Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Joe
I can't get too worked up about everyday average Joe here. Sure he's got all the signs of uber-douche, from the low cut shirt, to the ancient Sanskrit prayer on his left shoulder. The combo mandana + hip-hop rosary + sideways peace sign.
Even the rare tri-chin-pubes formation.
But something tells me his name is Joe, he works at CostCo, and he's very helpful if you need to find a 1265 oz. bottle of dishwashing detergent.
And really. How can I diss on Joe at CostCo?
The hott, however, revs my motor like a test drive Vespa.
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it looks like leonardo da vinci wrote some notes on this kid's jacket.
speaking of leonardo, did you guys know that The Codex Leicester is the only major scientific work of leonardo's in private hands?
it's owned by bill gates.
true story.
bill gates is the antichrist.
speaking of leonardo, did you guys know that The Codex Leicester is the only major scientific work of leonardo's in private hands?
it's owned by bill gates.
true story.
bill gates is the antichrist.
# posted by 
: 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
I work in a research lab and I swear that's a lab coat Joe's wearing as a blazer. On the shoulder there appears to be the protocol for the preparation of solutions for a transcardial perfusion of an adult rat....Joe really likes his lab job.
Ethnic hottie.....nice!
Ethnic hottie.....nice!
Would someone with photoshop skillzz please add to this picture a single feather sticking up from the back of this guy's head, and put a hookah in his left hand?
Oh, and would you please add to the background a caterpillar sitting on a mushroom cap and smoking a peace pipe and a white rabbit looking up Alice's skirt?
Thank you very
Oh, and would you please add to the background a caterpillar sitting on a mushroom cap and smoking a peace pipe and a white rabbit looking up Alice's skirt?
Thank you very
WTF? Who is this guy's stylist? I imagine he used his CostCo card and employee discount on that mass-produced douche blazer. Someone grab me an XL in gray. I love me some ambiguous ethnic vajayjay and apparently the look attracts it.
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
Peace indeed, E-douche.
Can I have some of your cocoa-puffs necklace? I appear to be clean out of cocoa puffs.
Gents careful what you say about Pablo Escobar's daughter. You might get a columbian necktie.
Can I have some of your cocoa-puffs necklace? I appear to be clean out of cocoa puffs.
Gents careful what you say about Pablo Escobar's daughter. You might get a columbian necktie.
It's when they cut your throat, then pull down your tongue and stick it through the opening. It sends a message that is both intimidating and fun: It says, don't fuck with me, but if you do, at least wear a fucking tie dude. Columbian drug lords are notoriously picky about wearing a necktie.
the most dangerous type of douche.... dorky dude who wants to look douche because he thinks douche is cool. sub-douche category of life form.
# posted by : 9:08 AM
: 9:08 AM
I think i know that chick. Stephanie may be her name. Dates a small time hollywood director named James Hergot....I could be wrong though
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
How can you possibly give this guy a pass ? Would any normal non brain damaged person appear in public looking like that ? What is missing "douchbag" tattoo on his forehead? Oh right you wouldn't see it because of the mandanna. I know I have one to match with every sport coat I own (OK I don't really own any but that's beside the point)
# posted by : 9:55 AM
: 9:55 AM
@ danny
Pfah verbally assualted Toby's ... errrr, squatch's ex roommate after squatch's ex-roommate decided to get cute by posting a pic of squatch and talking shit about him.
It's alright squatch, we're with you brah. With you all the way. Just please don't get mad when we drag you into an intervention ...
Pfah verbally assualted Toby's ... errrr, squatch's ex roommate after squatch's ex-roommate decided to get cute by posting a pic of squatch and talking shit about him.
It's alright squatch, we're with you brah. With you all the way. Just please don't get mad when we drag you into an intervention ...
ahhhh you mistake the ancient Sanskrit prayer on his left shoulder for what it actually is....its the recipe for creating the faggiest choad fuck you can possibly make.
# posted by : 6:44 PM
: 6:44 PM
@ darksock: It was ugly fun. Pfah pulled out the best lines.
@pfah: I owe you a drink, man. You were awesome.
@pfah: I owe you a drink, man. You were awesome.
@il choadrino
Never mind leaving me out, I just want the drink. Make mine a Black Velvet and ginger-ale in a very tall glass. Actually, make that two doubles. I'll pay for the second. And third. And fourth. And fifth. And ... ... ... {until I blackout}
[next morning]
[next afternoon]
[next evening]
[next night]
[following morning]
[following afternoon]
[follwoing evening]
I wake up and start over. Black Velvet and ginger-ale, a double in a very tall glass. Then a second, a third, a fourth, a fifth ... infinity.
Good times.
Never mind leaving me out, I just want the drink. Make mine a Black Velvet and ginger-ale in a very tall glass. Actually, make that two doubles. I'll pay for the second. And third. And fourth. And fifth. And ... ... ... {until I blackout}
[next morning]
[next afternoon]
[next evening]
[next night]
[following morning]
[following afternoon]
[follwoing evening]
I wake up and start over. Black Velvet and ginger-ale, a double in a very tall glass. Then a second, a third, a fourth, a fifth ... infinity.
Good times.
Uhhhhh, What?
I think you missed something DB1. This guy sucks, he's got a fucking pube dribble, mated with a trimmed Mutton, or in other words "face abuse."
I'd put right hand gray, left hand boob on tan Selma.
HCwDB of the week material.
-eradicatoor
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I think you missed something DB1. This guy sucks, he's got a fucking pube dribble, mated with a trimmed Mutton, or in other words "face abuse."
I'd put right hand gray, left hand boob on tan Selma.
HCwDB of the week material.
-eradicatoor
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