not a big fan of blondes, but between these 3, gotta go with pajama choad hott on this one.

there were so many hotts i have liked better, but i'm sure everyone will say the same thing. we all have our tastes. i like fair skinned girls with darker hair, while flyteeth prefers girls with tentacles and three sets of razor sharp teeth...
 

Wow, this is the hardest decision of the day, hands-down. I gotta vote for Brunette Burrito. So tasty.
 

Give me the burrito, I want to eat hear. The breasts are out of this world.

Burrito Burrito Burrito
 

Pajama Choad hott.
 

I'll stick just about anything, but if I had to pick just one, I go with the Brunette.

Listen...learn....It's all in the eyes boys.
 

Pajama Choad's Hott...Slutty enough to show off her delectable and oh-so-hot body...so very tasty...although the burrito should get an honarable mention for "non-slutty hott"...her eyes make me want to do multiple back-flips
 

My vote is for #2.

She's the only one of the three I'd trust completely. And, thus, the only one who'd end up breaking my heart into a million tiny pieces. For having that kind of visceral, devil-may-care, "didn't I learn from the last fucking whore" draw on the big and little man in me, I've got to give it to her.

And here I actually thought I was over shit like this.

Merry Christmas, DB1. And by "Merry Christmas" I mean where'd I leave that 2 liter bottle of Jameson's I'm going to need on December 26 when Angel #2 isn't peering out from atop the big burlap stocking I'd hung on my fireplace mantle two nights before.
 

All things being equal(ly hot)... brown hair is the universal trump card. Vote burrito. Vote delicious.
 

since limey hott's not in the equation, which causes a moment of silence from my pants, i must vote for burrito
 

Um... so as not to stack votes, and by "stack votes" I'm not suggesting that anyone here would actually stack votes, I respectfully suggest, DB1, that NO ANONYMOUS VOTES be counted -and- that only nicks previously used before today (in 2007, just like the hots being voted on) are considered legitimate votes.
 

No Purg Hottie!!!

No Black Bettie Bamalam?


I guess I vote Burrito.
 

No Jeff 'Bagwell hott? No Douche Platoon? Sheeeeeeit.

Okay I'm over my dissapointment. Burrito Hott takes the cake hands down. I'd Burdizzo Clamp a 200 lb Rottweiler just to sniff the lint under her bed.
 

blister hot
 

Pajama Hott....you rock my world.
 

I think normally I'd go with Burrito, but Blisterette inches it to the next level with that pink-striped sweater, and you can see her soft, shiny Victoria's Secret bra just beneath the surface. A tranquil surface of a sea I would dive in to fetch her oysters and pearls, and an electric eel so I could give her a new incarnation of "the shocker". Okay, so Blisterette FTW.
 

Brunette burrito.

Her radiance is so great, she made a scrote smile in disbelief and admiration.

I hope she grabbed his wallet as well.

Like a siren, I can feel her power calling to me. And by power I mean boobies.
 

Definitely Brunette Burrito.
 

NO doubt #3 is the hottest
 

Brunette Burrito, hands down. I want to be wrapped in her tortillas.

Are you telling me that Black Betty Bamalam is not getting any Douchie award? how unfortunate.
 

Wait a damn minute....isn't Burrito woman the same woman that is shown hanging on Fish Slap a dozen or so posts down? DISQUALIFIED! And by disqualified, I mean she needs to bleach out her uterus with tequila.

Same to Pajama woman, except she needs to cut the tequila with bleach.

Blister, ftw. Because she pees lemony diet 7-up and poops air fresheners.
 

I'd normally go with a brunette hott, but this one is a bit too orange-y for my taste. And by "orange-y," I mean it looks like she melted down a gross of Crayola burnt sienna crayons and had herself dipped.

I go with Pajama Choad's Hott, for vaguely resembling one or more Victoria's Secret models. I don't bother to learn their names.
 

I ejaculate coffee
 

Yeeeep gotta go with Brunette Burrito. She is, dare I say, perfect (besides that dbag she's with, in case that wasn't implied).
 

