This is the guy Bag Islander dude was pointing to and saying "Brah, we rock!".

Someone needs to inject a rabid armadilla full of LSD and meth and shove it up his asshole.
 

"The Department of Motor Vehicles of Mississippi has confirmed that Casey Aldridge was born on April 29, 1989, making him slightly less than 2 years older than Jamie Lynn. In California, it is illegal for an adult to have intercourse with a person under the age of 18, but only a misdemeanor if the child is less than three years younger than the adult."

Well, what the article doesn't say is that if Mr. Aldridge had done his deed in his native Mississippi then he would have been sequestered in the friendly suites of Parchman State Penitentiary for a stint long enough that he'd need a Viagra scrip before he banged his next tweenager.

Douche.
 

One the plus side, this clown may be in the clear for the baby -- It looks like the shortie may actually be from some perv producer on her show.

On the downside -- That doesn't give this knucklehead any excuse for the pooka shells and 'Bama Bangs.

This is my vision of what every community college player in Louisiana looks like.
 

I heard the same thing that downward reports. Whoever the actual father is, is douche. This dude can't be convicted on puka alone.
 

Id fuck her.
 

I disagree mightily; he should be convicted because of puka.
 

@ anon 4:33 -

Goddammit Casey get of the damn computer
 

gimme a shot DB1, he'd be breathin' 'tween broken teeth the rest of his natural life... on the other hand, if I had a shot at droppin' this teenage queen, her belly be a swellin'
 

i may be going to hell, but damn she's pretty hot. hopefully she doesnt suffer from all the same genetic disorders as her sister.
 

@darksock

Nice to know that in California, a douche who is technically an adult can deflower a girl on the night of her sweet 16 party and only have it be a misdemeanor.

Or maybe I'm just bitter because when I was 16, I had a raging crush on a 16-year-old classmate who was giving it up to a 24-year-old boyfriend, and nobody said boo about it. At least now I'm the one buying wine coolers for 16-year-olds. Oh, wait, did I actually type that?
 

Terwiliger McScrotenbaum's gotta lose the Puka. still, his 1980's shades and GerriJelHairWorks kit really accuentuate the HasselhoffianDoucheyBagian look he's going for. And I must say that it really works, I mean, his little sister obviously likes it enough to pose with him.

It looks like the guy workin the burger platter at the table has nipples on his back, or is that his front?!?!?


bk
 

At least old boy got his smallpox vaccine. So you can cross that horribly disfiguring death off the list of things that should happen to him.
Add to it however, death by rectal bleeding caused by repeated visits from Ben Dover while locked up at Twin Towers.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl because she sold the wheels for an LG Envy and unlimited text messaging last week.
 

I can't really come over here and say, 'nay,' when the reality is, I too, would get on up in that.***

***Provided she was at minimum of 18 years of age. And has her own car.
 

is that really Jamie-Lynn Spears? i've never seen a picture of her. she's prettier than her mentally retarded sister, that's for sure. but she's wearing jesus bling which probably means she's a christian. so she CAN'T be pregnant, because we all know that christians don't have premarital sex.

the good lord baby jesus says so.



unless she's a baptist. they fuck like rabbits.
 

@ Pfah

I was raised a Baptist, and they do fuck like rabbits.



Quietly, in the dark.
 

Why don't these people just get abortions? I only date pro-choice girls...what is with this rush to have babies? We should have state-mandated abortions for pre-teens.
 

What is it with the Spears girls getting knocked up by douchebags? Between K-Fed and this choad, it's no wonder the publisher puled the plug on Mama Spears' parenting book. I guess they decided to edit out the chapter telling mothers how to get their daughters to spread eagle for twats who wear crappy sunglasses, stupid necklaces and overly preeened hair.

I'm also going to have to concur with some of my colleagues here who stated they would give Jamie-Lynn the "good wood"... once she was of age though, of course. She's not worth going to "pound me in the ass prison" for.


Quite.
 

