Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Wednesday Limerick
There's a stain on my couch the size of France,
It was made by a rocker douche without pants,
A tri-hott sandwich he did find,
While looking for spare change and a curvy behind,
Too bad his career has no chance.
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These girls look like busted-up whores.
I suspect they have quite a few sores.
On Pink, I'm not sure,
antibiotics might cure.
But she's touching this rocker bag's drawers.
I suspect they have quite a few sores.
On Pink, I'm not sure,
antibiotics might cure.
But she's touching this rocker bag's drawers.
# posted by 
: 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
There once was a rocker named Sven
With three hotties in his opium den
They had ass for days
And were fantastic lays
I should have learned to play guitar way back when.
With three hotties in his opium den
They had ass for days
And were fantastic lays
I should have learned to play guitar way back when.
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
A 'bag with hair parted down the middle
Had three chicks, but which one to diddle?
Excessive elation
Premature 'jaculation
On the couch left a wet spot of piddle
Had three chicks, but which one to diddle?
Excessive elation
Premature 'jaculation
On the couch left a wet spot of piddle
There once lived a porn star named Paco
Who became covered in a trifecta of fur-taco
Paco pulled out his beef
his lady friends queefed
He blew his wad and yelled out "I Rock-O!"
Who became covered in a trifecta of fur-taco
Paco pulled out his beef
his lady friends queefed
He blew his wad and yelled out "I Rock-O!"
At first it looked like 4 chicks
Could my eyes be playing mean tricks?
Yep, upon further review
I get that sudden urge to spew
It's really a douchebag with 3 hicks
Could my eyes be playing mean tricks?
Yep, upon further review
I get that sudden urge to spew
It's really a douchebag with 3 hicks
Scott Stapp is totally cool
His douche stare makes the ladies drool
The ass here is only surpassed
By the amount of cocaine amassed
On the futon that looks like a pool
His douche stare makes the ladies drool
The ass here is only surpassed
By the amount of cocaine amassed
On the futon that looks like a pool
There once was a douche tarzan,
Who spends each day working his fake tan,
He found a diseased Jane,
Now his wang is in pain
Now enjoy pissing blood in the can.
the alpha douche
Who spends each day working his fake tan,
He found a diseased Jane,
Now his wang is in pain
Now enjoy pissing blood in the can.
the alpha douche
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
In an flat with art poorly arranged
Sat a douchebag, clearly deranged
He infects the three girls
The thought makes me hurl
And itch like a dog with the mange
Sat a douchebag, clearly deranged
He infects the three girls
The thought makes me hurl
And itch like a dog with the mange
How many slut chicks must it take
cant they see that this chodes a fake?
but surround him the will
like necks at the still
hoping to be like that whore from White Snake
cant they see that this chodes a fake?
but surround him the will
like necks at the still
hoping to be like that whore from White Snake
Linda Hamilton was once a big star.
She hoped movies would take her real far.
But she did too much meth,
Now she's the girl on the left.
Grinding up on some douchebag named Lars.
She hoped movies would take her real far.
But she did too much meth,
Now she's the girl on the left.
Grinding up on some douchebag named Lars.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
i once stayed in a hostel similar to this,
where the girls were all whores and the place smelled of piss.
then one morning i awoke in my bed,
and found all three girls were giving me head.
so i yelled "my dick is for breakfast! now give me a kiss!"
where the girls were all whores and the place smelled of piss.
then one morning i awoke in my bed,
and found all three girls were giving me head.
so i yelled "my dick is for breakfast! now give me a kiss!"
# posted by : 11:03 AM
: 11:03 AM
Criss Angel Douchebag and hotties times 3
Lose the cavechoad and you can all come with me
i dont shave my chest
and my jeans arent a mess
and i know i dont have hiv
Lose the cavechoad and you can all come with me
i dont shave my chest
and my jeans arent a mess
and i know i dont have hiv
Hot pants on a blonde sexy lass
a bag with no shirt and no class
my mind can imagine
the fun I'd be having
I'd sure like to throttle that ass.
a bag with no shirt and no class
my mind can imagine
the fun I'd be having
I'd sure like to throttle that ass.
