This is a picture of the Notre Dame mascot and hos paid escort watching BC blow out Va Tech Thursday nite to become the #1 team in college football.
 

when will girls realize that just because a guy wears black and has tats that it doesn't make him some sort of badass. It just means he changes oil for a living.
 

I thought Joe C died.


Seriously what the fuck? This guy has got to be one of the biggest tools on the planet, how can he be molesting that luscious thigh? Maybe daddy didnt love her and daddy was a leprechaun just like him. that has to be it, daddy issues
 

Not sure whether its the chin or the growl, but that might be 'Ol No. 7 Cro Bagnon's offspring?
 

Run for your lives, it is a Ginger
 

That's not a purse, it's a sack of gold. She doesn't even know him. He's snatching leggy lassie away because his greedy little eyes spied the lucky charms printed on her shirt. Somebody call Officer O'Flaherty!
 

What can I say? I'm after his Lucky Charms.
 

Make that HER Lucky Charms.
 

Aaliyah is a delicious grande cup of mocha java. I would gladly kill the white R.Kelly in his sleep with a bar of soap stuffed in to a sock just for the pleasure of rubbing a buttercream on her feet nightly.
 

Look, look! she's trying to whisper something to us. I think I can just barely make out what she's saying:

(whispering)

"help me. help. this little troll has kidnapped me and plans on taking me to the island of Lilliputan where all the rest of the tiny little trolls will tie me down on a beach and eat goat balls off my stomach. And eeeeewww, he smells like dingleberries and cat piss. please get me out of here."

And yes, she did whipser all that.
 

The Master half of Masterblaster has a nice handbag.

Her mynxy little look says, "Feed me frat sodas then take me to the bone zone."
 

God that's disgusting.
 

boatbutter-he astually looks like the child of master and blaster.
 

Oh, drat. It's spreading outside their little scene!

Soon there'll be chants of "Straight Edge! Straight Edge!" among the scrotery contingent...

... and nobody needs that. Run, Aaliyah Hottie! RUN!
 

Is he wearing a cartoon-print bib?
 

Angry Smurf. He looks kind of turtley, like he could pull his head down into his body.

For some reason I have this urge to feed him dandilions and lettuce.
 

This cat looks like the butt plug for Andre the Giant.
 

Jim Henson's House of Pain babies.
 

My precious.
 

After 10 consective losing seasons, a lengthy list of bad free agent signings, steriod usage by players and their first baseman throwing out the first pitch for the division rival Red Sox on Sunday night, could the Baltimore Orioles be any more pathetic?

Yes. Sawed-off Mark Wahlberg 'bag is sporting a ghetto version of their hat.

the douchess of kunt
 

...She's his babysitter, right?
 

I didn't know Linda Hunt was a lesbian....
 

Actually, I think he's icing his "long balls" after a long night of asking chicks to pose with him for a photo and getting repeatedly kicked in the yarblockos.
This one finally relented, then immediately regreted it once hand was placed 'pon thigh.
 

If the Urban Dictionary needs a definition for "out of your league", this pic will do nicely.
 

We should all be so lucky to have case-worker such as that.
 

Maybe she has a fetish for guys born without necks. Or guys who live under bridges and force passersby to answer riddles.
 

Christ. I thought I smelled cabbage.
 

Who runs barter town?

This guy.

I call stripper. GOTTA BE! She's ridiculous hott and he's not even douche enough, just retarded.

Lotd
 

Dammit Darksock. You got Linda Hunt lesbian before I did.
Mine was:
"I didn't know that the Shadout Mapes had tattoos."

But Bi-La Kaifa! Auliya summons a great Maker for the Butlerian Jihad.




In my pants.
 

are we completely sure this is a dude? look closer...closer
 

He seriously detracts from her overall hottness by even being in her presence. WOW. She is amazing. I would love to drive out to her grandma's house and do her dishes.
 

you motherfuckers that's my leprechaun take the photo down or i will have Lucky Charms for breakfast or i might have my magical elf friends fuckup this site and make it bleed like little stale marsmallow treats in your asshole after your mom gets through doing the dishes then we can go to the toy store and find a Barbie for you to date you little fuckin' midget, get your hands off her.
 

