The unholy offspring of Ray Romano and Ralph Macchio has no business being in this bachelorette party photo.

My rankings, left to right (not including Waldouche): 7, 4, 8, 7, 7

One on the left has no self esteem, so guys physically abuse her.
#2 was supposed to be the DD tonight, but seeing her hotter friends get all the attention from the guys at the bar makes her do countless shots until she vomits on herself while applying mascara in the ladies' room.
The middle babe plays a game with #4 over who can get the most phone numbers at the end of the night. She always wins. Unfortunately, her makeup application is only good until 6am. Then you wake up and see that she's got more wrinkles than the plot of Memento.
#4 is pretty hot. For a man.
The one on the end dates a guy with an IROC, and yes, it does stand for "Italian Retard Out Cruising."
 

Ok from the left.
1. Super cute, I would hit that.
2. Bedroom eyes, and she likes pizza, marriage material in a few years.
3. "Oh Shit!, Someone stuck their thumb up my ass!" So she's into somewhat freaky bedtime games. Nice.
4. Either a man OR most likely the freakiest of the bunch. You will wake up worn out from having done things you didn't know that could be done, and even after searching the internet for days can't find pictures of things like that. Of course she is SUPER crazy and will try to run you over with her car because you were "flirting" with the cashier when you asked for your change... The fact that you were flirting with the cashier doesn't make it ok though.
5. I think she wants me, but not sure. I would do her but wait on the final decision until the fight about her giving me a blumpkin.
BUB
 

dibs, far left. I think the douche is the horse face in the middle. right? showing teeth, long dark hair.. I see metalic object hanging from it's neck. Def the douche.
 

New level of loser douche-dumb has been achieved by this choad. You know he sneaked into the shot at the last moment in a desperate attempt to have at least one picture of himself with a band of hot chicks (not)
#2 from the left has one chromosome to many. For the rest of the lot, please eat some food. There is very little pleasure in banging something with no meat.
 

exercise your choppers, better chew chew chew.

hey man, she's eatin' a celery stick. this is hard exercise...

yeah, i just brought it back.
 

I have something they can exercise their mouth on, OooooOOhahaha..Ooo..
 

David Blane, please make yourself disappear from this pic.
 

None of them are that hot. I spy a crescent breast on #1, and #5's face is distorted by the smoochy lips but she has the most potential. Aside from that, nothing in this pic appeals to me.
 

From left to right: Tandoori hottie, KFC, idiot,Taco Belle, Eva Longoria, Wopper.
 

we've had way too many sleeper bags.
 

He's not a 'bag, he's a janitor and apparently he's vigorously cleaning middle hotty's lower quandrant with a foaming beef probe by the looks of the moonpie grin plastered on her face.
 

all idiots