Friday, October 26, 2007
The Chase
So what defines the parameters of human existence?
Is it the way we construct the careful elements of cultural armor to launch ourselves like fiery pieces of Sputnik into a collision course with a large quantity of hott in the hopes of grabbing shards during our atmospheric plunge?
Is it through a madcap endless chasing of the name-brand identities of trend culture in the vain hopes of grasping that just-out-of-reach brass ring of "now"?
An endlessly impossible journey of paradox, a quagmire of corporate inspired chase in which we are brand-name rats scurrying for a mythic product to transcend the sexual competition during our underground descent into the Land of Boobological Firmness?
And is it so wrong that I want Angry Blonde White with the tiny side-boobs to shackle me to a radiator and spank me while dressed in a giant Snoopy costume?
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a) ironically, the douche-face on the right is the exact same look i give before i whoop someone's ass for wearing such a ridiculous piece of costume wankery. seriously, are 'bags incapable of wearing anything resembling normal human clothing?
2) the ultra-rare jesus-bling/dog tag combo on thing 1 is distressing.
III) are those supposed to be soul patches or did these dipshits try and shave while the mirror was still fogged up?
Four) Hooters hooters yum yum yum. Hooters Hooters on a girl that's dumb.
2) the ultra-rare jesus-bling/dog tag combo on thing 1 is distressing.
III) are those supposed to be soul patches or did these dipshits try and shave while the mirror was still fogged up?
Four) Hooters hooters yum yum yum. Hooters Hooters on a girl that's dumb.
White Dress looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter, and all that that implies.
Bud Light Douche needs to clean the vomit off of his shirt; it's redundant.
Bud Light Douche needs to clean the vomit off of his shirt; it's redundant.
It's as if, just before the pic was snapped, they all realized they would end up on this site. Douchebags with self-awareness. Never thought I'd see that.
Dem's some NAAASTY bitches, and dose douches is welcome to 'em...
after some sterilization procedures for all parties.
after some sterilization procedures for all parties.
Urge to rub self overwhelming...
So much side boob and cleavite this must be what heaven looks like, an overly tanned, overly coiffed, overly fugly heaven filled with skin flute playing douchebags...wait a minute that doesn't sound like heaven at all. Ok maybe it's just like the 24 video store I frequent.
So much side boob and cleavite this must be what heaven looks like, an overly tanned, overly coiffed, overly fugly heaven filled with skin flute playing douchebags...wait a minute that doesn't sound like heaven at all. Ok maybe it's just like the 24 video store I frequent.
# posted by 
: 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
Renee Zellweger's been keeping some aweful company since Bridget Jones... She's improved her sideboob, though.
Anna Kournikova got boobs? White dress looks like she's already on social security. I guess years of coke, heroin, and brake fluid will wear a girl down. Angry asian man/woman is scaring the shit out of me. Her rack is pointier than a viking helmet.
Both douches are sporting Aflliction shirts. They must have checked their Yankee hats with the coatgirl.
Both douches are sporting Aflliction shirts. They must have checked their Yankee hats with the coatgirl.
Awesome! They've finally released the new MMORPG 'Dungeons and Douchebags: Quest of the Guido'!
This is a screen cap of an in-game quest party.
The chick in the brown dress is a level 10 Bleeth Princess. Class: Thief. Skill: magically filling her 'Bag of Holding with expensive loot and mixed drinks.
The guy on the left is a level 14 Scrote Lord. Class: Bagling. Skill: +3 Rod of Power jammed up his ass, capable of setting fire to incendiary mixes of hair gel, Axe body spray, and facial oil for some NASTY damage points.
He just bends over and... "Lightning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lightning bolt!... of Douuuuuche!"
This is a screen cap of an in-game quest party.
The chick in the brown dress is a level 10 Bleeth Princess. Class: Thief. Skill: magically filling her 'Bag of Holding with expensive loot and mixed drinks.
The guy on the left is a level 14 Scrote Lord. Class: Bagling. Skill: +3 Rod of Power jammed up his ass, capable of setting fire to incendiary mixes of hair gel, Axe body spray, and facial oil for some NASTY damage points.
