Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, November 30, 2007

Friday Haiku

Makeup Emo Smirks,
His Retro 80s ruse worked.
Eye shadow worth cost.

How many emos
Needed to change a bulb? None!
He sits in the dark.

-- duke of douchester

the make-up counter
at Nordstrom has exploded
all over his head.

-- pfah

Flock of Seagulls mop
Eye banging a dude. Run cutie,
run so far away

-- marcos douchebagdatis

Simon Lebon's son
Scoring chicks because of dad
Douchey like the Wolf

-- plinky

Grab my black shoulder
I will probe your backside to
search for dark entry

-- rev. douche

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:53 AM

Comments:

All blame belongs
solely to Robert Smith's
eighties band The Cure

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 AM

She wore hoop earings
Not for style purposes, but
For ankle support

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 AM

Eye makeup is gay
especially on males.
Hott, why kiss homo?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

How many emos
Needed to change a bulb? None!
He sits in the dark.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

Striped stares on
with disbelieving eyes
at emo and hott.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

I'm a bit confused...
With his hair perfectly done,
Why wear a hoodie?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

What's that noise outside?
Raccoon in my garbage can
Never throw out Hott.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

Robert Smith looks like
He's seen better days than this
So much for rehab

If blond hott doesn't
Keep blowing into his ear
Vaccuum-head implodes

# posted by

Batou : 7:23 AM

Must be Robert smiths kid, I can only assume that there is no cure.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

the make-up counter
at Nordstrom has exploded
all over his head.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

Where is ghost nipple
when you need a good smiting?
Is the hott smitten?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:24 AM

'Bag cares not for Hott,
He rolls one eye in disgust.
Her kiss is wasted.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:24 AM

Flock of Seagulls mop
Eye banging a dude
Run cutie,run so far away

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:24 AM

how does emo douche
snag Hayden Panettiere
fuck this fucking guy

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 AM

A gay Wrestler?
has on more makeup than hott
yet she still kissed him

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 AM

His and hers lipstick
perfectly matched for today
makes me hurkey.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 AM

didn't the Beatles
sing a song about this guy?
yeah. Rocky Raccoon.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

Simon Lebon's son
Scoring chicks because of dad
Douchey like the Wolf

# posted by

plinky : 7:26 AM

Shoegazer music-
Mark E. Smith's douche legacy.
This bag wears it well.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:27 AM

Queer Eye for Straight Guy
Has gone a little too far
Straight guy now queer guy

# posted by

plinky : 7:28 AM

he tried really hard
to piss me off this morning
and it fucking worked

what happens monday
when this homo goes to work
for your kids grade school

yeah i took it there
he may dress normally then
weekends he "comes out"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:28 AM

Oh, my fucking god.
What a homo, emo, douche
Please, someone shoot him.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

Lesbian couple?
Lipstick kisses her butch's
makeup coated face.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

Don't understand kids
What's with guys' makeup these days?
Gen X-box is douche

# posted by

plinky : 7:30 AM

Black nails irritate
As do dudes in eye make-up
Her boob? not so much

# posted by

ed : 7:32 AM

She whispers to him:
"You fucking em.bar.ass. me!
You look like tranny"

# posted by

plinky : 7:32 AM

What do you get when
hair dye and voltage are mixed?
Light socket hairdo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:33 AM

It's an emo douche
Self-aware, but won't fix it
He loaths himself.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

A hoodie I see?!?
It's now a fact hoodies suck
Sign of a douchebag

# posted by

plinky : 7:35 AM

The Cure bag is fag
J Lo hottie is sexy
Friday I’m in love

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

"Do you use Sassoon?"
Hott's not kissing him, mearly
Sniffing the 'bag's hair.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

A 90's Boy George
Hideous hair and makeup
Her lips disgust me

# posted by

Don Choadle : 7:37 AM

They ignored dress code.
Someone flag the bouncer down.
Get them outta here!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

Robert Smith fagmo
Hair dark, face orange but soft
loves females not
__________________________

Hott seeks tortured male
Soul dark as his Mercedes
False alarm emo fruit
__________________________

Grab my black shoulder
I will probe your backside to
search for dark entry

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

Wearing a hoodie
Has a woody
For a guy who works at Sam Goody

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:40 AM

Robert Palmer 'bag
Played drums in that video
Addicted to Douche

# posted by

ed : 7:42 AM

I hope her black nails
Are poisoned daggers waiting
To murder this 'bag.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

Baby, it's okay!
You look good good with my makeup...
Now let's slit our wrists.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

Gothic eye make-up
Seems just wrong with spray-on tan
Douchebag of the night...