It seems pfah wants a kiss from the chick
Who's just finished sucking his dick
But he doesn't care
'Cause he came in her hair
And said, "Who's yer daddy? Now give it a lick!"
Who's just finished sucking his dick
But he doesn't care
'Cause he came in her hair
And said, "Who's yer daddy? Now give it a lick!"
Three hotties out looking for fun
found a poser who said hes the one
they gave him a dance
then pulled down his pants
but found he had already cum
found a poser who said hes the one
they gave him a dance
then pulled down his pants
but found he had already cum
"How. Me Douchebag" said the indian choad.
as 3 hot chicks each begged for his load.
and he let out a groan
during rusty trombone,
"me penis is going to explode!"
as 3 hot chicks each begged for his load.
and he let out a groan
during rusty trombone,
"me penis is going to explode!"
"Hey it's The Crow!" screamed the hotties 3,
And they sprawled on the couch to watch some TV,
but they jerked and the jerked
and his cock didnt work
r.i.p. mr. brandon lee
And they sprawled on the couch to watch some TV,
but they jerked and the jerked
and his cock didnt work
r.i.p. mr. brandon lee
Girl in pink has skinny legs
which look like tapered wooden pegs
But look at Johnny in the middle
black pants girl is touching his little piddle
and his pubes are filled with crabs' eggs.
which look like tapered wooden pegs
But look at Johnny in the middle
black pants girl is touching his little piddle
and his pubes are filled with crabs' eggs.
To learn of this douche rocker's fate,
Three whores on an AIDS test did wait,
a slut jerked him good,
then one sucked down his wood,
but not Christina Applegate.
Three whores on an AIDS test did wait,
a slut jerked him good,
then one sucked down his wood,
but not Christina Applegate.
# posted by : 11:18 AM
: 11:18 AM
There was a tattered-jeans zero
who had hotties offering him they "gyro";
but they left him alone with his hand
when they found he's not with the band,
but is the top scorer in Guitar Hero"
who had hotties offering him they "gyro";
but they left him alone with his hand
when they found he's not with the band,
but is the top scorer in Guitar Hero"
You may look and ask "why this?"
"Why do they flock to a faux Anthony Keidis?"
He has enough poon
to hump to the moon
cuz they say "We want him inside us".
"Why do they flock to a faux Anthony Keidis?"
He has enough poon
to hump to the moon
cuz they say "We want him inside us".
4 girls get together to do their hair
Chick in the middle gives an intimidating stare,
Oh shit that's a dude
in the middle of that skanky crude
On his chest he uses Nair.
Chick in the middle gives an intimidating stare,
Oh shit that's a dude
in the middle of that skanky crude
On his chest he uses Nair.
4 choads hooked up from the bar
drove home in dude's Camaro car
girls undressed him they surely did
and under women's panties he had hid
a long and pink hysterectomy scar.
drove home in dude's Camaro car
girls undressed him they surely did
and under women's panties he had hid
a long and pink hysterectomy scar.
The hottie in leather hot pants
Is making my trouser snake dance
I'm thinking she's shaved
Or is that depraved?
As if I have a snowball's chance
Is making my trouser snake dance
I'm thinking she's shaved
Or is that depraved?
As if I have a snowball's chance
a douchebag lays there in repose,
covered in a quilt made of ho's;
I sit with teeth gnashing,
typing out rants of trashing,
but still I'd like to pound on black short's bongos.
covered in a quilt made of ho's;
I sit with teeth gnashing,
typing out rants of trashing,
but still I'd like to pound on black short's bongos.
"Runs with the Goose" was his Indian name,
and fucking young women was his primary game
but then one day
he up and ran away
the day that the white man came
and fucking young women was his primary game
but then one day
he up and ran away
the day that the white man came
Why do Hot Chicks flock to retarded?
Why do Douchebags get the knees parted?
