Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Best Golden Globes
Keep them votes coming, voting is now open for the 2007 Douchie for Best Golden Globes. And by open, I mean soft, succulent and soft:
Best Golden Globes Finalist #1: Boobies Spake Zarathustra
Best Side Boob ever.
She is a tall drink of Spanish Hott by way of Slavic interbreed.
Perfect.
He is average, anonymous tonguebag choad.
But she is perfect.
Did I mention Best Side Boob ever?
This ran on the site back in July.
Note to self: Cool it on the Nietzsche references in 2008.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #2: The Boobie Sun God
Megods, holy guacamole, I forgot the fantastic Sun God hedonism of worship that these two solar globes deserve. This pic ran back in October.
Megods.
Yowza.
Two cans of fun factory play-doh goodness.
Babies around the world rejoice.
Lovely.
So lovely.
So very very lovely.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #3: Pillows
The soft downey teddy bear giggling softness of Pillows ran all the way back in January, but remains a perfect melding of side-boob and perky firm hello-how-are-ya-ness.
Them's your three.
Before you vote, remember this: Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, and Kafka. It is your mantra. It is your slogan. It is your guide.
Who will win this category? We will. All of us. The future of the human race. We all win. Society wins. My pants win. Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #1: Boobies Spake Zarathustra
Best Side Boob ever.
She is a tall drink of Spanish Hott by way of Slavic interbreed.
Perfect.
He is average, anonymous tonguebag choad.
But she is perfect.
Did I mention Best Side Boob ever?
This ran on the site back in July.
Note to self: Cool it on the Nietzsche references in 2008.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #2: The Boobie Sun God
Megods, holy guacamole, I forgot the fantastic Sun God hedonism of worship that these two solar globes deserve. This pic ran back in October.
Megods.
Yowza.
Two cans of fun factory play-doh goodness.
Babies around the world rejoice.
Lovely.
So lovely.
So very very lovely.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #3: Pillows
The soft downey teddy bear giggling softness of Pillows ran all the way back in January, but remains a perfect melding of side-boob and perky firm hello-how-are-ya-ness.
Them's your three.
Before you vote, remember this: Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, and Kafka. It is your mantra. It is your slogan. It is your guide.
Who will win this category? We will. All of us. The future of the human race. We all win. Society wins. My pants win. Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
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This one? She is no contest! The winner is Boobies Spake Zarathustra. By a country mile. Just look at the perfection of that sideboob! How that blue dress tightly clings to the funbag, yet displays enough of it to give us all something to take to the bathroom!
The other boobies, while nice, don't even approach Boobies Spake Zarathustra. This is possibly the best sideboob ever. Even with the demon eyes.
I'd tap it. And tap it. And tap it. And die with a smile on my face.
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
The other boobies, while nice, don't even approach Boobies Spake Zarathustra. This is possibly the best sideboob ever. Even with the demon eyes.
I'd tap it. And tap it. And tap it. And die with a smile on my face.
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I ahvea to eprxess m yt houthgs ata laerher t atiameh. i CAnyt' coancerntran rih4gxt now.
TanKash.
I ahvea to eprxess m yt houthgs ata laerher t atiameh. i CAnyt' coancerntran rih4gxt now.
TanKash.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra wins by a teat. In spite of Samwise Gamgee's lame Creeper impersonation.
I'd like to cuddle her sideboob like a newborn infant's head. After they wipe all that shit off of it, I mean. And let it dry off a little. What is that stuff? Pus and ketchup?
What were we talking about?
I'd like to cuddle her sideboob like a newborn infant's head. After they wipe all that shit off of it, I mean. And let it dry off a little. What is that stuff? Pus and ketchup?
What were we talking about?
Sun God. Mainly because she's the only one who really took the time to do her hair all up and right.
But mostly because of her desk globes. I can trace my international flight home for the holidays.
But mostly because of her desk globes. I can trace my international flight home for the holidays.
Spake Zarathustra-'cause I don't even know how they left the house with her looking like that. Just skip the dancing and head straight for the bedroom.
Boobie Sun God. I mean come on. At least part of it's because I'm a sucker for the apple-cheeked maiden look, but also, dang.
