Monday, November 26, 2007
The Nip
Brunette Vixen, you are lovely.
You have the playful tongue and high cheekbones of British aristocracy by way of mid 1980s Penthouse Forum letters to the editor. Your Annie Hall tie and Debbie Gibson earrings perfectly compliment your Sloane Peterson hair waves of amber grain.
I would read you Plato using energy saver lighting under tropical canopy, while massaging your toes with chicken fat.
And you brought an ambigiously Asian hottie sidekick to the party. How thoughtful. I will ravish her next after recovering my stamina by sipping Earl Gray tea and listening to Bad Brains's seminal I Against I album on my itunes.
For bringing a second woman into our common law marriage, I would buy you useless baubles until you tired of me and cheated on me with your aerobics instructor, Mustafa.
And Shirtless Turd, your plaintive cry echoes in a Godless universe. Your exposed nipple neuters cats. Your smug smirk tasks me. I turn to Brunette Vixen for comfort. But it only somewhat soothes the cracked fissure of your taint. Because you suck.
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Somebody give this douchebag 5 bucks so he can get his cleft lip fixed.
I have goldfish with brain damage who don't make stupid faces like this inebriated clown.
Hey wait a minute ... who ... I've seen her ... oh yeah, that's it! The chick with the tie around her neck: she's doing the same pose as she did on the cover of the porn I rented the other night - Secretaries Who Take Dick-tation.
Highly enjoyable flick. I recommend it.
I have goldfish with brain damage who don't make stupid faces like this inebriated clown.
Hey wait a minute ... who ... I've seen her ... oh yeah, that's it! The chick with the tie around her neck: she's doing the same pose as she did on the cover of the porn I rented the other night - Secretaries Who Take Dick-tation.
Highly enjoyable flick. I recommend it.
Damn. I bet she has a PhD and runs her own biotech firm. In the evenings, she mingles with the middle class. You see, it takes a lot out of a girl to hold meetings, review proposals, and manage a diverse team of action-oriented individuals, working together to create ground-breaking products and deliver value to shareholders. If she were mine, our nightly ritual would involve extracting the day's stress... via gentle oral suction. (You can go first, babe.) Then we would review the latest Office Depot catalog, while eating strawberries.
As for the beached whale, get him back on the gurney and re-insert the IV. He's clearly on the verge of seizure.
- Songs in the Key of Scrote
As for the beached whale, get him back on the gurney and re-insert the IV. He's clearly on the verge of seizure.
- Songs in the Key of Scrote
# posted by 
: 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
What the fuck is King Tutankhamen doing in the background? I thought that guy was dead? There's Roy Orbison too! Holy crap where was this pic taken, Hell?
Fuck this. I think I'm going to go kill myself until a god of some sort pops into existence and takes pity on us by vaporizing all douchetastic organisms. On this planet, at least.
since there are about a baker's dozen Nipple Ghosts on the wall in the background, it shouldn't come as a surprise that the Shirtless Turd is exposing one of his.
people, remember this: Whenever there's a Nipple Ghost sighting, an actual nipple is somewhere nearby.
true story.
people, remember this: Whenever there's a Nipple Ghost sighting, an actual nipple is somewhere nearby.
true story.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
Is there a ghost pulling out this guy's upper lip with an invisible pair of pliers? And speaking of pliers, I would let her Her Royal Hottness get medieval on my ass, nuts and nipples.
# posted by : 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
It's good to see Brad Garrett gets down with the hotties. Now button up your shirt, Brad, I can feel the second coming of my lunch.
Looks like Dave Matthews fell off the wagon again. He broke his clavicle and popped his collar.
Pumpy's thumbprint hovers its dissaproval in the background, attended by a celestial chorus of nipple ghosts.
Middle Hott incorporated my cock ring into her dress ensemble; 5 points to her; good show! And on Left Hott's ear hangs Pfah's somewhat smaller but far luckier cock ring; well done m'Lady!
Pumpy's thumbprint hovers its dissaproval in the background, attended by a celestial chorus of nipple ghosts.
Middle Hott incorporated my cock ring into her dress ensemble; 5 points to her; good show! And on Left Hott's ear hangs Pfah's somewhat smaller but far luckier cock ring; well done m'Lady!
