Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, November 23, 2007

Friday Haiku

Middle fingers cry,
For hott thigh and worthy abs,
yet lost to huge ass.

Finger rage caused by
Total lack of fashion sense
Except for boobies

-- dion didouchie

Grey Goose is on shelf,
Lightning bolts and veins on jeans,
Someone help these two.

-- bill bellidouchechick

Magnificent rack!
Juicy and delectable!
Nice Thanksgiving hams

-- ed

I would love to eat
My Thanksgiving leftovers
Off the hott's belly

-- douche almighty

Flick-me-off-Fergie?
Little Playboy tan decal?
Blow it out your ass.

-- boatbutter

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:16 AM

Comments:

Finger rage caused by
Total lack of fashion sense
Except for boobies

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:52 AM

Grey Goose is on shelf,
Lightning bolts and veins on jeans,
Someone help these two.

# posted by

Unknown : 6:53 AM

Jessica Simpson?
With career in the shitter,
Has become a bleeth

# posted by

ed : 7:00 AM

Antisocial signs
Numerous indicators
Douche Generation

# posted by

ed : 7:03 AM

These two sicken me
I just vomited turkey
Wasted Thanksgiving

# posted by

ed : 7:06 AM

I just noticed it,
Douchebag sporting a white belt
Darksock's favorite

# posted by

ed : 7:09 AM

Magnificent rack!
Juicy and delectable!
Nice Thanksgiving hams

# posted by

ed : 7:12 AM

I would love to eat
My Thanksgiving leftovers
Off the hott's belly

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Flick-me-off-Fergie?
Little Playboy tan decal?
Blow it out your ass.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:14 AM

Sting's younger brother,
Retarded and annoying
But still gets the chicks

# posted by

ed : 7:15 AM

Quaint little kitchen.
Cereal, whey powder, Goose.
Breakfast of douchebags.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:15 AM

Number of fingers
displayed equals number of
brain cells for these two

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:16 AM

Renuzit by trash
Can't mask the stench of these two.
Two more bite the dust.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:17 AM

Boatbutter is back
Abandoned limerick day
Family before douche

Clever wit was missed
Having stuffed face with turkey,
Jump on in brother

# posted by

ed : 7:23 AM

Jobsite trailer moved.
Email & web access down.
It's nice to be back!

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:26 AM

What is she wearing?
Voltron pants with matching hat?
Not sure which is worse.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:29 AM

Hey babe, Fergie called,
She wants her attitude back.
And her stupid pants.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:30 AM

Even Palmolive
Can't clean up the grease these two
Will leave on the floor.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:32 AM

"You flicking me off?"
Travis Bickle asks these two.
Bang. Bang. Two bodies.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:34 AM

It is sad to say
Hottie's even douchier
Than choad next to her.

Arch Douche Ferdinand

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:40 AM

Ed and boatbutter
post too many bad haikus
please stop it, you suck

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:31 AM

Stare into toilet
What you may see may just be
Less shitty than they

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:24 AM

South of shameful hat.
North of embarrasing pants.
How my compass points.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:57 AM

fashion tip for hott
hollow-tip bullet for choad
christmas list complete

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:59 AM

Anon has been bad
Lacks the holiday spirit
Santa brings switches

# posted by

ed : 10:08 AM

Anon has been bad
Lacks the holiday spirit
Santa brings switches

# posted by

ed : 10:08 AM

Ed pushed button twice
Been drinking too much egg nog
Anon got slammed twice

# posted by

ed : 10:10 AM

Pants: two-hundred bucks.
Boobies: Daddy's credit card.
'Bag-lady: Always!

Scrotacus

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:11 AM

Santa checked list twice
Anon will get lump of coal
But deserves much less

# posted by

ed : 10:12 AM

With Christmas spirit
Ed's wish for anon this year...
A sense of humor

# posted by

ed : 10:17 AM

Drunken rooster clucks,
mating call to hen pecked hott.
Perfect match, in hell!

scrotacus

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:18 AM

pants look familiar
where have I seen that design
oh yeah.. bukkake

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:33 AM

female douche annoys
he's Linkin Park's biggest fan
break both their fingers

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:40 AM

Mister Ed's secret
peanut butter placed in mouth
carrot placed in ass

and internet's Ed
uses same stimulation
talking horse, indeed

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:41 AM

@ anonymous
" 'Bag-lady" trumps "douchebaguette"
We have a new word!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:42 AM

Remarkable hottie.
But too far gone. Rescue moot.
Torch the whole building.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:53 AM

@ baron von goolo 10:42
thanks.. may the new word spread like wild fire all over the dried up douche fields that blanket the internet.

Scrotacus

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:58 AM

Douche rosary bling.
Shouldn't it be burning him?
Where's Father Merrin?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:59 AM

anon @ 8:31

At least your haiku
Was done with proper meter.
My feelings are hurt.

# posted by

boatbutter : 11:24 AM

"the douche ballance"
let me explain

grey goose, with protein shake next to it.

knife set, with roses next to it.

air freshner above garbage can.

The attempt to appease to hotts, and ballance Douche behavior (knifes, whey and or goose, garbage).
Its a difficult ballancing act but when executed properly, it might get you laid.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:37 AM

Ed is not funny
despite his repetition
baby jesus cries

boatbutter gets it
despite defending dumb Ed
no one is perfect

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:37 AM

I stand corrected
Occasionally, I err
Anon is correct

My haiku was bad
A haiku mea culpa
7:23

# posted by

ed : 11:38 AM

Anon is like Grinch
Heart is three sizes too small
He should drink Hemlock

# posted by

ed : 11:40 AM

From now 'till new year
Anon, take an asshole break
Wipe anger away

Lower your BP
Your heart and soul will thank you
Though Santa hates you

# posted by

ed : 11:56 AM

Boatbutter doesn't
understand why anon is
acting like douchebag.

# posted by

boatbutter : 12:03 PM

angels weep for hott
blethed beyond point of return
soul lost forever

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:33 PM

hott with drunken choad
daddy disowns forever
written out of will

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:51 PM

fake tan and choker
stupid hat and douchebag choad
distract from hott rig

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:56 PM

what is her reward
for drinking with punk poser
dunce cap and v d!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:06 PM

If there was some doubt
the Grey Goose in the back shows
that he is a douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:39 PM

once was a choad called
rooster cranium dickhead
oops, forgot haiku

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:09 PM

he swills from bottle,
it's so salty and filtered
he's drinking my piss

scrotacus

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:30 PM

This girl is smoking
I would love to lick her taint
Yea and he's a douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 PM

weep for the future
parents of America
these assholes can vote

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 11:36 PM

I had something for this worthless turd but it got stuck in the chamber

# posted by

turdacious : 12:33 PM

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