As I sit here and ponder,
Pinkie's about to wonder:
"What's that smell? JEEZ! Who the FUCK just FARTED?!?"
Why do Douchebags get the knees parted?
As I sit here and ponder,
Pinkie's about to wonder:
"What's that smell? JEEZ! Who the FUCK just FARTED?!?"
Sebastian Bach he's trying to be
hes a poser as we all can see
the trifecta of hot
got disapointed a lot
cuz the seconds to cum equaled three
hes a poser as we all can see
the trifecta of hot
got disapointed a lot
cuz the seconds to cum equaled three
Shirtless Man runs with the Goose
and with the girls he shares this douche juice
but let's cut through the crap;
those girls in his lap
have over-poked vaginas that are loose.
and with the girls he shares this douche juice
but let's cut through the crap;
those girls in his lap
have over-poked vaginas that are loose.
There once was a bag that liked to store nuts
Somewhere deep inside his guts
he said as he sat
"I should've just spat"
or just taken it up the butt
Somewhere deep inside his guts
he said as he sat
"I should've just spat"
or just taken it up the butt
# posted by : 11:37 AM
: 11:37 AM
DB1 your an asshole supreme
subjecting us to this is obscene
please make it stop
black hot pants red top
leave the boots on, now get on your knees
subjecting us to this is obscene
please make it stop
black hot pants red top
leave the boots on, now get on your knees
"Hey I want to get it on!"
Exclaimed leather shorts vixen fawn,
But Jasper with the pretty hair
Shouted "I don't go there!"
Cuz gaybait works in a hair salon.
Exclaimed leather shorts vixen fawn,
But Jasper with the pretty hair
Shouted "I don't go there!"
Cuz gaybait works in a hair salon.
Ill take any one of these girls
I am sure they could make my toes curl
with her hand on her chin
shes making me sin
one more tug and my "dumb guy" will hurl
I am sure they could make my toes curl
with her hand on her chin
shes making me sin
one more tug and my "dumb guy" will hurl
Pretty girls with a pretty boy
Want to use him as a sex toy
But something they figured not
was his clit and a twat,
And he was a Sheila and not a Roy.
Want to use him as a sex toy
But something they figured not
was his clit and a twat,
And he was a Sheila and not a Roy.
He offers a smolderng stare
Like Bandaras without all the flare
In that movie 'bout Mexico
This dude worked a Texaco
But was fired for not cutting his hair
Like Bandaras without all the flare
In that movie 'bout Mexico
This dude worked a Texaco
But was fired for not cutting his hair
There once was a douche dark and brooding
Who's ego needed improving.
He attracted three "chicks:"
They had all tucked their sticks,
And gave him alternative soothing.
Who's ego needed improving.
He attracted three "chicks:"
They had all tucked their sticks,
And gave him alternative soothing.
I'm pissed at this effed up display
seeing it has ruined my day
a sexy in black
two blond hotts one thats stacked
I'd blow a load to rival "Enola Gays"
seeing it has ruined my day
a sexy in black
two blond hotts one thats stacked
I'd blow a load to rival "Enola Gays"
As the hotties each started to moan
The futon gave out a groan
"Not another group,
Last week a monkey troup,
Tarzan here, gave them the bone"
The futon gave out a groan
"Not another group,
Last week a monkey troup,
Tarzan here, gave them the bone"
Orange and black
I'd hit it from the back.
I'm risking disease
when banging this sleaze
so I'll have to put it in a sack
I'd hit it from the back.
I'm risking disease
when banging this sleaze
so I'll have to put it in a sack
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
Girl in black pants reaching for a cock
thinking pretty boy was a macho jock,
She gave his crotch a healty rub
only to get a little nub
To which she said, "this is a pebble not a rock!"
thinking pretty boy was a macho jock,
She gave his crotch a healty rub
only to get a little nub
To which she said, "this is a pebble not a rock!"
Girl on the right is at home,
at the place where they give methadone.