He just bends over and... "Lightning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lightning bolt!... of Douuuuuche!"
# posted by : 10:50 AM
: 10:50 AM
Green dress and Asian brown dress belong in the Hall of Hott along with Yellow dress from a few weeks ago. Incidentally, they all belong in a pile on my bedroom floor while their owners are in a game of nude Crisco-Twister with me.
who is zsa zsa gabor. darksock trys to use words that make him sound smart. too bad youre a polesmoker. get a job losers, i looked and this is all you do. im on vacation at least.
# posted by : 11:07 AM
: 11:07 AM
Green is sporting the vest to the tux I wore on St. Paddy's Day in '93. And not much else.
top 'o the mornin' douchess of kunt
top 'o the mornin' douchess of kunt
# posted by : 11:18 AM
: 11:18 AM
Yeah darksock stop tyring to "sound" so smart. And stop using big words like Zsa Zsa Gabor; because we know proper nouns are such big words.
Obviously it's under 21 day here at HCwD.com and they all happen to be anons.
Oh, by the way anon, I'd take darksock's intellectual prowess and humor over any twit I see on tv or in the movies anyday; along with him verbally wiping you out of existence. The best part will be your lizard brain being ill equiped to process and comprehend anything he says.
Good luck, and please get ready to go to your job at the movie theater behind the snack counter.
You: "Hi, would you like to try a combo?"
Me: "Fuck off zit face."
Obviously it's under 21 day here at HCwD.com and they all happen to be anons.
Oh, by the way anon, I'd take darksock's intellectual prowess and humor over any twit I see on tv or in the movies anyday; along with him verbally wiping you out of existence. The best part will be your lizard brain being ill equiped to process and comprehend anything he says.
Good luck, and please get ready to go to your job at the movie theater behind the snack counter.
You: "Hi, would you like to try a combo?"
Me: "Fuck off zit face."
Did anyone else notice that these "hotties" are all wearing different colors of the same dress/shirt/skirt thing? You girls stay classy...
# posted by : 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
If these chicks are trying to scare me away, then they have succeded, and if the bags are trying to look gay....bravo.
How does that asian couger in the white bend like that? She looks like one of those ceramic japanese soup spoons.
How does that asian couger in the white bend like that? She looks like one of those ceramic japanese soup spoons.
anon 11:07 -
Mind if I call you Short Bus?
I'd love to tuck into you like a fat kid into a chocolate pie, but I'm having a problem and maybe you could help me: What the fuck are you talking about? I read your post 3 times and it ain't sticking.
I'm sorry for the big words, S.B., but if we all wrote at your level it would read like a friggin' Nickelodeon site (oops, sorry, another big word). Look on the bright side; in a year or two your age will match your IQ (you are a teenager, right?).
...im on vacation at least.
Sounds like a *killer* vacation if you're spending it talking smack to random strangers on a website; are you vacationing at a New Jersey Library public computer table? I'm very jealous, Short Bus. You are speshull.
Mind if I call you Short Bus?
I'd love to tuck into you like a fat kid into a chocolate pie, but I'm having a problem and maybe you could help me: What the fuck are you talking about? I read your post 3 times and it ain't sticking.
I'm sorry for the big words, S.B., but if we all wrote at your level it would read like a friggin' Nickelodeon site (oops, sorry, another big word). Look on the bright side; in a year or two your age will match your IQ (you are a teenager, right?).
...im on vacation at least.
Sounds like a *killer* vacation if you're spending it talking smack to random strangers on a website; are you vacationing at a New Jersey Library public computer table? I'm very jealous, Short Bus. You are speshull.
squatch @ 10:50
holy shit, i havent laughed that hard since darksock destroyed the prompas self-esteem.
holy shit, i havent laughed that hard since darksock destroyed the prompas self-esteem.
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
why dont you fuck off smartguy. everyone on this site sucks your dick like your the coolest. whatever old loser. you have rinkled balls i bet.
and im not even a teenager fucker but youll find that out when me and my boys come see you. old balls.
and im not even a teenager fucker but youll find that out when me and my boys come see you. old balls.
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
My god I haven't laughed this hard since anon's mom took off her prosthetic leg before getting into bed with me.