It's Barney from Moe's Tavern & hotts have rescued his drunken past out ass from his face first flop into the urinal & are helping him to his car so he can drive it off the pier. Brunette is into water play!
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
oh darksock, you are such a kidder! that's not my cock ring dangling from her ear. mine's more the size of a hula-hoop and about as thick as a suspension bridge cable.
actually, no. i am hung like a gnat.
actually, no. i am hung like a gnat.
# posted by : 1:33 PM
: 1:33 PM
Is he rubbing his nipple in a circular motion? Fuck that's disturbing. I gonna go gargle with 409 for a while and hope it washes away the ick.
This guy is almost as fat and greasy as Elvis circa the late 70's, DB you should rename this one Fat Elvis either that or throw him and Christina Ricci back in to douche dutch oven to cook for a while longer.
This guy is almost as fat and greasy as Elvis circa the late 70's, DB you should rename this one Fat Elvis either that or throw him and Christina Ricci back in to douche dutch oven to cook for a while longer.
# posted by : 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
Inverted would be funny. I guess then you'd literally be able to fuck yourself.
ba dum bump {{cymbal}}
ba dum bump {{cymbal}}
Indeed, Anon 2:47; excellent Bad Brains reference. DB1 is a scholar and a gentleman. God of looove, God of love...
Oh, Robert Douchey JR, you are so in violation of your parole. Not the fact that you have breached the drug and alcohol agreement and are doing your best here to not throw up onto your bottom lip, but the real crime. The deeper, darker crime to humanity that couples you with the elegant gazelle that innocently learches forward to suckle of your poisoned man boob. You have fallen so far, so fast RDJ. Jail ain't enough.. hangin' is too good for ya.. burnin' is too good for ya. RDJ, by the powers vested in me by the society for a scrote free America, I here by sentence you to spending the rest of the evening laying in a pool of your own urine and vomit while your "boys" take pictures of you with various fruits and vegetables near your mouth indicating a proclivity for homosexuality. My judgment is final.
Scrotacus
Scrotacus
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
@ pfah 1:01 --
If I remember the heart-wrenching line from the classic film "It's a Wonderful Cleavite":
"Darksock! DB1 says that whenever there's a Nipple Ghost sighting, a douchebag gets a punch in the throat!"
Also a true story.
If I remember the heart-wrenching line from the classic film "It's a Wonderful Cleavite":
"Darksock! DB1 says that whenever there's a Nipple Ghost sighting, a douchebag gets a punch in the throat!"
Also a true story.
DB1...sometimes I wonder if you can keep up the high level of absolute hilarity forever. Then I read this. Amazing.
This proves that God does not attend parties. Sloane Peterson, how I want to watch Red Wing's games on TV while you tie your tie and comb your hair in the next room.
Then we take Shirtless Turd out back and neuter him.
This proves that God does not attend parties. Sloane Peterson, how I want to watch Red Wing's games on TV while you tie your tie and comb your hair in the next room.
Then we take Shirtless Turd out back and neuter him.
@EVERYONE
Just an FYI
Your HCwDB running buddy "Squatch"
Thats an honest to god picture of him and his lady friends.
Just an FYI
Your HCwDB running buddy "Squatch"
Thats an honest to god picture of him and his lady friends.
# posted by : 6:19 PM
: 6:19 PM
This is the kind of loudmouth drunken asshole that makes a party break up early. After all the girls are done making fun of him - you know, like taking pics of their friends mocking him with 'sexy' photos they can later send into HCwDB - the guys all leave so they don't end up in jail for taking the easy punch to his chin.
I have to admit, though. He does have a certain je ne sais douche about him. Sharper dressed than the winos that bug me for change when I leave the Circle K. More drunk than the winos, but sharper dressed. And that ain't saying much.
If the girl who sent the photo into HCwDB reads this: I could look into your purple-tie hottie friend's eyes forever.
I have to admit, though. He does have a certain je ne sais douche about him. Sharper dressed than the winos that bug me for change when I leave the Circle K. More drunk than the winos, but sharper dressed. And that ain't saying much.
