DQ. Gaybags. Sorry.
 

Hmm. I thought gaybags didn't count.

But, then again... They 'bagged up Bert and Ernie!? What next, the Little Mermaid flashing her tits in New Orleans at Mardi Gras while Gepetto doggie-bags her and a Pinocchio, in full-guido mode, dances around like a chimp on Ecstasy, pretending his nose is a vibrator with rabbit ears?

Why not Snow White with a clit piercing? Or Speed Racer with a bunch of prison tatts and a permanent pucker-puss? Or Donald Duck with NO FRIGGIN' PANTS!!!

(Um. Scratch that last one...)
 

Little Mermaid's tits? Snow White with a clit piercing? Where???

...

Dammit Squatch...getting my hopes up like that...back to watching Hairspray, just to see Amanda Bynes tied to her bed.

*drools*
 

If the Pilgrims had eaten bobcats instead of turkey, we'd all be having pussy for Thanksgiving.
 

My Thanksgivings will be tainted forevermore thanks to the double-jointed hand gestures and topless hotties of the 'Bagsgiver.

I was hooked and damned by HCwDB last November. So, thank and fuck you, DB1, for simultaneously providing a high quality community service and public disturbance.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving
 

My God. I usd to love Bert and Ernie when I was a kid. This has tained the memory forever.

At least Kermit and Gonzo still have their self respect.

Happy Turkey Day, Everyone!
 

Is it my imagination, or does Ernie have tits?
 

If those are tits they are sagging pretty bad. Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow readers and to you DB1. I hope you are having some great turkey and Purg Hottie for dessert!
 

what a great and disturbing pic. It has everything a thanksgiving bag hunter could need.. Hand gesture (the rare 4 fingered hand shocker), bling, sunglasses (albeit out doors), douchey spiked hair, a bag sandwich of a young beauty queen hott, there is even a friggin turkey in there and an oversized saxaphone for good measure!? This feels like a holiday dream, I need to pinch myself, and when I say pinch myself.. I mean throw up on my turkey print bib. Maybe this should be the new architype. Grieco has nothing on the Sesame. It is HoS worthy.. you have ruined my childhood but unlocked a whole new world of scrote. If you get a kermit/ms. piggy pic up.. I just might implode.

thanks... you bastard, I think I need my mommy now..

scrotacus
 

I've been choking my turkey all week to get ready for Thanksgiving.
 

Rubber douchie, you're the one
You make scroting lots of fun.