rocksteady from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). She has a slight pig face thing going, but the sweater puppets make up for it with spades.
 

He is The Master. You can tell that he is no amature bag. He is the product of years of training. Mark of the bag, orange skin, ridiculous douche smirk.
 

I mean, he spends SO much money on clothes and his mailorder bride why not kick down for some higher quality bronzer? That must be special Dollar Store Fake ‘n Bake.
 

Does anyone else think he look like an orange Corbin Bernsen from LA Law? Anyone? Anyone?
 

Raise your hand if you bought a car from this guy.
 

Oompa Loompa doompity doo...
 

old guido is old!
 

Raise your hand if you bought a bride from this guy.
 

that has to be doctored. whee.
 

The inside of that shirt is ruined.