If the girl who sent the photo into HCwDB reads this: I could look into your purple-tie hottie friend's eyes forever.
# posted by : 6:28 PM
: 6:28 PM
@former roomate 6:19 PM,
That's a pic of me, eh?
Oh my garsh! I had better defend myself from this ruthless onslaught! You have backed me up into a corner now! Curses!
Shit. I wish purple-tie hottie was my lady friend.
Whatsa matter, Percy? Don't like it when others play rough back?
That's a pic of me, eh?
Oh my garsh! I had better defend myself from this ruthless onslaught! You have backed me up into a corner now! Curses!
Shit. I wish purple-tie hottie was my lady friend.
Whatsa matter, Percy? Don't like it when others play rough back?
# posted by : 6:32 PM
: 6:32 PM
squatch shaves his chest?
no....NO....nooooo.
this can't be true. but if it is....squatch? embrace the receeding hairline brother. just take it all off. go with what i like to call the 'no excuses haircut'.
it works for me. i have a lovely-shaped skull.
no....NO....nooooo.
this can't be true. but if it is....squatch? embrace the receeding hairline brother. just take it all off. go with what i like to call the 'no excuses haircut'.
it works for me. i have a lovely-shaped skull.
# posted by : 6:37 PM
: 6:37 PM
@pfah,
I thought about growing the sideburns down to my navel and then wrapping them around my head. Kind of like a turban. That'll look natural, won't it? I just hope I don't get stopped by Homeland Security...
The chest-hair shaving was my previous attempt at a do-it-yourself hair transplant. (I'm a cheap bastard.) Didn't work too well, though. People told me my head looked like Madonna's muff before she made it big and could afford a Brazilian wax.
I thought about growing the sideburns down to my navel and then wrapping them around my head. Kind of like a turban. That'll look natural, won't it? I just hope I don't get stopped by Homeland Security...
The chest-hair shaving was my previous attempt at a do-it-yourself hair transplant. (I'm a cheap bastard.) Didn't work too well, though. People told me my head looked like Madonna's muff before she made it big and could afford a Brazilian wax.
# posted by : 6:43 PM
: 6:43 PM
@Squatch
HaHaHa, come on dude. Let go of that resentment for getting yourself tossed because your "ski" habbits got the best of your bank account. We tried to help you.
And all the shit you talk with your loud mouth and your quick one liners, now look at your picture on your own playground.
He bro, no jesus bling, no hand signs, and the goose isnt visible (but we here know you loved some G. Goose) but still a HCwDB apperance!
Lighten up bro. roll with the punches.
-Andrew
And no I didnt send the pic in to HCwDB, but you have an idea of who did.
HaHaHa, come on dude. Let go of that resentment for getting yourself tossed because your "ski" habbits got the best of your bank account. We tried to help you.
And all the shit you talk with your loud mouth and your quick one liners, now look at your picture on your own playground.
He bro, no jesus bling, no hand signs, and the goose isnt visible (but we here know you loved some G. Goose) but still a HCwDB apperance!
Lighten up bro. roll with the punches.
-Andrew
And no I didnt send the pic in to HCwDB, but you have an idea of who did.
# posted by : 6:45 PM
: 6:45 PM
Oh wow. Her picture is still here.
*one hour later*
It's still here. *sigh*
*two hours later*
Purple-tie hottie, my love for you is like diarrhea.
*one hour later*
It's still here. *sigh*
*two hours later*
Purple-tie hottie, my love for you is like diarrhea.
# posted by : 7:05 PM
: 7:05 PM
Hey! Now that you mention it... Upon closer inspection... Well, shit. That is me!
I'd totally forgotten about that pic. Thanks for the find, former roomate... Andrew, is it? Thanks Andrew!
Good to hear from ya, buddy. Long time. Damn, the good times we had. Me with the ladies and you... at home...
Well, since we're sharing, I never did send you a copy of this NSFW movie your little friend Peter took of you that you asked me to promise to send you. Sorry 'bout that, brah.
I really could have been a better roomie, couldn't I? I was really grossed out, but still... I could have sent it.
I'd totally forgotten about that pic. Thanks for the find, former roomate... Andrew, is it? Thanks Andrew!