I'm going with Blisterette. She's just adorable and is the only one of the three finalists who looks both hott and potentially college bound. What can I say? I'm a feminist.
 

Brunette Burrito
 

the blister girl has me breakin out and looking for my valtrex...or something....
 

number 2 22 2 2 2 2 2 2 oh 2

The first pic is of Brad from the real world, so that should lose just for that
 

Pajama Choad's Hott. She's delicious.
 

PJC what else is there to say? Except uuuugggnnnghh
 

Brunette Burrito takes it this year, no offense to the Blister, though. I am a very big fan. However, the Pajama Choad slut reminds me too much of Jesse from Saved By the Bell in that shitty movie Showgirls. As hot as she was, her acting made me shit.
 

burrito. i'd slide down a razor blade and then douse my taint in lemon juice and gasoline just to have the chance to do a shot of tobasco out of her perfectly puckered balloon knot!
 

Gentlemen: it's all in the allure...the subtle promise of adventures beyond imagination...the chase.

Blister: too perky for my taste, although I do have a feeling that she would throw it up to you and afterwards declaim "Gee, gosh-a-roonie, I've never done it THAT way before."

Pajama Choad's Hott: too vulgar. She HAS done it that way before.

No, it's Brunette Burrito ALL THE WAY and by all the way I mean the vision of her cascading brown mane
contrasted against the crisp white sheets of her Sealy Posturepedic as she sighs, turns her head slightly to one side and, ah, reclines, tentatively but at the same time accepting her total surrender.
Her sly, coquettish smile, magnificent top boob WITH beauty mark and - the clincher for me - hand gently, teasingly placed upon abdomen in an ambiguous Dr. Doolittle-like pushmepullme gesture (which way will it move? - please)
ensures that Brunette Burrito MUST BE Hottest Hott of the Year.
 

'Sock is correct.

Appears to be Brie (sp?), party pro from Chicago. The ski nose and playboy bling giver her away. She's a member of Fish Slap's lair of nightcrawlers.

And if junior next to her's a reality show pud, then I rescind my vote entirely.

We need to keep the competition pure.

I'll go with Pajama Choad's hott instead.
 

Dear Lord! are you fucking serious!?!? Does a Cheetah even have any known predators? I doubt it, but they feed on rodent like creatures (I assume) just like Pajama-Pud here. He's more closely shaven than her!

So this secures it for me- how many inches would you say that is from belly button lint to cheetah print bottoms?

5 inches maybe 6! (trust me, I know EXACTLY how long 5 inches is)

I would grovel at the doorsteps of her boyfriend's 36,000 sq ft NY City apt. everyday for a year just to have one night of Indecent Proposal pre-arranged relations with her during which I would excessively partake in various libations until ultimately blacking out and leaving her unfullied and disappointed...

If he were Gator, this would be pic of the year- can we get a photoshop in here somebody!?
 

I'm gonna go with Pajama Choad's Hott for the win, but that may only be because she is the most exposed.

She looks like a Victoria's Secret girl in that getup, and even though PC next to her makes me want to find a baby in a cradle to repeatedly punch in the face, that belly and hips of hers bring tears to my eyes.

The other two are gorgeous, don't get me wrong. PCH is just built like a brick shithouse, and it's all there for the world to nitpick. And hell if I can find a flaw anywhere other than the massive turdstain to her left.
 

Pajama Choad Hott FTW!
 

I'm going to abstain from this election for numerous reasons. The first and foremost is the completely arbitrary system that is in place for the Hott selection. If voting on this site were akin to NCAA athletics, the Douchebag of the Year voting is like the basketball tournament (perfect) and Hott of the Year voting is like the BCS (bullshit).

Why wasn't there a multi-round voting process for the Hotts? Are you telling me there weren't nine hot chicks on this site that had DB1 waking up with morning glory in 2007?

What about the chick with the banana peel dress? And not a single Asian girl? Yes, that is a personal fetish, but I'm sure I'm not alone.

So, El Doucherino (D-Ill.), respectfully abstains.
 