# posted by 
: 8:25 AM
: 8:25 AM
Boobies spake Zarathustra- great side boob.
i have to say there were much better candidates out there, but I was never one for gigantic breasts. I would much prefer a perky natural c or b than some mushy d or even worse fake anything.
i have to say there were much better candidates out there, but I was never one for gigantic breasts. I would much prefer a perky natural c or b than some mushy d or even worse fake anything.
# posted by : 8:26 AM
: 8:26 AM
please give this one to BSZ. Not just because she wins on merit, but b/c of this.
Not evey blogger on this site is in his twenties or early thirties. some of us are older.
As is BSZ.
Kids, you too, will get older. You must hope and pray that Hot Chicks like BSZ are out there and turning you on in ten or twenty years.
Vote BSZ. It's good kharma.
Not evey blogger on this site is in his twenties or early thirties. some of us are older.
As is BSZ.
Kids, you too, will get older. You must hope and pray that Hot Chicks like BSZ are out there and turning you on in ten or twenty years.
Vote BSZ. It's good kharma.
# posted by : 8:32 AM
: 8:32 AM
Boobies Sprach Zarathustra. Her evil red eyes and huge, mostly nude bodongos are pretty swangin'.
Sun god is too fake and uncomfortable looking, and I'm just not getting enough globe from pillows, although I'm sure they're lovely.
Sun god is too fake and uncomfortable looking, and I'm just not getting enough globe from pillows, although I'm sure they're lovely.
# posted by : 8:38 AM
: 8:38 AM
GOTTA BE BOOBIES SUN GOD.
I think it might have been Pillows if it weren't for the kidney bean purse that's in the way, or Zarathustra if she were actually hot (you know, besides the spectacular side boob, I mean).
But stacked (PUN INTENDED) against cleavage you could dive into and drown? No contest: BOOBIES SUN GOD. I REPEAT: BOOBIES SUN GOD.
-Jesse The Douche Ventura
I think it might have been Pillows if it weren't for the kidney bean purse that's in the way, or Zarathustra if she were actually hot (you know, besides the spectacular side boob, I mean).
But stacked (PUN INTENDED) against cleavage you could dive into and drown? No contest: BOOBIES SUN GOD. I REPEAT: BOOBIES SUN GOD.
-Jesse The Douche Ventura
Boobies kill any remaining witty brain cells that bourbon and vicodin somehow missed, so all I can say here is Boobies Spake Zarathustra
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
Darksock, I'll bet you were a joy to have in the delivery room when your kids were born.
Pus and ketchup....that's some funny shit.
Pus and ketchup....that's some funny shit.
I love the shirt on Pillows' molester.
Boobie Sun God makes me dance in fields of Old Chub (the beer, not the bait) with rainbow puppies.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra demonstrates a peak of German Idealism. By which I mean, "firm"-style pillows with taut nipple-defining cloth.
But I would quantum tunnel through mountains of old chub (the bait, not the beer) to be skinned and recycled as the faux-leather purse strap that dangles in sweet sweat between that shaded armpit and blossoming boobage.
Which is just to say, I am in awe of the other boobies, but they scare me, too. Pillows' pillows pillow pillow pillow my vote.
Boobie Sun God makes me dance in fields of Old Chub (the beer, not the bait) with rainbow puppies.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra demonstrates a peak of German Idealism. By which I mean, "firm"-style pillows with taut nipple-defining cloth.
But I would quantum tunnel through mountains of old chub (the bait, not the beer) to be skinned and recycled as the faux-leather purse strap that dangles in sweet sweat between that shaded armpit and blossoming boobage.
Which is just to say, I am in awe of the other boobies, but they scare me, too. Pillows' pillows pillow pillow pillow my vote.
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
for sheer volume #2 has to be the pick but I like quality over quan"tity" so I'll go with #1
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
I like mammaries. They make me happy. It is scientifically proven.
ZaraSideBoobie
By the way, I'm notorious amongst my ladyfriends for motorboating them, generally while I'm blacked out. It is not categorically Douche, is it? (Because I would hate to stop)
ZaraSideBoobie
By the way, I'm notorious amongst my ladyfriends for motorboating them, generally while I'm blacked out. It is not categorically Douche, is it? (Because I would hate to stop)
In a landslide, Boobies Spake Zarathustra wins. Pillows put up a fight, but Boobies Spake Zarathustra is hotter, titties are firmer, and my dick gets harder when I look at her compared to pillows. All hail the titties!
