Tuesday, October 30, 2007

 

Halloween 'Bags


The Halloween pics are pouring in, keep them coming, people. These things absolutely are making my week.

Here's one of the first truly genius submissions, from Frat Soda:

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So here's my buddies and I with a hotty. We dressed up as douchebags for halloween. Took some serious notes from your website. Our shirts depict DCHE.... it's the new trend based on FCUK apparel. check it ;)

Frat Soda

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What can I say, FS? You and your boys are learned students of the Art of the Douche Mock. Great work. Love the orange fake tan.

But my question is this. Did the Hottie simply go as a Hottie? Which is okay by me. Heck, she could wrap herself in aluminum foil and call herself a "baked potato" and I'd still Trick her Treats.
Comments:
If those are Halloween costumes, they are great. If not, god help us all.

-gunna
 
The white belt really brings the whole ensemble home. As does the delicious hottie.
 
the orange fake tans are freakin' brilliant. i tip my hat to you gentlemen.
 
Ummmmm, Frat Soda, why weren't we invited to the party??
 
Hi Res! WoW!

Pumpkin douchies? WTF?

Asian Hott is my cup of green tea.
And by green tea I mean the honeyed tea I'd use to slide down her Great Wall and back up her Guilin Mountains.
But she IS Chinese, so I'll be hungry for more of this little eggroll in an hour.
 
Awsome!! I'm the middle douche. It's rad to be famous.

I designed the DCHe apparel and we used orange clown makeup for the tan.

And ya, hot chick dressed as a hot chick.
 
I like clothing line. I like the chinadoll hott even more.
 
Very good, but the shirts arent tight enough. I give it an A for effor though. Overall 7 1/2 rating. A nice tight shirt with "Affliction" written across it would have been funny
 
fantastic work, devin and friends! all the stereotypes are played out to perfection. minus one.

where's the Goose? ya gotta run with that Goose, ya diggggg?

other than that, i applaud your creativity and award you with praise.

WELL DONE 'BAGHUNTER!

*sigh* devin, it must be nice to be young. you have more hair on your chest than i do on my entire fucking head.
 
devin, i only hope that your chin landing strip is not part of your non-douche alter ego.

j/k, good job fellas.
 
Nice, Devin. The questions though are how many real douches did you have to explain your costumes to and how many bleethes let you grab their breast for photo ops?
 
Nice work boys. Can I have the hottie's number? All of a sudden, I feel like having sushi for lunch.
 
Awesome costumes guys!!! Douches do not always have tight shirt, sometimes they make a point of wearing their clothing extra bagging. They did perfect the douche look - annoying headwear, shirts showing way too much man-cleavage, douch-jewelery, white belt, and, to top it off, DB gesture #362.
 
Hot chick is haf jap, shes with slick douche on the left. He's got real game.

We didn't have to explain it to any real douches, we don't socialize with thoes types. Some people didn't understand it though...o well.

Thanks for the chest hair comments. And ya, the 1/8" wide strip is of course part of the douch look.
 
I hate sushi ..but Ill have some raw 18 year old hottie please... : ) chank you
 
oh ya fellas.. you guys rock. nice stuf ..those costumes kill it!! big ups!!
 
NICE!! you get 3 extra points for the ubiquitous (sp?) red cup.

@pfah
I thought I was the only one who noticed the lack of Grey Goose. It seems as if every single douche/Bleeth just HAS to have it.
 
I like this one. Kick ass shirts, bling, cups, faces, points, mandanas, headbands. One thing missing. Sideboobs. The Elvira hottie is super hott, but sideboobs would have made this Godfather 2. It's Godfather 1 right now.
 
Devin--true greatness. I hate to nitpick, but . . . zero degree hat tilt? You're better than that.
 
This boy-band travesty has upset my stomach. What kind of mad karate skills do you need for a white belt? I am so jealous...
 
Hey Devin, I think more people would of caught on if you went with the infamous spikey haired look. Pretty much all douchebags have had some form of this hair style going on since the late 90's. I don't think it will ever die, God help us..
 
Yeah Devin, if you and your boys keep going out like this every weekend, umm we're gonna have to have a little talk.

Otherwise, nice job. I love the hott. I would look good on her.
 
Cap'n KD--So would anything else.

Nice work, guys. The orange is a great touch.
 
Hey jerks, this is the douchette in the pic..for all of you wondering:

1. I'm not chinese, i'm 1/2 Jap.

2. There is a lack of side boob simply because there is a lack of boob..but they're real and they're fabulous.

3. I was kinda going for a semi-trashy look but as you can see it wasn't that trashy to most people..it wasn't even that trashy to me (except for the chunky gold hooped earrings and the ugly gold chain) so i think i'll probably rock that black dress again.

4. Douche on the left is my man...he looked douchealicious and it was amazing.

5. Thanks to everyone who said nice things about me...except for the ass hole who said that this pic was only godfather 1..you sound like a douche so i guess you deserve to be on this website. Now go and play halo 3 on your jerkbox 360 and tell all your friends how cool you are. hahahah j/k
 
Hey, Devin, Rachel, and the rest of y'all:

GREAT WORK!!! Very impressive! You look...uh... GREAT!!

Best regards.
 
Rachel:

By all means dunk the jerk that dissed you but HEY NOW let's leave Halo 3 out of this...it's all I've got....
 
yup! those 3 dudes sure are douche bags! first class! that girl looks reaaly hot!
 
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