First, boobs.

She is 100% porn material, right down to the wrist tat. There is nothing natural about her. It's all been overhauled. But at the same time, I want to spooge on her rack after delivering her a pizza.

This is obviously some type of benefit for a special group home for retarded kids with odd skin pigmentation issues.
 

Damn. I'd read Amy Winehouse had chopped off her beehive but I had no idea her hair got cropped so short.

+ boobies.
 

Odd. I see the uberfake porno boobs..

But I'm more turned on by sultry brunette's cute little smile and glittering eye in the background.


this guy's a douche tho.
he could be really fucked up, but that doesn't get him a pass from me.

real men can hang.
 

To think, this is what $20k in surgery gets you: A bimbo with massive boobs, fake lips, eyebrows that don't move, and a massive self esteem deficiency that the scalpel somehow missed. But hey, I get to see her blow a donkey for free on the Internet, so we all win.

He needs a cast-iron skillet to the head. She needs a molestation-free childhood, but I guess we don't always get what we want.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need a shot of penicillin after viewing this photo.
 

i'll try and avoid saying something about being more than happy to deflower her.


err....meh, scratch that.
 

i would hate to see what lies under that make up- but i would dlove to be the 65 year old sugar daddy who is hitting that.
@ 12:51 I agree- that little brunette in the back is top notch, and is no doubt enjoying a good laugh athow ridiculous blondie is.
I wonder if she can move her face?
 

I tawt I taw a boobie
I did I did I did tee a boobie!
 

here peek-a-boo hott, have some dick.

she looks very fancy with all her stuff. that is a lot to invest in yourself to still have such a lack of self worth.

now him. he needs to keep spending. all his douchtootraments still aren't helping.

i'm thinking he needs a fedora or headband, somethings missing from his head?
 

i wanna see more of dark haired chick in the back
 

now this guy is all kinds of bag...fauxhawk,bibrows,ear piercing you could fit a porsche drivers penis in the hole,kissy face, blinded with dental floss high in public,bagtags and secondary necklace charms in rugged stainless steel for the not bling bling,tardo dinardo art on the arm, mall printed shirt, its an epic bag...blonde is hot in a boobacious dd kinda way with strong commercial sex appeal, and i agree with the peeking brunette i would like to see her bleeth as well..this is a blueprint
 

anon12:51 makes a great point. the brunette in the background looks much more interesting than this blond trollop.
 

I have blow up dolls more real than the blonde. More of the brunette, please...
 

boobs
tatas
funbags
hooters
tetas
tits
knockers
headlights
melons
cantaloupes
gazongas
milk puppies
 

Good catch on that seductive hott in the background. If only the picture had a wider lense and...boobs...boobs...boobs...boobs...wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, boobs.
 

Douche has some sort of a alien type melon on his shoulders. Text book bag here. Porn Hu-aaa would be nice for a weekend in West Palm but after that it's back to the Ron Jeremy School for Sperm Deposits.
Warn us next time DB1. I feel like I need a throwaway Tyvek suit and hood to view this dreck.
 

additionally, baby feeders.
 

can't read script on avatar, pfah.

what's it say?
 

sweater meat
 

I see 3 huge boobs in this picture, 2 of which I'd play with all night long, and the other of which I'd kick in the nads.
 

also:

nay-nays
sweater cows
milk cannons
breasts
 

to think girls still emulate the pamela anderson wax museum look.
though i think the douche blowing tommy lee in a pilfered video is more believable . . .


also: dirty pillows.
 

is it me or are her tits lopsided?
 

just you
 

the script on my avatar reads as follows:

Give me your scrotes, your 'bags,
Your hair-gelled masses yearning to bleeth free,
The wretched refuse of your Jersey Shore.
Send these, the choads, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my AXE beside the golden door!"


it really sucks that our pictures can't be bigger.
 

rib hams
dairy sacs
teat canyon
boneless lactose steaks
milk helmets
flesh pendulums
 

my favorite part of the whole photo boobs is the lipstick on choad-boy's neck that certainly didn't come from plastic hott...
 

milk flavored punching bags
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U

99 words for boobs
nina fans don't cut and paste
 

Boobies.

Boobies

Boobies.

With boobies that big, I can't miss.
 

There is no reason to be commenting on this unless it's to further criticize the douche.

I think DB1 has said all that can be said about the hott.

And I don't care if they're fake. As long as I can see them and feel them, and most importantly, taste them, they're real.
 

I sail the saline seas in search of swells such as those, sans the stupid scrote.
 

Brunette's the real cutie here.

Blondie needs to get into her stage outfit - she's on the pole in 10 minutes. She's holding her $1 bill purse in left hand.

This is obviously a strip club.
 

I think pistonshirt mcdouche here, is contemplating motorboating those ridiculous mams..

I'm still trying to decide if that's lipstick or ringworm on his neck too.
 

DB1, I think you just found a grave for my face!
 

Why is Pam Anderson sitting in Amy Winehouse's lap?
 

lactating gunny sacks
golden bozos
vitamin d storage silos
penile mountain pass
chest melons
orbiting flesh galaxies
nipple antennae mountain bases
 

lung eruptions
chest magnets
golden yams
bodacious breathing sacks
milk taps
the cradle of civiliztion
the land of milk & horny
 

huge tracks of land


er, oh, um.... yah boobies is best!
 

