Wow! I guess I'm first! Ima have to go with Tatman Begins. I can smell tat turds from here! OMG that poor woman! And I thought I was white...
 

There is absolutely no question that Tatman smells the most like Poo.

There is no race.

He is literally the most repulsive human since Estelle Getty's balls.

The pasty, distended stomach that looks mired in a layer of heroin-filth ... ugh ... and she is licking it ... and she is ... hot ... and there is ... another dude ...

Tatman, hands down.

Suicide time.
 

I think I'm going to be sick.
 

By St. Tony Mecilie, I have never been more disgusted by 3 pictures in my life. Tatman looks like a scene out of a Rob Zombie film, but#2's Hott is ridiculous. Looks like she could be Clay Wankin's Hott older more expierenced sister. And that thouht excites me.

But, I gotta go with tatman,now to go puke coathangers. . .
 

Ironodouches are some of my least favorite kind of douches. Number 1 it is!
 

oh the race is on. and the finish line is hottie with douchebags, not porn star with dirtbags. grease slides into the lead.
 

I don't care how hot that chick might be, I'd never touch her after a performance like that. Well, yeah I would...but any decent man wouldn't.

Deuche Baggilo
 

Cowlick'hot is gorgeous.

However my vote goes to the grease brothers. For some reason I loathe them
 

Tatman, no brainer. I merely hope that this entire scene was silly posturing. There may very well be a niche for ultra trashy unshaven tatted up bisexual porn, but I prefer my smut a bit more vanilla.
 

cowlick
 

Has anyone said "Fuck Fish Slap" yet?

Oh man that's so FUNNY in every discussion even after all this time!

Hah hah!
 

Tatman! Seeing a blonde hottie lick a fat choads belly like that makes me want to chug a whole bottle of Joey Porsche's Grey Goose and puke all over.
 

Tatman begins........

But why is that guy even lower than the chick? Something just aint right about this pic.
 

While these are all utterly vile, I'm going to vote for the guy in the lower right area of the Tatman pic. I mean, seriously. Tatman is bad enough, but that guy...

BTW, the chic with the Cowlicker is hoooooooottttttttt, ya digggggg?
 

I can say unequivocally that I vomited less watching 2 girls 1 cup in an hour long loop. What in the fuck are you trying to do to us admin?

Tatman with the overtly homo erotic bag friend gesture wins it in a oily Alli/Olesetra shitslide.
 

Tatman smells like dying children. That's only way I can describe it.
 

I don't know- Tattman is too humorous- as in he senses his own doucheness and then amplifies it- as we all know, true douche poo can't be self aware. "blah blah blah" that's kind of hilarious. And this picture is too posed/professional for me to spew.

Now Cowlick- I can learn to love to hate him. I particularly like that his BagButt (DoucheBag headbutt newbies) causes her breast to plumpen. He is no Creeper, and if he had only taken a page from the Pumpy annals, he might have secured my vote.

Hence the GreaseBallBags win it for me. They are greasy poo. I think one of them actually commented in the thread during their Weekly- but maybe that was DarkSock, I can't recall.

He doesn't quite have the Peaches point down, but good effort- they definitely are on their way beyond Stage 1 Bags- if they could just turn those smiles into Poutty Kissy lips...

And so, I give them a deep nose burning stench, corn laden, ice cream cone swirly shaped in the urinal part of the port-a-john poo vote for these Greasebags.
 

As much as I want to vote for that douchey dane cook look alike (Greasehead Right), I have to go with Tatman. He HAS to smell. No question about it.
 

Tatman makes me chain-vomit so deeply that the end of the vomit train is burnt sienna colored and smells like poop.

Tatman for the *urk* gotta go NOW
 

This final is a travesty without Harry Beaver who obviously smells more rank then the three of these poobags.

But without Harry in the race I gotta go with Greaseheads. I can't remember ever being more revolted over a pic on this site and thats gotta go for something.

But really DB1... no Harry Beaver?
 

I need a penicillin shot after just looking at this photo.

Is that guy wearing a shirt, or is he naturally that white? ;-)

I say this is in the top 3 to take the prize.
 

I sharted once. It was vaguely reminiscent of the Cowlicker. He gets my vote for poo covered doucheness. OK, it was more than once.
 

Cowlicker gets the square. Tatman is not a photo but a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of beauty and truth.
 

Dis.Gust.Ing. Tatman makes me want to vomit.
 

Tatman.

I'm so nauseous I'm beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Must go revisit purg hottie pics for antidote.


But HEY! On a more positive note, Flyteeth is back with more extraterrestrial 'bag commentary in The Douche Platoon thread.
 

yuck. tatman.

yuck.

i need a shower.
 

