And a side order of side-thigh. Thank you... You're welcome...
 

raspberry hottie is faaaantastic...
 

Jesus - it's a flesh tsunami.
 

Little Kenny looks like a cross between wannabe Hef loungewear 'Bag and Mutant Turtles inspired, circa 1988 ninja dress up. His forehead would be improved by a mandana...
 

oh my god. it's ricky's brother.
 

i think this is a "bedroom-themed" bar. all the guys are wearing robes and the girls are wearing lingerie that should hit the floor immediately.

i'm with you mitch. the raspberry tart is all kind of sweet.
 

I'm trying to figure out what's going on here. Other than goodness.

Kenny? Oh. THERE you are. I didn't notice you at first. Or second. Or third for that matter... Anyway. Kenny, your robe is really kinda dumb, but if it's working for you, you just keep working it.

I don't think he's a douche. Just Damn Lucky! Kenny, you have my blessings. Now excuse me while I live vicariously through you.
 

not that i have been rigorously studying this picture or anything....but it looks to me that if the camera were to have been positioned a bit lower, we'd be gazing directly into ms. raspberry's veejayjay.

unless DB1 cropped the photo to make it more appropriate. and by 'appropriate', i mean 'please post the uncropped photo'. it's Vagina Thursday in most parts of the country.
 

what a lucky prick! as jealous as all of us are at first sight of this undeserving piece of wank, i fail to see any signs of the scrote.. no hand gesture, no gel in the hair, no jesus bling (thats visible)...

and while i would never knock raspberry tart out of the bed, i would gladly waste more time failing to impress black garters on the right with her soft pillows of heaven sent boobage... at least for another 5 or 10 years until those lovely funbags took a nose-dive for her ankles and said hello to her belly button.
 

Raspberry hott is actually Katherine McPhee. Her album tanked and she's got to pay the studio fees somehow.
 

right HC literally has a rack - nay, a SHELF. It's more fascinating than sexy; it should be studied and talked about by MENSA members and noted physicists who should then deliver a white paper on it. Plus Mercury Marine should take a stab, what with their motorboating expertise.

Pfah, Mitch: Back off from Raspberry Delight. She's mine, ight? Because she has than little tendon sticking out; like that little toothpick bone you see on chicken legs. But much hotter. I'll have to hide my lap everytime I eat a chicken leg now. Dammit.

Raven Hott is considerate enough to catch the wax drainage from Earnest Borgnine Jr's right ear, as her twin sis does the hindlick maneuver on her.

What in the HELL are those two guys in the back talking about that makes them oblivious to this spectacle? Unless they are MENSA members discuss shelf life....
 

Pfah is dead-on, DB1. Undo "crop" command and post. It's not just the right thing to do; it's the MORAL high ground.
 

Yeah, probably not a 'bag, but I'm not totally sure. The only thing I am sure about is that there's no way in hell he's scoring with any of those chicks. Oh, I'm also sure about boobies. And inner thighs.
 

I was wondering what happened to Malcolm in the middle. Dude you may not be the boss of me ...but your a luckey bastard in my book, paycheck well spent.
I do believe its Vagina Thursday here in Texas so make with the spread eagle DB1...WTH
 

@darksock....that "little tendon" isn't quite so little my dear friend. in fact, it looks strong enough to snap your neck.

and what a way to go. i'm pretty sure that's a direct way into heaven.

God: so darksock, it looks like you were performing cunnilingus on Raspberry Delight and were doing such a great job that she flexed her legs and broke your neck. is that right?

Darksock: yes sir.

God: well, i really have no choice but to invite you into heaven. welcome. there's marilyn monroe. feel free to eat her box. or Lady Diana. i hear she's a fucking wildcat in bed.

Darksock: ok. it's really nice to be here.


yeah, that's pretty much how it'd go.
 

*wipes up puddle of drool from around his keyboard*

Um...uh...*slobber*...*slurp*...

