You are garanteed a one nighter with either of the 2 HC's.
 

There once was a choad from Denmark
His chest was tattooed by Hallmark
He knew some blondie rockettes
Who lived on coke and cigarettes
But later he was eaten by a shark
 

There once was a baldy named Edd,
Who's fashion sense he greatly misread,
His drink he embraced
as he grabbed the horce face
by the way I get dibs on the red
 

"HC" stretches the imagination,
One's stomach saw 'bout 12 months gestation,
The other smoked crack,
Laid flat on her rack,
And got nailed by that grinny crustacean.
 

Two skanks puffing cigs had a go
At a 'bag who resembled Steve-O
"If you pose for a pic,
We won't smirk at your dick"
How's that for a 'bag quid pro quo?
 

There once was a choad from New Haven,
too scrotey to let pool dress codes phase him,
armed with douchey tatoos,
he found bleethers in twos,
to help him smuggle some raisins
 

While hanging a picture he smashed it.
His middle-right finger he bashed it.
The tattoo from Playboy,
Makes him such a gay boy,
The Calvin Klein undies reveal it.

- boatbutter
 

Oscar was clicking this website
Wednesday Limerick made his dick curl with much fright
My eyes would soon much regret
Two nasty bitches on meth
Not to mention his calvins are too tight
 

tequila sunrises,haggard tattoos
plaid beanies,stiped bikinis
marlboros glowing bleeth overflowing
big ass sunglasses shit eating grins
hung like a nat is tha punishment for his douche sins
 

tho hotties and a douche with a small tool
decided to go hang out in the pool.
the one in the middle
I want to play like a fiddle
And red top small sideboobs still rule
 

I spy a 'bag who is entirely greased and shaven.
Swimming in tideys, my stomach is beyond savin'.
He appears sacless;
His ladies are rackless.
Egads, mommy in the middle is misbehavin'.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

In the pool pose the tattbag & bitties
He with bunny ears on his left titty
CK briefs and bleethtox
Made the other guests shocked
And they ran screaming "Dooouche!" through the city
 

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^^^that should be two...hotties..oh well here's another one

two skinny skanks smoking cigs
that like tiny berries and twigs
his half inch tool is a joke
but they'll do anything for coke
but i'd bang the middle one, ya digggggggg!!
 

Here I just awoke from a great power nap,
To see a choad at a pool wearing a beanie cap,
but these sluts don't care,
that this ass clown has no hair,
Hope this dude likes the clap.
 

at the side of the pool sat a man with a small dick,
he was joined by two girls beaten with an ugly stick.
though the girl on the right is finer,
the girl in the middle has no vaginer,
in the end, all three should be hit with a brick.
 

You know bulimia isn't that funny
Nor is crack 'by the look of these honeys
Cigarettes, drinks, and lines
They don't have much time
They're all dead soon, I'd bet you big money
 

'Bag in skivvies sat by the pool
Attempting to make skanky chicks drool
"Hey ladies..My name's Fred."
Chicks lamented and said
"Dude, you are one giant tool."
 

Two skanks at the pool spied a twink
Hottie 2 offered trim with a wink
Said the choad to the blondes
"You'll have to hang on,
I'll do you both when I've finished my drink"
 

winter hat in the pool?
this gay douche must be "cool".
pale whitey in tiny briefs,
so damn gay, he often queefs.
I hate this douchey tool.
 

I'm about to tell you a great tale
Of a man whose dick hung like some braille
Striped and red came a long
To help write this here song
But stripes' face looked like Kevin McHale's
 

This dude is fighting anemia
Or perhaps a case of leukemia
I'd tap both of those hotties
Coke's been good to their bodies
Or it my be the rampant bullemia

-Douchey Howser, m.d.
 

This dude is fighting anemia
Or perhaps a case of leukemia
I'd tap both of those hotties
Coke's been good to their bodies
Or it might be the rampant bullemia

-Douchey Howser, m.d.
 

Two smoking hot chicks? (what a pun!),
Douche in the diaper needs some sun,
The all have flat chests,
Red's smile is the best,
This makes me want to go buy a gun
 

The pool that day was quite chilly,
Yet two pairs of tits,
Don’t indicate this,
So his cock is what looks real silly.
 

Two hotties try to keep cool,
By splashing around in a pool,
They sucked on a fag,
Cigarettes - not the 'bag,
He looks like a massive tool.
 

There once was a tattoed young dreamer
The Rabbi Haku born in Lima
With drink in his hand
And his sister "the man"
His tool was the world's smallest weiner!
 

Looks like douche lost his junk to crotch rot
Have to say I find both the chicks hot
I'd rinse out my mouth
Then work it down south
'Cause my douchename is Sir Licksalot

'Though cig smoking chicks turn me off
With their smell and phlegm-filled smokers cough
These two make me stiff
So I'd suffer a whiff
For the chance to towel them both off

Scribbled tats? Sends chills up my spine
Why look like you're covered with vines?
And it is truly obscene
NOTHING comes in between
This douchebag and his Calvin Kleins

--vinny scumbaglia
 

Smiley choad donned with bugshades and drink
Spreads his germs with his undies that stink
But the bleethers don't care
They'll take scrote anywhere
Even as his li'l sausage does shrink
 

At first I thought he was a tool,
To call him a douche would be cruel.
I looked at his wrist,
And then became pissed,
These hotties are caressed by this fool.

Nice hat jagnob
 

is that Steve-O?
 

To wear briefs in the pool is so rad
The skanks they all think it's so bad
But wait what is that?
His pubes or a tat?
Could this be Puberchoad's dad?
 

