Mr. Douchebag meet Mr. 2x4. Mr. 2x4 meet Mr. Douchebag.
 

First off, Freddy Mercury Jr should be cleaning a pool instead of molesting future vivid video star Juggs McSucia.

I can almost see vaginite.

Time to break out the Scotch and the finger puppets. It's going to be one of those days.

Hey bcs

Merry Kwanzaa and a Happy Festival of Lights big dawg!
 

Must..Focus..On...Boobies....
but what about that c-section scar and stretch marks....Stop!!!!. Keep...Focus...On...Boobies...mmmmmm....sweet boobies.....
 

Bleethed hottie has orange hair, pale skin, and a chode behind her. She went from possibility to impossibility. Is her child taking this pic? Way to point out the scar, mytaint.

F.F.S.!
 

Oh yeah! What a great pair! (I mean just the boobs).
 

Oofdah is this bleethed. LIFELONG trailer folk here out for their "vacation of a lifetime" in Vegas, of course in their Sunday best. Lil villain is trying to get his sister to show off the result of the $2000 he made selling speed at the bowling alley. Hey Tweaky McSpeed, unhand her before her pimp errrr uncle realizes she's not on University in Rivertucky makin him beer money.
 

upon further inspection this chicks' stomach looks like a bowl of cottage cheese. Lose the douche and hit the gym, honey.
 

if it only costs 2k$ to make some regular trailor trash look like that and still fellate me then i may be the angling for a philanthropy award from my local meth addicted hometown.
 

In a word, guh.
 

C-section scar? Well, at least we know she puts out.
 

i'm no post-op genius, but that's not a scar fellas. that's the line on her skin from where the top of her jean shorts dug in.

nice post though DB1. those breasts are a nice welcome back to America for me.

hope all of you had a great Xmas and are looking forward to your hangovers on January 1st.
 

after the full nelson & doggie baggin' Brewster Rugburn sends his stepsister back to the pole to make some Nascar ticket cash..... oh & Boobies!
 

Dammit there's my cock ring again.

I agree with Pfah; that's a tight blue jean short scar, not a c-section scar. I would like to see her bikini-top scars next. Can she qualify for the 2008 Douchies golden globes awards? The bar has been set high, and by bar I mean my lap taffy.

The only physical fault I can find with her is that ugly growth on her ass; the one with the tilted hat and Kid Rock wifebeater on.
 

I bet her pussy smells worse than her breath.....
 

I like Peach Fuzz's combo rosary/anal bead bling. Nice touch.

May Lucifer's wife behind them smite him to hell, but not before he has had a chance to finish untying the bikini top. Those boobies are begging to be let free and posted on youporn.

pfah, Did you bring any Limoncello back with you?
 

You are all the opposite of gentlemen. This woman's picture is posted to this site, probably without her knowledge, and there you sit at your machines hurling rank insult after insult for no reason other than you feel compelled to type something rude just because a picture was posted. Well let me remind you that she is a PERSON; a HUMAN BEING with FEELINGS and you should all be ASHAMED of yourselves. You need to stop writing rude repulsive provacative garbage and see her for what she is: a young intelligent attractive lady who has a set of massive chest hams that I'd love to baste with my honey glaze. After I kill the dipshit behind her with a coffee table leg. Then I'd hump the shit out of her purse.

I hope this made you all feel ashamed of yourselfs. Cretins.
 

@ anon 12:36

And I bet she cleans her pussy with Pine Sol followed up with a splash of Scope.

I'm not so concerned with her jean short scar as I'm worried about the "tracks" between her crusty toes. If this chick doesn't personify the persons on "Intervention" then I don't know who does!?
 

DB1, you owe me lunch, 'cause I just lost mine looking at this tool's nasty toungue slithering out from behind those dingy face pubes...

Damn you.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Ladies and Gentlemen, DB1 brings you the hardest working ring/loop in Vegas.

And we are all rooting for metal fatigue.
 

@'bagavad gita.... nope. we drank it all there. we did manage to bring back several liters of my uncle's olive oil though. forgot to mention that on the claim form. whoops.
 

@Kenneth Swift..... that was hilarious.
 

This guy looks like his head would explode if he walked by a museum. She looks like her chest exploded already into two divine mammaries that are worth a sizable load of baby batter after a long night drinking and muttering under my breath.
 

she has a rockin' body and we all know it. Her biggest crime is letting Taintasaurus Rex there near her twins.
 

Cottage cheese? Really? I thought that I was harsh. All I see are abs. This chick is the best looking girl in the entire trailer park.
 

@ Pfah 2:01 - Thanks! heh heh...
 

I look at this picture and I smell Cheetos and rabbit pellets. Oh, and greasy, pan fried hamburgers.

Why?
 

This is what happens when you hand out 2007 Douchie Awards before 2007 is over.
 

Looks like a girl i had a crush on in high school...
"my blood runs cold...
my memory has just been sold"

I have decided to transfer my crush to this hott.
i shall now cry myself to sleep
 

The color pink is really beginning to grow on me.
 

Dark eyebrows and blonde hair on a sweet young white bread face always remind me of Sandra Dee. In this case, Sandra Double Dee.

Sandra, dump this sea slug. The world is full of lonely, rich Eastern European millionaires that would shower you with mansions just so they could go through your laundry hamper while you're boffing the guy that's installing the plasma screen into your walk-in shoe closet. The dream can be yours for the price of a few sit-ups and a tightly managed eating disorder.
 

All I see are boooobs in this picture. Nothing else, just boobs. Three of them to be exact.

Deuche Baggilo
 

silly cunts need to adjust the hue on their tv.
fuckface looks like what would result if vanilla ice and tim roth redid the dungeon scene in pulp fictin. gimp included.
motherfuckers...im trying to watch the lost boys.
 

Judging from the peach fuzz moustache on this fartblossom, I'd bet he's been shaving for two years; cut himself both times!
 

im PRETTY confident theres no panties down there. not that i looked or anything
 

"Great googley moogley" is from a kid's show, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast.

Spoken like a true Douche.
 

Now that is a douche bad with a super hot chick. What a set of tits.
 

Actually, wormbrain, Screamin' Jay Hawkins used to yell that out 60 years ago and it was reintroduced into popular culture via a Snickers commercial that ran during the Super Bowl in the 90's.

So the good news is you're not speaking like a true douche. The bad news is you're speaking like a true 8 year old.
 

betcha that's a yankees hat
 

When I see guys like this I can understand why wolves eat their young
 

Great googley moogley...also a lyric of the late great Frank Zappa, from the album Apostrophe..I just read for the articles!
 

I'm pretty sure that's Josh Henderson in that photo...

http://imdb.com/name/nm1259068/
 

Wo, this douche is seriously cute...
 

more like post-ops with douchebags... Sorry, but besides the tits, how else does the one with a bikini top look like a woman?