that girl is sexy as heck, look her mouth is already open, word
 

He's making the "Yeah, this is where I'm not going to be putting my wiener later" face with accompanying hand gesture/finger point.
 

he has a few symptoms of the douche, those sunglasses, that watch and the izods in the closet
 

I'm positively convinced that everything in this picture could do with a good chemical gassing. Alright I would take her dress off 1st just to view that really sweet, no doubt orange, ass before dropping the cyanide pellet in to the bucket.
 

Blackwater Bonehead seems like a real asshole. Go figure.

Go Daddy Girl looks like, well, a Go Daddy Girl. Another dumbed-down pin-up with awesome cleavage and awesome infections - like Melanoma, due to the toxic creams and UVA rays acquired from the Jersey Shore to get that phony orange tint.
 

Lol he just came out of the closet.
 

Sorry, but it is physically impossible to look hot with Prompa color (tm) as a skin tone.
I don't care HOW sweet her ass is.

Next.
 

Shoulder???

I cannot remove my eyes from her bottom shelf.

What I like about this girl- she will never have to work a day in her life- you can tell that she'll force him to spend every last dime on her until he goes broke, and then she'll find a more worthy douche- one that at least can afford dogtag bling, or some tribal tatts.
 

He is pointing at her with an expression that seems to say "does she know I am gay?"
 

She's orange all right--as in, "orange you glad you have wood?" Yes, mint jelly hott. Yes I am.
 

PS--he is perplexed because it is daytime and she is wearing her night clothes. The unasked question to the camera is, "Why is she still here?"
 

Dude is a meathead with the IQ of a turnip. I have seen more intellegence in the eyes of a potato then this sack O roid.

I could care less if she is smart or orange. She is one tight package wrapped into a lot of sexy.

I would pop James Woods back zits while watching "Steal Magnolias" for the chance to mow her lawn and pollinate her garden. And when I say.......
 

this is from a porno called "The Naughty Booger"

It's a new genre...kind of an offshoot of vomit fetish...those two make out openmouthed and do booger to booger mouth transfers, eat boogers out of a cup, then reprocess those boogers again through the nasal passage and retransfer the boogers back to original owner...sort of a spiritual journey for snot, only to return to it's rightful home. its a tender, beautiful love story and i respect these two actors.
 

I can't stop drooling enough to come up with anything. That is one amazing thick ass. I'm sure it has the porno jiggle.

She brings the orange, I'll add a little white, and she can spend all day on my creamsickle.
 

Of course this guy's a douchebag, and I bet he'd kick your ass if you said he wasn't.
 

Total Classic Americana DoucheBag Those Oakley Sunglasses,The Hair, An just his overall look.
 

This isn't a picture of a douchebag and a hot chick. It's a picture of some poor bastard, who after spending too much time sand-side, muttered "I'd sell my soul to the devil for a good piece of ass". Then alien-faced Prompa hott busted open the closet door with a thrust of her thick ass, and now he's reevaluating his conception of the supernatural.
No dogtags, a belt that no self-respecting douche would wear, a watch that says "I'm actually in the military and take it too seriously" rather than "I'm not actually in the military but want to look like I am."
Poor bastard, yes. Ass straight from Hell's Book of Temptations, yes. But lack of douche.
I'm just glad she didn't pop out of my closet. Later, she'll eat his spleen.
 

A real waste of a great ace. It's like puting ketchup on a filet mignon.

This guy is deffinatley A-1 douchebag. HGH muscles and the dreaded Conan bracelet watch. I only take comfort in the fact that he will probably not be able to get it up due to the massive amounts of chemicals in his body.

By the way, hilarious site, friend just passed it on to me.
 

That dude has killed Arabs in the desert for sure. Semi-cargo pant douche I'd say.

I would "take one for the team" with NJ Prompa... ;p
 

What do you MEAN you don't know if he's douche or not? I'm disappointed in you!
 

Damn. Dayum.

I have a particular measurement of women's physical features that I find very telling, and this girl seems like she would score a double digit value. Vader's theorem is as follows:
H = (A^2 + B^2 - C)^(1/2)

Where:
A = distance the Ass sticks out from the narrowest point of her back, measured along the X axis.
B = similar to A, but for Boobs.
C = narrowest measurement of her Center anywhere between Boobs and Ass, again measured on the X axis.
And of course,
H = Hotness.
(All measurements are in inches)

It would be much easier to describe with a diagram. But notice how well the equation handles small values for A and B and large values for C. If you get an imaginary number for H, get the fuck out of dodge.
 

Is this Roger Clemens by any chance?

