gross.
 

what a bonified douche hole.

I think someone needs to throw him somewhere into africa and let the guy from Man vs Wild kill him and eat his douchie zebra meat.

what kind of tool gets his hair cut like military camouflage? i guess if i looked like that i would want t he camo too....gotta hide the shame.

PS i bet he's from california and use to be a BRO. she looks like a bro-ho or an ex bro-ho
 

New York always gets crap for harboring dbags, but I have never in my life seen something so aesthetically offending.
 

Dear Lord Baby Jesus,

Please send a herd a zebras to come and kick these 2 shit stains in the face. Thanks!

Love,
The Don

Hey Chad. What's a BRO?

butt raped omnivore?
black-shirted rotten orifice?
please explain
 

@newyorkb!tch

Having lived on both coasts I can tell you with certainty that douchiness is everywhere as exemplified by these two cali fuck sticks.
 

an affront to all of mankind, yet a stellar example of advanced douchitude... has the evolutionary cycle been jammed into reverse?
 

Wow, these are the kinds of douchebags we have to look forward to in the 08? boobs too.
 

Wenzdays is 'pposed to be fur Limricks

not prose or songs about short dicks

but zeeb streak got us hooked

so i'll take a long look

at the jugs that reveal to us cleavite



so now DB1

lets have some fun

and get back to the

boobies before us....



bk
 

Give props to Douchebag Svengali:
He scored him a hottie, by golly;
It just isn't fair,
But just look at his hair!
Designed by Salvadouche Dali.
 

Sometimes when I need to work out the tension in my hands and I don't have a bean bag handy to squeeze I'll grab one of my grandmammy's boobs and work out the kinks for an hour or so.
 

If these two spent as much on their personalities as they do their skin tones they might crawl up to the level of mini-doucebags; and finally out of the hole entirely.

But alas they're douchebags and their persona rests in their appearance. Ho hum.

I would, however, like to give thise elegant young lass an Alabama hot pocket. For free, no less.
 

Plinky,

I looked it up and wished i never did.
 

Shit. I'll admit they are prolly from right here in Cali. The Valley is my guess. He is very very gross, probably just got back from washing out the peep booths at the X-games. She just got off the set of Vivid's latest offering. If the awards weren't handed out already, she'd be a shoo-in for Most Bleethed. I swear he has better chance of redemption than her. Maybe after I jump a motorcycle onto your head (revving the gas to ensure I erase his "swirls"). Fucktards.
 

I hunted this fucker once in the plains of the Serengeti with my tracker Mbezi and my .460 Weatherby. Right before I took his bleeth and just after I slit his belly from his chin to his dick, I cut off his head and sent it to my favorite taxidermist for mounting and by taxidermist I mean overly aggressive, homosexual, necrophiliac friend. Really too bad this one didn't slide in before the douchies, I'm sure this guy with the rejected Bengals logo shaved in to the side of his head would've garnered a prize. Hell he could've at least run in the orange category. Hey bag Garfield called he wants his fur back!
 

nice rhymes Hate Crimes

that reminds me of times

when i saw how gators head shines

but now we've got stripes and faux hawks to fight

and boobies to think of tonight...


hey DB1 what's your take

on the rhymes that we make,

are they 'baggin enough for your style

or should I say

that shitlocks is gay

and he won't 'bag that hottie anyhow?
 

That dude is TOTALLY ripped! The zebra rooster guy's pretty ripped too.

Is HCwBD converting to a gay porn site?





cuz it's 'bout damn time.
 

if you look at the opposite refractal image of this hair design, it forms an almost perfect fractal.

and by fractal, i mean i want to hit this faggot with a hammer.

darksock, plinky, squatch, scrotebob, d bag., don parm, pfah...where is my pfah? doc, RANDY, mike d, all my niggaz...nothin but love for y'all...

HAPPY KWANZAA!!
 

I've seen this girl all over MySpace before. She claims to be from both coasts and Philadelphia too! Well here is her MySpace link...she has like 150,000 friends on there too!!
 

Opps...here the link, copy it I guess:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3244275&MyToken=cb3608a3-7b76-4707-9e13-2c72ecef9bfc
 

First of all, thank you DB1 for a great 2007 of baggery. I stumbled on to this site in June and it's kept me laughing ever since. It's a toss up between the hilarity of the comments and the utter douchousity of these unchained choads as to which is more entertaining. I'll bet Zebrahawk is up for a Douchie at the end of '08. You're right DB1, so many choads to mock, it's gonna be a great year, thanks again to all of you.
 

@ douchetorious b.a.g.

An Alabama Hot Pocket is one of the more tame 'sexual acts' that's been referenced here in the past few months.

A Mississippi Bear Claw is pretty gnarly too. Look it up.
 

$20 in food stamps says that Fish Slap is this Fuckbag's hair stylist.
 

Hey anonymous @ 7:52 pm her myspace got cutoff. Just type in her myspace name instead of the entire link. Thanks
 

anon@ 12:05. Just maximize the blogger window, dude. You'll get the whole addy.

Ahh yes, she's claiming a farm in NJ as one of her locations. Big.fuckin.surprise.
 

mmmmmm look at that nice radioactive glow they have..


skin cancer is sooooo in right now