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:44 AM

This kid's dad is pissed
He wanted a Scott, not Jane
Son removed from will

# posted by

plinky : 7:45 AM

We have secretly
Replaced the grey hottie's date
With douchebag crystals.

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:48 AM

Mike has some issues
Realized he's in wrong body
Next week breast implants

# posted by

plinky : 7:50 AM

Shellac in the hair
Greasy as the day is long
Emo 'Bag is born

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:52 AM

I remember Goth.
I was cool the first time 'round.
Ian Curtis' dead.

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:54 AM

Morrissey has changed
His hair but still hangs poopy
Anal beads 'round neck.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

To the Hott with hoops:
Please listen to my advice,
Don't open your eyes.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

Hayden Panettiere
Get away from Morrissey
He's gay anyway

# posted by

mola ram : 7:58 AM

Cute little smirk, bud
It goes well with your make up
Got the matching purse?

# posted by

plinky : 8:03 AM

Goth's easy for Douche,
His soul is already black.
Now to bleeth Hott's soul...

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:04 AM

Guy is next big thing
In the crazy fashion world
Making coats for dogs

# posted by

plinky : 8:08 AM

Hoop Hott hopes it’s Pete
Showing slice of black bra strap
Wish boobs fall out boy

# posted by

Josh Douchehamel : 8:12 AM

This look was okay,
For R. Smith in the eighties.
You sir, are no Smith.

Aw, was your dad mean?
Did he slap you around some?
Get over it, fag.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:16 AM

Douchebag's eye shadow
applied Pris-style with airbrush
Fake gay sometimes works

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:18 AM

guitar center scrote
just get me some blank cd's
before violence

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 AM

seagulls flock, doves cry
i wonder if the one hit
could be fist to face

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:36 AM

He fucks Fish Slap,
happily he awaits
anal destruction.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:40 AM

Chick's got potential
I'd like to see her boobies
Him in body-bag

# posted by

ed : 10:00 AM

Fake eyelash on bed
Lipstick and teeth marks on sheets
This guy bites pillows

# posted by

plinky : 10:09 AM

dance dance, hair for rent
baby batter of boys falls..
out on clown make-up

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:58 AM

meat head frats go emo
alter ego of fish slap
panic in the douche

confused young lassie
and australopithecus
with angular hair

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:54 PM

I'll dangle my cock,
Fishing for fellatio.
She'll kiss anything.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:24 PM

In the background, the
chick with glasses convulses.
She has better taste.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:26 PM

She wants her hair pulled.
He's too weak from blood letting.
I'll step to the plate.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:46 PM

Sunset Strip London
Collide for fashion no no's
Mascara bleeds blue

~hott_tron 3000

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:22 PM

This comment has been removed by the author.

# posted by

a douche by any other name : 2:36 PM

This comment has been removed by the author.

# posted by

a douche by any other name : 2:40 PM

It's a Magic Eye
Stare long enough and you'll see
The ways he should die.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:35 PM

Very sad showing...
I remember glory days
Of a hundred posts.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:45 PM

who takes style tips from boy george these days?

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:41 PM

ROOSTER WANK!!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:10 PM

I'd like to call him Glen Douchzig...sort of a Misfits thing going on here...for if he only knew.

# posted by

Adamoda14 : 7:02 PM

I believe he's a frontman in a goth/rock/pop band from New York.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:44 AM

He looks like one of those ultra-faggoty fags who I have to put up with whenever my wife stops by to get her mascara at MAC.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:14 AM

flock of homo

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:32 AM

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