Brunette Burrito girl is the hot for me. No complaints about the lack of ethnic tail on the ballot; she is worthy.
 

Let me get my complaining out of the way. No HBT? WTF? Me love HBT. And by "love", I mean, well you figure it out.

Moving on. These Hotts are all hot, that's for damn sure. I remember thier initial appearances. These are the kinds of hotties that can bring an average douche a Weekly win by virtue of their delectibility.

Let's analyze their assets:

Brunette. Boobies.

The Blister. Boobies.

Pajama Choad's Hottie: Boobies.

So they've all got the boobies going for them. It makes the choice difficult. (Note how I didn't say "hard", 'cause, well, it's always hard). We have to go further into the analysis. It really should require some hands-on experimentation, but since I'm stuck in my mom's basement with only the glow of the computer screen, there won't be any hands-on experimentation. There might be some hand-on work, but it only takes the one hand.

In leiu of actually touching, smelling and drooling on the hottie, we have to go by the photo. Skank number 3 is immediately disqualified for trying too hard (heh heh). And her face, while not technically a butterface, doesn't approach the other two for sheer cuteness. And cuteness counts when talking about a hottie's face.

So, we're left with two nuclear hotties. A blond and a brunette. In my younger days a blond would immediately win. I don't know if it was because of all the young blond Nordic hotties in my school or if I was just influenced by Charlie's Angels and Kris Munroe AKA Cheryl Ladd. But as I've aged (and aged and aged) I have come to appreciate Kelly Garrett AKA Jaclyn Smith too! Would I prefer to have BOTH of them at the same time? Darn tootin'. But we must make this choice.

So choose, I will. There's something a little forced about how Brunette is standing next to her douchebag. Her hand on his gut could signify that she wants him, or, as I like to think, it could mean she's pushing him away and after this pic was snapped she balled (heh heh) her fist up and punched him in the kidney, repeatedly. This shows that Brunette hot knows damn well that she's with a douche, she's got some self-awareness.

But Blister. She is radiant in her virginal innocence. Innocence that says: "Defile me, Indiana"!

So Blister is my pick for Hottest Hott of the Year. And I volunteer to personally deliver her trophy. And by "trophy" I mean my muscle of love.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

That's funny, I normally am a fan of the blondes, and I gotta stick with Bree, aka burrito hott.
 

Burrito Hott. I'd sit through an entire made-for-t.v. movie without cheerleaders just for a chance to dust my figurine with her hair extensions.
 

burrito.

where is donkey's chick?
 

Frankly, I wouldn't vote for any of them. I'm writing in the readhead from Princess and the Pud:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10067-701876.jpg

Easily the hottest.
 

I'm having a hard time choosing between Burrito and Pajama Choad's. And by hard, I mean erect.

Gotta go with Pajama, because she's slightly more slutty. And all that skin (navel) is just what I needed on a Thursday morning. There is a time and place for slutty; this time and place is all the time and everywhere.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

This isn't a complaint, but I thought for sure the chic with the Donkster would be here. But she has already ridden the coattails of the Donk's success, and thus has gotten much exposure. I'm all for keeping this category to the lesser-known hotts.

Anyway, I gotta go with the Brunette Burrito. She's perfect. And she keeps eye-boning me.
 

Brunette Burrito. She makes my nuts quiver with excitement. She makes my peen extend just a little longer than the others. She makes...ah, forget it. You get the point. Time for me to go jack.
 

'Bag Burrito's Hott: Brunette Burrito for the win.
 

Gotta go with PCH Hottness. It was a tough call. Believe me. In fact as I type this I hesitate to hit publish...
 

How can anyone vote for the burrito?

yes. she is the same girl/stripper/skank in the photo that is currently posted in the Douchebag of the Year photo with Fishslap (and she's smoking a cigarette).

this site is about "Hot Chicks." Not "Hot Skanks."

Blister FTW.
 

Pajama Choad's Hott for the win. Quite.

As was correctly pointed out, Burrito is Fish Slap's beard. So, that DQs her from any further consideration. Quite.