Good to hear from ya, buddy. Long time. Damn, the good times we had. Me with the ladies and you... at home...
Well, since we're sharing, I never did send you a copy of this NSFW movie your little friend Peter took of you that you asked me to promise to send you. Sorry 'bout that, brah.
I really could have been a better roomie, couldn't I? I was really grossed out, but still... I could have sent it.
# posted by : 7:22 PM
: 7:22 PM
@squatch
I'll send you 5 bucks, brah, so you can get that cleft lip fixed.
I knew you were a wild man. Knew it. Now tell us how the rest of that night went.
Or, the bloggers can extrapolate from here ...
I'll send you 5 bucks, brah, so you can get that cleft lip fixed.
I knew you were a wild man. Knew it. Now tell us how the rest of that night went.
Or, the bloggers can extrapolate from here ...
BTW, Andrew:
Aren't you going to tell squatch about... US?
I mean, it's been six months, dude. You moved your stuff into my place back in October. I already introduced you to my folks.
I know you have some issues with coming out to all the guys you knew in college who thought you were a playa, but c'mon. If they'd seen that "Beaches" DVD and all those Celine Dion CDs in that Pottery Barn bag you kept under your bed, they'd have probably guessed. God only knows what they would have said if they knew you were on dudesnude.com.
So Andy, sweetnuts, be kind.
And come to bed. I'm waiting.
Aren't you going to tell squatch about... US?
I mean, it's been six months, dude. You moved your stuff into my place back in October. I already introduced you to my folks.
I know you have some issues with coming out to all the guys you knew in college who thought you were a playa, but c'mon. If they'd seen that "Beaches" DVD and all those Celine Dion CDs in that Pottery Barn bag you kept under your bed, they'd have probably guessed. God only knows what they would have said if they knew you were on dudesnude.com.
So Andy, sweetnuts, be kind.
And come to bed. I'm waiting.
Ok buddy.
Do what you do. make some shit up, have fun trying to rebound with some false dirt on me.
After all, I did tell you to go fuck yourself and get a life when I kicked you out and you called me sobbing and drunk saying how your father didnt want you touching foot in his house and you needed just one more week on my couch.
How soon you forget.
Or you didnt forget.
Maybe thats why you have this false comeback shot at me.
The bottom line is, your picture is on HCwDB and youre pissed.
And you know me bro, Im more than willing to present alot more proof of who you are, as well as who I am.
Anyhow, like I said roll with the punches buddy. Your life isnt over.
-Andrew
Do what you do. make some shit up, have fun trying to rebound with some false dirt on me.
After all, I did tell you to go fuck yourself and get a life when I kicked you out and you called me sobbing and drunk saying how your father didnt want you touching foot in his house and you needed just one more week on my couch.
How soon you forget.
Or you didnt forget.
Maybe thats why you have this false comeback shot at me.
The bottom line is, your picture is on HCwDB and youre pissed.
And you know me bro, Im more than willing to present alot more proof of who you are, as well as who I am.
Anyhow, like I said roll with the punches buddy. Your life isnt over.
-Andrew
# posted by : 7:52 PM
: 7:52 PM
And one more thing "squatch" or as we know you "toby jr."
when it comes to your buddy "il choadrino", all I can say is
Control Your Bitch.
You all have problems.
And one of you has a pic on HCwDB
Hahahaha, Enjoy!
Andrew
when it comes to your buddy "il choadrino", all I can say is
Control Your Bitch.
You all have problems.
And one of you has a pic on HCwDB
Hahahaha, Enjoy!
Andrew
# posted by : 7:58 PM
: 7:58 PM
Hey, I think its funny that you guys stand so tall and harsh on people when they come at you with "you all are GAY, blah blah blah"
But it looks like someone is the product of the HCwDB environment and has his picture posted, and what does he do,
He's calling people GAY.
Funny how this all works!
You guys really are not that great and special.
remember, we laugh at you, not with you.
But it looks like someone is the product of the HCwDB environment and has his picture posted, and what does he do,
He's calling people GAY.
Funny how this all works!
You guys really are not that great and special.
remember, we laugh at you, not with you.