Greaseheads.
 

Greaseheads. The hot seals it for me.
 

Damnit, cowlick or tatman? I love the hottie that cowlick then but...

I just thought of tatman sweating.

Tatman for the win.

I am going to hurl now.
 

Tatman by a healthy (ironically, in light of his twinkie-based diet) margin.

This dude not only smells like poo, his physique is disturbing. His torso looks like an surprised albino goat with tattoed floppy ears, chin pubes, and a really cheesy "blah, blah, blah" tattoo for a mustache. The added chaser of the greasy-haired scruffy tongue monster at the bottom of the pic also gets an assist.
 

And don't get me started on his bitchin' flaming green diamond tat. Did Napoleon Dynamite design that?
 

@ kowalski - Thank you. I'll be using that line later.

The Tatman tableau is truly like something out of a post-apocalyptic fever dream, where some horrible plague has wiped out all life on earth except for raging hotties and guys from Seattle trying to sell their amps on craigslist. But I mean c'mon - the grimace/underbite, the belly thrust, the hottie's Boris Vallejo pose - this is obviously a goof. They're just fucking around.

The Cowlicker, however, is not. That is 100% pure, uncut, banana slug grade Grieco virus that he is spreading onto that be-boobied dollop of sunshine. It is a violation of decency, as if my eyes have been sodomized by a thousand Turkish prison guards. And as if that were not bad enough, he smells like poo.

Cowlicker ftw.
 

This is quite simple. Greaseheads look like poo. Cowlicker tastes like poo. But only Tatman SMELLS like poo. Greaseheads and Cowlicker will asymptotically approach poo with time without actually achieving poo. Only Tatman is actual poo.
 

tatman in a landslide
 

I was first clamped by a burdizzo in February of 1998. It seemed to be successful at first, but ultimately my testicles healed and survived. The had been seriously damaged, and didn't function anywhere near as well as they had, but they did still function.

I did loose 90% of my sex drive and I also experienced other changes gradually over the next four years. But my balls were still there, and there was still some sex drive. I just wasn't satisfied.

In September 2002, I clamped myself for the second time. Almost immediately, what was left of my sex drive disappeared. The rest of the results were a little different than what I'd experienced in 1998, probably because my balls were already damaged.

Discussions I've had with other Eunuchs lead me to believe that burdizzo results will vary a lot from person to person. I know one guy who's balls were shrinking rapidly almost immediately after he was clamped; another who's balls took almost a year to shrink much and two years to disappear. So I think the speed of the results vary from person to person.

Thank you,

Burdizzo Jones
 

tatman begins...gross man
 

One of the few pics that left me speechless: Tatman Begins.

Smells like poo? Shit, he probably smells like a poo convention, complete with a kickoff motivational speaker. There are probably turds - sentient turds - right now thinking, "Damn. That dude... now he smells like a poo should. I must re-read the 7 Habits of Highly Offensive Poos, harness my chakras, and let the corn kernels speak for themselves!"

This pic put me off porn for good. Well, for a month. Maybe a week or so...

Wanna really gross yourself out? Imagine he's gently bouncing up and down, and jiggling. And quietly grunting...
 

There's no way Tatman can loose this, so I'm going for cowlick. Why? His hot looks like Jan from The Office (when she was 28), and that makes me think of the script they could write of Jan and Michael in a club, and that could only be hilarious. Fucking writers strike.
Cowlick's hair is the star in the upcoming P.T. Anderson movie, "There Will Be Blood."
 

oh unholy shit. Tatman. Thats fucking gross. I can't even pile on fer chrissakes. I think my penis just hid back into my body.
 

Though I will say Cowlicker looks like Kevin Bacon dyed his hair black after Quicksilver. Stoopit wreck can't even cup the boobie, had to go for the sidesqueeze.
 

Cowlicker.

He isn't even enjoying the licking, and that is oh so wrong.
 

Tatman is just a chunky loser with some tats... The Greaseheads are actually trying to be cool and just make me sick, my vote's for them!
 

greasebags please
 

Has to be Tatman Begins.

Dough colored hairy spare tire.

White hairy man tits.

Ridiculous number of meaningless tats.

Blond penis sleeve, err adult movie star.

Head of a choad near his choad.

This has it all
 

Tatman....jesus, that picture makes me want to puke. It's bad enough.....but then, what's with the Robin the choad wonder sticking out his tongue right at crotch level....ewwww I need to detox after seeing that.
 

Duh. I forgot to vote. Tatman it is for me. All... 200 hundred pounds of basement-bleached skin and rancid ink and... quiet grunting and bouncing... and hottie licking... and dirty other douchebag guy... licking...

