@D bag

Well said.

I am heavy as well as I have watched all the wilderness areas burn down in my backyard from the Santiago fire that is still raging.
 

Well played sir. My cup runneth over with tears. And Goose.
 

Rest in peace, dude.
 

Ah Pumpy, we hardly knew ye. Like those old Greek statues where human proportions were skewed, so do you seem 11 feet tall, and all women are 4'6". I bet if he were to drink a cocktail like the one nip licking hottie has there, it would seem like a jello shot. Is he bending slightly over so he doesn't hit his head on the ceiling?
 

The man was a massive beast
His body: Greased
The ladies, they loved him
I wonder, was his name Tim?
He'd crush us all without concern
While watching As the World Turns
Yet he didn't, he was kind
Not the type to eat melon rind
His douchiness was the epitome
Just like in Kung Fu, Bruce Lee
We will miss you Pumpy, you big lug
I kind of want to give you a hug
Which makes me feel strange
But I'm suffering from the mange
You're sitting in heaven
Picking up strippers at 7-11
Vaya con dios old friend
Our feelings, we'll try to mend
 

Well said D. Baggins, well said.
 

That was truly beautiful. Well done sir.
 

nice one baggins.

did anyone ever find out how he died?
 

this dbag's dead? how? where?
a link to info would be great
 

Think of all scrotorific douchetrons that have swelled up a big front and written in with claims of "gettin' that hot pussy" while at the core of their missive is a punk's lament; "quit pickin' on me, your hurting my fee-e-e-e-lings!".
Not the Pump-Meister. No sir. He laughed. We know why.

I sincerely hope his heaven is Victoria's Secret fashion show and he's got the only Full-Access pass.
 

@anon 11:15
He may have been a douchebag but he was our douchebag. Don't post here and be disrespectful. The guy had a family and friends and plenty of fans here. So again don't be an asshole.
Thanks.
 

Hot little brunettes never lick my nipples when I go out. For that, and so much more, I salute you, Pumpy. RIP.
 

I think that's Halle Berry with the 90 degree hat-tilt and probing tongue....you go Pumpy!
 

I am fascinated by this mammoth human. How tall was this big-assed mofo? He dwarfs anyone he's been in a picture with! Was this dude a professional wrestler or something?
 

Seriously, does anyone have any info on how he died? I'm curious.
 

A tear slowly rolls down my cheek.
The tear is cold.

It's a tear for you big guy. Rest in Peace.
 

Man, it would have been worth the plane ticket to the book party to see Pumpy there, nonchalantly grabbing poor KellyBelly's booblies and chugging Mojitos....24 is wayyyy too young; the big guy went too soon but dammit he made his time here interesting.

Well done, D. Baggins.

To the anons, to my knowledge no one knows specifics, only that he was found deceased in a Vegas hotel room.
 

the teats of the gods swell up with great sadness, and still they will never match Pumpy's mamms.
 

He died? That was the sad news about Pumpy a couple weeks ago? Does anyone know what his real name was? Douche or not, he was a person. And while he looked like a douche he could have been cool (unlikely), but none of us know.
 

rest in peace Pumpy.

and know that you are missed.
 

God takes all the great ones before their time. I take comfort in picturing Pumpy sunning by heaven's pool with Jim Morrison, singing karaoke with the King in the hotel bar, and resting his mamoth paw on Marylin Monroe's left fun bag. Go with God, big fella.
 

Anyone know this guy?
 

Well done Baggins. John Donne himself would be clap in appreciation.

Not because he liked your poem, because Pumpy would crush him if he didn't.

I'm sure Pumpy is in a better place... Grabbing boobs... with his shirt off.
 

rest in peace pumpy! you were a great dude!!

@Bagglio: Amen brother!


@james: pumpy exchanged emails with DB1, he was happy with the site and was humble enough to laugh at what was written without getting pissed off, from what DB1 posted he seemed like one heck of a great dude, the man was a noble soul in the guise of a douche...

Hans Von Douchepants
 

just from the posts on this site pumpy seems like he was a pretty ok guy who simply liked the ladies and a good time. he had a distaste for shirts and an affinity for camo shorts but i'm not that old gay guy who critiques women's dresses at the emmy's. given the chance i'd gladly guzzle a red solo cup of miller lite with this man.

i am going to the gym today and then i'm going to grope my girlfriend in honor of this man.
 