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Nice ass. Not so nice orange color. She strikes me as someone who works at a tanning salon, kinda like Joey Porsche.
Speaking of which, I took one for the team and befriended him on myspace. Holly shit the guy is a joke ya digg?? I lolled when I read:
Occupation: Lol!
I will be submitting more JP pictures with the hott tomorrow.
 

her shoulder isn't the only succulent thing on her...I'M TALKIN' DOWN-TOWN!
 

The little rump bunny appears to be desperately clutching the choad's belt. Is she afraid he might escape?
 

Dude is on Delta Force, DB1, take the pic down before you mysteriously vanish into the pine forests of North Carolina.

In the military, we call girls like her Rangerettes. It's not a very nice term, but the meaning is derived from the desire to be "trained" by an entire squad of Rangers.

She could serve me a bacon egg and cheese sandwich at Waffle House on exit 10 in Columbus anytime.
 

Thats quite possibly the hottest girl ive ever seen on here
 

Him: "Here smell my finger. Want to know what your crotch smells like?"

Her: "Oh. My. God! It smells like a fish taco after sitting in the sun for 3 hours."


There's a lesson here for the ladies, don't be afraid to douche.
Otherwise you'll attract ... uhhhh ... errrrr ... the douchebags.
 

Oh please. That finger clearly just came out of his own ass. I'm not saying he's a gay, closet or no: I've never heard of a gay man having so little clothes in his closet, even if he's on vacation and this is a hotel room. What I am saying is this is the kind of asshat that walks into the mens room because he likes the smell.

Orange Hott's posterior is worthy of being bronzed and turned into a shrine for posterity. Now please excuse me while I drool on myself and mutter vulgarities.
 

@ batou

Good point. Let's try this again.

Him. "Here smell my finger. This is what my ass smells like."

Her: "Oh. My. God! It smells like the deck of an aircraft carrier, with spooge.

Him: "Heh heh heh ... it was a good night."
 

@plinky

So the inside of his ass smells like the deck of an aircraft carrier mixed with spooge?

Yeah, I'll buy that.
 

The booger-sex statement was priceless.
 

@ batou

There's a lot of rubber burning in that ass, I suppose.

Alright enough silliness, let's get a new picture up DB1!!
 

God she's hot......
There's a douche in this pic?
I see nothing but the F-I-N-E-S-T ass on the planet, but there's no douche there. Oh wait, there is someone else in the pic....

I was blinded by the tight,
fine ass I'll admit, I do want it in the night.
But a douche I don't see, cuz i'm just blinded by her tight...
 

Her shoulder? How can you not ignore that fine a$$?
 

You can tell she's tanned for too long; her clothes are peeling. It's okay Mint Jelly Hott, I'll rub your naked body down with aloe. Don't mind the penetration from behind... it's all part of the healing process.
 

Kofi's onto something; a new genre. Blackwater Douche; returning from sandside with fat pockets and bulging muscles (nothing to do there but lift weights anyway unless you like poking women that look like Corporal Klinger and smell like pee). Floozy McBubbleButt will gladly help him rip through his money like a Blackwater platoon ripping through an Iraqi schoolbus until he's broke and has to sign up for another tour.

He looks like someone bolted a financial advisor's head onto a body builder.
 

She is every bit as douchey as the guy.
 

I have to concur with anon 9:38. She is pure douchette. I can't argue about her body and its fineness, but she. is. orange. And sporting a major doucheface, on top of it. Nothing a paper bag won't fix, true, but I'd still hate to see her in 10 years. Sunless tanning or not, she's going to look like a Cheeto, wrinkles and all.
 

when she shits small newborn otters come out; that's how perfect her ass is
 

@dressed up like a douche ...

Newborn otters ... oh man I can't stop laughing.
 

I think I just shit my pants I was laughing so hard @ newborn otters.

Very good, sir.

I would go to Iraq butt naked, armed only with a squirt-gun just to get the chance to be the guy that burns shit-house waste in the Ranger squadron that gives her a Rangerette stamping.
 

Three cheers for baby otters!
 

This is upon being caught by the private investigator his wife hired. He's trying to say, "I--uh--I--she started it!"

Whereas she's trying to say, "Do you want to double-penetrate me? Just don't hurt the baby otters!"
 

HAHAHAHAH

Jill from Avalon!

The best. Orange year round.
 

I'm pretty sure that is former NFL linebacker Steve DeOssie
 

Baby otters! Oh, god, you owe me a new computer . . . and she owes me a new zipper and a dry cleaning bill for my pants!
 

That guy was a lineman for the Dallas Cowboys, Atlanta Falcons, and now is a lineman for the Tampa Bay Bucs. He was suspended for roids last season.