Sunday, October 21, 2007
Actorbags
It's Sunday, and The DB1 is hungover from last night's carousing attempts to save the hotties of greater Los Angeles from pollution by endless stubbly actorbags.
Sure they might not have any visible means of employment. Or evidence of actual talent. Or a car.
But dammit if they aren't one of the DeVry Technical Institute's featured alumni in this month's newsletter.
And check out their prominent headshot in between Ensign Harper from Enterprise and Suitcase Opener #22 on Deal Or No Deal featured on the "Wall of Fame" at the Celebrity Cleaners on Hillhurst.
They're so damn charming, ladies. I understand. Simply overlook the herps sore and pound another Lemon Drop.
Here's to you, Seal 'bag with the abs and tongue disease. And here's to you, Stephen Baldwin Douche Face. May your audition for "Featured Audience Member" for the pilot of "Boy Meets World: Miami" go swimmingly.
Because it may be Goofy, but at least it's Disney, right?
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i found this one on myspace. because of the every growing lack of color on this site (other than orange) i found this nice black bag. there were also 6 other pics in which he was holding his shirt open like a choad sandwich.
Left Choad looks like he just had a stroke.
If Blondie would move, Ebony Choad would unzip his pants and give him another stroke.
Sorry, sweetie, but you can't scratch off herpes sores. If you could, everyone in that club would be scraping on their lips like they were stolen lottery tickets.
If Blondie would move, Ebony Choad would unzip his pants and give him another stroke.
Sorry, sweetie, but you can't scratch off herpes sores. If you could, everyone in that club would be scraping on their lips like they were stolen lottery tickets.
you motherfuckers that girl is my sister take the photo down or i will have google delete your page or i might have my hacker friends fuckup this site and make it bleed like your asshole after your dad gets through pounding your ass when you visit him in prison you motherfucking dorks
# posted by 
: 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
anon 11:44 AM -
since you obviously didn't understand my post in "Lost Limerick" below, let me put it to you in your own language:
WRONG ASNWER MUTHAFUKKA - WE RUN WIT DA GOOSE FOOL - UNTUCHABLEs, G! I WILL HAVE MY BWEE RANDY AT B96 BLACKBALL YUR SORY ASS
WEN WE R DONE WIT U THEN U WILL KNOW GOTTI MF AND U WILL BE SLURPIN THE DOODI P
YA DIGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?!?!??
IGHT, IM OUT DAWGS FA RILL
Of course, you COULD just email DB1 directly to request that he take down this pic; the address is plastered all over this sight. This is a feat that some frightenly stupid dipshits before you have managed to pull off. Of course, you'll still have to ask Mr. Google to unlink her name from "cock magnet" image searches.
Would this be the first take-down request of a take-down request replacement picture? Awesome.
since you obviously didn't understand my post in "Lost Limerick" below, let me put it to you in your own language:
WRONG ASNWER MUTHAFUKKA - WE RUN WIT DA GOOSE FOOL - UNTUCHABLEs, G! I WILL HAVE MY BWEE RANDY AT B96 BLACKBALL YUR SORY ASS
WEN WE R DONE WIT U THEN U WILL KNOW GOTTI MF AND U WILL BE SLURPIN THE DOODI P
YA DIGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?!?!??
IGHT, IM OUT DAWGS FA RILL
Of course, you COULD just email DB1 directly to request that he take down this pic; the address is plastered all over this sight. This is a feat that some frightenly stupid dipshits before you have managed to pull off. Of course, you'll still have to ask Mr. Google to unlink her name from "cock magnet" image searches.
Would this be the first take-down request of a take-down request replacement picture? Awesome.
fuck you and your sister, anon. bitch got tits on her hip and has to wear jockey pants
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
Anon:
suck on my right testicle; here's a picture for your reference:
http://www.exoticnutrition.com/images/Hedgehog%20pix%204.jpg
suck on my right testicle; here's a picture for your reference:
http://www.exoticnutrition.com/images/Hedgehog%20pix%204.jpg
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I don't think this guy anon @11:44 is runnin' wit da goose...sure looks like his sister is though, running with two gooses. What a chicken-head.
Our boy white looks frightened....Perhaps because brotherman is about to mount his chick from behind?
Our friend anon seems confused as to which post to write in...I have yet to see this level of idiocy on this site ( other than in photographic form).
Our friend anon seems confused as to which post to write in...I have yet to see this level of idiocy on this site ( other than in photographic form).
