Sunday, October 28, 2007
Red Sox!!
Growing up in Boston, I had the twin-fecta of achievements in Fenway Park. I caught a pop foul (on the fly) off the bat of the immortal Mike Benjamin in 1998.
And I was busted for scalping tickets outside Fenway.
The fat guy who scalped about a thousand tickets a day every day outside of the Kenmore Square T station had the cops (who clearly were on the take) hassle me for selling two tickets I'd gotten for free from a friend. Jackass.
But other than the scalping thing, Fenway and the Red Sox hold a key place in my heart. So it is with great joy that I offer congrats to my hometown team for winning the big one. Second time in four years. World Series Champeens.
And congrats to the city Boston itself. After all those years of futility, we deserve this.
Like that perky boobied Cambridge Rindge and Latin hottie I met at the Ratt in the mid 90s, I would take the T to Harvard Square and celebrate loudly over a Sam Adams in the hopes of a late night sloppy makeout near that creepy cemetery with the graves from the 17th Century.
Tip your cup of 'Train to the Sox, people. To the Sox.
Good night, you princes of Maine. You Kings of New England.
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Fuck Boston sports fans. You guys are supposed to be depressed. Your teams are all supposed to be shitty. It's in the bible. Now your teams are winning? I'm pretty sure that's Allah's way of saying the world is coming to an end.
# posted by 
: 9:45 PM
: 9:45 PM
Look at white shirt boobie-bootylicious blush OMFG dropdead with blushing and "oops" face in hot stand up doggie position gorgeous forged by the heavens brunette!!! I would be a whatever sports team fan she wants! only to have the pleasure of seeing those boobies bounce when she cheer ups her team!!!! Perky latina hottie can come along as long she is willing to spank gently the sport hottie's ass.
The douche with girl boobs... well he can go lick a trash can for all I care.
THANKS GOD THANKS FOR CREATING SUCH WONDERFUL WONDER OF ANATOMY!!!!! but....... I HATE YOU GOD CUZ I WILL NEVER BE WITH HER :'(
Hans "is drinking ammonia" Von Douchepants
The douche with girl boobs... well he can go lick a trash can for all I care.
THANKS GOD THANKS FOR CREATING SUCH WONDERFUL WONDER OF ANATOMY!!!!! but....... I HATE YOU GOD CUZ I WILL NEVER BE WITH HER :'(
Hans "is drinking ammonia" Von Douchepants
# posted by : 10:52 PM
: 10:52 PM
anon @ 9:45
yes boston fans are supposed to suffer. But I have been suffering all my life, let me have a couple of years of joy before the world ends.
and yes, both of these chicks are outrageously hot. I'd put it in both of them.
GO SOX, PATS, CELTICS, EAGLES and the bruins are meant to fail anyways so who cares...
yes boston fans are supposed to suffer. But I have been suffering all my life, let me have a couple of years of joy before the world ends.
and yes, both of these chicks are outrageously hot. I'd put it in both of them.
GO SOX, PATS, CELTICS, EAGLES and the bruins are meant to fail anyways so who cares...
# posted by : 11:12 PM
: 11:12 PM
Yep, he's a douche. And the girls are hot.
It's good to have hcwdb to rely on.
It's good to have hcwdb to rely on.
# posted by : 11:36 PM
: 11:36 PM
I am just sad... sad my beloved Cards were not able to even come close to defending their title of last year. Sad they could not have exacted revenge upon the Sox, America's new bandwagon team (once the Yankee's sole domain). Sad for the death of one our players. Sad for the sale of a decent enough pitching staff. I'm even more sad about the circus all the sponsors are trying to make out of the Series... it's not the goddamned Stupid Bowl you greedy bastards... it's the World Series, let it be bigger than sponsorship and money and taking every second to sell us your crap.
Alright sorry, I'm done... Go Bird's on the Bat next season!!!
Alright sorry, I'm done... Go Bird's on the Bat next season!!!
# posted by : 12:02 AM
: 12:02 AM
Fuck baseball, look at Heavenly Cleavite. Holy crap, DB1, I'd quote Bill Buckner if it meant I could loan her my pop warner Temple City Rams football belt for a night.
This girl is so ridiculous. I am in love.
