For some reason I feel an urge to go to the porn banner on top of DB1's site and rent Titty Titty Bang Bang, volumes 1 thru 23.

Her boobs are so big they have spines; them's some big ol' chest hams right there.

That's a porkpie hat he's wearing, but in this case it's a dorkpie hat.
 

Praise the lord.

This must be Bear Bryant's illegitmate half asian love child. Or maybe Tom Landry's. Her boobies are remarkable. You would need a team of three to rappel down that flesh canyon.
 

Looks like Pedro won the teat lottery
 

"jar full of marbles" ?

More like garbage can full of bowling balls.
Jesus Christ!
 

i'd like her better if they were smaller. i know that's not gonna go over well with this crowd.
 

Kilimanjaro! Bigger. Than. Her. Head. Nice work, God.

You know in Mission Impossible 3 when the little implant in the spy chick's brain exploded and she went all cock eyed? That's what this guy reminds me of.
 

boobilicious.
 

I think she's wearing at least three bras to push up those flesh floats that high. Notice how her cheeks are flushed- sure sign that oxygen deprivation is occurring due to severe constriction of the her airway.
I say "amateur" or a "Bleeth in training".
 

i didn't notice the guy in the hat until after 10 minutes of looking at this picture.

@mitch....i'm with you. anything more than a full C and it's too much. then again, i'm a leg and ass guy.
 

God the sheer weight of those ta-tas. She must have hired that guy to prop her up when her ginormous boobles cause her spine to crumple.
 

Hit the dirt!! They're gonna blow!!!

- Scrunt
 

Mitch - I know what you're saying, but I wasn't gonna say it!!

Oh, and Motorboat.
 

I noticed not one person has commented on anything other than her cans.

........
 

I was busy staring at Mrs Pfah!

Damn man you are the poster child for all of us.

Teach us Yoda!

Oh...now back to the pic:

I could set up a hammock and take a nap under those things!
 

I wont call him a douche I'll just call him lucky and man is Apolo Anton Ohno lucky. Being in close proximity to something that hott is certainly going to warrant death threats from onlooker, passerby's and snipers hiding in her bushes with night vision goggles. So by merely surviving long enough to have this pic snapped makes him lucky in my book.

There is a god and he is definitely a man...or a lesbian either way Holyhalleujah bOObies. Can I get an Amen for boobies?

I feel like I'm leaving something out....oh yeah boobies. A slight breeze could knock this chick to the ground of course upon impact the ground would light a cig and ask her to do it again.
 

Is that Hines Ward's retarded cousin? You all know who Hines Ward is right? MVP of Super Bowl XL. Those are some serious tits. I had to call them what they are. Fake, but i'd still like to cop a feel.
 

@david douchecovny

"More like garbage can full of bowling balls."

I'm surprised my uproarious laughter at that line didn't get me a visit from my boss or HR.
 

@b.a.g......dude? can we PLEASE stop talking about Super Bowl Xl now? i already owe your ass a 50.

sheesh.
 

@marc cruz....thanks man. i'll pass on your compliment.
 

@Pfah I know man, I'm sorry. I turned into one of those guys........ Perfect set of sweater meat right there and I'm talking football.
 

She looks like she's smuggling 2 bald midgets.
 

woman has large head,
boobies are very large too,
dead eyes see through me


Brent the Bag
 

Disturbance in Force
Turn the ship around now, Han
Those are no small moons
 

Wow, a Star Wars-themed Haiku about a woman's ginormous knockers. I seriously love this site.

And with the scrotepatch on this genius's chin, and the fact that he's one of few black people who smile in pictures (I had to go there) this looks more like Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics... I guess it's a good day to be associated with Boston in any way, shape, or form.

This guy isn't particularly douchey, minus the hat that's channeling a 1940's jazz musician and what seems to be Jesus bling. But those flesh mounds are glorious... Thank you, oh mighty Gods of Boobage!

-- Douche Bagsteen & The D-Street Band
 

I'm having a very hard time trying to figure out if she's enhanced or if she is wearing the mother of all wonderbras. Any opinions would be greatly appreciated.
 

...the lives that could have been saved if only she was aboard the Titanic on that fatefully disastrous night...
 

Randy @ Chicago's B96 - 96.3 FM said...


HEY THAT'S DJ CHINO AND JESSIKA. IVE ALERTED TOP BRASS ABOUT YOUR HIJINX AND YOU'LL HERE FROM SOMEONE, I GUARANTEE IT.

