I am trying to decide which of his eyes is the lazy one. I am guessing the right one, as it appears to be focused on Cincinnati.
Also, kudos to the pigeon who landed a bulls-eye on his right shoulder. Nice pattern too.

Methinks our hottie is jail bait.

-Scrunt
 

I think he's on leave from the Blue Oyster. All he's missing are the handcuffs and the cop hat.

I can't believe you think he's not a gaybag, DB1. I have to yet to meet a straight male who thought it would be acceptable to wear a skintight leather vest.

Gaybag all the way. H-minus.
 

Hold that tiger!!! Nice vest, especially with the embroidered asian guppies. If you cover up the top of his head he looks like marionnette.

"There are not strings on me"

She looks semi wholesome except for the look of bolt ons and that facial expression that says "I look nice but I play hard".

Ramon deserves a kick in the nuts for that stupid look on her face.
 

Wait a minute ... someone photo-shopped Quagmire's face onto this choad's body! Giggity, giggity

And ladies and gentlemen I think we have our first moo-moo ... or mumu ... or Muu muu ... or however the fuck you want to call it ... here at HCwD.com draped over maternity hottie, here.

But I could be mistaken because word around the campfire is DB1 has one with an embroidered Curious George on the front and when he has too much Night Train he likes to put in on and snap pics of himself and post them on the site for, like, 30 seconds then he takes them down then waits to see if anyone repsonds.

You're crazy DB1. Just crazy.
 

I'm with you DN, this guy has "Village People" written all over his forhead, ass, and vest.

Cock gobbler.
 

I can't tell if that fresh leather vest has a zipper on it or just some delicate embriodery work in the exact spot where the zipper would be. I mean, it's already got three solid looking buttons, should Ramon feel the need to close his vest against an evening chill. But then the (faux?) zipper is rendered meaningless. I know that vest has a lot going for it but the zipper is a deal breaker for me. The devils in the details.
 

Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang....
Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!!

Gigity Gigity Goo!
 

she's pretty effin' cute.
 

Oh please. Gaybag, that's his sister or cousin paying him a visit at the queer bar. Definitely a strong family resemblance.

Still not an excuse for wearing a leather vest sans-shirt: Merely an explanation.

She's just like an angel, her skin makes me cry (I'm not full of originality today).
 

If you replaced his head with his ass there would be no discernable difference.
 

"Simply a dimpled cartoon fast food logo head."

genius DB1. i couldn't have said it better myself.

she's a raven-haired cutiepie. however, her blank stare throws me off a bit. i'm not sure if all the cylinders are firing.
 

So this is what Derek Jeter looks like without his hat on. Her medical alert bracelet must say "In presence of gaybag, taser me." She's waiting for the shock.
 

@pfah

I think it's worse than that. She's a misfiring, two-cycle weedeater engine. I've seen new copier paper that looks less blank than that.
 

I think Tupac wore the same outfit on the cover of the "All Eyez on Me." album.
 

What's that behind the little girl? A waiter's towel? Maybe he's just been serving drinks at the Blue Oyster. By drinks, of course, I mean cumsplatter, and by serving I mean shoving his leather-clad wang as far down a cumdumpster man-throat as far as he could.
 

You should see this guy's "make sexy" bedroom outfit. Not only does he have the leather vest, but he also sports the assless chaps and a 'V For Vendetta' mask.
 

plinky
Thats really disturbing. Is she wearing what you call "tit curtains?"
 

I agree that this is probably his sister. They definitely both look middle eastern and they have the same nose and waxed eyebrows. His head is just 10 times bigger than hers. But is this guy serious with his leather vest tucked into his urkel jeans and a belt thrown on top of that?
 

DB1, tight leather vest = gaybag. I like the cover up tattoo, who can spot the played out panther?
 

all leather vests are gay, but that one is the most gay one i have ever seen
 

and i live in West Hollywood
 

@don parmasan guido linguini

Not only is it disturbing it's downright frightening.
You see, that's only his "make sexy time" outfit.

When he really wants to get funky and nasty he covers himself with honey and live bees and sings "She's Like the Wind" in FRENCH!

Now that's disturbing!
 

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Batou I believe he is not sans shirt. He is tactfully sporting a black wife beater under that manly vest. Why you might ask. Because it is naugahyde and he was worried it might sweat him. Or because he is gay.
 

Isn't that Toronto restaurant owner Zark Fatah ?
 

I'd rather go with

RICO...

STICKY!!
 

Danny Noonan says: "I can't believe you think he's not a gaybag, DB1. I have to yet to meet a straight male who thought it would be acceptable to wear a skintight leather vest."

Yeah,well Noonan, I was in a band years ago with a keyboardist who wore that once. And while he was straight, he was the ONLY one to find it acceptable. I wept for a long time after that gig and I am still going to counseling. But the nightmares are getting fewer in between now.

I sure would like the chance to make brunette hott smile.
 

this looks like the type of dude that madonna would ball-gag and fuck with a strap-on. she would photograph the whole thing and put the pics in her new book "SEX II: Pastrami Curtains Still Flappin at Fifty."
 

@ bcs:

NICE!
 

Suddenly I'm in the mood for a hot pastrami sandwich. Odd.
 

OK, these tattoos go beyond esteem issues to minimum wage jobs for the rest of his miserable life. She has potential, meaning you haven't shown anything yet.
 

He's probably a valet who's thrilled at the opportunity to not have to wear an ironed poly/cotton white uniform shirt and bow tie.

And fuck Fish Slap.
 

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AND U ALL R HATERS AND LOWLIFES AND NASTY ASS LOOKING FAT PEOPLE WHO SIT AND BASH OTHERS FOR UR OWN INSECURITIES FOR U INFO HES ONE OF THE MOST SUCESSFUL AND RICHEST CLUB OWNER IN TORONTO NOW Y DONT U ALL GO CHOKE ON A HORSES COCK :)
 

ZARK FATAH IS ACTUALLY BISEXUAL, & MANY INSIDERS WHO HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME AROUND HIM IN THE SCENE & DONE A LOT OF BLOW WITH HIM KNOW THIS BUT HE LIKES TO KEEP IT A SECRET TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC 'CAUSE SOME OF HIS FRIENDS & GIRLFRIENDS WOULD FREAK, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD. HE PROBABLY COULD ACTUALLY TRY DRESSING A LITTLE MORE STRAIGHT LIKE SOME OF HIS BUDDIES & LESS FLAMBOUYANT TO HELP HIS IMAGE & TAKE SOME SPEECH LESSONS TO REMOVE HIS LISP WHICH DOESN'T HELP THE BRO (WHO USED TO BE A GO-GO DANCER) THE GUY LOVES A LOT OF PUBLICITY & EXPENSIVE DESIGNER CLOTHES LIKE HE'S SOME CELEBRITY ACTOR OR RAPPER BUT THE PRICE HE PAYS IS THAT THE MORE ATTENTION HE GETS THE HARDER & HARDER IT'S GOING TO BE TO KEEP HIS BISEXUALITY A SECRET (US GUYS TALK TOO). ALSO, HE IS NOT "THE" MOST SUCCESSFUL & RICHEST CLUB OWNER IN TORONTO,THAT WOULD BE CHARLES KABOUTH.