This picture reminds me of my own cherished Christmas memories: Dad, just back from Parchman Penitentiary, slowly pulling out Mom's entrails as my brother Gullybobber watches on, with the flesh of his hideous useless kick-stand-like third leg sprouting from his hip covered modestly with a gym sock. Ahhhhh....Thanks for the memory, DB1. It brings back the holiday tastes of lithium and thorazine.
 

Merry Douchefree Christmas everyone!
 

A douche Zombie on the loose
Merry Christmas all!
 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all...even you undead Brad Garrett-bag.

Special thanks to DB1 and all the great commentators for making me laugh my ass off this past year. Be well and see ya in '08.
 

Stumble brought me here! This shit is crazy! GOD BLESS STUMBLE...
 

thanks DB1 (& all the bagunters) for a year full of sidesplitting laughter... may your holidays be truly rewarding!

good god, it's Grunch & sidekick Schlombie trying to unwrap elfin niblets naughty bits & cookies... quick, shoot them in the head!
 

Well, there goes the party. Who in the hell let Lester the fry cook from Huddle-House in? Plaid shirt no doubt did it. That's why he's looking at me like, "What?"
 

Shh--narcoleptic douchebag iz sleepin

Who invited Boo Radley to the party? Is it the dude wearing knee socks in the background?

"Boy--do you know the prize choad in the butcher's shop?"
"What, the one as big as me?"
 

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a hot chick!

Now, I hope Santa brings me a new cricket mallet so I can go Shaun of the Dead on zombag in the background...and fucknozzle in the foregroundm just for shits and giggles.
 

is he trying to poke her minge? taking facebook way too far methinks =P

merry xmas peeps/bras/dawgs/douches =]
 

happy hotchicks and holidays fellow anti-douchites!

the finger in the mouth of pregnant santa is almost hot, but Zombie King with the evil undead lipbush there really creeps me out...


what an ominous foreshadowing of next years baghunting.
 

You know what this site is so gay!!! My name is Anthony Verducchi and you guys have probably never been with a girl as hot as my girl Jessica in your entire lives you lame ass geeks....You wish you were half as jaked as me and had a dick half as big as mine because if you did you would be in this picture with my bitch....Your a bunch of fags who probably have small dicks.....I just got laid for my christmas gift while you guys were jerking off to my picture....If anyone has a problem with me and this picture then fuck off you lil bitches ill fuck you up!!!
 

Pfft. "Anthony Verducchi".

Yeah, and I'm "Chef Fucking Boyardee"...
 

Here ya go, Ducchi. Atsa matta fo you, eh?

NSF for language...
 

Oh, and Raggedy RANDY! sez Merry Christmas too.

HAHAHA! NICE BEER GUT SANTA! YOU'LL BE IN LINE WAITING TO GET IN THE HOTT ASS CLUBS BECAUSE YOU WEAR LEVIS!!!
 

@squatch holy shit i just woke up my whole family laughing at that shit. bravo, merry fuckin christmas friend...
 

sorry, i couldnt resist
 

Hey now, I'm pretty "jaked" too. Sometimes I'm jaked, sometimes I'm stevened, and sometimes I'm even anthonyed. Just depends on who's around. I just hope you're wearing a condom, Anthony V., because I gave Jake a nasty bug a while back...

I'll even spare you the stress of coming up with a retort. I'll write it for you:

HA HA YOU FAGGIT, you KNOW your dik is nowear NEER as big as MINE. IM living the LIFE you LAIM GEEK! I bet you WHERE LEVIS, dont' ya?
 

this douchebag was a back-up stooge for the cast and crew of Douchebags of the Carribean, i think he was on the shipp the SS Choad, but his protruding tongue tells me he's a kirkegaardean dude morphing into a toad, which I can't blame him cause i'd go down under for cunnulingus with santa's little helper in the furry cap.

bk
 

hey Anthony Verducci, is the Christmas lay you received from the zombag toolshed standing behind you? judging by the look on your face he is jamming a giant sized zombie dick in your ass while you try to finger little miss Santa-slut. Merry fuckin Christmas, even to you greasy lil' guido-wopbag! ps, I hope you get spellcheck for a gift illiterate moron.
 

"JaKeD" wow that is classic what a true New Jersey dumb ass guido. Hey guys anyone want to go to the gym so we can say we are jaked like Verduche but yet still have tiny arms and a nice gut like this mess...I would rather bang his high friend than that hooker he has next to him.....
 

Am I the only one that finds it ironic that he used the name Verdouchey?

Anyhow, Tony, you girl wanted me to tell you hi, and to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home.
 

@BCS,

Glad you liked it! And Happy Fuckin' New Year to you and yours. You muddafucka...

Nice job on the Ricky. (I still think he shot JFK.)
 

best douchenstein face 2007
 

Anthon Verdouchey, you missed some when you wiped my a-hole...don't let that happen happen again or your next tan won't be sprayed from a bottle...but from my ultar dark tanning solution : )

dude, you look like a turd!


bk
 

Good god Mrs Santa - the finger in the mouth is hot enough but those red leggings!!?

No wonder Santa only works one day a year!

PS: kudos to whoever produced the Elf Yourself clips. That shit brought the house down.
 

noooooooo honey do that in the bathroom. Don't blow chunks in front of the camera.
 

He is squeezing her so tight that I think her head is going to pop off!!! The guy in the background is going to give me nightmares.
 

That guy in the back is disturbing, but not as disturbing as the guy with the old ass tube socks on.
 

I don't know how many different people sent me links to their "elf-yourself" thingys this year. A lot. None of them made me laugh. Then I saw douche elfs. I guess that website does serve a purpose. Yes, Virginia, there are douchebags. Lots of them.
 

What the %$#*#_$+ is in his hand??
 

is Anturdy Verdoucchi delivering a babby Douchey Claws? She is Rosemary, Satan is behind Dr. Douche... I call this one "Abortion with a Pulse"
 

Anthony VerDUCCHi. Well that joke just writes itself, don't it?
 

I googled Anthony Verducchi and the first link that came up was "how to install a car stereo".
Just by looking at Douchy McDouchbag here, that seems about right.
 

I smell beer farts and garlic.