OH AND TO ALL YOU BASHING ME ON MYSPACE, TRY AGAIN. IVE BLOCKED ALL YOUR NAMES FROM MY MESSAGE LIST WITH LEET BLOCKER PROGRAM.

AND TO ALL OF YOU POSING AS 13 YEAR OLD BOYS WHO ARE IMING ME, DON'T NOT THINK I KNOW YOU ARE NOT WHO YOU PROCLAIM TO BE...ER, DONT THINK I DONT KNOW THAT YOURE FAKE. JUST BECAUSE IM GAY DOESNT MEAN I LOVE LITTLE BOYS...FRESH YOUNG SUPPLE YOUNG LADS, WHO STILL CARRY THE SWEET SUBTLE SMELL OF URINE...SO GENTLE AND DOE-EYED UNTIL THAT RAG GOES OVER THE MOUTH...LOOK JUST LEAVE ME AND MY MOM ALONE SHE DOES NOT DESERVED TO BE PUNISHED BY HER SON'S FAILURES AS A DJ AND A HUMAN BEING IN GENERAL
 

Looking at this picture makes me want to eat and take a nap. Just like I did when I was the size of one of those things.

I boob you, Dolly. Shtit. I melon, I arieola wanna jug you. Bra, I cans't think. Nice titty cat. Is its name Furry Flesh Bomb?

Speedbags...
 

I have fake boobs and me thinks these might be real.
 

boobs are rad. Douchebags must die
 

oh PS...def real. those aint bolt ons
 

They've gotta be fake, otherwise she wouldn't be showing them like that. Ever notice only the gals with fake tits this big show 'em and the ones born with them cover them up?

When she dies, they won't be able to close the casket.
 

Whoa...

Whenever she goes outside, a total eclipse occurs.

She'll never drown. Never.

In some states she needs a license for each one of those. And they must be kept on a leash.

Aside from looking in a full-length mirror, can she tell what shoes she's wearing?

Does she drive her car from the back seat? Wouldn't airbags be redundant?

She could make some damn good money smuggling illegal aliens across the border in her cleavage.

Hooray for boobies!

And fuck Fish Slap.
 

@bcs:

LIEK A PEBBEL TO A BAER, LOL.
 

fuck Fish Slap.
 

i wonder if her pooper matches her football sized aereolas and hanging juggs. woooof!!

-celeb spank
 

DJ Chino's wang won't get through that tittyfucking cleavage. Where's the Hedgehog when you need him?
 

Ron Jeremy's busy eating and/or selling Extenze
 

d. baggins: Amen.
 

Not a bag.

Speaking of bags, has anyone found this girl's website?
 

Personalities
Quetzalscroatl deserves not
Bury face, go phbbbbt
 

12 hours later, and they are still there. I dreamed last night that I got lost wandering around in her boobage and had to fire off a flare so that the rescuers could find me. I love boobies. Bear Chong-Bryant is a lucky man.
 

@douchetorious b.a.g.....hey man, go check out my blog. there's a couple ideas there for your avatar that i found. just grab whichever one you want and then i'll take it down. word.
 

'cmon tittie
 

Totally real. I know it.
 

My man looks like he just got hit upside the head with a shovel ... or ... whale-sized boobies.
 

VIVA BOOBIES!!!!!!!
 

Picture her thirty years from now - eeewwwwwwww!
 

Yeah, that's exactly what I do. I log onto my bigboobpass.com account so I can sit there and picture all the starlets sagging past their paunches thirty years from now...

Didn't know being an extra in Apocalypto could land you such sweet ass. Damn. Who is that chick! My bishop needs flogging; hence, more photos!
 

Im a chick, love this site...the girls boobs are totaly fake. Ive got real ones (about a 36D) they dont stand up and say hello like those. Even in a push-bra I dont get cleavage to my neck :)
 

@anon 11:54

Do you think she could do a ventriloquist act with those things?
 

For bonus points, an essay question: Compare and contrast the glorious clevite from this post to the Bag/Not a Bag from July 30, aka, "Luckiest Tenth-Grader in the Country."
 

Fucking Niggers!~
 

There's a guy there?
 

He is Asian Wyclef Jean bag she is red faced hottie.I want to use her as a floatation device on the Guadalupe River as I search for a Tortilla depicting the Virgin Mary in all her glory Ay! Caramba