# posted by : 8:07 PM
: 8:07 PM
hey andrew?
as you know, i don't know your history with squatch at all. but what you did is a total dick move. karma is truly a bitch my friend. and even though you might think this makes you even, it doesn't. something bad must have happened between the two of you to make you think doing this was cool. it's not.
i'm not the internet police, but i'd tazer you in a second for this, and not hit the 'off' button until you shit yourself and cried for you mother.
as you know, i don't know your history with squatch at all. but what you did is a total dick move. karma is truly a bitch my friend. and even though you might think this makes you even, it doesn't. something bad must have happened between the two of you to make you think doing this was cool. it's not.
i'm not the internet police, but i'd tazer you in a second for this, and not hit the 'off' button until you shit yourself and cried for you mother.
# posted by : 8:07 PM
: 8:07 PM
I didnt send this picture in "pfah".
But sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade, and your little running buddy Squatch is a front, and honestly he's not a good person. Actually, he's the opposite of everything he tries to represent.
Trust me, he used to sit on my computer for hours on HCwDB.
And what happened with our falling out may be about him being a swetty repulsive mess, a lethargic creepy internet porn addict, and a compulsive liar, but it all has nothing to do with you or anyone.
But look at his pic on here now.
Its great if you ask me!
And ask Toby or "squatch"
Im not one to come at with all that violent talk.
Understand kiddo?
Andrew
But sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade, and your little running buddy Squatch is a front, and honestly he's not a good person. Actually, he's the opposite of everything he tries to represent.
Trust me, he used to sit on my computer for hours on HCwDB.
And what happened with our falling out may be about him being a swetty repulsive mess, a lethargic creepy internet porn addict, and a compulsive liar, but it all has nothing to do with you or anyone.
But look at his pic on here now.
Its great if you ask me!
And ask Toby or "squatch"
Im not one to come at with all that violent talk.
Understand kiddo?
Andrew
# posted by : 8:15 PM
: 8:15 PM
This guy looks like he's about to drop soup on himself. Had to have been getting down to some disco on the dancefloor and these chicks are mocking the solo dancing fool. Easy on the Cape Cods buddy!
And to the cheekbones twins, watch what you're doin' with the expressions. The crazy boys over at gotcum.blogspot will paint ya! Anything with your mouth open on the internet and you could be a victim. Watch and learn ladies, watch and learn...
And to the cheekbones twins, watch what you're doin' with the expressions. The crazy boys over at gotcum.blogspot will paint ya! Anything with your mouth open on the internet and you could be a victim. Watch and learn ladies, watch and learn...
# posted by : 8:16 PM
: 8:16 PM
@proudgayman/former roomate,
Dipshit. Point out where I called him gay. Quote me.
I've told you now twice before: you. suck. as. an. Internet. troll.
Dipshit. Point out where I called him gay. Quote me.
I've told you now twice before: you. suck. as. an. Internet. troll.
# posted by : 8:18 PM
: 8:18 PM
Hey, Andrew,
Good to hear from ya, dude! Hope your life is... well, a whole lot better than when I knew you.
Remember when we caught you playing with yourself in the dorm room? Good times, dude. You were so embarrassed...
Anyways, stay in touch, Randy. Um, I mean Ms. Yellowdress. Or... hell, I don't know. I can't keep up with your multiple personalities.
Ta!
P.S. Il Choadomino is not my bitch... He's yours! Enjoy! I hear he still wets the bed. Or was that, he still wets your head? Better wear some rain-gear, you weirdo.
Good to hear from ya, dude! Hope your life is... well, a whole lot better than when I knew you.
Remember when we caught you playing with yourself in the dorm room? Good times, dude. You were so embarrassed...
Anyways, stay in touch, Randy. Um, I mean Ms. Yellowdress. Or... hell, I don't know. I can't keep up with your multiple personalities.
Ta!
P.S. Il Choadomino is not my bitch... He's yours! Enjoy! I hear he still wets the bed. Or was that, he still wets your head? Better wear some rain-gear, you weirdo.