What a way to start the day, greeted with this multitude of very feminine females...I think my underwear just catapulted across the room...which is pretty amazing, especially with pants on.

*goes to get the winch to put his tongue and jaw back into place*
 

At lunchtime today I'm going to take a drive over to the Great Lakes Mall here in Northeast Ohio, casually stroll through the gallery until I reach Victoria's Secret. Then I'm going to amass as many fish net stockings and silk negligees as I can, take off my clothes and roll around this pile of women's under garments.
All the while I'll be visualizing the women in this picture.
If I happen to ejaculate while doing this then so be it.
 

@plinky ill meet you there. just hold the ejaculate.
 

Not a bag but he was definately carrying a tray before having another server take a quick picture.
 

@plinky.... just how long of a lunchhour do you get?

if i was you, i'd just call in sick for the rest of the day. you'd look a bit odd walking into a meeting with a garter and bra stuck to your pants.
 

@ bcs

I'll meet you there, but you have to stay in your own pile. We're not pulling a scene from Borat where two naked men wrestle then run around in public. Plus I don't want you touching my backpussy.

@ pfah

I get a whole, full hour for lunch. Lucky me! But today I think I'm going to take 3 hours.
 

All these girls are so hot they look like they got hit in the ass with a bag of hammers.
The grin on that kid sums it all up. He's saying "holy shit my buddies will never believe this, I have to get a picture".
Since Plinky took my idea, I'll have to be satisfied with going to South DC, picking up 4 crack whores dressed in Michael Vick jerseys and hot pants, and having them steal my wallet.
 

@danny noonan

Whoa, whoa, whoa buddy ... your's is a way better idea. Can we switch?
I'll let the crack whores steal my wallet AND kick me in the balls.
 

This picture was actually taken at Little Kenny's Make a Douche Foundation event. This was his final wish before he died of full blown scrotitis.
 

so, what's it gonna be DB1?

are you going to post the untouched photo or not?

remember, it's Vagina Thursday.
 

Maybe raspberry hott didnt shave the right side of her hooha so DB1 was doing us all a favor. Give me the buxom one holding the leg any day of the week. Those sideboobs have my name all over them. Douche Hefner spent his whole months salary to get a pic like this.
 

@plinky:

No fair, I'm on the east coast and my lunch already passed and my wallet was already stolen, along with my sense of self-worth. Damn riverfront hookers.
 

Is that Robyn, the boy wonderbag?

I have a feeling that 2 seconds after this picture was snapped, the dam finally burst and Raspberry's nips were exposed. Dammit.
 

Kenny has that subtle "I just jerked off and blew my load all over raspberries back and she hasn't even noticed yet" look in his eye. After close examination and by examination I mean pulling on doctors scrubs, latex gloves and applying a generous amount of anal lube to my index finger I have discovered that Ms. Raspberry does indeed make my jizz shoot farther and faster than bullet from a .30-06. There appears to be a considerable delta of hott between raspberry and the other contestants for my sample.
 

Dark hair in the middle looks like, when she fucks, she causes as much pain as pleasure. Maybe more. Which is fine with me. 'Cause I've been bad. Oh so very bad.
 

I bet her vagina has more extended skin on it than Ed's jowls
 

danny noonan

I've been to D.C. countless times. Love that city. However, I wouldn't drive through the southside in Ed's car if somebody paid me! And we all know Ed's car is bullet proof and bomb proof because he's got about a million anons hatin' on him.
That, and his car looks like the pimp mobile from Escape From New York. It's got the chandelier headlights and everything.
 

Don't make me think of Ed in that way.....oooooo, Ed.....
 

You may be right, Pfah; time to start stickin' some finger-lickin' chicken.
 

I hear Ed drives a Rhino. You know, that super reactive-armored maddencruiser they use to get Condi Rice from Bahgdad airport to the Green Zone.

Now that would be awesome. Ed, tell me that's how you roll. And it would be a lot better if Mama Fratelli from Goonies was your driver. I'm just saying.
 

