There's nothing like morning wood.

I can't tell who has more bling or nail polish the hott or the fauxhawk but I can tell that I'd like to see if there are any piercings south of her navel, yummy. Westside bag on the left is almost an afterthought in this pic, it looks like he thought it would be cool to take a pic with the stripper from his cool brothers bachelor party so he could have a memento to show off to all his friends at Douche U. Trust me westside they will think the exact same thing us baghunters think, you are gay and you are trying waaaaay too hard. Stay in school, earn your degree and try to make something of your life before you wake and you are forty, bald and still jacking off to this pic.
 

This pic is why semi-auto sniper rifles have recently come back into favor.

LOTD
 

How many ways can you say flawless body with out sounding stupid
flawless
flawless
flawless
 

flawless
flawless
flawless
 

Yes this chick is hot. I would lick, suck and slurp every square inch of her body. Right before she headed back to work on the porno shoot. Dude on her right is the key grip, and dude on her left is a camera man.

Not only are the likes of Greico and Fabio the original definers of douchebaginess, but camera men on porno shoots also epitomize today's young, swarthy douchebags: the semi-goth look, black jean shorts, black muscle t, black nail polish, incomprehensible tattoos, bling bling and more bling, tricked out facial hair, faux punk hairdo ... ... ok, ok you get the picture.


But I'd still love to jump into a tub filled with warm baby oil with this chick. She's perfection with a capital erection.
 

Heidi Fleiss is looking smokin' hot these days!
 

yeah Captain Obvious speaking here, "we'd all plug the hot brunette in any given orifice."

I dunno though, aren't these the type of fakies that look better sheathed than bare. Seen too many bad boobie jobbs from teh pron.
 

As a wise man once said: "If I can touch them, they're real." But these ones are really obvious, aren't they? Tony V.
 

Bad news, gents. Pretty sure she has NO ass. Don't take it the wrong way; I love me some honeydew melons and OMG she has a six pack? I just feel that she needs some counterweight.

Do their shirts say Suck It and Cock Soar Army? Could someone please clarify?
 

I wonder if she'd give head while doing her situps every morning... she looks like a mean flute player.
 

@duke of douchester

Or can she give head while doing her pushups? Either way is a winner.
 

hehe, i dated the guy on the left. and he certainly belongs on this site. He lives with his mom and his breathe smells.
 

Thank god for silicone and all its wonderful uses.
 

For some reason I'm experiencing an unexplained hankering for cantaloupe.
 

@plinky

Absolutely. I bet while doing reps, just to show off, she'd free up a hand to cup the balls.
 

@duke of douchester

And for good measure she's got a couple of sparklers sticking out of her @ss.
 

This is like when some west coast place tries to make a Philly Cheesesteak, but they use the wrong bread, the wrong kind of meat, not enough cheese, and they give it some stupid name.

Except here, there's way too much cheese, even though everything else is way off. Chin pubes are really starting to bug me.
 

@ anon 8:11

If you'd said you were her sister, I might have cared... but since you're not, you're comment was worthless.

"He belongs on this site." We can see that. "He lives with his mom and his breathe smells." Right, he's a douchebag, we can see that. "I dated the guy." Hmm... then why is this picture of some other chick and not you? You are bleeth to me.

You're only chance of salvation is to be reborn a doucheslayer. Until you submit a pic of you and your ex, I hope you writhe in your own bleeth misery.
 

@plinky

Ah yes, 7/04/02. Good times!
 

Duke of D:

I believe the shirt on the right says: Schlongs. It's his Juvy Hall Intramural basketball team. He played center.
The shirt on the right says: Cold Sore Pammy, which I believe is in reference to his herpes condition and the young lass who gave it to him. Glad I could clear that up for you.

Her, I think I've seen on the cover of Lowrider magazine a few times. She's too hot for her own good. Think about the hours she spends fending off the douche.
 

yeall fuckers can suck a dick. i tagged that ass later that night and u fags r all jealous. she a slut and fuck like a champ, too bad u faggits will never get ass like dat. whoever said i suck dick lets go fucker i'll kick the shit out of you. togh guy at a computer. pussyass cuntt say it to my face and i'll fuck u in yer ass.
 

So you take it in the ass, but not in the mouth? Tony V.
 

fuck u wop. where u live, i'll pay a visit so u can say it to my face bitch. i dint think so faggit.
 

Ignore Bruce Lee’s gay nephew and three-fingered Charlie, and concentrate on the bejeweled tongue flickering cupcake in the middle. She’s probably wearing those big stupid sunglasses to hide her pink eye infection, but with a rack and a loaf like that who cares about her face? I would watch The Hills Marathon if that’s what she wanted.
 

