Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Winter Wonderbag

No hand gestures needed here. Just the lower facial scruff and perfect for snowboarding sloped hair to stamp 'wonderbag' in big neon letters on this putz's forehead.
Yeah, you, asschin. You are a tool.
Reese Witherspoon is giving me the eye. It says, 'I may be kissing the high cheekbones of a greased up eurobag, but I'm really into having my butt spanked with licorice and brussel sprouts.'
I knew it. I can tell just by looking at her.
Ah... so many choads to mock.
2008 is going to be a good year.
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2008 bags are gonna make 2007 bags look like 80s John Hughes movie douchebags. Robert Downey Jr. in Weird Science douchebag like.
Seriously, U haven't seen my nutsack, but honestly ed grimley's chin looks like my bag.
my problem with douchey howser in the paramiltary jacket he was wearing when he escaped from El Salvador is that his sister is getting a choad rub in the change room at Old Navy, I was bangin' around the Garden State when I popped in there for some new underwear, I think Tesco V and the MeatMen would refer to my present diggs as, uh, badly skidded BVD's...
and i knoww that store... and that girl has less of a rack than Bambi..I mean, it's holiday season and I figured we would see some Split-Tailed-Doe's with huge racks, not this Amateur Night B-Cup deal
Show Us UR Boobies!
bk
my problem with douchey howser in the paramiltary jacket he was wearing when he escaped from El Salvador is that his sister is getting a choad rub in the change room at Old Navy, I was bangin' around the Garden State when I popped in there for some new underwear, I think Tesco V and the MeatMen would refer to my present diggs as, uh, badly skidded BVD's...
and i knoww that store... and that girl has less of a rack than Bambi..I mean, it's holiday season and I figured we would see some Split-Tailed-Doe's with huge racks, not this Amateur Night B-Cup deal
Show Us UR Boobies!
bk
Ryan Phillipe-bag and Heather Douchette. I do like the short skirt, though. Guess I'm lucky I don't have to worry about him looking up it.
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