She gave H a chance,
now she can't afford pants
and Tarzan won't leave her alone.
at the place where they give methadone.
She gave H a chance,
now she can't afford pants
and Tarzan won't leave her alone.
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
I'm not sure what red-top's dressed as
Or transmissable diseases she has
Her last John paid cash
Let's hope a bad rash
Will infect this douchebag named Chaz
Or transmissable diseases she has
Her last John paid cash
Let's hope a bad rash
Will infect this douchebag named Chaz
I'd fuck these girls 1,2 and 3
Make them get on hands and knees,
I'd tie loverboy up with a rope
and make him watch while I suck and grope,
Then I'd go home and wash off the fleas.
Make them get on hands and knees,
I'd tie loverboy up with a rope
and make him watch while I suck and grope,
Then I'd go home and wash off the fleas.
Sometimes I dream of a three-way,
while driving quite fast down the freeway.
This choad's in a four
but I just can't adore
these three chicks from out back of the Safeway.
while driving quite fast down the freeway.
This choad's in a four
but I just can't adore
these three chicks from out back of the Safeway.
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
Long hair and a sinister stare
greasy chest that forms a glare
black reached tween his thighs
and was disapointed to find
He's hung not like Sonny but Cher.
greasy chest that forms a glare
black reached tween his thighs
and was disapointed to find
He's hung not like Sonny but Cher.
Three vixens and a douchebag named Paul
went to his crib to blow an eight ball
he said he had game
then he told them the name
of his dream trailer that hung on the wall
went to his crib to blow an eight ball
he said he had game
then he told them the name
of his dream trailer that hung on the wall
There once was a shemale transgender
Whose ass worked just like a blender
Stick a dick in
and give it a spin
and you'll wonder what happened to your member
Whose ass worked just like a blender
Stick a dick in
and give it a spin
and you'll wonder what happened to your member
# posted by : 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
Courtney Love is looking rough
Tarzanbag would reach for her muff
If his arms were longer
And his will was stronger
Than a can of Copenhagen Snuff
Tarzanbag would reach for her muff
If his arms were longer
And his will was stronger
Than a can of Copenhagen Snuff
I hope Hot Pink can be resourceful,
when this choad can't offer a morsel.
She'll turn to Hot Pants,
and say, "Oh, fine, let's dance."
As a lesbian she'll be quite forceful.
when this choad can't offer a morsel.
She'll turn to Hot Pants,
and say, "Oh, fine, let's dance."
As a lesbian she'll be quite forceful.
# posted by : 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
Jared Leto's lost two arms, not one.
From a night on the town he did come.
Try as the hotts might,
He was high-as-a-kite,
So none out of three got done.
From a night on the town he did come.
Try as the hotts might,
He was high-as-a-kite,
So none out of three got done.
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
Look at American Idol flunkee
hanging out with these 3 junkies
He had his 15 minutes of fame
but his beatbox and guitar was lame
Now his 'music' is used to pacify monkeys.
hanging out with these 3 junkies
He had his 15 minutes of fame
but his beatbox and guitar was lame
Now his 'music' is used to pacify monkeys.
@plinky
Independent studies suggest,
that his 'music' can cause unrest.
The monkeys start fighting,
shit-flinging and biting,
and raping each other with zest.
Independent studies suggest,
that his 'music' can cause unrest.
The monkeys start fighting,
shit-flinging and biting,
and raping each other with zest.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
@ reservoir douche
Raping each other with zest?
That sounds like a fun little fest
Surely this weekend the music will be cranking
And hotties butts I'll be a'spanking
As I'll put Viagara to the test!
Raping each other with zest?
That sounds like a fun little fest
Surely this weekend the music will be cranking
And hotties butts I'll be a'spanking
As I'll put Viagara to the test!
Cowboy boots and leather shorts?
I bet that chick has genital warts
And she's been around the block
taking every dirty cock
and drinking jizz by the quarts.
I bet that chick has genital warts
And she's been around the block
taking every dirty cock
and drinking jizz by the quarts.