Ed probably drives a bicycle to work.

lol. that's a funny thought.
 

hott on the right is a 10 in my book. 'nuff said.
 

There's a douche in this picture???
 

This collection of funbags and hooha makes me proud to be alive. Definitely just about the greatest collection of hot I've seen in my short tenure here.

Thank you DB1. I will now go name some drain babies after you and this wonderful picture.
 

WOW, that's a whole lot of hott.
 

The chick to the right is Southern Brooke, Raspberry looks like Kate's Playground, and the other two are familiar for some reason...google the names and reap the rewards that the internet bestows upon you. This douche is probably at an after party of a tradeshow.
 

Why can't this be me! noooooo!

All all about DB1 posting the uncropped image... Cmon man... hook us up.

I still have my pants on...honest...
 

thanks, DB1, for a second there i forgot what jealousy felt like.

Raspberry Hott dominates all hotties on this site, hands down
 

I think Kat might be onto something. Good eye Kat.

And with that I mean you must be a bigger connoisseur of porn than even the TnD...and that is something to say.

I salute your porn prowess!
 

Anon 12:20, I beg to differ....

Scroll down to the bottom left and see "HCWDB contributor Douchetorious' future ex wife. Now imagine her in the raspberry outfit. Raspberry is only hott because her legs are open and we get a glimpse of the cooter. I would still take the one holding her leg over her. I like em meaty.
 

Uncrop it!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEase...UHM...sorry
 

b.a.g--raspberry is meaty, the one holding her leg is just fat
 

I feel obligated to point out that a 1988 vintage would actually result in 17 Year old Boobie Bottles. And that's a little below the drinking age, if you catch my drift.

Boobies.
 

Rob - ur maf skilz r, um, gud.

Don't forget to carry the 1, divide by the greatest common denominator, and get a fuggin calculator.

1988+17=2005
1988+19=2007

Don't mess with people that do the legal/not legal calculations on a regular basis...

...and, to clarify, it's because I was a bartender.

And I love young, impressionable, yet legal hoo hoo that doesn't know any better than to stay away from people like me.
 

Anon say what you will about leg holder, but she is sizzling hott. But that's not to say that raspberry isn't nice, she is just ok. Plus i'm not a fishnet kinda guy. Leg holder just floats my boat. The one closest to the bag is sexy as hell too, but she's closest to the bag. To see her I'd have to see the douche too. Not cool.
 

I'll boobie the boobies on the right. The leg holdin boobies. Wow boobies. I'll bet middle hot is good in bed.
 

OH......GOOD.....GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Whoa.

I agree with bcs.

This is Ricky's kid brother. Lucky bastard.

Any chance this pic can get its own shrine???
 

I don't think that rasberry is kate. Kate's chin is pointy and Gates O'Heaven has a square chin.

Ah luuuuvs me some o that tendon, tho!
 

Holy smokes, this is Colin Cowherd's son...you know, ESPN Radio: http://www.rateitall.com/itemimages/280175.jpg

Enough with the lucky schmuck. Wow, would I like to nibble on rasberry's thigh tendon. And I will call the heavy duty HC on the right Titney Stevens in honor of one of my favorite "actresses."
 

The rasberry is Ntalie Sparks, the one holding her legs is Southern Brooke, Craving Carmen and Ashley are the other 2.
 

i researched and you are correct 5:58. you know way too much about porn.
 

anon at 5:58 is a God for identifying Raspberry Hott as Natalie Sparks. She is truly a hott.

Southern Brooke has big boobs. They look much better in that boustier than flappin' free in the wind. Trust me on that.
 

tj, i like pendulous tits. want to see the elephant ears...
 

bustysouthernbrooke.com is $29.95/mo?? where's teh 3 day preview for $1.95? terrible, but thanks for the heads up porn conoisseur
 

oh my. I can't even be pissed, angered, or annoyed b any potential douche in this picture. My eyes just do not perceive him there. HOT.
 

I was at this party, it was in deed at the playboy mansion!!