Bless you
 

BOOBIES!!!!

I'm so mad at myself for even noticing the douche who's all bundled up in his towel in the background.
 

The yellow sympathy band hides the scar where they grafted a small girl's hand to this gym choad's pumpified arm. What is up with that?

In the background you can see Mount Douchebag, which sadly is what Boobs A'Dangle will be doing later.
 

Now we're talking. Check out the douche laying out in a tshirt behind Jetpumpbag. Her birthmark calls to my teeth. At long last, boobies.
 

He needs to eat my shit and die. I wasn't aware that beer allowed one to "live strong". Try a glass of water MF.
 

This picture almost had a chance...instead doucheroids had to go over the top with tacky tribal tat, fake cross necklace, and livescrote bracelet. Does this really look like a religious guy with a softspot for cancer?
 

Why are these hats "cool"?

The late 90's early 2000's were a time of relaxed idiocy. However the fashion sense has once again reosrted to a look at me type of thing. I blame the media, George Bush and Queer Eye
 

The part where her lips meet her cheek is jacked.
 

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To "live strong" or "douche strong", that is the question? Maybe he should refer to his "What Would Douchus Do?" bracelet for guidance.
 

Pinhead douche's giant body and tiny head reminds me of popeye's friend Wimpy
 

This guy actually was a JetPilot. He was a JetPilot for the Sleestak squadron.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

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"WWDD?" Douchus should flex his muscles, point out the fact that he sports a wicked arm band tat, and continue to look like a total douche-bag.
 

This is Pumpy's brother, "Bumpy."
 

For the love of all that is dear sweet cleavite. Tattoos, bracelets, 'bags? I didn't realize there was anything in this pic besides cleavite until I read some comments. Focus, people.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

To start with her, nice boobs, not bad looking. That's it.

I'm sorry, but as far as he goes, his hat isn't tilted, the necklace isn't "in your face", a lot of people wear that bracelet (no, not me...but still), he's not making any 'bag handgestures, no overly stupid faces or smoochie lips, and he's not flexing. Yeah, his sunglasses are a tad ugly, but I don't think he's a douche. A LOT of people have arm band tats....and I know I'm going to get shit for this, but I like them on guys with decent sized arms. Please, no hate mail!
 

DOUCHE LOVER! btw, I have hairy arm pits and Adam Carolla eye brows, how you doin? :)
 

The barbed wire tat is soooo boring and predictable. Have a little imagination, Dude.
 

TRIBAL ARMBAND, TRIBAL ARMBAND.

BEER BEER BEER......

DOO-OUCHE DOO-OUCHE DOO-OUCHE

boobs boobs boobs
 

@ Ian

Them there's FIGHTIN' words! I am NO douche lover! ;)

And how YOU doin'? :D
 

Sorry, but fly-man sunglasses, ghey tat, ghey hat, jesus bling and 'look at how philanthropic I am being a little sheep' uber-ghey livestrong bracelet and stupid buble lips a douche makes.

That and proximity to this gorgeous specimen of young womanhood. She needs to ditch the Paris glasses, though. But ahh, the boobies. This almost (I said _almost_) makes up for the jackass with the shaved pits above. Blech. I'm still scrubbing my eyes with borax after that.
 

BOOBS!!
 

Sorry, zero tolerance for barbed wire tats.

Killer (boo)bees.
 

This girl is not hot. She has tits, but so does my 40 year old aunt after popping out 3 kids. This slut does have the body, but look at that face. It's tough with the sunglasses but she has an ugly nose, a giant forehead, and a face that appears to be out of proportion. Therefore, this is only a chick with a douche bad. I hope this doesn't make the weekly voting.
 

Live Strong. Tribal tat. Rich Cunt sunglasses. Rich cunt. I hate them all so very much. Please let me wet fart all over their faces.
 

For some reason, she looks like a Holly to me. And I want to tell Holly to really think hard about what she's doing right now; she's encouraging rampant douchebaggery. With her boobs!! Now, I know she's not a slut, because she's wearing shorts and is so embarrassed about her exposed cleavage that she's wearing the hugest sunglasses she could find in an attempt to hide her shame. Oh, Holly-- reserve your shame for the important stuff, like the fact that you let this choad anywhere near you. If you backhand quickly enough, you might just manage to shove his beer bottle up his nose and lodge it in his cranium, thus ridding the world of one more douchebag, and cleansing you of your sins in one fell swoop. Go, Holly, go!
 

Jailergrrl, I appreciate your honesty but I must ask, did you ever compete in the special olympics? Armband tattoos are NEVER are always cheesy. If they are tribal or fucking barbed wire that solidifies automatic douchebag status. I regret to inform you that if you like armband tats on anyone regardless of arm size you have some douchey tendencies. He doesn't need to do anything else after that, but like Batou said, the cheesily deceitful sales pitch oh look what a good guy I am necklace and bracelet don't help, and the sunglasses, what an idiot. Are those beta blockers for senior citizens, I'm not sure. The hat from the 80s I don't understand. I assume he forgot to tilt it.
 

I meant to say NEVER good looking.

I also competed in the special olympics. Took third in the pole vault.
 

pole vault...heh heh huh huh huh heh heh
 

I think anyone spitting negative comments about this girl is crazy...she is super hot and obviously conservative if she's wearing shorts at a pool party. I think she has a bangin body and she clearly has cute style. I'm embarrassed for her that she's in a picture with such a loser but you have to admit that she's cute as hell.
 

you people are jealous, yeah the guy looks like a steriod freak but the girl looks like a cute girl and the look on her face says I dont want to take this picture!