Out of the remaining two, while Blister has the better face, Pajama Choad's Hott has a body that I would love to wreck, and that would also wreck me in the process. Kind of a "what feeds me will also destroy me" thing, and I love that nihilistic aspect.

So, it's PJC for the win.


Quite.
 

Something about Burrito that tells me i should vote for her, BUT I will vote for the Blister's Hott. I liked her then and I like her now.
 

DB1:

I would like to rescind my vote for Burrito Hott.

I am considering an underground grassroots write-in campaign for Jeff 'Bagwell's hott.

Are write in votes accepted? It seems the democratic way to me. We're not living in North Korea, are we? Seriously, are we?

I will now proceed to log in 100 times with various names and as anonymous and vote for Jeff 'Bagwell's hott.

Thomas Paine, in Common Sense, said, and I quote "Is it not our patriotic duty to self-government?". I ask you, fellow baghunters, is it not our patriotic duty to write in our favorite hotts? I might be opening Pandora's Box here, but this is the one category I looked forward to. el doucherino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing equated this to the BCS and I wholeheartedly agree.

I feel like John Brown. I'm not trying to divide us. I want to see a democratic solution.
 

If you put either of the outfits from 2 or 3 onto B Burrito, I wouldn't be typing right now.
I don't like blonds that much really, and to be honest I don't really like tans (I like goth girls...wink), but BB is fucking gorgeous! I would stab my roommate in the neck for the opportunity to stick her nose in my mouth, yummy!
 

Brunette Burrito for the win!

That face hypnotizes me!

God, i love brunettes! there is something just, just naughty about a brunette. And, God, I love naughty!

-Leo
 

The scent of douche will forever be embedded in that fragile flesh of Pajama Choads hott, but nonetheless hott she be
 

Brunette Burrito. There is no contest here.
 

PJ choad's hot
 

Easiest vote I've cast so far:

Brunette Burrito.
 

Pajama Choad's Hott FTW.
 

Ahhhh, screw it. Brunette Burrito it is then.
 

I am a slanty eyed brunette white girl type of fan and she is all sorts of angular goodness.

Burrito all the way. she has made numerous appearences on this site, some with fishslap unfortunately. fuck fishslap.
 

by the way, anonymous poster at 6:13 made me burst out laughing
 

PJ Hott by a muff slide.
 

burrito
 

By the way I just noticed how Brie is pushing away the real world choad as he tries to bag headbutt her. While you may hang out with the slap, at least you did one thing right.
 

PajamaChoadHott is just perfect. The luscious blouse clowns, the pelvic shelf on which I would perch myself for hours, the sly comehitheronmyface grin... She has it all.

And Burrito has a horrible spray on tan, so eff that nothot.
 

#2. yeah, mama! i predict a landslide.
 

I wish I were the toilet seat that belonged to Burrito...but alas no. But Burrito FTW
 

I want burrito hot to make love to me like an angry wolverine.

Viva La Burrito!
 

To quote Captain Carlos Rodriguez in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, "Don't worry about your pajamas, senor. I'll take care of them."

That chick could be my heinamackafrau any day.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

BOING! She's the one! YOWZA! I bet that tastes like vanilla ice cream!!!!
 

NO WAY. Its not even fair. Number one and number two are hot. Pajama blows your dick clean off and makes you crawl home to mommy. She is far and away the hottest one. Pajama hott!
 

Sock's right, burrito's been polluted by FishSlap. Burrito's hottness diminishes in direct proportion to the vileness of the 'bags with whom she commits sexual congress.

I vote for Blister Hott. Her next-door innocence makes me want to despoil her in front of her mother.
 

If my dick were blown clear off I would probably crawl to the hospital not mommy.

That said, I vote PJs
 

Blister's hott is classy enough not to be wearing just underwear in a bar -- she wants me to take her home to my Mother ... on a related note, "Mother" is the name of my penis.

Blisterette, all the way.
 

I submit to the jury the following testament to Bree's hotness...
 

PJ Choad
 

Bag Burrito hott. Ahhh, those enticing eyes.
 