*Baaaaarrrrrrffffff!*
 

The stench pouring from my computer screen can only mean one thing... that The Dark Knight Of Choad, Tatman has answered Commissioner Gordon's Douche Signal

While his trusty sidekick Bobbin' leans in to lick his taint Tatman ignores the bleeth to ponder the question "How the hell did FLYTEETH manage to scribble on my chest with a sharpie?"

Tatman for the win.
Olive Loaf for dishonorable mention.
Fuck You For the Fish Slap!
 

My vote is for tatman.

If he and Boobie Sun win, I get to sit in my closet in masturbatory bliss.

Those bored afternoons on NapkinNights truly benefited personkind...
 

while tatman and the gang may be elgible for a good carnival, my vote is for the scrotacular poop slinger that is Cowlicker
 

Aw, man, they're all so pooey. Still, I've got to go with Tatman. Seriously, I'm pale like a computer geek (only because...), but he's pale like a disgusting, deformed mutant cave lobster. And his tats are retarded.

And the poor girl is apparently having some sort of seizure.

His unshaven little tongue buddy is pretty gross, too.
 

Tatman's porcelain-paste bloat wins here!!! That's just plain creepy and nasty!

The Cowlicker is a poo-in for second.

The Greeseheads are just H.S. promers that have been dancing waaay too much and having some fun.
 

I gotta go with the Cowlicker.
 

I gotta go with the Cowlicker.
 

I. Have. No. Words. Left. To. Describe. THAT......

Tatman FTW...I need to go watch copious amounts of Jenna Jameson (early days of course) porn to recover now.....
 

Tatman FTW. I want to vomit, eat my own vomit, vomit it again, then crap out my second hand vomit and make tatman eat it.
The dude's nipples are just gigantic. He's the male version of Alley Baggett.
 

They're definitely all gross, but Tatman looks like a filthy shitstain, so I'm gonna say he smells like more poo than the other contenders combined. Look at his face, he even looks like he's farting while being licked by the hott. Also, he has a little poo-licking apprentice down in the right hand corner. Tatman definitely deserves the win for Smells Like Poo.
 

God, I woke up this morning and thought my basement was filling up with raw sewage. Then I realized I'd left my browser window open to HCwDB.

Thanks for this morning's gift, DB1. And by gift I mean ... aw, hell. I need coffee and eye bleach first.
 

And, yeah.

Tatman FTW.

Asshat.
 

Tatman Begins...

To think this was probably fourplay before the threesome yuck the thought alone makes me hurl.
 

Tatman might be the most disgusting thing i have seen in a long time. Thank god Cowlicker's hott can soothe the pain in my body.

Nothing smells like a bucket of hairgel to me. the grease heads get my vote!
 

Pencil one in in Tatman's column.

I really need to stop looking at this site this early in the morning. I seriously think I'm going to be sick after seeing this again.
 

Although the Greasemen are pretty filthy, their chick isn't hot enough where I give a fuck if she gets tainted by these two greaseballs. However, putting chicks aside (because Tatman's chick obviously is a piece of trash if she purposely licked that filthy bastid), there is no filthier thing than the Tatman, no even the liquor shit I took this morning.

Tatman takes the prize.
 

Tatman. He's like a douche version of Pigpen from Peanuts, with a visible cloud of fine shit particles surrounding him.
 

Tatman in a landslide.
 

and fuck fish slap too
 

tatman. that guy is just revolting.
 

As much as I hate the greasers, especially pudgy wingman grease-choad, I have to go with Tatman. I haven't seen a walking mountain of shit this big since the Cacodaemon.
 

I'll be right back after I vomit...


Ok. I've composed myself....

tatman has to get it. How did a pasty white, way out of shape, piece of shit like that manage to get a woman that looks that nice to be willing to press her face against that? And there's another guy there too?!?!?! WTF?!?!

Yeah, the Cowlicker is a total major league ass-clown, and his Hott is really hot, which makes what he is doing an even bigger tragedy. But even that pose, which makes me want to get a baseball bat and give the Cowlicker "the baby seal treatment", just doesn't compare to the over the top "Good God, that is SO WRONG" level that Fatman Tatman brings to the table.

The Greaseheads just found some cougar. Yeah, they look like they dumped a deep fryer on their heads. But compared to the other two, the Greaseheads don't even register on the radar.

So, it's pasty, greasy, fucking ugly Fatman Tatman for the win.

Now, I'm going to go stick my head in the oven to purge this memory from my head...


Quite.
 

squatch - I had to stop reading because I was about to pee myself. "Poo convention". Funniest. Shit. Ever.

