Friday, November 30, 2007
The Douchetini
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It's Friday Night and your lazy narrator in all things scrotey/shoulder, the DB1, contemplates this very equally weighted pic of overwhelming hott and underwhelming douche, and one and only one thought comes to mind.
Alcohol kills brain cells.
Which is a good thing.
I toast my cup of Night Train to another excellent week of 'bag hunting and brilliant comments in the threads from the regulars. I welcome all the newbie 'bag hunters and hotts to the site and hope you'll stick around.
If you submitted a pic and I didn't write back, I thank you for your submission and offer you a hypothetical doozer of sober busters.
I would slap an albino chicken and name him "Derek" just for the chance to gnaw on Kneeling Busty Brunette's cotton balls during her last root canal. She is a dentist drill of sweet pleasure/pain.
Pinky McFrill in the back not only has the Mark of the 'Bag, but, in case you couldn't tell, is a steaming pile of ass.
Which is why we drink. Get drinkin'.
It's Friday Night and your lazy narrator in all things scrotey/shoulder, the DB1, contemplates this very equally weighted pic of overwhelming hott and underwhelming douche, and one and only one thought comes to mind.
Alcohol kills brain cells.
Which is a good thing.
I toast my cup of Night Train to another excellent week of 'bag hunting and brilliant comments in the threads from the regulars. I welcome all the newbie 'bag hunters and hotts to the site and hope you'll stick around.
If you submitted a pic and I didn't write back, I thank you for your submission and offer you a hypothetical doozer of sober busters.
I would slap an albino chicken and name him "Derek" just for the chance to gnaw on Kneeling Busty Brunette's cotton balls during her last root canal. She is a dentist drill of sweet pleasure/pain.
Pinky McFrill in the back not only has the Mark of the 'Bag, but, in case you couldn't tell, is a steaming pile of ass.
Which is why we drink. Get drinkin'.
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The guy with his mom wearing the red dress seems to be saying, "L-l-l-l-l-l-l-lusciousssss, baby! Ohhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Mamacita in the front is lookin' niiiiiiice...
Mamacita in the front is lookin' niiiiiiice...
# posted by 
: 5:48 PM
: 5:48 PM 
Nah, I think this bar is in Albania or one of those other unfortunate Mediterranean countries the EU won't let in.
Few drinks short of a alcohol induced lobotomy myself and I must say Salma Hayek is slamming. Here's to you Salma may your bosom stay as firm as my erection. And DB to you I tip my cup of finest Rum ever produced in the Carribean. I must say I do enjoy quaffing Tortuga now that it is available stateside, no other rum can compare.
# posted by : 7:15 PM
: 7:15 PM
three cheers for hairy ethnic tail. I want to see if the landing strip is well kempt or out of hand. Now these guys, my goodness. What.A.Mess. Douche with the Cape Cod and his Dancing with the Stars outfit gets minor props for leading the terrorist entourage. Taj is licking his lips because he was recently introduced to the classic movie Scarface. "It's like a lizard, mang..." and Mikalek is popping his collar because he's a decade behind watching old blaxploitation flicks. Pink blazered fool...is he serious? Yeech. If the ethnic hotts are actually smoking these guys's poles, wow. Scary.
# posted by : 7:28 PM
: 7:28 PM
it must be saturday nite after the bullfights. 3rd 1 on the left, does he have big lips or is he licking off the bull urine ?
I would bang it out with all 4...hmmm, well maybe not the 1 in red she might be prego
I would bang it out with all 4...hmmm, well maybe not the 1 in red she might be prego
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM
*sigh*
@Plinky...i always enjoyed your witty, intelligent, and perverted commentary.
i hope you are ok, and not barely breathing in a pool of your own vomit after viewing 2 girls 1 cup.
somehow, if you can, let us know you are ok.
we're worried about you.
@Plinky...i always enjoyed your witty, intelligent, and perverted commentary.
i hope you are ok, and not barely breathing in a pool of your own vomit after viewing 2 girls 1 cup.
somehow, if you can, let us know you are ok.
we're worried about you.
# posted by : 7:37 PM
: 7:37 PM
Sometimes I wish I could read minds...
Pinky: "Hehehhehehhhh. I'm wasted and I'm wearin' pink... Wait. I'm wearing what?... Hehehehehhhh, she's hot and has a French manicure, so it's cool..."
White jacket: "Gretzky. Never heard of me? Ol' number 99? Oh, yeahhhh, baby. I scored me some touchdowns in my day. C'mon, and I'll show you some replays if you can handle it..."
Black jacket: "Shit. My abs aren't showing, are they? I knew I should have gone with it, I knew it..."
Mama's poolboy: "L-l-l-l-l-l-l-lusciousssss, baby! Ohhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmm! I so know this pic will be a fave of mine. Oh, so a fave."
Hmm. Then again...
Pinky: "Hehehhehehhhh. I'm wasted and I'm wearin' pink... Wait. I'm wearing what?... Hehehehehhhh, she's hot and has a French manicure, so it's cool..."
White jacket: "Gretzky. Never heard of me? Ol' number 99? Oh, yeahhhh, baby. I scored me some touchdowns in my day. C'mon, and I'll show you some replays if you can handle it..."
Black jacket: "Shit. My abs aren't showing, are they? I knew I should have gone with it, I knew it..."
Mama's poolboy: "L-l-l-l-l-l-l-lusciousssss, baby! Ohhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmm! I so know this pic will be a fave of mine. Oh, so a fave."
Hmm. Then again...
# posted by : 7:46 PM
: 7:46 PM
Miami Douche. I am going to start a douche squad and get Don Johnson to bust some douche. Or is Don Johnson a douche?