@Anon 12:26 PM,
Have convulsions, much?
The whole "impotent rage" thing really doesn't cut it, you illiterate Wookie.
Have convulsions, much?
The whole "impotent rage" thing really doesn't cut it, you illiterate Wookie.
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
fuck off losers im out and you can all lick my balls. dont bother to reply because i win homos. faggots. talk shit about sc some more noonan and ill find your white ass. faggot.
# posted by : 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
This is the chick in the green dress. Wow thanks so much guys for the flatterring comments. U ROCK! now down to business, me and my gurlz just checked out Ed's profile and he is hotttttt!. We want to run a dick sucking marathon on you. The thought of playing twister with such a virile stud is making us wetttttt. Bring out the crisco you corpulent hunk of man lard! Nothing us young plastic surgery train wrecks like more than a big juicy red neck.
# posted by : 12:47 PM
: 12:47 PM
Oh, great. Ed's troll is back.
We're not taking politics into account here, Anonotard. Do you do politics on porn sites too?
Guy #1: Holy moley, I can't believe she did that thing she did at 3:53 into the vid...
Guy #2: Man, if I could just grab that ass right now... Fuck.
Anonotard: George W. Bush sucks! We live in Amerikkka! Nazis have invaded my brain-pan!!1@!!
Guy #2: WTF?
Guy #1: Dude. Unless you can bring the money shot... Fuck off.
Anonotard: Fjasodjfiasojfdioasjfd!... Ook-ook!
We're not taking politics into account here, Anonotard. Do you do politics on porn sites too?
Guy #1: Holy moley, I can't believe she did that thing she did at 3:53 into the vid...
Guy #2: Man, if I could just grab that ass right now... Fuck.
Anonotard: George W. Bush sucks! We live in Amerikkka! Nazis have invaded my brain-pan!!1@!!
Guy #2: WTF?
Guy #1: Dude. Unless you can bring the money shot... Fuck off.
Anonotard: Fjasodjfiasojfdioasjfd!... Ook-ook!
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
Old Balls - wasn't that a Nat King Cole Xmas tune?
Old balls resting on a denture plate
Granny's nipping at your 'nads
Vick's Vapor Rub has your grundle all aglow
Elder oral play is rad
Mamaw hasn't gummed one since Ike was prez
And now you both are 92
And though you've had head, many times many ways,
Let's hope you survive the spew
the douchess of kunt
Old balls resting on a denture plate
Granny's nipping at your 'nads
Vick's Vapor Rub has your grundle all aglow
Elder oral play is rad
Mamaw hasn't gummed one since Ike was prez
And now you both are 92
And though you've had head, many times many ways,
Let's hope you survive the spew
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 1:02 PM
: 1:02 PM
It is those damned liberals again. Invading our peaceful community. Go away liberals and stop bashing Ed.
# posted by : 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
"I'm not even a teenager"
Darksock be on the watch for any suspicious looking ten year olds with Augsberger Syndrome.
Nice comebacks, Squatch. I wonder what Ed's anon fan is posting on political sites since he doesn't seem to understand this one?
Darksock be on the watch for any suspicious looking ten year olds with Augsberger Syndrome.
Nice comebacks, Squatch. I wonder what Ed's anon fan is posting on political sites since he doesn't seem to understand this one?
@spinnaker chick,
I dunno. Probably something along the lines of... Ook-ook! Who knows?
Oh, and I love your choice in avatars, SC. Growwwwwl.
I dunno. Probably something along the lines of... Ook-ook! Who knows?
Oh, and I love your choice in avatars, SC. Growwwwwl.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
Edster's tone on this site is in sharp contrast to the bitter middle-aged white guy persona he shapes on that tedious soapbox of his he calls a blog.
Take into account his AARP Magazine cover-boy snapshot, the bawdy drooling on this site, and it's a rather unlikeable package.
It's also the reason why Cialis is not available OTC.
Take into account his AARP Magazine cover-boy snapshot, the bawdy drooling on this site, and it's a rather unlikeable package.
It's also the reason why Cialis is not available OTC.