The douche better take his hands off her ass before I sic RANDY on him. Latina girl has the batshit crazy look going. In fact, she may have copyrighted the "I'm completely psycho" look. That's what this douche gets for taking the table by the kitchen entrance.
This girl is so ridiculous. I am in love.
The douche better take his hands off her ass before I sic RANDY on him. Latina girl has the batshit crazy look going. In fact, she may have copyrighted the "I'm completely psycho" look. That's what this douche gets for taking the table by the kitchen entrance.
what do you call that look?
I've seen it soo many times, when a woman bends over, and cranes her neck
shit, i forget what its called, has a name though.
I've seen it soo many times, when a woman bends over, and cranes her neck
shit, i forget what its called, has a name though.
# posted by : 4:12 AM
: 4:12 AM
i forget what its called, has a name though
It's the, "Hurry up and take the picture already so my sister and her stupid drunk husband will get their hands off my ass" look.
It's the, "Hurry up and take the picture already so my sister and her stupid drunk husband will get their hands off my ass" look.
# posted by : 4:51 AM
: 4:51 AM
It's always good to see the underdog snatch the victory, and it's even better to see that nasty, lustfull face. A look of sheer amazement at the fact that her sister is trying to put her finger in her butt.
You Sox fans miss being miserable? Become a Saints fan.
As far as baseball goes, the only team I root for is the Dark Sox.
As far as baseball goes, the only team I root for is the Dark Sox.
it shouldve been cleveland. this was our year.
too bad this is a city of failures and choke artists.
cleveland is the new boston. boston, between the pats and the sox, you can now officially shut the fuck up. i hope you all get hit in the eyes with rubber bullets. no offense, db1
too bad this is a city of failures and choke artists.
cleveland is the new boston. boston, between the pats and the sox, you can now officially shut the fuck up. i hope you all get hit in the eyes with rubber bullets. no offense, db1
After all those years of futility? Fuck that. How many Championships have the Celtics won? How many Super Bowls have the Pats won? Simply because the over paid and under performing Sox never won it until '04 doesn't mean everyone should weep for you and now kiss your feet. Cleveland fans are the true tortured souls, and to make matters worse Ohio State is doing well. Columbus, OH is quite possibly the most underrated Douche capital of the US. Jersey, Long Island, and Chicago are the Yankees, Sox, and Cubs of the MLDB but Columbus is not only the farm system for the Yankees, but also for Chicago DBs - kinda like Ricky, the career minor league Douche who desperately tries to make it to the Major Leagues. On that note, keep your head up Ricky, miracles happen every day - look at Dustin Pedroia.
# posted by : 6:53 AM
: 6:53 AM
Wait your from Boston? You were a douche long before u even knew u were! Nah just playin, douche.
# posted by : 6:55 AM
: 6:55 AM
I'm a recent transplant to Boston. I grew up in Pittsburgh in the 70s, so I couldn't give two shits about baseball. In fact, having spent most of my professional life in NYC first, then Boston, baseball actually makes me kind of angry. But I'll tell you this: If I caught this posable brunette and her friends flipping over my car in Kendall Square and lighting it on fire, I'd still buy her a Starbucks and listen to her spew irrational hatred toward the Yankees and wax pathetic how hard it is to find a good guy in Red Sox Nation. And then I'd sweetly caress her pitcher's mounds.
# posted by : 7:18 AM
: 7:18 AM
how can you talk about baseball when such a hottie reflected photons where captured in such a majestic way by a camera?? who cares about your team!? VIVA LAS BOOBIES!!!!!
@Danny Noonan: I agree with you but she has that "I am going to f*ck the sh*t out of you all nights from here to next year" face too.
Hans Von Douchepants
@Danny Noonan: I agree with you but she has that "I am going to f*ck the sh*t out of you all nights from here to next year" face too.
Hans Von Douchepants
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
As much as I can't stand the Red Sox, I have to respect the pitching performances by the 4 starters in the World Series. There's not a team anywhere that would have won a game in that series.
It's also incomprehensible to me that a team went 86 years without a title. None of my grandparents even lived to be 86. That's a long ass time. Congrats to the Red Sox on kicking ass when it counts.
On another note, Boobies.
It's also incomprehensible to me that a team went 86 years without a title. None of my grandparents even lived to be 86. That's a long ass time. Congrats to the Red Sox on kicking ass when it counts.
On another note, Boobies.