This picture is causing me fear
'cuz at leftie I'm staring to leer.
Her face is a wreck,
but her body is deck.
I'd hit it after one more beer.
'cuz at leftie I'm staring to leer.
Her face is a wreck,
but her body is deck.
I'd hit it after one more beer.
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
Three hotties were ready and willin'
To dogpile this baggulous villain.
They fell for his long hair
And his Gene Simmons stare
But now they all need pennicillin.
To dogpile this baggulous villain.
They fell for his long hair
And his Gene Simmons stare
But now they all need pennicillin.
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
Fabio's looking a little thin
He's still got that butt chin
3 trollops he's got in bed
they'll come his hair and pet his head
which gives him that "I can't believe it's not butter" shit eating grin.
He's still got that butt chin
3 trollops he's got in bed
they'll come his hair and pet his head
which gives him that "I can't believe it's not butter" shit eating grin.
Look at this long haired douche queer
who likes to put things in his rear.
He poses with hotts
to convince us he's not
hiding a gerbil like Gere.
who likes to put things in his rear.
He poses with hotts
to convince us he's not
hiding a gerbil like Gere.
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
This most certainly isn't Spinal Tap
The space between is a ginourmous gap
Looks like one of the brothers Shore
Desperate for a hit and chicks to score
but like Pauly's movies they're all crap.
The space between is a ginourmous gap
Looks like one of the brothers Shore
Desperate for a hit and chicks to score
but like Pauly's movies they're all crap.
Young Shaikra in pink
looks like she likes to drink
I'd give her some goose
to get her legs loose
and then get in to her stink
looks like she likes to drink
I'd give her some goose
to get her legs loose
and then get in to her stink
# posted by : 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
Is he a wanna be Jagger?
Someone hand me my dagger.
I'll drink his MGD lite
and stagger off in to the night
with a drunken, murderous swagger.
Someone hand me my dagger.
I'll drink his MGD lite
and stagger off in to the night
with a drunken, murderous swagger.
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
James Taylor Jr. played the girls a tune
About fire and rain and the month of June,
But what no one seems to get
Is that he's not out of the closet yet
And he'd rather take in the ass from a roadie goon.
About fire and rain and the month of June,
But what no one seems to get
Is that he's not out of the closet yet
And he'd rather take in the ass from a roadie goon.
My eyes I did avert
from homo without shirt
to avoid man nipples
when staring at the triple
with an erection so hard it hurt.
from homo without shirt
to avoid man nipples
when staring at the triple
with an erection so hard it hurt.
# posted by : 2:16 PM
: 2:16 PM
Is this guy carved out of cheese?
Both dumpy and lumpy is he.
Did the camera add ten pounds?
His look has to be from down's
or some other horrid disease.
Both dumpy and lumpy is he.
Did the camera add ten pounds?
His look has to be from down's
or some other horrid disease.
# posted by : 2:23 PM
: 2:23 PM
He once was fresh off the boat.
He now has a damn good reason to gloat,
for he once was gas pumping,
But now three hotts he is humping.
This man is a legend and a SCROTE!
He now has a damn good reason to gloat,
for he once was gas pumping,
But now three hotts he is humping.
This man is a legend and a SCROTE!
# posted by : 3:42 PM
: 3:42 PM
Behold the musician wannabe,
Who thinks he can score with all three,
If nipple size is any indication,
Then the douch's wennie likely suffers from malformation,
and the douchettes will likely flee.
Who thinks he can score with all three,
If nipple size is any indication,
Then the douch's wennie likely suffers from malformation,
and the douchettes will likely flee.
# posted by : 3:52 PM
: 3:52 PM
Hott with pink top and teeth of pearl,
Please sit on my face and twirl.
This guy's not for you
His sofa's baby blue
I bet he craves nuts like a squirrel.
Please sit on my face and twirl.
This guy's not for you
His sofa's baby blue
I bet he craves nuts like a squirrel.
# posted by : 3:56 PM
: 3:56 PM
The longer I stare,
The more I compare,
The amount of base,
On black short's face,
To the complexion of a ghoul from a nightmare.
