maybe she is feeding a family of baby birds nesting in his mouth.

the alpha douche
 

Strung-out Ann Coulter snacking on beef tongue before it's left the cow.

Barrrrrfffff!
 

yuck shannon tweed. what would gene simmons think?

one time i got hernia surgery and my testicles filled up 5 times their size with fluid. thats what this guys face reminds me of.
 

holy coww...literallyy holy cowwww with that tongue
 

I see a pockmarked replica of the WWF's Honky Tonk Man and a recently deceased banshee but I fail to see the hot chick.
 

Ugh he looks like he smells like salami and newports..
 

OooOOoooooh... that's just gross. damn DB1. what did we do to anger you?

he is one badly swollen douchebag. oh so bella is right, this character must smell like cheap cologne, failed breath mints, cocaine, hair gel, and taint sweat.

so why is his Mother kissing him?

because he has a face only a Mother could love......and she's all hopped-up on the yay-yo.
 

ow megods!
lunch.not.gonna.stay.in.gut.

this looks like what would happen if Wayne Newton mated with a mutant howler monkey. then the monkey-boy was taught how to dress badly and use his opposible thumbs to form bag gestures and thrown into a hollywood vampire den. what he is doing here is actaully sweet, he is feeding her his poo. i love the animal planet.

scrotacus
 

If the moon had lupus, this 'bag would still have more pockmarks.
 

GNARRRRGH! TROG NEED TUNG!!!
 

OH MY GOD! I hope this dude is about to poke out his own eyes with that bag gesture. This is the most disgusting thing I've seen and I share an office with two fat dudes. That chic has got to put the pipe down and walk away from the douche to think these mutants probably did it and I say "it" cause I'm sure it was indescribable.

This is why we have Down syndrome!
 

I really didn't need to see Manuel Noriega's retarded love child play air guitar while Sally Kellerman tries to check his salivary glands.
 

The instant my browser opened to this picture the framed diploma above my desk fell off the wall.

I'm not making this up.

It's as though my education was committing suicide after recognizing the futility of its existence.
 

Somebody brained Manuel Noriega, dressed him up in 'bag clothes, stuck The Donk's hair on his head and The Creeper's tongue in his mouth, just to play a game of Bobbing for Douchebags?

Or maybe it's just a pic from Halloween and they're playing that old Halloween 'guess the gross thing' game...

"Um... An inverted colon?"
"Nope. Try again!"
"Balls of a yak?"
"Nope. But you're getting warmer..."
"...Two week old veal scallopini?"
"No! It's this douchebag's tongue!"
"...Huch-huch-huch...BLUUUURRRGGGHHHH!"
 

Oh, for Fuck's sake !!!
That is truly revolting. My only hope is that she's doing this to get at the dime bag he's stashed in his mouth.
 

Thanks, DB1. Thanks a lot. I really needed this slap in the face at the end of the day.

What does amuse me about this pic, however, is his complete lack of attention to what's going on. It looks like he's trying to get the attention of one his bros across the room while she tries to chew out his tonsils.
 

This is the most aggressive dental hygenist EVER.

But he needs to date a dermatologist, not a dental hygenist.
 

This is a photo from Scene. Where/Whatever that is... I'm assuming that it's THE place to be if you're a doped-up, strung-out, pock-marked, Coulter-lookin' middle-age-approachin' has-been who so desperately needs to get your groove back that you'll perform lewd acts on others of your ilk. But that's just an hypothesis.
 

It's Wayne Newton's bastard son making out with Wayne's third wife.

She better get back to the castle before the clock strikes midnight; or else she's going to turn back into an 800 year old witch.
 

nice roid acne double chin
 

Cute.

A promo still from an Ann Coulter zombie flick.


TOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!
 

Not cool. Not cool at all. Good call on the "recently deceased," Mitch. I would add "recently diseased" but I suspect that's not so much a recent development. She is to repulsive what the Dolphins are to losing.
 

By the way, this guy has featured before, in a nightmare from several months ago, at least. Trust me. I'm too much of a douchebag to be bothered to look him up.
 

I almost set the world's record for most commas in one sentence in that post above. I need to call it a night.
 

Ughhhh, they are both hideous.
 

I agree .... Ann Coulter sucking out every last bit of liberal democratic juice this douche generates ........ eeeeeewwwwwwwue
 

The next morning they woke up handcuffed to each other in a motel 6 by the interstate.
 

He looks like his face caught fire and his face-eating girlfriend put it out with a fork. Wow, that is some horrifically bad skin.
This is a 4AM shot after 21 dirty martinis, an 8ball, and 12 xanax for her and three glasses of OJ for him.
 

This choad is definitely of the Cro Bagnon variety. Note the small forehead and ape-like build of the face and cheek bones. He's probably only vaguely aware of the wheel and fire, but only because he dipped his head in a burning tire to achieve the pile of slippery blackness on his head. Suck-ubus looks like one of Dracula's victims, except she's been around the block with The Mummy, Wolfman, Elvira and a few creatures from the black lagoon, too. I can easily see her in an Evil Dead movie. She's not here for your tongue, Cro-bagnon, she wants to swallow your prehistoric soul. P.S. Suck-ubus is immune to the shocker because her anus is the face of the devil.
 

Ha, used my real name. Now *I* feel like a douche.
 

@ Squatch, Rev:

Strung-out Ann Coulter snacking on beef tongue before it's left the cow

He's probably only vaguely aware of the wheel and fire, but only because he dipped his head in a burning tire to achieve the pile of slippery blackness on his head.

The bar keeps raising here, inversely proportionate to the plummetting of society into a douche-pit. We must keep up the good fight.
 

Definately the FUGLIEST humanoids ever on this site. Ever.
 

Sometimes you're the windshield.... Sometimes you're the forehead!!!
 

What in the fuck is happening in this picture?
 

This is one of the friends of the douche twins(not the STD's, these guys were bigger meatheads)featured a while back. I am too lazy to look but they were featured quite a bit for a while maybe six months ago. one of them wore a ny skyline beany

By the way this guy looks like George the Animal Steele's less attractive, dumber brother.
 

He looks like someone cross-bred Will Farrell, Wayne Newton and cottage cheese.
 

Look, it's the actor Lou Diamomd Phallus! He's about to blow chunks into his date. Stop DB1, just stop!