# posted by : 9:01 AM
: 9:01 AM
I was kinda disapointed that chick from the Grad pick back in the fall didn't make it in. Her guns were evidence that Darwin's theory of evolution is bullshit because mams that perfect could only be handed down by god himself.
That being said she was probably 18so ignore my previous paragraph.
I pick Boobie Sun God because she makes me want to run through the streets of Galilee praising the lord for his wonderous bounty.
BSG for boobs of the year.
That being said she was probably 18so ignore my previous paragraph.
I pick Boobie Sun God because she makes me want to run through the streets of Galilee praising the lord for his wonderous bounty.
BSG for boobs of the year.
Boobies Spake Zarathrustra in a Boobslide. I'd punch my dead ancestors just to lick the mudflaps of the laundry truck that picks up her skivvies. On a side note I cant get up from my desk at this moment for it seems the ringling bros. barnun and bailey circus has set up shop in my pantalones.
I'm a righty so I let my left hand do all the work in the nearest vacant bathroom and the consensus between it and my penis is that BSG wins it hands down (my pants). And for the record I would still toss Hootie off the roof of a high rise just to rest my head in her valley.
BSG for the win
BSG for the win
# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
It's Pillows for me.
Why? Maybe it's the Mandy Pepperidge look, I don't know.
BSZ looks like a Russian spy about to pull a Walther PPK from her garter belt.
BSG's inflatables are a little too much, unless we're shipwrecked and I've lost my life jacket.
Yes, Yes, it's Pillows for me.
Why? Maybe it's the Mandy Pepperidge look, I don't know.
BSZ looks like a Russian spy about to pull a Walther PPK from her garter belt.
BSG's inflatables are a little too much, unless we're shipwrecked and I've lost my life jacket.
Yes, Yes, it's Pillows for me.
# posted by : 9:24 AM
: 9:24 AM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra. No doubt about it. Quite.
BSZ has that great Eastern Euro look that drives good German men like me insane. Also, as was mentioned before, BSZ is older, and she still looks great. Let's see how great Boobie Sun God looks when she reaches BSZ's age. Sun God will either have them hanging down to her knees, or the rest of her will get as big as those breasts. Meanwhile, BSZ is defying time and gravity. Quite.
Pillows, while also a nice side boob, just doesn't compare with BSZ.
So, it's Boobies Spake Zarathustra uber alles.
Quite.
BSZ has that great Eastern Euro look that drives good German men like me insane. Also, as was mentioned before, BSZ is older, and she still looks great. Let's see how great Boobie Sun God looks when she reaches BSZ's age. Sun God will either have them hanging down to her knees, or the rest of her will get as big as those breasts. Meanwhile, BSZ is defying time and gravity. Quite.
Pillows, while also a nice side boob, just doesn't compare with BSZ.
So, it's Boobies Spake Zarathustra uber alles.
Quite.
# posted by : 9:28 AM
: 9:28 AM
Zarathustra. Pillows side boobs aren't nearly as nice, and the Boobie sun god has boobs that are a little too fake looking for my tastes.
Jurassic Douche
Jurassic Douche
# posted by : 9:30 AM
: 9:30 AM
Because i had to pick from these 3 and Bigger is always the best, I choose Boobie Sun God.
There was a kid dressed like Napoleon Dynamite and a hott dressed like a nurse that should have got some serious consideration. Spake Zarathustra I believe did bring notice to the sideboobs.
There was a kid dressed like Napoleon Dynamite and a hott dressed like a nurse that should have got some serious consideration. Spake Zarathustra I believe did bring notice to the sideboobs.
# posted by : 9:33 AM
: 9:33 AM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra.
I would french kiss Al Sharpton after he ate 14 lbs of onions and garlic just to be smell the inside of her dress.
I would french kiss Al Sharpton after he ate 14 lbs of onions and garlic just to be smell the inside of her dress.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra-by a bra size. She has the booming sytsem up top and on the side., pick, pack POW!
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
Given who I borrow my nickname from, I probably shouldn't care about this. Nevertheless, I must pick and it is the Sun God that I pick.