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
@kofi 2:00 PM,
So? Who cares? If his blog is full of grumpy old man blatherings... how does that impact HCwDB?
That's the point I'm trying to make. You want to bash him? Take it to his blog.
This is HCwDB, and I'm here to laugh my ass off at hot chicks and douchebags and the comments that ensue.
I could give a shit if the commenters here were communists, John Birchers, or anarchists throwing grenades in Haymarket Square. And.... Nobody else here does, either.
So stop pissing in the picnic basket and grow the fuck up.
So? Who cares? If his blog is full of grumpy old man blatherings... how does that impact HCwDB?
That's the point I'm trying to make. You want to bash him? Take it to his blog.
This is HCwDB, and I'm here to laugh my ass off at hot chicks and douchebags and the comments that ensue.
I could give a shit if the commenters here were communists, John Birchers, or anarchists throwing grenades in Haymarket Square. And.... Nobody else here does, either.
So stop pissing in the picnic basket and grow the fuck up.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
People actually check out other peoples' blog sites? Ha, good one!
Why the fuck would I want to do that? Between real work and my second job here I wouldn't have time to disagree with Ed's ultraconservatism .... errrrrrrrrr nevermind.
Just kidding Ed. The world needs conservatives too. I happen to be liberal, but that's more about my social awareness than politics per se.
Keep on 'bagging people. Out.
Why the fuck would I want to do that? Between real work and my second job here I wouldn't have time to disagree with Ed's ultraconservatism .... errrrrrrrrr nevermind.
Just kidding Ed. The world needs conservatives too. I happen to be liberal, but that's more about my social awareness than politics per se.
Keep on 'bagging people. Out.
Squatch I wholeheartedly agree with you brother. I come in peace.
*throws up gangsta peace sign pose*
I was just pointing out that Ed's flaming ramblings away from this site draws numerous numbnuts and enemies. -- "haters!", as our kid Randall would say.
Just an FYI. That's all.
*throws up gangsta peace sign pose*
I was just pointing out that Ed's flaming ramblings away from this site draws numerous numbnuts and enemies. -- "haters!", as our kid Randall would say.
Just an FYI. That's all.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
@kofi,
It's all good.
I'd throw up a gangsta peace sign too... except I have arthritis.
Where's my sweater?...
It's all good.
I'd throw up a gangsta peace sign too... except I have arthritis.
Where's my sweater?...
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
The world needs conservatives too. I happen to be liberal, but that's more about my social awareness than politics per se.
Co-sign.
Masquerading as "politically incorrect" doesn't count as neither funny nor cool when it subtly promotes old-world racism, xenophobia, and misogyny.
There's plenty of that shit already in our world, and am sure the douchebags caputred on this website would concur.
After all, it's Ed's boomer generation which sold out their ideals to breed this uber-materialistic, power-hungry world where douchebags roam free and their 'bitches' tag along.
Co-sign.
Masquerading as "politically incorrect" doesn't count as neither funny nor cool when it subtly promotes old-world racism, xenophobia, and misogyny.
There's plenty of that shit already in our world, and am sure the douchebags caputred on this website would concur.
After all, it's Ed's boomer generation which sold out their ideals to breed this uber-materialistic, power-hungry world where douchebags roam free and their 'bitches' tag along.
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
Good Lord people! Lighten up!
There's an appropriate place for all dialogue, political or otherwise, but there should be no cross-conversations between sites.
Bad form Anon and Kofi, bad, bad form.
Have a nice weekend everybody.
There's an appropriate place for all dialogue, political or otherwise, but there should be no cross-conversations between sites.
Bad form Anon and Kofi, bad, bad form.
Have a nice weekend everybody.
anon 12:26 -
'old balls'? Well, it's original, I guess....kinda catchy really...if you're coming to see me with "your boys" (your balls? your gay friends?) don't bother buying the Greyhound bus ticket; I'm a straight male. You can go pound Randy's big ass, though; he's available according to his Myspace page.
Spinnaker Chick spelled it wrong though; you have Ass Burger syndrome.
@ d. baggins: I once saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas.