While it may be the case that Tatman, the Skank and the Assistant Douche are professional porn stars, that doesn't disqualify this photo from the competition. This ain't the NCAA folks. So they're paid to smell like poo. That doesn't mean they don't smell like poo. And smell like poo they most certainly do. An elephant having diarrhea on my face wouldn't smell as bad as these choads.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

in the most literal sense of the title, "smells like poo", tatman in a landslide!
just looking at him makes me feel the burn in my nostrils of fetid b.o., athletes' foot, swamp ass, and stale old style.
the greasemen are the biggest douches, and the old cowlicker is a clueless euro'bag; but they no doubt drown themselves in cologne. i have a feeling that the women who slap the tatman to stop his advances end up with a stink palm that lasts for days.
 

Cowlicker. I've never wantd to punch one man in the face so hard.
 

Tatman begins....and ends any chance of feeling good for me today.
 

Tatman, for the homo-erotic undertones in this pic, for the cavernous abyss that is his navel, and for causing me to lose my appetite for my wife's banana nut bread I brought to work with me today....damn Tatman!
 

wow those two on the top are the breeezzzziest two faggots aive ever seen...nice faggy smiles you fucking homos.

and homeboy on the bottom with the tatts. Im from Newport Beach/HB ..the land of the lamest tatts ever...but this guys gay tatts take the cake forr sure.
 

Freakin' Tatman. After several hours of calling french horses and regurgitating what looks like a button I am going to have to smash my laptop and cut my own head off with the shards. Again.
 

Tatman Begins
 

@Rev. Douche:

"...he even looks like he's farting while being licked by the hott."

My god. Yes he does. That was retchingly hilarious, by the way.

Some of you can make up whatever reason you want to try and justify your vote for the other candidates, but you're just lying to yourselves. Tatman and his sick little monkey friends are vile filth and you know it. Might as well call him "Scatman". This pic is poo personified.

*shudder*
 

Hands down, Tatman.
 

They all smell like Poo. But Tatman smells like Shit!
 

Ugh. I was okay and only slightly smelling the poo - then I saw Tatman.

Winner by a needle.

And WTF is with the dude about to lick him. I feel awful - I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 

I can smell the poo stench of Tatman through my laptop. He is vile. He is poo.
by the way the douche in pic #2 is a gaybag. My wife knows him.
 

Tatman. No contest. I still have nightmares about this guy.
 

tatman. most disgusting pic ever. It even beats the creeper.
 

tatman
 

I gotta go with The Greaseheads, if only because there are two of them.
 

Tatman. If he looks like a hobo, he's got to smell like one.
 

tatman
 

Tatman Begins...mostly because he reminds me of uber-doucher Fred Durst....
 

%ha ha ha ha% is to saying pictuar! Fellows you to be amant. Fear of the pictuaring of this people ^^^ of viscual time. I thanking of you fellows not to me.

Speak to you soon not later but then %ha ha ha ha ha% is any one of a man's guest.

Xim Xiyiaout
 

The douchies really brings 'em out, does it not?
 

Ugh. Tatman. He gives the rest of us ink-lovers a bad name.

-Jesse The Douche Ventura
 

#2 euro-poo
 

Tatman Begins!
 

I just threw up in my mouth because of number 1. He smells like poo.
 

Hey DB1, if you had any balls you'd TELL us you're shutting down the site, rather than make us bubonic-plague sick and scare us off with these 3 pics.

Jesus Christ dude I'm gonna have to see my shrink, and I mean LIKE RIGHT NOW. I'm f'ing scarred, man.
 

Oh, by the way, I vote for Tatman Begins.

This is what you get when you leave an open pudding in the trailer for a year in the Alabama heat.
 

Number #2 cause he not onoy smells like poo, you get the fealing it would be hard to wash him off, unlike the others who would be gone the minute i took a fire hose to them.

#2
 

Well, the Greaseheads got into an apple-bobbing contest in the deep fryer, so a Zippo lighter should clear things right up. Not too much hatred for them. They would seem useful as mops used for floor waxing.

The Cowlicker looks like he's had his hair straightened with a lice comb. And soaked in medicated ointment. Those Indo-European brows and cheeks remind me of a minor James Bond villian. But I still don't smell poo, just Chimichangas.

Tatman. Tat, man. That's just revolting. Where do I find the words? It reminds me of a Jewish porn star being frotted by Golda Meir's niece, while Shemp Howard gives them both a tongue bath.

--Douche-osopher
 

tatman.
Where the fuck is Captain Ahab when you need him?
 

I hate people that do this, I really do, but I keep finding myself compelled to do it......


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