# posted by : 9:47 AM
: 9:47 AM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra
She reminds me of Sigourney Weaver when she was possessed in Ghostbusters.Except with bigger boobies.
I'd like to cover her with a frothy white marshmallow cream umm…umm…umm…good.
She reminds me of Sigourney Weaver when she was possessed in Ghostbusters.Except with bigger boobies.
I'd like to cover her with a frothy white marshmallow cream umm…umm…umm…good.
# posted by : 9:51 AM
: 9:51 AM
is it just me, or does it look like the sun goddess has jennifer lopez doubled over and tucked down the front of her dress, leaving just her bulbous, beautiful ass cheeks to peek through the neckline?
as for the winner of this little contest, BSZ by a tit slide! i want that side boob angel food cake, and want to eat it too.
as for the winner of this little contest, BSZ by a tit slide! i want that side boob angel food cake, and want to eat it too.
# posted by : 9:58 AM
: 9:58 AM
I'm wondering if I'm the only one who does this: Now and then, you get a chance to have a nice bear hug with that girl you'll never sleep with--maybe she's a friend, or somebody else's girl, or whatever--and she has a delightful rack. So you somehow manage to transfer all of your consciousness to your own chest in order to maximize the little contact you get with said spectacular chest. It's like some reverse from of the Vulcan mind meld.
Anyway. I'll throw in a vote for what appears to be the dark horse, Pillows. Her delicate arm raised in the air says, "I'm more than happy to grind my blossoming chesticles against you. Enjoy!" I will, Pillows. I will.
Anyway. I'll throw in a vote for what appears to be the dark horse, Pillows. Her delicate arm raised in the air says, "I'm more than happy to grind my blossoming chesticles against you. Enjoy!" I will, Pillows. I will.
# posted by : 10:07 AM
: 10:07 AM
I think the best breast award should go to bag islander. Those are PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by : 10:11 AM
: 10:11 AM
Pillows: Spectacular. A man can hardly ask for more than a hottie of that calibre that not only has her own emergency meatball sub case but can shoot lasers out of her head.
Note that I said "hardly."
Boobie Sun God: If said man were to ask for more, it would be the bounty of BSG. Damn and DAMN. Her Spanish soap opera eroticism could raise the dead. And I would know.
Boobis Spake Zarathustra: But the dead don't get a vote and anyone with 98.6 and a pulse can see the Porizkovesque perfection at work here. And the best thing about being Porizkovesque is that it implies that any man hotter than Ric Ocasek has a shot. Game, set and match.
Note that I said "hardly."
Boobie Sun God: If said man were to ask for more, it would be the bounty of BSG. Damn and DAMN. Her Spanish soap opera eroticism could raise the dead. And I would know.
Boobis Spake Zarathustra: But the dead don't get a vote and anyone with 98.6 and a pulse can see the Porizkovesque perfection at work here. And the best thing about being Porizkovesque is that it implies that any man hotter than Ric Ocasek has a shot. Game, set and match.
the breasts in The Boobie Sun God picture are just ridiculous. they look like Beyonce's ass. bigger doesn't always mean better, and this photo proves that statement correct.
therefore, Boobies Spake Zarathustra wins over Pillows by the slightest of margins. and by 'margins, i actually mean 'hard-on'.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra.
therefore, Boobies Spake Zarathustra wins over Pillows by the slightest of margins. and by 'margins, i actually mean 'hard-on'.
Boobies Spake Zarathustra.
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
no question...boobies spake zarathrusta!!! she is the hottest and that is the greatest side boob ever!
the other broad with the huge fake cans is ok but doesn't hold up against #1. If pillows arm was a bit higher she might have a chance but there is too much side boob obscurance going on.
Zarathrustra all the way!!
the other broad with the huge fake cans is ok but doesn't hold up against #1. If pillows arm was a bit higher she might have a chance but there is too much side boob obscurance going on.
Zarathrustra all the way!!
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
Since Zarathruster has obviously fake boobs, luscious or not, I must disqualify her.
SunGod is well, cute as hell, but the sheer force that is propping those up is unpleasant to comtemplate.
For me, it's Pillows. She looks natural and full of sass.
Well, as much of the above as can be reasonable considering she's hanging with a douche.
SunGod is well, cute as hell, but the sheer force that is propping those up is unpleasant to comtemplate.