# posted by : 8:19 PM
: 8:19 PM
@formerroomate...did you just call me kiddo? if so, stop it. that's reserved for much cooler people than you.
look, i don't truly care what went down between the two of you. this isn't a site to work out your dr. phil issues. it's a site to poke fun a douchebags.
and.....since squatch is revealing a nipple and a drunk face, he's open to ridicule. it happens to all of us at some point. we all make mistakes.
hell, i probably have some pictures that aren't that flatering out there. however, to post a picture just to get back at someone is fucked up. that's all i am saying.
you have to admit though, squatch does have some sweet sideburns. i mean, c'mon.
look, i don't truly care what went down between the two of you. this isn't a site to work out your dr. phil issues. it's a site to poke fun a douchebags.
and.....since squatch is revealing a nipple and a drunk face, he's open to ridicule. it happens to all of us at some point. we all make mistakes.
hell, i probably have some pictures that aren't that flatering out there. however, to post a picture just to get back at someone is fucked up. that's all i am saying.
you have to admit though, squatch does have some sweet sideburns. i mean, c'mon.
# posted by : 8:27 PM
: 8:27 PM
Ugh. Two boring games in one night.
Formerroommate Andrew, etc... you're like the Miami Dolphins. I've watched more exciting things on CSPAN.
Formerroommate Andrew, etc... you're like the Miami Dolphins. I've watched more exciting things on CSPAN.
# posted by : 8:29 PM
: 8:29 PM
Hey toby or "squatch".
You sure are trying to save face here this evening.
Ive never heard of you weighing in so much on one spot on HCwDB.
Youre not helping yourself here bro.
Roll with the puches, let the pic cycle through, the world isnt over.
Or keep doing that head rub you do trying to think of clever words and comebacks fulled by embarassement.
Its not so bad.
Emily wanted to send in the pic of you wearing your Kobe bryant jersey (with your cool arm band tattoo showing while you flex those muscles) and your Raiders hat with your rings and jewelry on and the Kissy Face, but I told her that could be ruthless.
Gimme some credit, I kinda saved you.
And by the way, didnt you infact piss my couch in the basement twice and the floor in the family room when you were passed out, and one of those was only 9:30 in the evening, I might add.
Did you forget?
Andrew
You sure are trying to save face here this evening.
Ive never heard of you weighing in so much on one spot on HCwDB.
Youre not helping yourself here bro.
Roll with the puches, let the pic cycle through, the world isnt over.
Or keep doing that head rub you do trying to think of clever words and comebacks fulled by embarassement.
Its not so bad.
Emily wanted to send in the pic of you wearing your Kobe bryant jersey (with your cool arm band tattoo showing while you flex those muscles) and your Raiders hat with your rings and jewelry on and the Kissy Face, but I told her that could be ruthless.
Gimme some credit, I kinda saved you.
And by the way, didnt you infact piss my couch in the basement twice and the floor in the family room when you were passed out, and one of those was only 9:30 in the evening, I might add.
Did you forget?
Andrew
# posted by : 8:37 PM
: 8:37 PM
I feel I must quote the Geico caveman here.
"What?"
Grab some sleep, 'Andrew'. We no comprende Retard. Si?
You'll feel better in the morning.
"What?"
Grab some sleep, 'Andrew'. We no comprende Retard. Si?
You'll feel better in the morning.
# posted by : 8:46 PM
: 8:46 PM
Hey toby.
I like how within the past hour, youve kicked emily, jen, becca, liz, and jon off your myspace friends.
You fucking dork
I like how within the past hour, youve kicked emily, jen, becca, liz, and jon off your myspace friends.
You fucking dork
# posted by : 9:04 PM
: 9:04 PM
Andrew,
Squatch is right.
You suck as an internet troll.
Almost as much as you suck as a top.
I'm breaking up with you.
I'm putting your things in a couple of Hefty bags and driving over to Nicole's in a few minutes. You can get them in the morning.
You bastard. I thought you were special.
I'm keeping the French press, however. And also the loofa.
And maybe that pastel paisley throw we got at Kohls. It looks so pretty on the loveseat in the sunroom.
Have a nice life.
Squatch is right.
You suck as an internet troll.
Almost as much as you suck as a top.
I'm breaking up with you.