It seems quite obvous that te Spears girls were born to bleeth. Having said that it is the puke-a shells and white rimmed glasse sthat make this guy the douche he is. He will be a bastard baby making douche if he ditches the chick. So as of now, I put him in a 1/2 way house for douches. Meaning, there is still a chance. Not much. . . but still. . .

p.s. yeah i would hump her too.
 

I would love to strap Casey Aldridge (and all the other pedophiles coming out of the woodwork on this thread) balls-out onto a gurney in a room with Burdizzo Jones.
 

@blinded

while i whole-heartedly agree with you that Mr. Aldridge should be rendered nutless, I don't believe that he, nor any of the fine commentors here at HCwDB, qualify as pedophiles.
This young woman is far from child-like, and while she probably has the intellect of a 6 year old, that does not mean that to find her physically attractive is wrong. Pedophilia is a deplorable and condemnable offense against helpless children. Miss Spears here is neither a child nor helpless.
While she may not be considered an adult by our laws or culture, and rightfully so, she certainly has all the physical trappings of an adult, hence the pregnancy.
My point is that simply fucking a 16 year old does not make you a pedophile, unless that 16 year old happens to look like a child, showing no signs of sexual maturity, so take it easy with the pedo shit.
 

Ummm, Peder, I, as well as the laws of all 50 states, respectfully disagree with you. But good luck with that.
 

Wait ... did I see something about fucking rabbits? What in God's good glory have we come to on this site?????

What's that .. ? Oh, sorry. The phrase was fuck like rabbits. My bad. Y'all had me scared there for a minute. Or excited. I couldn't tell which ...









Just sayin'.
 

As far as this discussion of legalities is concerned, besides boning this little chickadee, you cannot legally buy either a .22 rifle or beer in any state. So puberty doesn't count change things very much, does it?
 

I'm glad someone had the balls to call out this 19 year old loser. Teen pregnancy is disgusting and another Spears baby is even worse. Unless it is of course the offspring of Randy Spears.
 

Fake Southern Surfer. Thank God the north won the civil war.
 

All i know is that all hope for that family is lost. That baby is going to be one f**ked up piece of work. I feel sorry for that kid (the baby). God hates baby rapists and thus God hates this bag o' douch. We all know he will bail on her and she will end up just as messed up as her sis. Guys like him are major cock gobblers and deserve to have their manhood removed. I should drive to California my self and bust this douch up but I don't have time or money to waste on that endevor. All I can really say is that guy is a DOUCHORAMMA. God smite him.
 

I would definately bang this sweetie, hard and often.I would have banged her a couple years ago, she was cute then. What a meal ticket. This guy isnt going anywhere, for a while anyway, at least until he can get connected to the right rich people, like K-Fed did. CC
 

I hope people crying "pedophile" realize that in some states it is legal to marry someone who is 16. Spears herself is talking about marrying this walking sack of poo. So if you can get married at 16, does that mean the husband is a pedophile and should go to jail?

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Before she decided to begin baking one in the oven, I would have circled her 18th birthday on my calendar...

...or perhaps put a countdown clock somewhere.

But, unfortunately, she's proven to be just as swamp rat as the nuttier-than-squirrel-turds baby factory/meth depository that her sister is.

And, yes, I think being a pedo is fucking wrong and requiring a trip, nude w/pork chops attached to twig-n-berries, into Mike Vick's barn.

But, there's a difference between people that are 3 years apart and look like that and touching little kids. She could get a fake and be in a bar, or just in a house party you're at, looking as she does and you probably wouldn't know the difference, nor would asking to check her ID be on the top of your list of things to do.
 

I prefer Clarissa Explains All; Zoey 101 is for Second Graders.
 

she is too hot for a 16yrold
 

This dude reminds me of a much less cool Spicoli.
 

NICE GOIN' BROSKI ::high five::
 

Instructions on how to put on a condom.

Read it, learn it, live it!
 

he looks like the kid from "Blue Lagoon" that Brooke Shields and her eyebrow watched as he flogged his dolphin out on a rock in the surf.