Seriously though, why are all their shirts so open?
I *know*.
"Douche Gordon! They're *DOUCHES*! It's what they do!"
But seriously. Last girl on the right is a 9.5. And Controlodouche has a douche death grip. He's the kind of asshole that grabs a girl by the wrist to lead her from the room.
(sigh)
Seriously though, why are all their shirts so open?
I *know*.
"Douche Gordon! They're *DOUCHES*! It's what they do!"
But seriously. Last girl on the right is a 9.5. And Controlodouche has a douche death grip. He's the kind of asshole that grabs a girl by the wrist to lead her from the room.
(sigh)
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
@ pfah
Nevermind me, where the hell is darksock? I think he should ask permission before he takes a whole day off.
Oh my god what is this ...
this is the freakiest / kinkiest wedding photo I've ever seen. Look at the slicked up groom in the black jacket and no shirt. Look at all the ta-ta's. Look at the pimped-out Pink Panther in the middle with his five o'clock shadow he's had since 9 in the morning, and his man breasts.
Look at the used car dealer at the far left. He can sell you a used piece of shit in 5 languages and hit on your wife in 7 languages. And look at the cute little polo player stuck between Pink Panther and used car guy. And by polo I mean pole smoker.
Just.look.at.these.fucking.people!!
Nevermind me, where the hell is darksock? I think he should ask permission before he takes a whole day off.
Oh my god what is this ...
this is the freakiest / kinkiest wedding photo I've ever seen. Look at the slicked up groom in the black jacket and no shirt. Look at all the ta-ta's. Look at the pimped-out Pink Panther in the middle with his five o'clock shadow he's had since 9 in the morning, and his man breasts.
Look at the used car dealer at the far left. He can sell you a used piece of shit in 5 languages and hit on your wife in 7 languages. And look at the cute little polo player stuck between Pink Panther and used car guy. And by polo I mean pole smoker.
Just.look.at.these.fucking.people!!
They must have all shopped at Scott Alexander's favorite clothing outlet! What is wrong with these people? If this is all that these poor women get to go out with .... I'd stay at home with plastic kitchen utensils and plenty of batteries!!!
Agggggggug!!!
Agggggggug!!!
where do you even buy shirts that don't come with upper buttons? And how do they all splay out like that? Magnets?
# posted by : 7:29 AM
: 7:29 AM
Having no gigs after Ricky Martin flew his bagginess starward, desperately needed marriage counseling leads boy band Menudo to meet their spouses in a "sexy stranger" role play. Luckily, when the boys walk into the after-corporate-rat-race watering hole, their hot wives are treated to carefully coordinated douchetosity.
Ah, the Captain Morgan-esque mojito-soaked fashion sense, with the looming threat of having to walk that plank of exposed grease-chest at the end of the night.
Oh, but don't worry about the luscious senoras; their hottie assets go 90% of the way toward distracting the cheesy hubs from their perfect, gritted teeth.
In a word, douchegusting.
Ah, the Captain Morgan-esque mojito-soaked fashion sense, with the looming threat of having to walk that plank of exposed grease-chest at the end of the night.
Oh, but don't worry about the luscious senoras; their hottie assets go 90% of the way toward distracting the cheesy hubs from their perfect, gritted teeth.
In a word, douchegusting.
# posted by : 10:46 AM
: 10:46 AM
I don't think I've yet realized that there is ANYONE else in the picture. I started on the right and haven't been able to stop furiously masturbating since.
Most men would give up once blood is present, but she drives me to insanity.
I would lick the balls of the yak that brought her great-grandfather into the Albanian village where he decided to set up a family just for the chance to be there to tape her audition for 2girls1cup. And I'd finish it all for her.
Most men would give up once blood is present, but she drives me to insanity.
I would lick the balls of the yak that brought her great-grandfather into the Albanian village where he decided to set up a family just for the chance to be there to tape her audition for 2girls1cup. And I'd finish it all for her.
# posted by : 5:40 PM
: 5:40 PM
I feel bad for the Japanese guy in the yellow tie. He seems to have mistakenly wandered into this mess.
Can somebody photoshop the head of right hott onto that fantastic rack in the front row?? Please.
Can somebody photoshop the head of right hott onto that fantastic rack in the front row?? Please.
# posted by : 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM
He's a boxer? What does he box, ladies' lingerie?
Include a link, Anon. I'm curious.
Include a link, Anon. I'm curious.
# posted by : 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM
@ squatch
Yeah he's a boxer. He boxes up stool samples and sends them off via UPS to medical labs.
And after his shift he goes home and plays X-box. Then after that he watches boxing movies. More precisely he watches all the Rocky movies back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back (how many were there?) ...
Then he wakes up and goes to work and boxes shit and sends it off via UPS to medical labs and the cycle starts all over.
Yeah he's a boxer. He boxes up stool samples and sends them off via UPS to medical labs.
And after his shift he goes home and plays X-box. Then after that he watches boxing movies. More precisely he watches all the Rocky movies back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back (how many were there?) ...
Then he wakes up and goes to work and boxes shit and sends it off via UPS to medical labs and the cycle starts all over.
Ahmed Kaddour
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=020099&cat=boxer
http://talkingboxing.com/photos/kaddour_125.jpg
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=020099&cat=boxer
http://talkingboxing.com/photos/kaddour_125.jpg
# posted by : 10:28 AM
: 10:28 AM
The douchatola with his tongue hangin out of his mouth looks pretty foolish holding his mom by the cottage cheese sack called her arm. bella boobies up front has done this before i think, but to the sound of a different keystroke, ahve we sen her before?
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