For me, it's Pillows. She looks natural and full of sass.
Well, as much of the above as can be reasonable considering she's hanging with a douche.
# posted by : 10:37 AM
: 10:37 AM
Boobie Sun God. She has two gallons of milk on her chest and, out of the three, actually looks like a cutie pie...with GIANT tits.
I would tweeze every pube in my crotch and allow the bag lady that just drops her pants and pisses in Penn Station, well, drop her pants and piss on me just for the chance to hold the quarters that the person a the laundry uses to wash this guys shirt.
Boobie Sun God by a large, inviting, heaving...shit, blew it...
I would tweeze every pube in my crotch and allow the bag lady that just drops her pants and pisses in Penn Station, well, drop her pants and piss on me just for the chance to hold the quarters that the person a the laundry uses to wash this guys shirt.
Boobie Sun God by a large, inviting, heaving...shit, blew it...
# posted by : 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
gotta go with Boobies Spake Zarathustra they are fantastic and remind me of a chick I used to bang back in the day. Gonna go jack it now. :)
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
I keep trying to vote and ponder the goodness that are boobies. Truly fellow bag hunters, is there any one thing in our sad shallow lonely basement dwelling lives that makes getting up for better than nice, ripe, luscious, round, ample, soft, perky, firm BOOBIES?
I hate this category because I can't concen...huh? er, what was I talking about? Oh yeah - BOOBIES!!!
My vote goes to the boobilicious MELONIOUS ASSAULT that is Boobie Sun God.
aaaaahhh...that shit was nice.
I hate this category because I can't concen...huh? er, what was I talking about? Oh yeah - BOOBIES!!!
My vote goes to the boobilicious MELONIOUS ASSAULT that is Boobie Sun God.
aaaaahhh...that shit was nice.
# posted by : 10:47 AM
: 10:47 AM
Zarathustra would clearly beat Sun God. Both because quality beats quantity and because I just noticed Sun God's not pretty. Not sure I had seen her face before today.
Pillows is wearing a wedding ring, but that can't be her husband (she's dressed up, so she wouldn't have let him out of the house looking like that). I can't vote against a cougar who shoots laser beams out of her head. I think I would still love her even if she _couldn't_ shoot laser beams out of her head. Pillows it is.
Pillows is wearing a wedding ring, but that can't be her husband (she's dressed up, so she wouldn't have let him out of the house looking like that). I can't vote against a cougar who shoots laser beams out of her head. I think I would still love her even if she _couldn't_ shoot laser beams out of her head. Pillows it is.
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
I'm not convinced these are really the strongest three of the year, but amongst them, Zarathustra is clearly the winner. The Sun God flat out frightens me.
# posted by : 11:37 AM
: 11:37 AM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra!
Surely behind those demonic, red eyes lie fantasies of nipple-pinchingly good sex. With Me. I'm prepared to call brownies here. But I digress.
Surely behind those demonic, red eyes lie fantasies of nipple-pinchingly good sex. With Me. I'm prepared to call brownies here. But I digress.
Sweet fancy mosses, Can I brotha get a side of boob? Even if her face is not spectacular, them boobies is. God, I would pretend to be gay and kiss a dude if she let me put me face in that paradise that is her rack...
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
Even though the Sun God happens to be absolutely beautiful, Boobie Spake Zarathustra just hits the spot. Her bodacious tatas remind me of what heaven looked like in my childhood dreams.
# posted by : 12:31 PM
: 12:31 PM
I like 3, and 2 is okay, but Boobies Spake Zarathustra
by a nipple - The best side boob ever!
by a nipple - The best side boob ever!
# posted by : 1:20 PM
: 1:20 PM
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# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
I'd have to have a taste test to determine the true winner. Since that's not an option, I'm going with BSG because of the Sock's haiku. #1, you may not have received my vote for the Golden Globes, but I will give you my heart and soul for one good rogering.
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
Zarathrustra... if by some miracle I could resist the polar magneticisn of her huge tracts of land, she would stillpossess my soul with demon eyes
# posted by : 2:15 PM
: 2:15 PM
for chrissake, woman shoots laser beams outta her dome, has a wedding ring, dances with & is groped by a douche who has trash emblazoned cross his chest... that's not a sideboob, rather her brain migrating to her rectum!