Anon 11:44 AM,
i think i'm gonna have a stream of consciousness ramble here too i don't know why the cardinals can't stop turning the ball over oh mmmm cheetos and i think this beer is getting a little warm and the day is really nice and i have my windows open but the a/c keeps kicking in and maybe i should close them but then again it really is a nice day and the fresh air is good for you and kurt warner just threw out of bounds and i don't think they're going to win because they're eight points down how did they miss that extra point attempt that's fucking unreal it's so easy to do how can you miss an extra point and the a/c is still going so i'm starting to worry and how the hell did i get on hotchickswith douchebags i almost got my ass kicked by two guys at a party last night because well i'm a douchebag
oh. and yer a dumbfuck.
i think i'm gonna have a stream of consciousness ramble here too i don't know why the cardinals can't stop turning the ball over oh mmmm cheetos and i think this beer is getting a little warm and the day is really nice and i have my windows open but the a/c keeps kicking in and maybe i should close them but then again it really is a nice day and the fresh air is good for you and kurt warner just threw out of bounds and i don't think they're going to win because they're eight points down how did they miss that extra point attempt that's fucking unreal it's so easy to do how can you miss an extra point and the a/c is still going so i'm starting to worry and how the hell did i get on hotchickswith douchebags i almost got my ass kicked by two guys at a party last night because well i'm a douchebag
oh. and yer a dumbfuck.
# posted by : 12:48 PM
: 12:48 PM
How many sisters does this dude have? Shouldn't he be able to protect at least one of them from hoards of douches?
# posted by : 1:21 PM
: 1:21 PM
Good to see Deion Sanders staying busy after defending asshole QBs who get off watching dogs eat other dogs...as for the semi-hottie contemplating Neon's advances, "Must be the money" I sing to myself in the off-key it is intended...
# posted by : 2:09 PM
: 2:09 PM
dammit anon stop posting about your sister or i'll slap you harder than my nuts slapped her chin
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
It's the cast of the Sarasota Dinner Theater's week-long musical take on The Mod Squad.
# posted by : 2:14 PM
: 2:14 PM
It seems that she is but a beard for the white boy anyway.He seems to be grabbing her butt however it is just a ruse to allow him closer access to the nads in the white pants.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
Anon. & his impotent threats aside, I just wanted to say nice Swingers reference!
# posted by : 5:18 PM
: 5:18 PM
you motherfuckers that black dude is my sister take the photo down or i will have google delete your page or i might have my hacker friends fuckup this site and make it bleed like your asshole after your dad gets through pounding your ass when you visit him in prison you motherfucking dorks
# posted by : 5:22 PM
: 5:22 PM
That Blondie is thinking that by this time next week Boston College will be the #1 team in College football.
# posted by : 5:40 PM
: 5:40 PM
you motherfuckers that girl is my brother (long story) and that white guy is my sister (even longer story) and that black dude is my boyfriend (don't judge me)take the photo down or i will have google steal your coco puffs or i might have my imaginary friends fart in the general direction of this site and make it smell like my boxers after I get through with a dozen taco bell burrito supremes which i visit daily for breakfast i hear my dad telling me to get off the damn computer
# posted by : 7:21 PM
: 7:21 PM
So Minnie and Mickey Mouse are in divorce court. The judge says, "So let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse. You say you want a divorce from Minnie because she's insane?"
"No, your honor. I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
"No, your honor. I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
sooooooo what do we have here?:
1) Miami vice afro-american-ambigous douche doing an abs sandwich with
2)Blondy Strongarm said to bend cars, trucks and even trains with the power of her arms, being held by
3)Allan McFarty -look at his face he farted-
Gipsy guerrilla vanilla Ice cream YAY!
Hans Von Douchepants
1) Miami vice afro-american-ambigous douche doing an abs sandwich with
2)Blondy Strongarm said to bend cars, trucks and even trains with the power of her arms, being held by
3)Allan McFarty -look at his face he farted-
Gipsy guerrilla vanilla Ice cream YAY!
Hans Von Douchepants
# posted by : 8:49 PM
: 8:49 PM
well, seeing as how hans beat me to the miami vice comment i was all psyched to make,
uhh
umm.
fuck.
anon, your sister's a whore. This sit is the least of her worries. You wanna protect her good name, keep her away from construction workers, male strippers, and crystal meth.
uhh
umm.
fuck.
anon, your sister's a whore. This sit is the least of her worries. You wanna protect her good name, keep her away from construction workers, male strippers, and crystal meth.
Wait, isn't she the one in the Joey Porsche pics?
I like the Bruce Willis sleepy-eyed bar gaze on radio dj geek to the left (remember when Willis used a toupee?). And the Kid n' Play haircut on ole' pudlicker is classic.
--Douche-osopher
I like the Bruce Willis sleepy-eyed bar gaze on radio dj geek to the left (remember when Willis used a toupee?). And the Kid n' Play haircut on ole' pudlicker is classic.
--Douche-osopher
# posted by : 1:23 PM
: 1:23 PM
These two scrodes split her from neck to gash that night. Oh and she liked it, too....
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