The more I compare,
The amount of base,
On black short's face,
To the complexion of a ghoul from a nightmare.
# posted by : 4:07 PM
: 4:07 PM
What a creepy looking jungle gym.
Why can't they tell something's wrong with him?
"Smile for the camera" he'd say
In a serial killer sort of way.
The three bleeths' chances for survival are slim.
Why can't they tell something's wrong with him?
"Smile for the camera" he'd say
In a serial killer sort of way.
The three bleeths' chances for survival are slim.
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
Knowing the white girls are unaware
Injun Joe gives us his icy stare.
The camera couldn't catch it,
But he's sharpening his hatchet.
AYYAYAYAYAYAYA! OFF WITH THEIR HAIR!
Injun Joe gives us his icy stare.
The camera couldn't catch it,
But he's sharpening his hatchet.
AYYAYAYAYAYAYA! OFF WITH THEIR HAIR!
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Bleeth #1 says to #2,
I love dark men how 'bout you?
... and with that notion
I bought tanning lotion.
Now like a Prompa, my skin's got an orangish hue.
I love dark men how 'bout you?
... and with that notion
I bought tanning lotion.
Now like a Prompa, my skin's got an orangish hue.
# posted by : 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
In 5 A.D. we'd have all stoned her,
But in 2007 we'd all bone her.
Off to the left she looks randy,
I bet her pussy tastes better than Halloween candy,
And more than likely she's an incredible moaner.
But in 2007 we'd all bone her.
Off to the left she looks randy,
I bet her pussy tastes better than Halloween candy,
And more than likely she's an incredible moaner.
# posted by : 5:04 PM
: 5:04 PM
In 1985 I met Holly
Who brought out her friends Kiki and Molly
Then we posed from some shots
Molly grabbed my crotch
And 20 years later my kids published my folly.
Who brought out her friends Kiki and Molly
Then we posed from some shots
Molly grabbed my crotch
And 20 years later my kids published my folly.
# posted by : 5:35 PM
: 5:35 PM
If 1 out of 3 ain't too bad,
And 2 out of 3 have crabs...
I wonder what are the odds,
That this wanna be Rock God
Uses math skills to stave off penis scabs?
And 2 out of 3 have crabs...
I wonder what are the odds,
That this wanna be Rock God
Uses math skills to stave off penis scabs?
# posted by : 7:44 PM
: 7:44 PM
There once was a bi from Jersey Shore
who's tricks were like treats to these whores.
He'd whip it right out
and say with a pout,
"I punch kitty but I like dick more"
who's tricks were like treats to these whores.
He'd whip it right out
and say with a pout,
"I punch kitty but I like dick more"
# posted by : 6:55 AM
: 6:55 AM
I know it's a day late for a limerick,
But I imbibed too much and am sick.
so since the pain lingers
I have the right to post zingers
While the Advil struggle to give my illness the kick.
But I imbibed too much and am sick.
so since the pain lingers
I have the right to post zingers
While the Advil struggle to give my illness the kick.
# posted by : 2:39 PM
: 2:39 PM
I feel sorry for all the guys in Guantanimo,
Because Bush's attempt at ethnic cleansing missed Geronimo.
He's smothered by bleeths clearly blessed from above,
I want to give little miss black pants a violent shove
In the hopes that I'll crush him with a human domino.
Because Bush's attempt at ethnic cleansing missed Geronimo.
He's smothered by bleeths clearly blessed from above,
I want to give little miss black pants a violent shove
In the hopes that I'll crush him with a human domino.
# posted by : 2:58 PM
: 2:58 PM
Hey girls, let's all go play twister.
Instead of a board we'll use the ethnic mister.
Right hand on cock,
Damnit Courtney you can't block!
This game's as fun as tossing my sister!
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Instead of a board we'll use the ethnic mister.
Right hand on cock,
Damnit Courtney you can't block!
This game's as fun as tossing my sister!
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM << Home
