Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Ask DB1: Kissy Lips
stevex writes in:-----
Dear DB1:
Could you explain why douchebags always make kissy lips when being photographed? Are they tasting their own sourness? Is there a collective unconscious douche bank in their brains that tells them all how to behave?
Inquiring minds need to know.
-stevex
-----Being a 'bag is hard, stevex. So much pressure to gel up the chest hair. Turn yourself orange. Appear "Gangsta" tough at all times.
Sometimes the 'bag just wants to display affection. Love. Sincerity.
Since impressing the hott gives him little opportunity for such outward displays of affection (outside of the arm-lock and dual hand gestures maneuver), the Kissy Lips become one way the douche can say, "Hey, I might be wearing a mandana and muscle-t shirt displaying my ginormous tribal tatt. But I love you." And I mean that in the abstract, not about 60s Swingerbag and his generibuddy, pictured here sandwiching a Malaysian Paprika.
So the Kissy Lips is that moment when a scroteface can let his guard down. When they're telling you they love you. Is that so wrong?
Why yes. I suppose it is.
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Why is douche boy on the right stroking his long neck so?
It's almost... no it really is obscene. Maybe he's thinking about his butt buddy on the left and what they'll be doing with each other after this photo.
Brunette hott, your coming with me!
It's almost... no it really is obscene. Maybe he's thinking about his butt buddy on the left and what they'll be doing with each other after this photo.
Brunette hott, your coming with me!
# posted by 
: 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
You can douche if you want to
Malay paprika hottie won't mind
Cause the hottie doesnt douche and cause she doesnt douche
you can play with your buddy's behind
Malay paprika hottie won't mind
Cause the hottie doesnt douche and cause she doesnt douche
you can play with your buddy's behind
Wonderful MWOH refrence don parmesan guido linguini. By the way, your name is a mouthfull. Like RANDY'S mouth...well you know the rest.
don's fine for short. In reference to Randy's mouth, let me quote darsock:
Randy could fellate a mailbox.
Randy could fellate a mailbox.
It's time for the new game sweeping the nation, left-to-right, or LTR as I like to call it.
The "I'm-fooling-myself-by-spiking-my-thinning-receding-hairline-look" is already old. But the chemical peel he's using to keep that 'under 40' look seems to be working.
And her: if she didn't have tit-do I'd love to boil her with the rest of my donuts and eat her in the morning, salivating all over every inch of her.
Finally we've got right-angle-chin on stage right. He looks like he belongs in the ring ... ... as a punching bag.
The "I'm-fooling-myself-by-spiking-my-thinning-receding-hairline-look" is already old. But the chemical peel he's using to keep that 'under 40' look seems to be working.
And her: if she didn't have tit-do I'd love to boil her with the rest of my donuts and eat her in the morning, salivating all over every inch of her.
Finally we've got right-angle-chin on stage right. He looks like he belongs in the ring ... ... as a punching bag.
The left two are vying for douche's attention by making their mouths mimic a sheep's anus. But he's about to hump the camera occulus.
Dude I totally do the kissy lips. Fuck y'all haters. I don't care what you say...girls love it.
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