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This has to be some kind of military themed party with both of them wearing camo and dog tags. She better hurry up and take that shot before she realizes what a douche he is. What's up with his double-chin ass wearing lip gloss? She on the other hand makes me want to Be All I Can Be!! I'd like to see how much I can get done with her before 7 am!
 

Douche Tags and all. Wow DB1, you're really going for an all new low here...
 

leave it to an anonymous poster to give the obligatory "first" comment, superseding the douchiness of this rambo bag. this guys lips are like Elizabeth Taylor's labia. White Diamonds indeed, fuck nuts.

Don't bother turning in the urine sample Private Benjamin. I can tell already your army material.

As for you, Corporal Scrote, drop and give me 20 reasons why I shouldn't stick Larry Fortensky's cock in between those old lady beef curtains you call lips.
 

Nyquil?

The Nighttime tickling, sqeezing, boffing, waking, stuffed your head in her beaver and play with her breast medicine?
 

In a way, I really hope those are jello shots. If not, spend less money on hair grease, body spray, and dog tags and buy a set of real-ass shot glasses, you douchebag.

I've got a weapon I could show the hottie...
 

you motherfuckers i am that headband take my sisters panties off and show her your Richard Gere or i will call The Children and have this dogtag removed or i might shit on my tacky friends and have them lick my ballsack and make my nose bleed after you've vistited your turban in my anus you fucking plorks.
 

Go ahead, drink the Kool-Aid.
 

Go ahead, drink the Kool-Aid.
 

Hey Corporal Cum-Stain, you look more like Richard Simmons than Rambo. And fer chris'sake, at least try to act the part and wrap those DSL's around a bourbon bottle instead of some f'in' fruity jello shot, ya hump.
 

This guy looks like Blossom's oldest brother
 

If I weren't such a pussy, I'd walk right up to this guy and tell him right to his face what a gay looking mandana that is. Really, I would.
 

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LOL!!!11!!!! N00bs!!1 You've been totally pwnd!!

Umm.... Wait a second... Aw, shit!

She's pretty hot. A little too much makeup for me, but that smile is killer.

What made this 'bag think to wear a headband? He looks like someone wrapped a snakeskin around a kiwi fruit and pulled it tight.
 

CONFLICTING CAMO! Are they fighting in the desert or the jungle?!
 

Reminds me of a big mouth bass I once caught in Montana. If I pulled this thing out of the lake I'd throw it back (and so should you Corp. Hottie).
 

G.I. Joke A real American douchebag
 

Can we send that guy over to Iraq?
 

Tank Girl is beautiful. I would invade any oil rich country for the opportunity to pick her stray hairs off my pillowcase.

Colonel Cockworth, however, needs to call SFC Hulka and ask him if he needs a new big toe. This guy is an oxygen bandit, a self-propelled sandbag, and looks like 100 lbs of chewed bubble gum.

What I do expect, Colonel Cockworth, is for you to stand there in your faggoty black uniform and with your harvard mouth, extend me some fucking courtesy.

Why does she pose with him? She's the hottest hott on the site in the past month. DB1, I'm in love. Please post more Tank Girl shots.
 

danny, danny, danny...... are you drunk this morning? she is certainly NOT the hottest hott that's been on the site this month. they look alike fer christ's sake. put a blond wig and lipstick on him and you have her. well, with a suprise.
 

Her name is Gomer. That's her Pile.
 

I'd like to pile right into her gomer.

I'm not even sure what that means.

Lotd
 

i had nightmares about that prolapsed rectum that he calls lips last night. please take saving private douchebag off the site.
 

"How tall are you private?"

"Sir Five foot nine sir."

"Five nine huh? I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

"Where the hell are you from anyway private?"

"Sir Texas sir"

"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."

He he he. He said private!
 

Those can't be Jell-O shots, they're as dark as the delicate smokiness of G.I. Jane's eyes. He's only wearing camo so he can liquor her up with Jager and sneak up and date-rape her all stealthy without being seen, like the muddy Schwarzenegger in Predator. I think her left breast is rebelling against her camo though...such things are meant to be seen, not hidden.
 

Ehhhh, the Village People called, they want their gay Private-First-Class back on stage.

The porn shoot called, they want their hot blonde to stop hanging out with Rambo douchebag and get back on the set. And by back on the set I mean girl-on-girl hot tub scene.
 

Pfah, how dare you sir. She is lovely, wholesome, and good. She is not plastic or wearing a yankees hat and I doubt she drives an escalade with 58" rims.

She's no purg hottie, but name me two better hotts in the past month.
 

And, yes, to answer your question, I started today off with a few ounces aqua velva strained through a loaf of wonder bread. It's actually quite tasty once you get the blue dye out of it.
 

To: Tank Girl
From: R. Lee Ermey
Re: Weapons Training

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, the other for fun."
 

Fortunately, it appears they may be about to down some cyanide-laced flavor aid. Hopefully they followed in the footsteps of Jim Jones, and Doe, the leader of Heaven's Gate who castrated himself before hijacking the hale-bop comet.
 

my dear friend danny

1. K Hottie

2. Blondie from the 'Tex' picture

those two lovely ladies have it all over your girl today. if you don't agree i will taunt you a second time.

wonderbread? what a novel idea!
 

K Hottie=quite attractive but not quite as trampy as I likes em.
Blondie from Tex=looks too much like Bob Saget's girlfriend from Full House or Miss Bliss from SBTB.

Face it, old boy, Tank Girl has 6000 horsepower, a 120mm smoothbore cannon, and is basically untouchable.

You, of course, will dispute, and you are entitled to you opinion. And really, it might be the aqua velva talking, but I stand by my statement.
 

well then sir, i must respect your stand. just be careful with your smoothbore cannon. the girl's got a set of teeth on her.
 

I bow before the "pick her stray hairs off my pillow comment".

I shall be using it.
 

more gay than douche
 

His alter ego is Frank Stallone from "Stayin Alive".

Jello shots, you look real tough with your camo halo and black wife beater holding a thimble.
 

Her breasts are making me Battle the Bulge.

the douchess of kunt
 

god damn army blonde, god damn.
 

Isn't that Britney Spears? Circa 2001?
 

that's a hell of a lot of eye make-up. hers too.
 

Noonan - I agree with you on the hotness of Tank Girl.

She's got a genuine look to her face and smile that betrays her bagnet status. There is actually, dare I say, "life" in her eyes that makes her seem like a real person and not a lifeless baghumper.
 

k i am from canada and i see alot of this pics have dog chains wtf is up with that even the douchbags here don't wear dog chains
 

So It Goes is one of my favourite songs, i resent this title :(
 

obly you all are idiots. delta draft a delt - wear fucking army outfits. the dog chain is what the girls give to the guys so they are allowed in. you douche bags are only jealous that you cant do the work he is doing on her
 

well said.
 

So this is what all the pussy ass dorks in the world do with there spare time, look at pictures of hot girls and rag on the guys with them to justify what a giant douche you are for spending your time wishing you were with this girl while he's probly fucking her brains out. haha, get a life you fucking tools!