Yes, Pumpy emailed me to say he loved being on the site, so I felt it was okay to pay this tribute to him. He started his first email to me, "Hey man, this is Pumpy." He actually was an extremely cool guy, and since he had fans on the site, I thought we'd pay tribute to his honor on the site.

And yes, sadly, I've had it confirmed that he did indeed pass away at way too young an age.
 

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thanks DB1.

sad to see such a great guy pass away.

make your time count while you have it.
 

Well done.
 

Good stuff D. Baggins
It is indeed sad to see anyone pass at such a young age.
My heart goes out to his parents as outliving your child is has got to be one of the most difficult things a parent could ever face.
 

Ah, pumpster. We miss you, pumpster. You gigantic gentle greasy giant, how do we miss you.

While laughing at your apparent scroteness, we witnessed a legend in the making. If what db1 says about is true, then all the more reason to laugh, but no longer at you.

Rest in peace, Pump-boy. For we no longer laugh at you. Instead, we laugh, along with you.
 

O Pumpy, thou once great and manly beast
who oft posed, thy vast paw on a hott's breast,
thee of women made and was made a feast.
And now, massive man, thou hast found thy rest.

The Vegas Bleeths will remember thee, friend:
thy stature and thy pectoral masses.
Long after bikini-clad bodies mend
the imprint of thy hands on their asses.

"Flex, pump, and be merry," thou seem'd to speak.
Thy life was a double-ended candle.
Time waits for no man, thou died at thy peak,
after so many hotts thou did handle.

We'll tell all pretenders, large and lumpy,
"I knew Pumpy. You, sir, are no Pumpy."
 

I have heard that Pumpy passed from an OD of powder and Zanex. It is truly sad.
 

R.I.P. Pumpy. You were a good fella with good humor about the ribbing from those here at HCwDB.

Go easy, brotha. May many a hooter by the poolside await you.
 

Pumpy was one of the best when i started visiting this brilliant site. While his photos were always very amusing, there was something about him that seemed so un-douchey. He just appeared to be above and beyond all the nonsense; and not just because he stood 12 feet tall. Pumpy was an inspiration for an L.A. party a friend and I threw, and he even appears in my evite pic:

http://www.evite.com/gtimages/I/G/O/IGOTBZZAXRUPCBYXVBGK.jpg

R.I.P. Pumpy. You were one of the good ones.

-Randy
 

Na Uh This guy isnt really dead how would anyone on here know his day to day doings let alone if the man is deceased
 

Pumpy, you made this site worth visiting for me. I will continue to visit this page in your memory. You are famous in my group of friends, as we have adopted "Pumpy" in our vocabulary as both a compliment and a respectable insult from time to time.
 

what happened to Pumpy1!?!?!?!?
 

pumpy lives!!!
 

i heard that he died from an over dose of estacy and coke after the last rehab at the hard rock in las vegas... one of the security guards was talking about it and i used to work there. it is sad though.
 

he just passed away lately , god bless his sould ..u fukin morons y dont u all get a life ....
 

RIP Collin.
An amazing person inside and out. Whoever posted this is a DOUCHEBAG.
 

u ppl r disgusting someone sent me the link to this page n i couldnt believe it...get a fcking life he was an amazing person and is god's biggest angel RIP COLLIN u will never b forgotten...and to all of you losers stop hating!
 

another loser who dies of mixing drugs im sure. pumpy might have had a family..so why was he at REHAB in vegas. loser.
 

these people think they are invincible...doing steroids, hgh, cocaine, ecstasy....and then someone finally dies, they are like "what happened. he was a great guy!" yeah ok.
 

Rest in peace, Pumpy.
 

Pumpy was one helluva titan,
Too bad he's now in heaven,
I wonder if he was good at fightin'
And could've beaten Old No. 7
 

What a left nut licker.
 

When will you mortals realise that the one known as pumpy cannot truely die? For all we know this titan of the Milky Way has only left our planet breifly to conquer the known universe before he returns to conquer the new babes of Earth in the year 2018.

The only thing that stops Pumpy from destroying this planet is the fact that Fedor Emilianenko is defending it....
 

fedor > pumpy....



Fedor by armbar...
 

Fedor would knock pumpys block off kid fuck off loser fucker Fedor is the best
 

Rest in Peace Brah.
 

To all the people who speak negatively of this poor dead fellow, go fuck yourselves. Pumpy, you where the best douche i ever had the privledge of mocking. We have all had our stuggles, you lost yours.

P.S. give Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, Aaliyah, and Sharon Tate all smack on the ass for me.


- Ronald -