The Burrito and she's not even trying to look hot.
 

Is pj's wearing panties?

She get's my vote!
 

No 'Slap polluted chicks with Z-List celebrities no matter how cocolicious her mane is - and I LOVE brunettes. Look at how pathetically ecstatic that douche is that someone is snapping a pic with him. Maestro, my bagball bat please for a Ruthian toothsmasher.

Pyjama Choade hott is all kindsa dirty, sticky, pulled muscles naughty and I LOVE garters and thigh-highs and leopards and perky boobies and ...splurt. wipes off keyboard, screen and desk. But, she smacks of pro and reeks of the poo she's standing with.

Which leaves the sweet innocent hotness of Blisterette. My fantasy projections of teaching her new tricks and exploring heretofore unexplored orifices make these frigid arctic nights glow with excitement and sticky with ...nevermind. As DB1 so preciently noted, she is our subconscious image of what a hott, wholesome, girl next door was in those halcyon days of youth in the 80s. Of course, she'd probably abuse me in ways that would make an entire tribe of Bangkok hookers blush but I'd gladly suffer the experience just to sniff the sweat from her high school gym class socks. Even her douchepanion is the least douchie of the three. Points for that as well.

Blister takes the square!!!
 

Oh wow. I really really liked my little Blue Triangles, but Pajama Choad’s Hottie has my monitor slagging to one side. WOW that is pure sex in a can…2 cans…but I turn puddly @ garters so….PCH FTW
 

In a world of options, with all the time in the world, a decision is impossible. No one is the loser here.

I'll go with whatever FLYTEETH says. Meth has a way of helping one make important choices:
Food or bump?
Bump or breathing?
 

The Burrito is exquisite, but Blister girl for the win. Stripper/slut/pj hott is too plastic.
 

I have no real problems with the three fabulous sets of boobies that DB1 picked but I will have to forfiet my vote.

I can not honestly vote for any chick as Hottest Hott of the Year other than Queen Bee from Queen Bee and the Powerchord

She is my everything.

Also i side with Darksock on Brunette Burritto - i'm pretty sure she's Fish Slap's partner in douche so she automatically disqualified.

Can I get a "Fuck Fishslap"?
 

Hi! I just wanted to stop in real quick and say "Up yours!" to everyone who's able to blog while at work. I'm not bitter that I'm missing out on the daily fun; no I'm not.

So "Go F yourselves" and I hope y'all have a lot of laughs today. I'll catch up tonight when no one's around. Well, except squatch, he's always around.
I think he needs to get a girlfriend.
 

gotta go with pajama choad hott. she is on fire and that body makes me want to go to confession.
I have actually seen a lot of pics of the brunette burrito and she isn't as hot as she looks in this pic. she is cocaine skinny and kind of has bad skin.
PCH all the way! that body does thing to me that make me feel funny inside.
 

Sorta surprised that there are not many votes for Blisterette - easily the hottest of the hott. The other 2 are good, but cant even meet her perkyness.
 

Mitch makes a solid case up there for BB, but I'm gonna go with Blister Hott. The 80's gotta win something, and I am still a little miffed that the Power Chord didn't take that weekly awhile back.
 

Blisterette. All three are gorgeous, but I have always had a thing for the Blisterette.
 

@ bagglio:

Good on ye! Vote with your ...um ...heart, not with your ... something other than ...heart...
 

Good eye Darksock. Fuck Burrito Hott!

I vote blister. PJ Hot is hot indeed, but she needs to be power washed with penicillin before I'd touch her.
 

I gotta go with Pajama Choad's Hott...the Heidi Klum lookalike with the barely-there (if there at all) panties.
 

In rebuttal to those of you that think Burrito Hott should be disqualified because of her proximity to Fish Slap, please consider this: you're retarded.

To start, she is perfect. I would eat a live hedgehog just to sniff her Pilates instructor.

To continue, she's also been photographed with Gummy, who has himself been photographed with the Twin Bags and the Donk. The implications are staggering: all douchebags, choadwanks, scrotenozzles, bleeths, hotties and douchebaguettes are within two degrees of separation of one another. With a big enough bottle of Goose to attract them and a giant plastic dome, the plague could be contained forever.