The terorists are attacking Imagination land.
 

It's a chick...again with no idea of what dudes look like
 

Seriously guys. I think maybe you need to consider that maybe this is just her travel-sized court stenographer, like on Chappelle's Show.
 

this is actually my friend Elle hahahahaha.

wow.

this is precious!
 

Paddy McDouche
 

God this guy needs to do the world a favor and jump off a cliff. I figured evolution would of ridded the world of this kind ages ago. I award him zero points and may god have mercy on his soul.
 

@Giovanna

Tell your friend Elle I love her.

...and that I'm tall.
 

"They're always after me lucky charms." - The Leprechaun
 

@giovanna
Tell your friend Elle that she is the hottest girl ever. ever. I guess she probably knows that...But tell her anyway!

Lotd
 

@giovanna
What the HELL is the story with this pic anyway?

Fundraiser for CP right?

Lotd
 

What the hell is up with this kid?? When did it become socially acceptable to emulate Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte??
 

Why do the mentally challenged always get those fine chicks to take care of them? Come on honey, clean the drool off of his chin.


-North Dachoda
 

Quick anatomy lesson: I've seen a woman naked (in real life!), and that's the "outer" thigh he's touching, not the "inner" thigh.
 

Thats a picture of TWO WOMEN!
 

Looks like a longshoreman for the Lollipop Guild.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48

Father Guido Sardouchey
 

Looks kind of like Mini Fred Durst.
 

I would stab myself in the dick hole with FishSlap's nose ring while getting tea-bagged by RANDY from Chicago's B96, all while sitting in the engine room of the Titanic just to get the opportunity to hang onto her bouys.

...and, oh yeah, midget tossing IS a sport.
 

Those tatts look like the ones you can buy @ walmart and wear like shirt sleeves...priceless...
 

@anon 3:43 - You beat me to that...I was gonna say, if that is inner thigh, she's wearing a jean belt and nothing else.

*imagines*
*drools*

Um...excuse me...I have to take care of something...
 

Wow. Again I don't believe that this pic is actually real. What could that dude possibly say to that girl to get her to come sit next to him. Oh..."I'm a douche." I'd forgotten about that one.
 

Are we sure the chick isn't really a blow-up doll? I volunteer to look for her valve stem.
 

Leprechaun: My precious... precious... precious!!! it's mine

Hottie:... I am with you only cuz you paid me....crawl your ass to bring me a vodka!!!

Leprechaun: :'(



Hans von Douchepants
 

That's sooo not his g/f!

Douche Exposed!
 

Almost positive that's two chicks.
 

Even if it is 2 chicks...that EXPLAINS IT?!?!?!

Lotd
 

I wonder what she costs?
 

Hahahahahaha. Awesome. All your guys comments are hilarious...too bad most of them are similar, and are based loosely on fairytales and children's stories. A friend linked me to this page, for me to find myself, and elle. Who might I add, is just a friend. We didn't mean to upset you gentlemen, you can go back to playing Warhammer, or World of Warcraft...and typing onehanded while you browse this site and dream of being the "douchbag" in the photo.
And yes, fred durst, good charlotte, and the orioles all suck... and yes, Elle is smokin fuckin hot. Dont be jealous. Too bad we were shooting a car for Super Street magazine....what do you troglodites do for fun?
 

This website is fucking lame. While I can't speak for the other unknowing guys posted up on this site, I can say the guy you have labeled 'Leprechaun' is an ace motorcycle rider, drifter, bike gang member, black belt, master mechanic, and all around good dude. And I consider him the Brother I never had. He pulls more trim than any of you losers who get your cheap thrills from monitoring this site.

If you knew him, you would never have posted his picture up and/or commented on it.

Get a life losers.
 

hahah i love it when the actual people come on here and try to clear things up!
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

WOODY!