@ anon 9:24

What happened after the 10 seconds it took you to tag that ass?
Were you hurt when she laughed, or did she give you your money back?
 

By the way, what is with anonymous 9:24? Does this illiterate fuck expect us to believe he's either Bruce Lee's gay nephew or three-fingered Charlie? Get over yourself. DB1 is a genius. And if one of them IS you, you are everything everyone here says you are. Have fun trying to suck your own dick!
 

Let's see, who's been MIA lately?

I'm going to say the anon is pfah.
 

fuckin muppet. i nailed her 4 hours. too bad u suck dick and won't ever know what its like. faggit.
 

@ Danny
Thanks for the help back there. This is for you ($.50). Tell Ty Webb I'm gunning for him.

@ plinky 9:24
You're the pussyass cuntt!
 

@ duke of d

You've got me confused. Are you talking to the 9:24 anon, or are you telling me you were the 9:24 anon?
 

Anon Pussyass cuntt:

You're only like the 2000th guy to come in here and flex your beer muscles. If you would seriously like to fight someone, I'll give you a shot at the title. Get over yourself, congrats on "nailing" a hott, I'm sure she'd be pleased to her you talk about her that way.

I'm so fuckin sick of you anonbags acting like you're really going to fight someone. This is the internet, not your local techno chemlight club with a bunch of fake ID sportin juvenile delinquents who equate fighting with virility.

So again, fuck off, take your literary ass raping, and shut up. Or contact me at jetta0202@hotmail.com and I'll come to you if you're within a few hours of Washington DC.
 

9:24, what's a faggit?
 

@danny noonan

Hilarious.

These anons are the same guys who smoke weed all day and play video games, then go to work at Best Buy or the local tire store. They play violent video games and get all amped up and put themselves into a delusional state and think they're actually kicking ass. Then they transfer that agression into the internet by talking shit to people they don't know or will never see.

It's really kind of pathetic.
 

What a shame.

http://paidandpopular.blogspot.com
 

@plinky

I agree good sir. It's all quite ridiculous. There will be no fighting and we all know it. It's the mark of an immature asswipe who resorts to threatening physical harm.
 

here is his myspace page you guys. Have fun :) And there is no way that chick would do him. I wouldnt touch him so I really dont think she would..
and yes i am as hor as the chick in the middle, thank you very much.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74014000
 

Oh what the hell. I'll fight you, Danny. Well, as long as you're still scrawny. You haven't been lifting weights since Caddyshack, have you? Otherwise, I'll kick you in the shin and then run away. But the shin kick will hurt like a bitch. Trust me, I pull that maneuver all the time. Sometimes it leave a mark.
 

@ anon 10:35:

you do mean "hot as the chick in the middle" right?
 

opps, yes i mean as hot as.
 

@ anon 10:35

If you're as hot as you say you are, and if my fiancee and I move to Utah, would you like to become part of our marriage? Bigomy's legal in Utah, right?

Now I just have to talk the wife-to-be into it. Does anyone have any horse tranquilizers?
 

notes to fake boobie HC:

a: Stop hanging out with choads.

b: The Navy want their "Mae Wests" back
 

@plinky

I don't want to alarm you, plink, but when I clicked on anon's link, I got the myspace profile of some dude. I don't know if that's the kind of bigamy (bagamy?) you want to go for.
 

that myspace link is to the guy on the left in the picture, silly geese
 

@reservoir douche

When I read anon @ 10:35's post it sounded like a female wrote it. "She" said, I wouldn't touch him so I really don't think she would. And yes I'm as hor as the chick in the middle, thank you very much.


I think "she" was giving us "his" myspace page, not her own.

Anyway, bottom line is I think anon @ 10:35 is a woman.

But thanks for looking out bro.
And no I don't want that kind of bigamy - or bagamy - or, errr, uhhh... ummmmm ... yeah.
 

heheh yes i am a girl. i would give my own page,but i dont want the douche in the pic to know im the one that took the picture and told everyone about the facthe lives with his mom, haha
 

@plinky

Oh, I see now. I think I only saw the phrase "as hor as the chick in the middle," and I wasn't thinking about guys anymore. The unintentional typo-combo of "hot" and "whore" will do that.
 

@anon 12:31:

if you took the pic, do you have others of this amazing hottie?
 

@ Miss anonymous

Since we've got your attention, or rather, you've got ours, why don't you give us males in the audience some insight as to why good looking and seemingly intelligent girls like yourself (and the one in the pic)would be caught dead with guys who look like this?

And granted most of us are smart enough to know to not judge a book by it's cover, but some of these covers on these books are pretty damn comical.