I'm putting your things in a couple of Hefty bags and driving over to Nicole's in a few minutes. You can get them in the morning.
You bastard. I thought you were special.
I'm keeping the French press, however. And also the loofa.
And maybe that pastel paisley throw we got at Kohls. It looks so pretty on the loveseat in the sunroom.
Have a nice life.
Aw, Il.
I'm sorry it didn't work out. Don't worry, brah. You've got us here for support.
(Dude! You scored a French press! Awwwwesome!)
I'm sorry it didn't work out. Don't worry, brah. You've got us here for support.
(Dude! You scored a French press! Awwwwesome!)
# posted by : 9:10 PM
: 9:10 PM
hey il choadrino, you wouldnt by any chance think you are clever and funny, do you?
You have some of the most original comedy ever. Im impressed. You must put all that on paper when it comes to you. Do you share that with your co-workers?
Listen, Im not affected by the comments by you people on here.
I have my life together, I have great things ahead, and it feels nice.
Sat what you all say and have fun doing it.
The bottom line is, one of your own has a pic on HCwDB and Im sure more than just squatch is a douche hiding behind the computer screen.
You make fun of your own.
Atleast squatch does.
You have some of the most original comedy ever. Im impressed. You must put all that on paper when it comes to you. Do you share that with your co-workers?
Listen, Im not affected by the comments by you people on here.
I have my life together, I have great things ahead, and it feels nice.
Sat what you all say and have fun doing it.
The bottom line is, one of your own has a pic on HCwDB and Im sure more than just squatch is a douche hiding behind the computer screen.
You make fun of your own.
Atleast squatch does.
# posted by : 9:19 PM
: 9:19 PM
you motherfuckers that Sasquatch is my ex-roommate take the photo down or i will have a proud gay man delete your page or i might have my MySpace friends fuckup this site and make it bleed like your urethra after your ISP representative gets through pounding your ass when you visit him in the HCwDB comments you motherfucking dorks
# posted by : 9:22 PM
: 9:22 PM
Don't cry for me, pfah and squatch.
The truth is, I never loved Andrew.
All through my wild days -- my mad existence -- I kept my promise. And now he can keep his distance.
He was a semi-decent fuck with a Macy's account. We only shopped at Kohls for the bric-a-brac that filled our (my) lovely home.
I can sleep at night. And thanks to Andrew, I sleep on 600 thread-count Martha Stewart sheets. With coordinating shams.
Who's the BITCH now, huh?
The truth is, I never loved Andrew.
All through my wild days -- my mad existence -- I kept my promise. And now he can keep his distance.
He was a semi-decent fuck with a Macy's account. We only shopped at Kohls for the bric-a-brac that filled our (my) lovely home.
I can sleep at night. And thanks to Andrew, I sleep on 600 thread-count Martha Stewart sheets. With coordinating shams.
Who's the BITCH now, huh?
G'night, all.
Been fun playin', Andr... Proud... Rand... whoever you are.
Don't let the douchebags bite!
Been fun playin', Andr... Proud... Rand... whoever you are.
Don't let the douchebags bite!
# posted by : 9:28 PM
: 9:28 PM
holy shit andrew.....you are the most amazing, clever bastard i have ever been witness to. seriously. you're like bond-sneaky. you have all kinds of dirt. way to go super spy! you are awesome.
now, shut up.
you are boring and talentless. i am happy that you have your life together. keep up the good work.
the 'bottom line' is that you are weak enough to screw with one of your old friends/roomate.
and that speaks volumes about what kind of person you are.
unless, of course, he fucked your girlfriend or shat in your clothes hamper. then, he's a total dick and deserving of the shit you are lumping on him.
if not, fuck off and shut up.
now, shut up.
you are boring and talentless. i am happy that you have your life together. keep up the good work.
the 'bottom line' is that you are weak enough to screw with one of your old friends/roomate.
and that speaks volumes about what kind of person you are.
unless, of course, he fucked your girlfriend or shat in your clothes hamper. then, he's a total dick and deserving of the shit you are lumping on him.
if not, fuck off and shut up.
# posted by : 9:29 PM
: 9:29 PM << Home