Burrito Hott for the win. If you want to disqualify her for knowing Fish Slap, the repercussions of that would cause the entirety of these proceedings to buckle and fail, just like my knees would if Burrito Hott were to fart at my shadow.
 

Burrito.

Fuck fishslap
fuck brad from the real world
 

Bree-to Hott to win based on the compounding of evidence on her myspace page (which will almost kill your computer loading all her boobielicious photos.) I second the testimony given by MM @9:43. When she smokes a cigarette, it says "thank you."

BTW, F$%^ Fish Slap.
 

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pajama HOTT.

not only is she the hottest chick in this contest, she is in the top ten of females this site has seen in its existence.
 

I must add my name to the growing pile of people disappointed with the selections this year. I can't imagine thinking these girls were the hottest in the weeks they were in, let alone years.

Anyway, the Brunette Burrito and Pajama Choad's Hott are certainly hot and about equally so. BB gets the tiebreaker, though, because of her more copious amounts of beautiful hair.
 

Neck and neck between 2 and 3, but the lingerie gives 3 the advantage.

3!!!!!!
 

Brunette is captivating.
 

I like blondes, so that eliminates the first choice. The Blister chick has an enormous forehead and a fucked up part in her hair, so she's out. That only leaves pajama. She looks like she has the best rump of the three anyway. But dont get me wrong, I'd gladly guzzle down the bathwater of any of the three.

Deuche Baggilo
 

number 2 FTW!
 

Who knows where the Bree-to myspace page is? I'm going to need to take a gander at that.

Plinky, feel free to add "taking a gander" to your list.
 

PJ Choad by a c-hair. but wait, she doesn't have any c-hair. superb.
 

Carnitas con frijoles negros y salsa mui caliente. And by mui caliente I mean Burrito Hot. All the way.
 

Pajama Choad Hott
 

The Future ex mrs db1 should win, now, then and forever
 

blister
 

Burrito gets my baby-batter.
 

sites been quiet today...db1 must be christmas shopping...
 

@ Clementine

Good call on the Red Hott. She definitely would have swayed my vote from Blisterette. But DB1 has spoken, and so I stick by my stripes. Pink stripes over boobies.
 

Fuck Fish Slap
 

Fellow baghunters...........

Pajama Hott is like a premature ejaculation. She gave you everything she had all at one time. Now imagine the other 2 hotts in an outfit like that. Now imagine your grandmother taking a picture with pajama hott. And then imagine you dressing up Blister Hott in Pajama Hott's outfit. See where I'm going here? You can get more looks and more usage out of Blister hott. She seems like the type that would really get wild if you brought it out of her. Burrito is almost there, but Blister still can be trained. Blister has the most upside. You can already take her home and meet the parents. The other two you would have to tone them down just for a decent shag. Rethink your picks and look at the big picture.
 

While 2 & 3 are Arch of the Covenant face melting hot, I got to go with brunette. She has 1,000 yard bedroom eye stare. I would compose a Mr. Holland's Opus to the small of her back. She is a woman that would indeed launch a 1,000 ships to Darfur if such sailors even had a notion that she would be there. She has a look that turns a crowded bar silent, and makes me forget if I am Catholic or not. She is one of the reasons that men embrace their inner douche and are ready to throw pride into the wind at a chance she may pay attention to them. This is a woman that inspired the Great Bard Kerouac to write "pretty girls make graves." And because Hott #1 as forced my fingers to type such tripe, it must be one for the win.
 

Another worthless, ugly whore that can't put her fucking cell phone down for one minute.

I'd spit in her face.

Hadley
 

#1 is a pro liquor company event hired hottie
#3 is a pro stripper in vegas (aka: a very used slag)
#2 is just plain all-american, girl you wish lived next door, hotness incoporated.

Blister me with your simplex baby. I love you.
 

None of these hotts belongs in the top 5. I can't bring myself to vote.
 