So what's the big msytery? Why do guys like these happen to get woman who - we would think - could pull movie stars or pro athletes?

Hmmmmmmm?? Answer me you little minx.
 

haha! i love your thought process plinky. I have seen this chick before several times before. I dont know exactly why she likes to be around them, except for the fact maybe shes too much of a "bimbo" to get a movie star or athlete. I mean you are smart, intelligent guys im sure. How far can a hot chick go with she lacks common sense and interesting conversation?? as for me.. i only hung out with him because it would make me appreciate my boyfriend that much more. I know it sounds corny, but when you question your owm man as a douche, and than hang out with AN ACTUAL DOUCHE it makes you appreciate what you have that much more.
 

@ Miss Anonymous

Interesting. Very interesting my dear.

I think the underlying theme of this website is: "What in God's name are these women doing with these idiotic looking guys?? Why the **bleep** would any self respecting woman be seen publicly with these kitty litter turds??" (sorry to whomever I ripped off re: the kitty litter turd joke. What can I say, it made an impression upon me)

Anyway Miss Anonymous, this is just my opinion. I'm sure other guys at HCwDB.com can give more insight as to what they seek from this site. Or at least give a more single-guy perspective.

Thanx for your time and explanation. Now get a screen name and avatar and join in the fun!
 

And to think I've been missing all this fun. Who's gonna come and kick my ass? Anyone? Ah c'mon. I clearly have it coming for sitting here in my mom's basement wearing levis and writing hateful things in blogs.

I can't imagine what to say about these two douche-ends that hasn't already been said, other than that these two belong on a poster for birth control.

She's absolutely amazing, but I'll bet you all dollars to donuts (and risk an ass-kicking by tough guy on the left) she's a professional: Either a stripper, or otherwise paid to be in whatever dank awful place this crime against humanity occurred. She's obviously dressed for the part, and she looks out of place with these two knob gobblers ... I can't imagine she's giving them much face time without someone either paying her for it, or one of them slipping a twenty into her garter. I know a stripper when I see one ... blazing hot stripper, granted, but still a stripper.
 

Sorry Plinky for wrongfully accusing you... I thought you were the anon @ 9:24. I also made the mistake of not refreshing the blog window before I commented. Had I refreshed, I would agreed with you that PFAH! is the likely culprit! I think you've pegged the anon, Plinky.

Now Plinky and ResevoirD, can you help me sort out the rest of the anons? We have an anon @8:11 claiming to have dated the 'bag on the left and 10:35 anon appears to have responded to CCR's remarks about anon 8:11. @ 10:35 however, instead of having dated him (like 8:11) she claims she'd never touch him.

To clarify, I think the same person wrote the fictitious 8:11 and 10:35 anon comments. I'd also be willing to bet the anon at 9:24 was created by the very same author.
 

no I am not the same person as the other. Im a girl and know both parties in the photo. i need to get a name and ava like plinky said so I dont get comfused with someone else :)
 

wtf is a cockstar army? do i even want to know???
 

Thank you for the clarification Ms. Anon
 

Wait, I was stuck in traffic.
Whos the hor in the middle?
And whose the hor not in the middle, but looks like or better than the hor that IS in the middle?

And "faggits" are what we eat on the hollidays. Its like a sandwich with figs and ritz crackers.
Its not a gay person.
So Mr. 4 hour banger (by the way, arent you supposed to contact a DR. if errection lasts longer than 4 hrs.?) STOP calling people holliday food as a verbal attack.

You big chilled glass of douche-nog
 

Tits...big fake tits. and tongue...





and Tits.
 

wow anony hott thanks for the MySpace.

Anybody can pillage anyone on his friends list for pictures of unmistakeable and blatant douchebaggery.

A baghunting we will go, A baghunting we will go, A baghunting we will go, he hi the dairy-o, a baghunting we will go!
 

the dude on the right is one of the biggest pimps in OC, dude on the right is a famous street bike stunt rider. he pic was from a pool party that the dude on the right threw
the girl that posted the link sounds very bitter haha
 

Actually, anon @ 12:43, she sounds pretty damn smart to me. And has higher standards in guys than a lot of the women we've seen on this site.

Talking smack about "one of the biggest pimps in OC" and "a famous street bike stunt rider" seems reasonable and appropriate.
 

Wait a sec...I'm confused...

mcbailey donalds, weren't you trashing the site a couple of days ago? Why the change of heart? If I'm mistaken, I do apologize...
 

@shadowspawn

Dont be confused.

McDonalds Bailey

or

McBailey Donalds

who was trashing the other day?