I am assured that only the classiest of ladies wear caps with "Hustler" emblazoned on them. I cannot speak from personal experience, however. Tony V.
 

you do realize that most these bitches with the d-bags and pretty worthless other then to look at in the first place, right?

Girls like that don't really have much going for them other then their looks and rich dad to pay off their new car. unless this is in the euro, in which case they probably all would have a bachelors in science or politics and still be pretty bitchy.
 

Agreed, American/Canadian women are all useless prostitutes that find douchebags attractive. Can we blame the bleeths? We sure can, they are the main reason there are douchebags in such great numbers. Fuck you women, fuck you douchebags and fuck you fish slap.
 

ohhhhhh, you cookie-cutter stamped douche!!!!
He is not worth coming up with something clever for. I am so unispired by this turd. Becoming a total scrote is too easy these days. It's like back in the mid-eighties when all the girls started wearing Madonna braceletts. I will call this one "Fad'bag". It seems like he does not even know why he dresses like this. He saw it in a magazine? I yearn for the old days, when douchery was an art and not a burned out ideal in search of reinvention. Glinty.. I beg of you.. please return and show the poser-scrotes what being a real scrote that posses looks like. This guy is the left-overs of of the real turkey day douche-feast.

Scrotacus (Bloated and sedated on tryptophan)
 

How do you get a chaod wanktard on the right path. As witnessed by the significant other and myself take a choad, LA ink tat wearing, lobotomized sample posing in front of a menu at their local Jimmy Buffect Parrot Crap Carib-chain restarunt like this infectious disease and give him a few too many overpriced Patron Tequillas. Insert your average no steroidial Dad out with the two spawn and Martha Stewart in tow. Have choadwank, completely ignore the personal space rule and consistantly back his chair into Ward Cleaver’s chair. Have Dad ask Turdwank to constrain his use of foul explecitives for the kidlets sake and to please go easy with the chair. Have the preprogammed SS man who is clearly superior in everyway except intellectualy, tell Dad to procreate with himself. Insert a wimpy 130lb restaurant manager asking McSteroid to be nice and leave. Have roid rage take over and choad take a swing at Dad. What chaodster did’nt know but what Dad did for a living was own a number of Tang So Do karate dojos and was a Master instructor. Dad hits wanky with a nice shot to the throat, choady hits the ground like he was hit by the shooter behind the grassy knoll. Fast forward 20 minutes, paramedics, paddles, eratic EKGS, 20 MLs of Sodium BiCarb stat. Choad’s haggish pornstar wannbe sperm vessel crying into her finely french manicured hands as choady clings to life. Choady lives but like the Grinch’s heart growing 4 times that day wankstroms ego and testicles shrunk 4 times that day.
 

too.much.douchery.

http://paidandpopular.blogspot.com
 

fuck fish slap!!
 

@ anon 11:07 --

That's so beautiful it made me cry.
 

Dude, you realize that these women are the female equivalents of douchebags, pretty much. They are just as lame as their male "arm-candy"
 

Funny how all you people call the guy on the girl's arm a douchebag based on his being hotter and more buff than you are. I'm just sayin'...
 

wtf is the matter with her lips?
 

the beauty of this is, this picture was taken at Beach place, fort lauderdale, where I live. We have plenty. We call them dudebros.
 

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This site is retarded. So this guy is a douche because he's good looking, has been working out for a long time, has a different fashion sense than your own (and I don't know if you've noticed but the way these guys dress is generally attractive to the ladies) and his demeanor reeks of masculinity. If you're sitting at home with your untanned pimpled face, skinny or fat body (because you rarely visit the gym), with uninteresting hair, wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and get all scared when you talk to girls you my friend are the douche. Pfft, and you wonder why you sleep alone. Wake the fuck up.
 

let's quote the whole thing....just because it's priceless......priceless like the "Auto Troll Responder"

"Anonymous said...
"This site is retarded. So this guy is a douche because he's good looking, has been working out for a long time, has a different fashion sense than your own (and I don't know if you've noticed but the way these guys dress is generally attractive to the ladies) and his demeanor reeks of masculinity. If you're sitting at home with your untanned pimpled face, skinny or fat body (because you rarely visit the gym), with uninteresting hair, wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and get all scared when you talk to girls you my friend are the douche. Pfft, and you wonder why you sleep alone. Wake the fuck up."

thats good shit.

Just DOuche It.