By the pool sat a 'bag drinking juice
Having dampened, his Calvins came loose
Disappointed blondes
Though they tried to come on
An erection he failed to produce
 

Please give those undies back to my little brother
I see this and I feel bad for the Douche's mother
This choadbag wishes he could get fucked...
Is it me or is his scrote tucked?

The 'baghunters have overdone themselves yet again...
 

Take a look at the unhealthy three
All would look swell swinging from a tree
The chicks smoke in the pool
And stroke some dickless fool
Who seems proud of his tiny pee pee.
 

Swimming cap on top, Speedo-like thing down below,
Oversized sunglass and tats, all must go
Average-boobed hotties
Looking to get naughty
Won't happen here, this guy's a homo
 

I am disgusted by this eunuch
Who I'll call Dieter, choad from Munich
Skanky blondes are drawn near
To the German with beer
I wish someone had a spare tunic.

The chick touching the scrote is Maureen
And the chick with the cig is Doreen
They are friends in college
Who have no real knowledge
Except their holes can use the chlorine.
 

To choose between sex or smokes they were firm
So they settled on this Calvin Klein worm
While he’s not quite a match
Of the nicotine patch
He is known as the human SexoDerm
 

What's does the tatoo say on his chest?
'Nora loves cobalt', I can read it at best.
His middle finger has black fingernail
Both of these chicks I'm afraid I would nail
But in some rubbers I'd have to invest
 

3 assholes in water; 2 smoking,
To call them both hot? You'd be joking.
One thing's for sure,
The water's not pure,
Calvin's small scrote has been soaking.
 

Do #2's drapes match her rug?
And why is the third one so smug?
The guy has a small dick,
To quote from James, Rick:
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
 

In my ruined afternoon bliss,
I noticed that something's amiss:
Not the two hotties,
Or what's wrong with their bodies,
But the fact that the douchebag drinks piss.
 

BVD takes Peaches too hard
Shopping cart pic left him mentally scarred
By the lack of a point
"Club promo helper" he anoints
Too bad his reality has been marred
 

There once was a douche in a pool
With little blackie tighties he looked like a fool
He wore a stupid hat
The blondes in the pic ain't "all that"
Why does DB1 have to be so cruel?
 

This douche must've once been a miner
And went digging for two blondes that were finer
He found in the pool
That he and those two
All had similar vaginas

- Ryan Seadouche
 

beanie covers up bald douche's head
these blondies sure look half dead
hotties ash cigs in the pool,
and rail too many lines to sex up this tool
his tiny cock sure won't lure them to bed


- the douche abides
 

He came to the pool one sunny day
Wearing black briefs, sipping chardonnay
He met girls on Spring Break
If he had balls they'd ache
But at least won't contract Hep A.
 

Who smokes cigs while they wade in a pool?
Bleeth one, Bleeth Two and a tool.
The blondes stare with a grin,
As does 'Bag with pube chin,
How sad that he thinks he looks cool.
 

This dipshit smiles 'cause he's got it made
Tattoos galore, vodka lemonade
Now just barely sixteen
And he's making the scene
Caution: Water will cause tats to fade.

There are curious girls in the pool
Kind of tough but they're probably cool
And their bodies are hard
Orifices they guard
To the kid they are gonna be cruel.

Maybe they are just playing a joke
If the cig is weed, give Boy a toke
I hope they pop his top
And lick up gooey slop
It's time for this boy to go for broke

Twas your chance, your real moment of truth
If your balls had dropped you'd be so smoothe
Your Calvins betray you
Now hotties won't lay you
So go spank it ala Doctor Ruth.
 

The photo deflates hopes and wishes
A complete goofball with two dishes
They pose in the water
This geek they would slaughter
Oh yeah, let's welcome Suzalicious.
 

Two meth barbies trying to stay cool
Ran across this anorexic tool;
one to the other imparted
"I just peed and farted,
But there's worse stuff than that in this pool".
 

It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I don't feel fine, I must admit
Rightside chick is hot,
Middle chick is shot,
Pic makes Everybody Hurt a bit.
 

The hotties are getting dorked
by the chaod just makes me torqued!
But the avatar of Pfah,
Really made me guffaw.
I hope Vick likes getting Pug Borked.
 

The climate in Vegas, though sunny
Gets warmer when with two blonde bunnies
But that pool should be heate
His junk looks deleted
Wanna bet he's a douche? Easy money.
 

In pools he swims with underwear
In hats he hides with no hair
His thighs are small
and likely so are his balls
Oh why, oh why are girls near?
 

A number of good limericks today! Nice work, all--but especially those of you who've got the form down ;)

Douchebag has a 'V' on his forehead--
A new 'bag signifier, God said:
'Vagina' this one means
(Of course he has no beans)--
I'd still be happier with him dead!

Keira Knightley just bleached her drapes blonde,
For a drink-and-coke binge 'cross the pond;
A backhanded grope-'bag
Turned out to be gay-'bag:
Her little boobies, no hard-on spawned.
 

i'm tired, so i'll just say-- nice work, everyone! especially from ed, the irish assassin, and lone scrote mcquade... guys were on fire today!
 

that's bingo rimér, kind of a swedish version of Hugh Hefner! He's the man
 

Thanks LT,

Limerick Wednesdays are the most fun. There's some real comedic and poetic talent on this site.
 

Thanks as well, LT. Thanks also to Xander D. for "bleethers". I borrowed that from him.
 

yup bingo rimer, runs the magazine www.moore.se
 

sorry i missed this week's limerick.
was between a rock and a hard prick.
but, here i am, hottie-gazing,
and doing some douchebag-razing.

ok i was just kidding.
never hurts to dream though.
if anyone comes bidding,
i'm sure we can have a go.
 

HAHA He is a famous photographer in Sweden, takes pictures of famous people and mostly hot blond chicks :) // sweden