BSZ
BSZ
# posted by : 2:35 PM
: 2:35 PM
Sungod.
BSZ's are standing up a little too straight and she just scares me even with out the redeye. Sungod is so much sweeter. She makes the adjacent douche invisible... pure joy.
BSZ's are standing up a little too straight and she just scares me even with out the redeye. Sungod is so much sweeter. She makes the adjacent douche invisible... pure joy.
# posted by : 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
As all of the samples appear to be of excellent quality, I have to vote based on the "which ones would be most likely to inadvertantly come out and say hi" factor.
Boobie Sun God has those things on lock-down. Barring a pneumatic failure, those are shut down for the foreseeable future, and by "forseeable future" I am of course referring to that window of time when she will remain within my non-infrared binocular range.
Zarathustra is getting closer, with the sideboob action. But the top seems too tight to allow mercy slippage. Not quite good enough.
This leaves Pillows. Pillows also has the sideboob wonder, combined with sufficient leeway in the blousal region to possibly permit a break for it at the next vigorous movement -- a Boobie Rebellion, if you will. And any pair that care about the plight of the proletariat is a pair that I can lend my support to. And by "lend my support", I am of course referring to....
Pillows it is.
Boobie Sun God has those things on lock-down. Barring a pneumatic failure, those are shut down for the foreseeable future, and by "forseeable future" I am of course referring to that window of time when she will remain within my non-infrared binocular range.
Zarathustra is getting closer, with the sideboob action. But the top seems too tight to allow mercy slippage. Not quite good enough.
This leaves Pillows. Pillows also has the sideboob wonder, combined with sufficient leeway in the blousal region to possibly permit a break for it at the next vigorous movement -- a Boobie Rebellion, if you will. And any pair that care about the plight of the proletariat is a pair that I can lend my support to. And by "lend my support", I am of course referring to....
Pillows it is.
# posted by : 3:56 PM
: 3:56 PM
Not even a question. Boobie Sun God for the win. And by win I mean beautiful, beautiful boobies.
# posted by : 4:02 PM
: 4:02 PM
Sideboob is all well and good, but if we are really voting for best globes, well, Boobie Sun God should win. Her cleavage is like Alaska compared to the size of any other state.
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
Oh God, Sun God's are nice, but there's just something about that side shot! Gotta go with Spake Zarathustra!
# posted by : 4:28 PM
: 4:28 PM
As the host of Snoop Dogg's "Girls Gone Wild" video I can say with some authority that it's Boobies Sun God whose boobs I would raise my pimp cup to.
Chuuuch.
Snoop Doggy Douche
Chuuuch.
Snoop Doggy Douche
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
tell me tongue waggin' douche w/Zarathustra is reaching to untether her gown w/ left hand... & where is the pic from 2 seconds later?
# posted by : 6:29 PM
: 6:29 PM
I'm backing Pillows. Both the other pairs are a little too fake looking. Pillow's face just says "these are really soft, wanna feel?" in that happy, innocent, girl-next-door kinda way.
The other two look like they've already had enough traffic through their mountain passes.
The other two look like they've already had enough traffic through their mountain passes.
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM
There's such a thing as having tits that are too big. The Boobie Sun God looks like she's smuggling a bald illegal and his twin brother into the country under her dress. No offense to the guy in the pic intended: those scalps look Ukranian.
BSZ has some great sideboob, except... well, did she stick some raw chicken skin in her armpit before hittin' the club? Maybe that's why the douchebag has his tongue out. He's just hungry. And her evil man-face just kinda ruins the rest of it for me...
Pillows is the kinda chick I could watch for hours... well, minutes... dancing in a nightclub and just admiring that nice sideboob-a-rama before I got bored. That's my vote.
BSZ has some great sideboob, except... well, did she stick some raw chicken skin in her armpit before hittin' the club? Maybe that's why the douchebag has his tongue out. He's just hungry. And her evil man-face just kinda ruins the rest of it for me...
Pillows is the kinda chick I could watch for hours... well, minutes... dancing in a nightclub and just admiring that nice sideboob-a-rama before I got bored. That's my vote.
# posted by : 7:39 PM
: 7:39 PM
Where is Yellow Dress?