She just freaks me out. Her not-real boobs, her hair, her necklace, her eighty-pounds-of-makeup face, her light-wash jeans ... but not the wrist tat.
I'd hang out with the girl in the back and throw ice cubes at the HC and the DB. Overhand.
 

the red mark on his neck is from a cigarette lighter pressed there by the last stripper he groped
 

First glance: "Pam Anderson goes clubbing with her little brother?"

Second glance: "Someone bought extra storage space for her emotional baggage. Yikes."

First real look: "You there, peeking in to the frame. The things I would do to you in the bedroom would require set props and video documentation."
 

now, i heard a very crude lady say this once, and she's right. "If her tits are big and perky, if her makeup is perfectly applied, if her lips are nice and pouty, if her hair is all in place, she's got a great body, her nails are done, she's not sweaty, her skin is smooth, and her underarms and legs are all shaved; you'd better check between that bitch's legs cause her dick's probably bigger than yours."
 

I concur.

she's either packing sausage under there or making up for some serious emotional shortcomings, by which I mean a totally hideous snatch.
 

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Ashfish, the name you are looking for is Luenell.

And god knows, Pam Bleetherson could be a nice woman, but chances are she's an uber hosebeast that eats dust like kids eat Frosted Flakes.
 

Is that a Budweiser crown on douche's f'ing necklace? You've got to be kidding me. What a butt nugget. He must be puckering up for the guy taking the picture. The hott brunette in the background is what I should be focused on here anyway. Mmmmmm!
 

Ah, thank you for the name Ronin. Such things happen when you smoke too many bowls. I can't tell which is funnier. His douche lips, or her trying to mimic his douche lips with her horribly inflated ones. Maybe that's just how her mouth is stuck...
 

Sweet lipstick mark tattoo behind your ear, you idiot. This 'bag must have made a deal with her dad for a photo after he finished detailing his Benz.
 

By the way, check out the reflection in the mirror...apparently even cyborgs are wearing fauxhawks these days...
 

I get the impression when this guy stands up you're still waiting for him to stand up and then you realize he did stand up and then you sit down so you can talk eye to eye with him.

I'm gonna call "dibs" on the blonde since nobody else here seems to like her.

Blondie, meet me in Vegas next weekend, OK? I'm sure you're there already so lets plan on where to meet... do you know Caesars Palace? It's the really awesome hotel/casino right on the strip. Oh, you do know it? Great, I'm staying at the dump across the street from it, the Imperial Palace. No, I'm not in the main tower, but in some structure in the back that I think has a door that opens right to the veranda, or what the people going to their room call the hall. See you there, sweet, sweet sweater meat.
 

Not a problem Ash. Also, I dare you to prove that she is NOT trying to move her lips. I think she's torn here, trying to decide if tempting structural failure is worth doing the pouty face.

And as is usually true of her ilk, she's just faking it.
 

Does anything on her body truly move anymore?
 

She looks like the kind of bleeth that some married real estate broker from suburban Missouri finds dead in his Vegas hotel room's bathtub at 6:00 AM after a night of partying.

He looks like a Good Charlotte-wannabe douche who was found dead in a bathroom a half-hour ago.

But nobody notices.

Or cares.

And raven-hair, I love you.
 

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Frankie the Water Guy actually looks marginally lesbo in my opinion. Maybe that kiss behind his ear is a flesh eating bacteria..!

I'm with you guys. Peripheral Hot is alluring.
 

i SEE a douchebag and a tranny but no hot chick
 

cool flaming skulls an shit
 

Agreed! I want more pics of Peripheral Hot and less of, ummmmm, whatever that is. And that douchebag.
 

They make condoms for this type of hott.
 

Wesley:

The only safe condom for her would be to take out the "D" batteries from a Big Ben vibrator and replace with your weenie.

And even then, her bacon curtains would still manage to flap a turkey giblet on your junk and give you Hep C.

I just grossed meself out.
 

I think this guy and the one above should battle it out for tatted douche supremacy. Then they can battle Trainwreck in the finals.
 

the pam bleetherson is pornstar niki benz, which is obvious, altho no one posted it yet
 

if that's Nikki Benz then she should start dressing like that for her Pre-insertion scenes cause she looks amazing right there.

This picture was probably at a nightclub in the MidWest cause we see a lot of these types around there.... LOL
 

Darksock: Nice turkey reference. I'm gonna do some Niki Benz research right now.
 

i heard nikki benz was gonna marry a tv news guy nikki benz-olbermann
take that o reily
 

I wish to dry-hump this guy's arm tattoo, not unlike a dog with worms dragging it's ass across a carpet. And by dry-hump I mean gag me with a spade.

Some bitch actually kissed this guy's neck - check out below the ear. She should be quarantined and put in a decontamination chamber.

His poodle has lovely breasts.
 

If the have a site for fake sluts with hot guys... then this picture is in the wrong place...even if he is making a funny face. He is nothing to campared to the douchebags that I've seen on this site and that reject he's with is more plastic then Barbie.
 

YES hahahaha im that douchebag!!!!!!

clear some things up

im in pre pass out super drunk mode

not nikki benz but a friend of mine who goes by the name
of of destiny daniels (name drop for all the losers who will now research and beat off to her pics)

tattooed lips not ringworm

i dont detail cars

haha thanks though.

ps. i have more pictures of the brunette in em.
goes to the highest paying dicknose

DOUCHEBAG- one who wastes life verbally bashing people they don't know because they either wish they pulled more tail or the latter a hollow shell of a human being who needs to re-up on their self-esteem for the day !

either way thanks for the DB stamp.

take it easy

DB