#1 gets my vote. She looks dirty....good dirty
 

Blister hott, no contest.
 

I dont prefer blondes. So its good blister hott isnt really one.

Blister hott, please.
 

I go with Blister hott too.
 

I am outraged--outraged!--that there is no overlap between Golden Globes nominees and this category.

That said, Pajama Choad's Hott wins, hands down. Down my pants.
 

Pajama Choad Hott just for the garter belt.
 

pajama's tits are bolted on way to close to her head.

vote-
#1
 

Pajama Choad's Hott
 

NUMMER DREI!!!!! (3)
 

pajama hott
 

A limerick for Plinky since he is missed during the day and we skipped limerick Wednesday yesterday...

Plinky's boss...

"Hey Plinky, come in, have a seat
Your employee review is complete
You type all day long
With one hand on your dong
If you continue you'll be on the street.

I know that you go to that site
Where hot chicks and douchebags ignite
Outrage and wrath,
But don't go down that path
Your future here is still bright"

Plinky's reply...

"But boss have you seen the audacity?
Their egos have no Earthly capacity
These 'bags with their hotties
And greased tatted bodies
I mock them with tenacious voracity

I know that the job comes first
With responsibilities I'm cursed
I'll try not to lampoon
Until late afternoon
Or early each evening at worst"

So Plinky slays 'bags in the night
On society they are a blight
Like Blade played by Snipes
He's earning his stripes
To douchebags he's not too polite
 

I just vomitted at the thought oif Ed doing that at 930. Yucko.

My vote is for the Burrito. she really revs my motor.
 

I'm melted by the hott sideways look.
Brunette Burrito please.
 

anon@2:11,

revs your motor? What are you the Fonz?

Hey Dean Martin, why don't you have another martini and a cigarette while the wife prepares your dinner wearing pumps and pearls.
 

Pajama Choad's Hott!
 

I can't believe the chick on the far left in Dante's Assferno isn't in the top 3. She blows all three of these chicks out of the water.
 

well said ed...
 

Had to go find it in Slapdance in September.
http://www.myspace.com/xoxbrebreexox

The page has the smell of poo and tang on it. Enjoy.
 

Brunette Burrito
 

#1 the burrito hott
 

Like many others, I was at first tempted to cast a reflex brunette vote. But I have to turn against the burrito here. She's a little too fake-looking for my tastes and is definitely wearing the heaviest makeup of the three. After looking closely at her face I thought, "We can do better here."

I'm going with Katherine Heigl hott from #2. She's every bit as delicious as Pajama Choad's chick, only less slutty. PC's has an unfair advantage being as exposed as she is. Just look at the tatas on numero dos. In lingerie, she'd look as good or even better than Pajama Choad's hott.
 

On a serious note here #2 all the freaking way. If she was wearing glasses, it would the super sexy dirty librarian all the way. Even so, she is someone I would take home to mom and not some freaking super slut freak for a one night stand.

#2 goes the distance.
 

The Blisterette is the only one who seems completely Bleeth free, whereas the other ones are already down that road.
 

I stand corrected. I'd like to change my vote to Taffy, aka Blister's hottie, for the win.

Everything I originally said about that slice of brunette nirvana still stands. She is hotter than a hobo's Rolex and the difference between her and Taffy is infinitessimal. And the idea of disqualifying her for consorting with Fish Slap is random and wrong. But after looking at Brie Anna's myspace page, her Q rating dropped with me. The pictures of her on this site are among the very best of her over all: when averaged out with the hundreds of pics on her myspace page, her mystique diminishes from a 10 to a 9.97. And yet, douchetorious b.a.g.'s point about Taffy in PJC's outfit is resonating like a Buddhist temple bell.

The choice was close the first time and it's still close, but I've got to go the way of dark roots. Blister or bust.
 

Boobie Sun God.
 

I'm a-dik-tid to what the burrito did. She is stee-rong. Ya' dig? Boob-a-licious.
 

