What's a Lei hott? Also, I get dibs on the orange one. She's pure in every way. I love you baby.
 

Surely Orange is Lei hott far right.

Right?

-LOTD
 

Again, it would appear you have to be missing a finger or two to get with these clams. I do like the brown tattoo of a penis that Samurai-Douche has on his fivehead.
 

why would these chicks want to pose in a snowballing pic. thats what i see. somebody should rescue them.
 

the huge sunglasses with the white frames have got to go. Nothing worse...except these scroads in this picture.
 

Wow, Lei Hottie seems to have kept a flower from the lei she so beautifully adorned in the haiku pic. I could hold that hand for an eternity and smell that flower while she sipped Coronas all day laying lazily by the pool of her low cost suburban apartment complex. As for Tiger tat 'bag, Thespian 'bag and The Underling, they are definitely on their way to a possible run for the HCwDB of the week. And by run I mean an actual run. They really need it.
 

Nothing like drinking out ofglass bottles poolside. The hallmark of intelligence, and by intelligence i mean total scrote.

As much as i despise it, i have to commend the advertising genius at Corona who has created a pavlovian market that equates drinking corona's with sun and water. It's like vacation in a bottle. A. Glass. Bottle. And by vacation i mean frat 'bag.
 

the other hallmark of intelligence: forgetting to use your spacebar when ranting about hallmarks of intelligence. I am douche.
 

I get the kanji tattoo on the bald guys arm but I'm confused by the other ones. Does bald douche have to show that he has a dramatic/sensitive side through the use of his double mask tattoo? Maybe he was a theater major? That could explain why he looks ready to tenderly kiss the douchebag in between Lei Hottie's legs. Oh and what is that monstrosity on tonguebag's shoulder? Bloody wanker!
 

Hot chicks hanging out with roided-out WASPs at their apartment complex - this picture embodies why the rest of the world hates the USA.
 

pink top is about to give upside down douche a brown shower, bald bag is about to clean it up. Pink top had a lot of bread and cheese so she's a little backed up. whatever it takes to get to the chicks i guess.
 

one word

repulsive
 

Pink top prepares to shower frat punk with a 98.6 degree Fahrenheit golden stream. Or possibly deliver a Boston Steamer.
 

and according to Lei Hottie's beer, the girl likes a whole lot of head.
 

We're witnessing the miracle of 'bag birth; note the underchoad that has just emerged steaming from Mama Pink....and she already has his bottle ready.
 

finger choad must be the afterbag.
 

Someone tell these assholes to get back to doing the yard work. I don't pay them to loaf around, no matter how hot my neighbors are.
 

Lei Chick should snap underchoad's neck, then smash her head filled beer bottle on the D'bag on the right, then stab Toungston "Rocker" McDoucherstein with the rest of the bottle.
 

@Pfah

Great photo. I wish the Falcon's would just fire him under his contract's morality clause. By the way, did you hear Mitt Romney talked his way out of getting arrested in Canada after people complained about some American with his dog in too small carrier tied to the roof of his car? Assuming he drove 65 mph, the dog was on the roof for 10 hours.

-Bagwan Singh
 

Orange hotty, so stoic and refined
You gaze apon me with a peaceful smile. No beer in hand, you touch only yourself, telling me you look inward for peace. Stop hanging with those losers, for they degrade you by association.
 

In 9 or 10 years when my son is the age of these guys, if I ever see a picture of him wearing a stupid expression on his face like these db's, I will rip his tongue out via his nose and force him to change his last name to hinder anyone associating me with him.

I'll also make him go up to his room without supper.
 

bald douche's forehead has either (1) a huge birthmark of gorbachev's cock n balls, (2) a bruise from a particularly vicious dildo-slap, or (3) a shadow from girl next door's fist and corona bottle. Regardless, he's introduced a whole new kind of mark of the douche.

-The Hardest Working Douche in Scrote Business
 

@HWDISB:

"Viscious Dildo Slap" would be an awesome band name.
 

Corona-the beer of Greico and Bleeth

SkanderBag
 

Too much smiling, too many choads.

The ONLY thing that would make this picture logical is if center chick is chocking floor choad with her legs.
 

thanks a ton Bagwan Singh. honestly, much appreciated.

additionally, mitt romney is an idiot. please do not vote for him.
 

Nah, Spin, the ultimate humiliation for kids is the dreaded "timeout." Give him one or two of those, and he'll be like Silly Putty in your hands.

I can see it now: "Cleveland! Give it up for Vicious Dildo Slap! Woot!" Hey, I can keep a rhythm. I just need a front man and a guitarist, and we're good to go. What's our repertoire? Whatever else we play, we have to have "shipoopi".

Hey, here's one:

Beautiful Girls, by Bag Halen:

Well I'm-a seaside sittin'
Just a choadin' & scrotin' at poolside
On top of the girls, oh yeah,
I got my dick in my hand,
I got a pretty lame tan,
and all I simply need,
is a beat down, understand?!

I'm sorry. This song is too good to blaspheme any further. But you get the drift.

All I need is a beautiful girl...
 

That's not a 'bag birth: that's a hottie bowel movement. A steamy, festering one at that. Yeck!
 

i was gonna be a spelling nazi here but let's just focus on Lei hottie.

Lei hottie. hot.

douchebags. DROWN IN THE POOL FUCKERS.