This guy has a white belt on. his. wrist. Evolution? Or Devolution?

Hey kids, try this: cover everything in the photo but his mouth and chin. It looks like a porno Picasso; vag, starfish and Hitler pubes all arranged crazy wrong.

Chain pockets in the background needs to get in touch with his inner Freud, judging by the way he's firmly gripping the turgid shaft of the Goose.
 

really wish i wouldve used my vacation time for christmas instead of thanksgiving this year. this sucks. and this place is dead.

oh well, off to ytmnd...
 

DarkSock, keen eye to catch the Grey Goose.

I'm likin' the doucheypout of Tarzan's Jane in the forefront of the shot....

but there's too much tiger stripe in the pic:
1)crazy legs beside chain drive, who I think is ZebraHawk wearing HotPants so it's not only his muscle shirt that matches with UberHott from yesterday
2)BeltDriveBetty in the back left with a CornRow of Pubes from belly-button down to fly makes me choke on the sandpaper I am eating for breakfast
3)Jane gets away with it cause she is SOOOOOOO hott! xxx

Get real Lose'Bag, even Stevie Wondur could see your not with DivaDouche.

But, Omar, on the other hand, I do like your hand gesture:

"okay girls, i used to be cool, but then the doctors took the castrating clamps like this, and snipped off my balls."

"but you 'Twan you said you lost them in the Great War!?!"

"oh, yeah, that too...but, uh, I , uh, well, hurray-up and take the picture these ViXXXens are on to my roose. I gotta jet before my cover is blown."

"well, turd bag, your cover is all that'll get blown. you stink!"

END ACT II SCENE IV

bk
 

this turd has a major case of douchitis, only way get rid of it is a heavy wire brush and some industrial acid of some kind
 

Well, let's list this mokey here and see if he qualifies.

1. Hat w/tilt - slight, but there
2. Handsign - complete w/white watch/2 straps (just in case!)
3. Bling - slight but there & offensive
4. Face pubes - flavor saver just north of the chanus (chin anus)
5. Mark of the Bag - like a fkkn brand
6. The face. Oh yeah.
Verdict? Young Burt Reynolds here is workin it, workin it....If the pic was aimed a lil higher we'd see if he's rollin wit the PRO (JP)!
Oh yeah, boobies.
 

I hate that this douche's face is blocking my view of that chick's vagina.
 

It looks to me as if Tigerbait with the beefy man arms may have just given birth to a slimey baby boy hence the hospital tag around grease-ball's wrist.
 

Swedish meatbags
http://linelv.blogg.se/1198712996_snart_ett_nytt_r.html
 

I can't decide which one of these two is hottest. I'd kick tan paul reiser right in his face.
 

This guy has been featured before, but I am too lazy to go through the archives. Something tells me he's a douche.
 

Anytime I see that hat popped with a tilt it reminds me of those old timey pictures of babies that have bonnets on.
 

The stone breaks the scissors, you loose bag!
 

@bk: Too much tiger stripes? That's like saying "too much cowbell"! Blasphemy!
 

Akbar here is on leave from the Iraqi navy, ie rusted galvanized tub with swim fins. hand gesture demonstrates the method of propulsion, scissor kick. hotts are eastern europe equivalent of USO... PPP, Prague Pussy Patrol, would give some to land lubber Akbar, but, don't accept oil or grease as payment. better to feed him to the San Francisco Zoo tiger pit!
 

See the girl in the background with the brown and white animal print?
Why the hell does she have the head of an Emergeny Room doctor between her legs? Did it get stuck there?

This dude's friend's wanted to lighten up his image of an overly serious ER doc so they dressed him up like a 'hip American' and took him to one their parties.
Little did they know the Frat boys of Gamma Gamma U woud later beat the shit out of him for "being associated with terrorists" even though the dude's name is Evan and he was born in Pasadena, CA.

Sorry Evan, sucks to be you.
 

the brunette in the foreground has bedroom eye that make my undies sticky with babybatter, but then i look beyond and see sidepeace douche and a bottle of their magic elixir that has the same effect as on these choad heads as the gummy juice did on humans.
 

YO!

Those chicks are about as hot as I've seen. I like this type...sweet, innocent.... and the kind that might just surprise you with a shocker in the old one eye.

p.s. - Grey Goose-bag, if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...you might be a FAG!
 

I think Mcnobby's in for a little suprise. The one on the left looks like she might be smuggling a package...
 

DB1, I've gotta say I think Bobby McNobby is probably one of the best names I've heard you bequeath on someone here. Nice manicured eyebrows, turd cutter.

I'm sure Goosey enjoyed you cleaning the dingleberries off his taint, but you've got one still under your lip.

Guys, I'm thinking the Zebriger in the background is actually a dude with really short shorts. What's with the super long chain?

The little short haired cutie next to Bobbo is all sorts of Tasty-D-Lite. I would wear this tools watch, strangle myself with assclown's chain, and

Nice fuckin armband, Grey Goose. Is that to soak up the man-bleach that the Liger next to you tossed your way after you gave his "Grey Goose" the kung fu grip?

Plinky - great call about Evan from Pasadena.
 

Ahhh, I've seen this Indian gentleman before. Arvin was a Phi Gamma Delta brother at Rutgers University in, yes.....New Jersey.
The Garden (of poo) State did it again.
 

Rutgers, eh? Well, as long as little pop-tart next to him is still there, I might have a reason to go back to NJ after all...
 

Ah, yes...Phi Gamma Delta. Should be called Phi Gamma Douchebag - all of its members are Hall of Scrote hopefuls.