Bree, obviously (otherwise known as Brunette Burrito for reasons I can't explain nor even understand)
 

blisterette. she is the antidote to all that is grieco.

and she gives me massive wood. im talkin a full 4.

the other ones would be like sleeve of wizard.

-X
 

I nominated Pajama Hott for this round, so I definitely have to vote for her to take the title.

Burrito is a VERY honorable mention. And by honorable mention, I mean I would castrate myself with a dull wooden spoon in exchange for an oh-so-tender head rest on those pillows of perfection.
 

burrito. i dig her slutty style. she's got fish slap on her myspace though, which both sucks and blows, kinda like fish slap. as for real world douche, i met that choad at a wedding once. total dick beater. she is pertty damn hot though.
 

@ baron vol goolo

Got it. Excellent addition.

@ ed

Very nice. I wept.
 

Pajama choad hott; because if I were to ever skin a leopard (damn, another euphemism!) I hope to Mt. Jesus it would look like this figurine of purrrrr-fection.
Get it? I'm funny like that.
 

Brunette Burrito!
 

Well, I don't see how this is a fair fight considering PCH has far fewer square inches of clothing on.
I've always considered myself an old-fashioned guy, and while discussion of boobies and boobies are important... I have to give the edge to the "delicious" smile of the Blister. Smile goes a long way with me, as do boobies.
 

Brunette Burrito....yummy!!
 

Torn between 1 and 3, but I'm gonna have to go brunette on this one.
 

Just registering a vote for the Blisterette
 

Oh my god. Brunette Burrito! How did I miss this in May??
 

blisterine, should of been easier on you, you, blisterine
 

Blister's Barbie is going to look better in 10 years than the others, as well as right now.
 

weighing in all the way from Roma, Italia. 3:17 in the morning , jet-lagged and full of grappa.

both my wife and i agree on this one thing.

Pajama Choad's Hott should win.

hope all is well boys. it's off to Tuscany in the morning. buona sera from pfah and mrs. pfah.
 

Good morning pfah! Hope you get some great pics of euro'bags while you're over there.

Tell Mrs. pfah not to use the king sized strap-on on you the first night. Jet lag has a way of making a guy pucker up, if you know what I mean?!
 

Hey, pfah!

Bonus nachos to you too, buddy!
 

PCH
 

Finalist #1 is deathly skinny and more ornage han any douche bag could ever dream of...provided she is in fact Brie from the yuppies of Plainfield. Which is the next town over from bollingbrook.

Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap Fuck Fish Slap
Chii Clothing Blows Chii Clothing Blows Chii Clothing Blows Chii Clothing Blows Chii Clothing Blows
 

I'll still make her my next victim/wife!
 

Pajama Choad Hot, no doubt.
 

I got go with the blister... she gives me fever blisters.
 

OOOOOOOOO god! Why o why must you make me choose between three honkies! of all the god dman decents, cant there at least be an asian in the mix to uniformly steal my vote even though she may have teetch stick out on the parralel and double as an asasin for the navy seals.....god, to much to ask...wel since I am stuck with three honks, I shall say number one looks like a fake tan
number tow is all together bland
and number three is....holy shit...thats one fine ass white chick right there....mmmm hmmm, vanilla goodness

# 3
!!!
 

At this point, if I don't vote for the brunette I'll feel like a hypocrite. However, I honestly can't see her as hotter than Pajama Choad's Hott. After repeatedly viewing Bree's show stopping pic, I've decided not to choose. They're equals to me.

What we need to see now is both of them... together.
 

Burrito Hott is Fishslap's girl. And she's got that evil glint in her eye. She's too devious for me, even though I like brunettes (but ones without the cancer stick and fetish for guys with stars on their obliques). Automatic disqualification.

Blister Hott is just about to pop outta that dress and float away like a dirgible ride, or that French movie about the Red Balloon I saw in grade school. Must have something more.

It's gotta be Pajama Hott. Her garter just barely covers ... and that lighter-than-air brassiere that really lets me see what all the fuss is about. Um, um, umh!

[Nothing real witty, sorry.]

--Douche-osopher
 

Waiter! One burrito, please!