'old balls'? Well, it's original, I guess....kinda catchy really...if you're coming to see me with "your boys" (your balls? your gay friends?) don't bother buying the Greyhound bus ticket; I'm a straight male. You can go pound Randy's big ass, though; he's available according to his Myspace page.
Spinnaker Chick spelled it wrong though; you have Ass Burger syndrome.
@ d. baggins: I once saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas.
Nice find, Anon@2:53.
All one has to do is take a peek at the "Layla Nicole's Schools" section of her page to understand why she'll be bending over for the rest of her life.
She also states she's "half Persian, half English", which caps off a big week for skanky Iranian chicks on this site.
I'd still change my clothes at the fitting room she's in charge of at the Baby GAP in South Coast Plaza Mall.
All one has to do is take a peek at the "Layla Nicole's Schools" section of her page to understand why she'll be bending over for the rest of her life.
She also states she's "half Persian, half English", which caps off a big week for skanky Iranian chicks on this site.
I'd still change my clothes at the fitting room she's in charge of at the Baby GAP in South Coast Plaza Mall.
# posted by : 5:01 PM
: 5:01 PM
wow just checked out two websites. This layla chick is quite the not so hot insecure chick. Methinks someone's daddy didnt love them.
Second site, Ed's. Wow, you really want the USA to be all white and ruled by men. Dude, you are not prepared for what life will be like. It is a good thing you have 10 years left at the most.
Second site, Ed's. Wow, you really want the USA to be all white and ruled by men. Dude, you are not prepared for what life will be like. It is a good thing you have 10 years left at the most.
# posted by : 7:57 PM
: 7:57 PM
anon @ 7:57,
Why is it that accusing a person of racism is your debate strategy #1, when that person makes a point against which you have no reasonable argument?
Wow, you almost had a twinkling of humor there in the last line. I actually laughed.
Besides that one line, if you knew how tiresome you are, you'd kill yourself. I have never once, not a single time, injected any topic besides douche or hott on this site, certainly nothing political. I, and everybody else, would appreciate it if you would take your grievances elsewhere.
Why is it that accusing a person of racism is your debate strategy #1, when that person makes a point against which you have no reasonable argument?
Wow, you almost had a twinkling of humor there in the last line. I actually laughed.
Besides that one line, if you knew how tiresome you are, you'd kill yourself. I have never once, not a single time, injected any topic besides douche or hott on this site, certainly nothing political. I, and everybody else, would appreciate it if you would take your grievances elsewhere.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
That picture should not be on this site. It should be on the Hot guys with douchebags site,I think. Deez bitches are major skanks. Seriously, the guys look less douchey than the bitches.
# posted by : 12:15 AM
: 12:15 AM
Ed, I am anon at 7. First off i have never posted anything about you before, so I don't really have a constant argument. I was simply directed to your website via the ramblings and rumblings of others. My third and final point, harasssing douchebags is the name of the game, and you sir seem just a bit douchey. So I believe calling a spade a spade is like calling peaches peche. You say tomato I say potato.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
Aw hell, I checked Green Dress My
Space page and she's an Orange County local. The tide of douchebaggery encroaches...
Space page and she's an Orange County local. The tide of douchebaggery encroaches...
# posted by : 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
anon @ 8:54,
My apologies if I mistook you for one of the other anons on this site. The problem with not using a handle is that you get confused with other anons who irritate everybody with their personal attacks that have nothing to do with 'bags or hotts. To avoid confusion in the future, simply sign your anonymous post with a made up handle. Again, sorry if I attacked you mistakenly.
My apologies if I mistook you for one of the other anons on this site. The problem with not using a handle is that you get confused with other anons who irritate everybody with their personal attacks that have nothing to do with 'bags or hotts. To avoid confusion in the future, simply sign your anonymous post with a made up handle. Again, sorry if I attacked you mistakenly.
# posted by : 4:14 PM
: 4:14 PM
Id fuck green six ways to sunday for sure...Oh and these chicks and douchenuts are from NEwport and I know it because I posted it. Thanks for posting my shit DB1!!! you da man mang. glammy
# posted by : 6:13 PM
: 6:13 PM
Its not just me that thinks every is having a shity time. Except for the two on the left. So optimistic and full of life.....until tomorrow morning.
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