Monday, October 29, 2007

 

Flip Side


We don't usually consider the flip-side of the hottie/douchey coupling.

What happens when we invert the codes of douche affect?

When we reverse our meaning structrures surrounding the cultural desire to set a hair gel fauxhawk on fire and then hump his cutie's leg like a windup chattering teeth?

When we consider the ramifications of a tatted up beach choad and his hott from an inverted, negative paradigm?

Or are they simply ass?
Comments:
Run, douche, run. Pam Anderson has been rode hard and put way wet...several times.
 
P.S. Do jeans commercials count?
 
There's no way this isn't a fashion shoot with models, however that doesn't detract from the fact that she's not wearing at top.

You gotta dig chicks without tops!
 
Damn you DB where is the frontal on the topless blond bleeth? She has to look like a young Pam Anderson...at least that's what my hand and penis are telling me.
 
This is actually an original painting by DB1. He's become quite the artist from what I hear. The title of this one is: A Bag and his Bleeth. I like the way he's captured the essence of all that entails bagdom. The tats, trampstamps, extensions, mandanas, exposed underwear, it's almost maddening.

It's reminiscent of Frida Kahlo's "Frida and Diego Rivera", only seen from behind. I give you an A+ DB1, well done.

What happened to the Splitter? I was pretty sure the Splitter was hanging with one of Glinty's chicks.
 
pfah,

caught the new avatar in the weekly. I get mrs. pfah( pilgrim, Amish, puritan) nice. She's pretty.

But what is your get up? I never thought I'd say this to a dude but, you've got nice tits!
 
Is this an Affliction jeans ad? BTW i went to the site today for shits and giggles. Too much douchebaggery going on there.
 
are they wearing the exact same fucking outfit, right down to the bandanna?

ralph.
 
You see, this is exactly what I mean. Nobody says a thing about a hot chick wearing dudes undies, but let me get caught at the park in something frilly and pink and I have to explain myself to the chief of police. It's just not fair.
 
Pfah should have dressed as a douchebag. It should have been a mix of Gator, Peaches and JP. Mrs. Pfah was dressed as Red Riding Hott?

Niiiiiice!!!


I miss Black Betty, KB and Lemon Tart for some odd reason.
 
If that huge tatt says EBER, then it means one of three things,

1-this dude is a direct descendent from Eber, who is a person from the Hebrew Bible. He was a great-grandson of Noah's son Shem. or...

#2-He's a walking advertisement for Eber Casual Furniture over on Route 22 in North Plainfield NJ. or...

#3, he's a frat choad who's tatt artist was drunk when he inked "BEER".

Any one of the three makes him a douche.
 
Is she hitting a joint he just passed her? Go Blondie!!

And uggggh... on the man's underwear on her!
 
@ed & b.a.g.... yup. mrs. pfah went as little red riding hott and i went dressed as a fellow co-worker who is a great friend. yes, i am retarded.

as far as this "Flip Side' picture goes, it looks to me like his tattoo artist is dyslexic. they spelled 'BEER' incorrectly.
 
What ever happened to Pfah? I miss his rapier witt and his need to slaughter douchebags morally...

And for the record, i'm pretty sure this is about to turn into that part of Creepshow where Leslie Neilsen buries the people in sand, only to have them come back and murder him as zombies...Douche Zombies.
 
i'm here hanksanass. me and my rapier wit.
 
This is just as bad as the regular photos we see here. Just as bad. Toplessness is cool though.
 
Tighty whiteys on a chick? Blech.
 
ya I agree...does a jeans add count? Im not sure If I agree with contrived douchieness...I like seeing pics of douches that arent recieving a paycheck to look like a douche bag. but yes this guy is super douchey and the wench is proper for sure
 
Oh lovely, the 'bag hunter doth returneth. Vacay bra? How was it bra? Red Soxxxxxxxxx bra? ALRIGHT!
 
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DB1, I think it's time for a hottest of the hott poll. Everyone is playing for third place since Tank Girl and Red Sox hottie have 1st and 2nd locked up, but let's give the rest of the hotts a chance at the bronze.

C'mon, hey. Sunny says five bucks for a throw, 15 for the night.
 
doucheoween party bra. congrats to your Red Sox.
 
@pfah sexy. damn sexy.

i totally have a cafeteria worker fetish, and you my friend, play the role nicely
 
I second what spinnaker chick said
 
@bcs....want fries with that?
 
She can't bitch about the enormous ringworm infection above her ass if she keeps wearing his dirty undies...
 
you motherfuckers that ringworm is my cousin take that pictuar down or i'll shit on a mandana or i might tell my sister and have Mickey Rourk Motorcycle Boy you into you dorks
 
Hey DB1...I guess a flashy banner on your website is the newest adouchetrement???
 
This looks like a really bad ad for Valtrex.
 
It is fortunate these two bottom-feeders are together; it saves two other people!
 
Darksock it has been said before and much more eloquently but I must reiterate - you are not right in the head - hysterically funny but just not right in the head.
 
i think this photo might be art. . .

if it makes my eyes bleed, is that art?
 
Spinnaker:

Well that's what they said about the Son of Sam, so nyahhh.
 
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