Both chicks are super hot. Keeping loosely to the baseball theme, I'd like to dive head first into third base with either of them.
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
DB1 had this little gem stashed away probably before the playoffs even started. As you said, you do deserve this. BoSox are winning Championships, Celtics are one the come up and the Pats........
Maybe Chicago will get back into things sooner. We are becomming more known on the douche circuit. Thanks Fish Slap. And by thanks, I mean Fuck You.
Maybe Chicago will get back into things sooner. We are becomming more known on the douche circuit. Thanks Fish Slap. And by thanks, I mean Fuck You.
# posted by : 8:35 AM
: 8:35 AM
Sox suck, enjoy Manny for another year Masschuters? Masschutites? Massachuties? What in the hell do they call people from your friggin state anyway?
Top 5 reasons to hate Boston -
5. It's a closet Mecca for douchebags.
4. That friggin accent
3. Andy Card
2. Matt Damon (may you burn in hell for inflicting Affleck on us all)
1. Manny freakin Ramirez
I don't hate all Bostonians just anyone involved in that massacre of a World Series.
Top 5 reasons to hate Boston -
5. It's a closet Mecca for douchebags.
4. That friggin accent
3. Andy Card
2. Matt Damon (may you burn in hell for inflicting Affleck on us all)
1. Manny freakin Ramirez
I don't hate all Bostonians just anyone involved in that massacre of a World Series.
# posted by : 9:27 AM
: 9:27 AM
@d. baggins
We generally prefer Massholes, although someone who's been a resident longer than I have could overrule that.
We generally prefer Massholes, although someone who's been a resident longer than I have could overrule that.
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
A "Twin-Fecta" is called an Exacta, douche. But I'm sure you're not giving yourself enough credit. You have no doubt pulled off the Fenway Trifecta if you've been a Sox fan for more than the past four years. I'm sure you've suffered self-induced alcohol poisoning at some point over the past 100 years of Boston baseball misery.
If I weren't already a Sox fan I'd quick become one upon seeing this scrumptious blushing niblet.
If I stare at her curvatures long enough my celebratory hangover might begin to fade. Who the fuck am I kidding? Still drunk.
If I stare at her curvatures long enough my celebratory hangover might begin to fade. Who the fuck am I kidding? Still drunk.
# posted by : 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM
I'll apologize in advance, but I think all of Red Sox nation is pure douche...more douchy than the Yankees and Cubs.
Nothing says Yuppie-Douche than the Red Sox.
Nothing says Yuppie-Douche than the Red Sox.
@reservoir douche
Nope, I'm a life-long Massachusetts resident, and proud to call myself a Masshole.
Nope, I'm a life-long Massachusetts resident, and proud to call myself a Masshole.
# posted by : 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
Jesus tapdancing Christ. Red Cap Slice of Perfection is so unbelievably hot she makes the mamacita on the right look like cold McDonald's leftovers.
I almost didn't notice the douche. But my eyes couldn't be averted for too terribly long (i've just noticed him after seeing this pic an hour ago). You, sir, are a choad.
I almost didn't notice the douche. But my eyes couldn't be averted for too terribly long (i've just noticed him after seeing this pic an hour ago). You, sir, are a choad.
# posted by : 8:08 PM
: 8:08 PM
Move aside Yanks, the new evil empire is here. Fucking Boston fans, so self righteous, so fucking douchey in your own way i can't stand it. Boston yuppie pricks are just as bad as any douchebag featured on this site, I really think New England spawns their our subculture of Douchebag - The Coffeehouse, Bagel Munching, Lobster sucking Scrote if you will
# posted by : 8:47 PM
: 8:47 PM
@ reservoir douche
Where in Mass. are you from, Worcester by chance?! That's a great city, and by great I mean the greatest collection of freaks and storytellers and bad-ass, foul-mouthed chicks I've ever met.
Good times, good times.
Where in Mass. are you from, Worcester by chance?! That's a great city, and by great I mean the greatest collection of freaks and storytellers and bad-ass, foul-mouthed chicks I've ever met.
Good times, good times.
@ reservoir douche
Nevermind. I scrolled up and read the Reader's Digest version of your life.
Just stay out of Provincetown.
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Nevermind. I scrolled up and read the Reader's Digest version of your life.
Just stay out of Provincetown.
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