I respectfully abstain, on the grounds that none of these are to my liking...
--Douche-osopher
I respectfully abstain, on the grounds that none of these are to my liking...
--Douche-osopher
# posted by : 7:44 PM
: 7:44 PM
I see people here commenting on and voting for the hotts faces, hair, eyes, etc. The category is Best GOLDEN GLOBES. We're talkin' BOOBS here folks. Breasts, tits, bazongas, twins, generous scoops of flesh. Doesn't matter what they're attached to; we're here to judge the mammaries only.
While Zarathustra has got some lovely highbeams, Sun God has got driver and passenger airbags. Zarathustra is actually misnamed. Sun God should actually be named Zarathustra, because I hear the 2001 Space Odyssey song Also Spake Zarathustra in my head when I see Sun God's spherical monoliths. I stare at and are mesmerized by SG's tits the same way those cavemen in 2001 were transfixed by the monolith. Her globes are definitely golden. They have their own gravitational pull, sucking my eyeballs towards them.
HollyWOOD foreign press must bestow the Golden Globe to Sun God. All worship the Sun God.
While Zarathustra has got some lovely highbeams, Sun God has got driver and passenger airbags. Zarathustra is actually misnamed. Sun God should actually be named Zarathustra, because I hear the 2001 Space Odyssey song Also Spake Zarathustra in my head when I see Sun God's spherical monoliths. I stare at and are mesmerized by SG's tits the same way those cavemen in 2001 were transfixed by the monolith. Her globes are definitely golden. They have their own gravitational pull, sucking my eyeballs towards them.
HollyWOOD foreign press must bestow the Golden Globe to Sun God. All worship the Sun God.
# posted by : 9:47 PM
: 9:47 PM
Zarathustra because she's the all around package. Not as large breasted as Sun God but more than complimentary in her exotic, mysterious ways. She's very Bond Girl-esque.
# posted by : 9:54 PM
: 9:54 PM
BTW, I would've liked to have seen this one make the finals:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBWhiteChocolate7-764225.jpg
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBWhiteChocolate7-764225.jpg
# posted by : 9:56 PM
: 9:56 PM
Was this a hurried post, DB1? #3 Pillows is cool, but I think these are much more worthy contenders:
'Bag/Not a 'Bag July 16
Fro
Evodoution
'Bag/Not a 'Bag
Black Betty Bamalam
Wednesday Limerick
Night of the Creeper
Bedtime for Little Timmy
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A contest like this could easily be split up into three brackets as well.
That being said, my vote has to be The Boobie Sun God. No doubt about it.
'Bag/Not a 'Bag July 16
Fro
Evodoution
'Bag/Not a 'Bag
Black Betty Bamalam
Wednesday Limerick
Night of the Creeper
Bedtime for Little Timmy
Welcome to the Douchey House
A contest like this could easily be split up into three brackets as well.
That being said, my vote has to be The Boobie Sun God. No doubt about it.
yeah, i really can't discriminate between zarathustra and pillows. except the boobie sun god shouldn't be in the running because without that bra, they'd be at her belly button, and that doesn't hold a candle to the perky side boob of the other two.
# posted by : 10:46 PM
: 10:46 PM
When I was a young man, I read an artice that opined that there is no sexier part of the female form than that line, that perfect curve of delectable flesh between the shoulder and the bottom of the breast. I then dedicated my life to the study of the sideboob. In all my years of sideboob searching, I have never seen such a perfect example than on BST. She makes me want to write a 250 page disseration with Taurabian style footnotes. Wow... wow.
# posted by : 11:34 PM
: 11:34 PM
where the fuck is yellow?? As in 'the new boner'. This is a farce!!!!!!!!
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# posted by : 1:05 AM
: 1:05 AM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra. Holy Perfection, that curve she is displaying should be fought over betwixt the Guggenheim and NYMOMA. Oh wow. She would leave a wake of destroyed, drooling men & boys wherever she goes. Oofdah.
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
Boobies Spake Zarathustra. No doubt. Her breasts are perfect, in size and tone. Winner.
# posted by : 1:14 AM
: 1:14 AM
sun god, sun god, sun god. i thought about this before the nominees were even posted. she has haunted my dreams and graced my nightmares. how can i dream of any other boobs again? i won't.
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